David Allan Coe - Little Suzzie Shallow Throat Lyrics

"Hotdogs and bananas were too big"

I got pretty thick skin and I find this guy hard to listen to... Perfect Sunday pass time... You know. Sunday... Constantine said "You can worship your God with the Pagans in their temple on Sunday... Pagans worshiped the Sun... That's why it was called Sunday... Christians made up less than 3 % of the population back then and had no building to pray in. The majority were Pagans... That's Pagan not Devil Worshipers...

My wife stared in the video.

I was Drum major slick

* wipes tear out of eye

it's okay Suzie go ahead and choke and gag some of us guys like making a chick gag while fucking her face but just remember when we do bust a nut in your mouth to swallow every drop of our sperm bitch.

Moral of the story, Susie should have done a little more suckin’ and a little less fuckin’.

I would LOVE to dance to this at my wedding. But her friend SUZIE is having a FIT about it!!!!!

How many sausages can your girlfriend fit in her mouth?

Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely
All the girls all made fun of her at school
'Cause no matter how she tried
She could not get a dick inside
Her shallow throat
Shallow throat

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all

The football team all tried to give her lessons
She practiced but she threw up on the coach
Not one man on the squad
Ever shot his wad in Susie's throat
Shallow throat

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all

The drum major was a boy named Slick
Who had a very little bitty dick
She licked it sucked and stroked it
'Til Slick thought she might choke
He never knew
She had a shallow throat

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all

She finally learned to deep throat after all
Since she met Slick she’s really had a ball
But Slick he’s kind of lonesome
With Susie and the kid
'Cause though his dick just fits her throat
Her pussy’s much too big

it's okay Susie go ahead and gag some of us guys like making a girl choke and gag while we fuck her face but just when we do bust a nut in your mouth make sure you swallow every drop whore.

Whatta weak minded moron! This bastard will be dead soon, and notta loser will know, fuck all these Russians deep in the taint! No hole yet? Make 1 pussy!!

it's okay Susie go ahead and choke and gag some of use like making a chick gag but just make sure you swallow when we cum in your mouth okay little bitch?

I think it's very romantic

it's a very romantic song don't you think?

omg ! such a tender love story

I had no idea David Allen Coe was this funny.

That ending really threw me for a loop

This is so touching

useless Suzy

Greatest love ballad ever 🤣

Funny as hell

I'm waiting for this song to hit the mainstream.

Now thats a "bad boy ballad".

Shakespeare comes to mind for some reason?

Poor poor Susie shallow throat, will she ever find a lover? Sad....

"All the girls made fun of her it's cool"
How?

at school*

jj binx oh hahaha cuz I really laughed hard when I heard that it's cool, 2018? :D

-bcarful

It’s truly an American anthem......😢

Toby Tugg Hicks ‘Merica 🇺🇸

One more for any female relative of Kyles:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlp4aG0b-aA

my gf went down on me yesterday for the 1st time an I didn't have a puncture repair kit

such a moving and poetic song....a song about true love you just don't here these days

It's beautiful man. 😢

I'm playing this at my funeral

Up north cabin memories

This would make a great Anti-bullying campaign song

that'd okay susie go ahead and choke and gag some of us like making a girl gag

wedding song sorted 👌👌
the look on the in-laws face PRICELESS 👀😂

His wad in Susie's throat

Lol...this brings back a few memories...:)

this brings back so many memories of highshcool...this one girl was so tight and smelled like honey

Best ever country comedy song next to Achy Breaky Heart.

still love all DAC's shit.....

I love these romantic ballads!

A beautiful love song ( - ;

Your a sick man Dave.....love it....!

Haven't heard this in 2 decades! Heartfelt ballad 😮

This is what you fucking need to fuck lol

nice fucking ballad

i need one

is sex toy

Haha that's fuckin halarious

what a voice........ I was moved....no ......I was touched. ...sure it was by my elementry shool bus driver, he would play this song every time and I never understood until now why. This really brings back some memories. yep....If you felt this comment was in poor taste well...... fu-q ......don't make it weird man.

lmfao!!!

l m a o

one of those nights I put this song to my friends listen to, they cried laughing

this dude is fucking awesome,Sad fucking truth

Only the statement. Once again.

I was exposed to these x-rated cds in the Army in Germany..I had them recorded on a cassette of which a bar in Myrtle Beach played over the speakers.T'was very cool.

do you know which bar?

Thank you for your service.

I actually like this bull crap excuse of a song.

this is real country

Before there was South Park, there was DAC.

come here Susie it's alright if you gag I'd shove it in your mouth anyways go ahead and gag you little bitch

Story of my ex-wife!

All of it?

I hate how today's country is so fucked I'm 15 and when I get older dac and all the other singers will be gone my kids will only have this stupid pop country they wouldn't hardly know dac maybe some more people will bring country back

due this songs pretty old

+Ima Loner I know I was saying how most other songs are awful

Kyle Tidrick same

This seems like something South Park would write. Lmao.

That's okay Susie just gag then some of us like making you ladies choke and gag

Reminds me sooo much of Simon & Garfunkel..... XD

This guy maybe a racist

lol have you heard his other songs?

this is wonderful.

legend!

This was my wedding song...some people left.

fucking in the butt by D.A.C. was played at my wedding , my wife was not amused , but she took ot there that night cause i was the biggest meth dealer in Va. in 2004 !😎

how romantic

keflar5
Only people with small dicks left

marty mandrell
😂😂😂

im done I cant the football team and coach I can't

insperation via the Vieenna boys Choir

I wish David Allen Cole was my father because I'm 50 years old and I've been listening to his good music all my life and if I could have ever done anything for my Paul he would have been the 1 I've done it for when he bought a monkey I thought it was nuts now I know I'm nuts for not buying one myself

this might be the best thing ive ever heard lol

not many songs can make a man cry.

its a love son g

That's what I call a damn good song.

This is a love song for the ages :)

Seen this man ALOT in concert.  DUDE ALWAYS ROCKS.  If his tunes offend,,,,,,,,,, I think they are meant to,,, and he does it so well.  Stay down David.........

+William Curley  stay down />?

Down and dirty duh

Awesome!

These songs are cute and funny butnasty at the same time

I fucked Susie her pussy is to big but she can sue suck one and she learned to deep throat on my dick he lied about my dick to make Susie look good it's not little bitty

Her pussy's much to big is the morel of the song.

I can imagine this song on a late cold night. u? 

Another tender ballad by the master. 

/)u- these are continuously being sent to me

This is so poetic that I nearly shed a tear.

cry baby

Vlad Tepes
Just “nearly??”
What, are you made of stone!? 😉

see folks! theres someone for everyone!!!

goddam i love this song

lol the eyes doe

He said he was on a two week coke benge and wrote and recorded the two x rated albums in one week.. wow!!

it is a cool song

Dam you Slick, Dam you to Hell!! Susie is my Sister..

wow your stupid,you honestly think im THAT dumb?WOW  stupid is spreading!SAVE YOUR SELVES!MMMMMM 20 YEARS IN DUNGEON!No but seriosly dont say that and expect me to fall for it im smarter then that

How does he know its this Susie? #alabamaman  

What? That's... What?

Mari Farrell yer grammore iz terubole.
Wow, you're ** stupid -
Seriously **
I'm smarter THAN that. **

I don't believe you are smarter than that, dipshit!