Dawson, Shane - 82 (Spoof Of 22 By Taylor Swift) Lyrics
I'm sick of those pretty boys
Checkin' their mirrors
Waxin' their ball hairs
(Uh-ah, uh-oh)
They're always cheatin'
With girls who are younger
(Uh-ah, uh-oh)
Yeah!
A guy who won't talk shit about me on Twitter
Cause he don't know what the fuck that is
Oh, yeah!
I'm lookin' for a guy who has some experience tonight
Uh-oh
Hey!
I'm sick of young dudes
I wanna guy who's 82
He can put up with me
Cause he served in World War 2
He thinks I can sing
Cause he's got real bad hearing
He's a little racist
So I gotta hide my black friends from him
He's 82, oooh
He's 82, oooh oooh oooh
Chill out with his old friends
Shitting in our Depends
Takin' medications
(Uh-ah, uh-oh)
Yeah!
After this we gonna have a big lemon party, tonight
Uh oh
I'm sick of young dudes
I wanna guy who's 82
He has so many age spots
I thought they were tattoos
His family can't hate me
Cause they're all R I P
When we have sex he screams
"Bitch who's your Granddaddy?"
Cause he's 82, oooh
82, oooh oooh oooh
Yeah!
[Aunt Hilda:] There's that bitch that stole our husbands
[Taylor and Larry:] [gasp]
[Aunt Hilda:] Let's kill her!
[Old ladies:] Yeah!
We'll get beat up by women who are 82
Holy shit there's blood everywhere
That Asian one knows kung-fu
It feels like one of those nights
We got our ass kicked
It feels like one of those nights
I lost my vision
It feels like one of those nights
Internal bleeding
My legs lost feeling
I'm sick of fighting
[Aunt Hilda:] Oh, why? You too scared to die, bitch?
[Taylor:] Larry is an adult. Let's let him decide who he wants to be with.
[Aunt Hilda:] Ugh, fine! Who do you want to be with, Larry?
[Larry] I-I-I. I ch-ch-ch-chchoose... [dies]
[Aunt Hilda:] [gasp]
[Taylor:] Oh my God!
[Aunt Hilda:] Taylor! Did you not give him his 8 o'clock heart pill?
[Taylor:] 8 o'clock heart pill? Ugh, that sounds like so much responsibility.
[Aunt Hilda:] Ugh, it really is.
[Taylor:] Hashtag, no, thank you.
[Aunt Hilda:] Hashtag, I agree girlfriend.
[Taylor:] Hashtag, you're kinda cute.
[Aunt Hilda:] Hashtag, I'm not a monkey, but I'll swing that way
[Taylor:] Hashtag, I don't really know what you mean about the monkey thing, but hashtag, I'm in.
[Aunt Hilda:] [excited gasp]
Hey!
Sick of guys like him,
Let's just be lesbian
Enough of this silly fighting,
Let's get to scissoring
Screw all these stupid guys,
Let's have a good time
Screw all these stupid guys,
Let's go out tonight
Screw all these stupid guys,
I'll give girls a try
Let's have a good time
Let's have a good time!
[Taylor and Aunt Hilda] [Sloppy make out noises]
[Taylor:] Ah! I forgot to tell you, I have herpes.
[Aunt Hilda:] Hey! So do I!
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Dawson, Shane 82 (Spoof Of 22 By Taylor Swift) Comments
0:12 didn't that look like Sam golbach from Sam and colby
Omg this was the beginning of the podcast 😭 how has so much time passed already?
This is probably the best video spoof in internet history.
Aunt Hilda is the biggest LEGEND of all time.
Ensures lmaoooo
Omg the little girl giving the finger 😂
Who’s watching this in 2020!!
I love when aunt hilda entered the room loved this when i was 9
This would never be made in 2020
The girl actually looks like Taylor around 0:25
lana del rey be like
am i supposed to feel guilty for liking this more than the original?
We love old Shane
The new Shane is grate to but I was raised by this.
You can guess I am not very ummm uhhh good at being normal.
2020 anyone
This must have been so creepy to record and the little girl that flipped us off wow
1:45 *Thats creepy af*
Gross....
My favorite part is that Taylor is the only one who wanted to be kissing old men. Like all these girls looked terrified and grossed out while she’s like hell ya!!
RyanDolezan
And Shane’s not straight after this video, how?
Lilja Sigurðardóttir whats I’m thinkin
2019 anyone?😂
ok boomer just got a new meaning
I love how Shane cast himself as a lesbian 82 year old lady.
Gay and stupid I hate it
This is how I found out about what a lemon party was 😭😭
There’s the bitch who stole are husbands
Omg, this is hilarious. No wonder why I always feel like there is nothing fun and exciting going on anymore, Shane stopped making these spoofs!
Half of the men in this are probably dead :(
Every lyric in this parody made me say omg
what the fuck is this vide o
Tha old wome somebody teacher in kung-fu
I still fucking love this parody. I love Shane now but I loved this shit back in the day
Where the hell did they get the lil girl
The fucking lil girl flipped us off
The worst video i ever saw
shane killed it barts was funny but shanes is better
😳 Did that toddler just stick up the middle finger 😂
👌👌👌dis vid is gud
I hope everyone In this video is still alive
*THERES THE B#### WHO STOLE OUR HUSBANDS.... LETS KILL HER*
2:12
The girl who played Taylor kinda looks like Pheobe from FRIENDS in that wig.
That kiss looks like Camila’s and Shawn’s cringy uncomfortable kiss
Who's your grand-daddy? 😉
why am i getting these recommended lmao... wtf
No one:
Not a single soul:
Me when my mom says clean up: 0:22
I miss these so much omfg the memories
IM SHOOK I CANT BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣
I meant to say that it toook me 20 minutes to figure out where he was this is gold
I love this you are the best youtuber ever it is midnight so it took me 20 minutes to realize what just happened
0:17 holy fuck😂
Never used to know what scissoring was when I was 7. I really shouldn't have been watching this when I was 7-9.
Yesh, dump the 82 year old after he died and get his 82 year old wife
That must've hurt XDDDD
I'm in love with this song
She went from young guys to old men to a 65 year old Jewish woman with herpes.
i swear this video was my lesbian awakening
Taylor is probably anoyed with 82 this video makes everyone think Taylor likes boys that are 22! but did Taylor write 22 to hide that loves the number 13? someone make a 13 parody! wait! Is she obsess with the number 13?!?!?
internel bleeding huh dosent sound so bad sinse my kind i blled FUCKING GALLONS EVRY FUCKING MONTH
Lana Del Rey?
It's now 2019 and I still love this as much as I did when it came out!
i literally watched this when i was 9
No offense but this sucks 🤮
Sucks in a good way...😁
really? I laughed my ass off the first time I watched this😂😂
*"bitch who's your granddaddy"*
um what am i watching at 5 am
The kids scene at the end was so disturbing i can’t even think what they felt like
Wtf did u jus watch?????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THIS SONG IS A BOP
OK wain she said lady that are 8 2 did she mean 82 or 80 too
At the beginning of this song I was so freaking confused who would want a guy who's 82 I mean if you want a guy who's 82 is going to die fast sound like if not to get your hopes up and being with them then your husband my advice is going to die if you got a man that has 82
Talk about an accurate Taylor portrait.. haha I'm kidding... OR AM I?!
I feel bad for the old guys ..........
And the girls
I feel hella bad for the old guys because they look cute with their lil mustache so cute!❤️💙 But I'm feel bad mostly because he has to deal with all this crazy shit!!!!😂😂😂😂
I cant believe this was 6 years ago already.
No one :
My cat when I try to give him love and attention: 3:45
I’m 9 I don’t think I’m supposed to be here
Grace Hi yeah plz leave and comeback later lol😂
Did you realize she says world war 2 and he put up 5 fingers 0:49
I don't care about Twitter, as I don't know what the fxxxxxx that is.
creepy...
1:45 PLEASE END MY SUKKEIN
"Oh why ur to scared to die bitch" quote of the year😂😂😂😂😂😂
This video was the only time Shane ever got to touch a girl with her permission
jk love you
I love the part where Shane came in😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🐓😂🐓🐓😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg Shane yaaaaaayayayay
I keep forgetting that Shane is all the characters
Technically she is a Lesbian if she kisses Aunt Hilda (Shane) Cause Shane's A Girl!
Love it so funny and so cool
“He’s a little racist so I gotta hide my black friends”
Whaattt
It’s mad to think how much he’s changed
0:21 That little girl putting up her middle finger 😂
The girl who has to be taylor swift reminds me of Miley Cyrus
What is life ?