David Allan Coe - Don't Bite The Dick Lyrics

Also this isn't music this is trash...

Its funny ppl like this lmfao ignorant

I first found this song when I read Knotted by Pam Godwin and I looked it up out of curiosity and now whenever I need a laugh I turn this song on, it always makes me laugh.

That's why I'm here! Reading that part right now Haha

Yeah, the heroine hummed that song once while she was pleasing the hero ;)

Makes sense.

I first learned of DAC when the radio played "You Never Even Called Me By My Name" and we were drunk so it really fit. Used to listen to original country music, especially of the outlaw variety. Mostly rock now.

336 people bite dick

This is a song every baby should learn

A masterpiece.

PERFECT song for my GIRLFRIEND!!!

Dedicated to AOC.

It's sound advice,really.

Nibble on this dick but bitch no biting the dick 🤪🤪

Shit! She bit it!

D.A.C. way 🔫 🎸
...FROM OLD SCHOOL WHEN COUNTRY MUSIC WAS REAL 'CAUSE REAL COUNTRY MUSIC IS AN OLD TRADITION !
DAVID: *southland king* ☆

Goddam right

@Mag Tinfal
*LONG LIVE TO D.A.C.* ✊🔫🎸

When I was 8 my grandfather turned on the car and this was playing 😂😂

A veritable ear-worm.

Why was this in recommended

MGTOW song

don't bite my dick Ryan salmond you are hog wild and need trained I am your new master

Whats up sir

Terrence P brought most of us here.

Bad Popp

@D Sch Buuuuuutt...

God. FUCKKEN . Damn....

1:05 best rhythm ever

I’d like to play this at a MeToo rally or march

Did you notice the song titles on the album cover? Lmao!

rbryant100 Do it!

This accidentally came on from my Bluetooth in my truck real loud when I started it and I turned it down real quick cause my girlfriend at the time was with me. She asked what was that and made me turn it back on, she listened carefully till the end and had the most disgusted look on her face

Grant Thomas shit son I was listening to this stuff when I was 12 ....mom would've taken my record player away for good if she ever found out the gods must've been looking out for me cos she died never learning of my quirky taste in music

What the fuck love it

that moment you realize you're listening to this song unironically just because it's great

Goddamn he was dirty lol

Bodega Boys sent me.

WTH my friend is retarded lol

True fuckin outlaw!!!!

W-hite T-rash F-abulass

Good lesson to be learned from this song

Should be bj tutorial .... just saying

You could make one. I'm sure there's lots of guys that would be willing to assist in such an endeavor. I know I would.

Hell yes.

i still love all david's old nasty songs lol good times!

real County

I'm pretty sure he made this album to fuck over his ex wife who was getting album royalties

Someone should blast this at a feminist convention!!!!

Ok let me know when and where in madison wi the next one will be

Your stupid. This is a song. Freedom of speech. Fuck you

Hell Yeah!

@asmith9188 Found the snowflake!

Fuck those bitches!!!!😛😛😛😛

I play the song for my girlfriend she pushed me in the dick

How does he know dicks taste like rubber covered with goo? hmmm

Not sure why it took so long for my dear friends to introduce this to me. I've missed out on many years of the experience!

cool beans

the lyrics are beutifall

Black man's song for white women , , , , 90 percent of mixed race people have white mothers, , , , that says it all right there, , , , , , white women would fuck a bucket of shit, , , if they thought it had a big dick, , , , , especially if the bucket was black.

Sticky pussy an rubber dicky

Haaaa nice!

dont bite the dick brandon berry

black crow hard to handle

great musix

Heard all these songs hanging out at the MC club with my old man when i was a kid back in the 80's

What ?????? The f@#k

Every man should play this song for every girl gets with. It would help explain it to the fresh mouth girls 😂😂

LMFAO!!!!

You have to love it....

Hi thanks 🙏 for this track David is a great singer of songs country he’s the true outlaw of all songs thanks 🙏 Dave.

that's a good thing to teach your daughters don't you think?

🔥🔥🔥

This is fire

Funny song

how come this never hit the charts is there a video with it , has it been on top of the pops

dicks taste like rubber

I accidentally started playing this in class because my headphones weren't fully plugged in

Garrett Camper friend unplugged mine got Friday night school😂🤦‍♂️

I would love to see someone play this in a women’s studies class. It would be the most important lesson of the semester, that’s for sure.

If I see a feminist I’ll call play this on speakers 😂😂

U did on accident?

"Accidentally"

I first heard of this song when I was going through the ring tones on zedge, and I thought right away the only person that could be singing that song is David Allan Coe, and I was right. yes!!

Hunter Fagan look up wheeler walker Jr lmao

Looool same

I love real shit. I love old country.

Thought you might need reminded on the proper procedure.

because of this song I will hum it while giving my bf head

RanDumb Jest3R 😂

You know how to treat a man! 👍

You deserve some cookies n milk.

Marry me😍

RanDumb Jest3R KMSL 🤣 😂

that's what old country is what about to bad there isn't more David Allen coes out there making New music!

Check out Wheeler Walker Jr. He makes country similar to David Allen Coe

Borat Sagdiyev Rebel Son is the new David Allan Coe.

Jeremy Raw I

Jeremy Raw Wheeler walker Jr! He’s great

I love country music now,fkn hilarious🇨🇦🇨🇦🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷😁😂😁😂😁😂

When I had a gf I showed her this song she said she won't bite it 😂

has she ever yet?

"had" 🤔

So you had only one. Lol you sure bite ur own dick

Im doing this but not with the context lol well maybe not but it would be funny

I laugh my ass off

lmfao !!!!

well shit. I learned more from this album than I did from my high school sex ed!

John Gutsch same

LMFAO! Been crying for like 8 min. I cant stop sending this to ppl.

Trizzay334 I just found his inappropriate songs last night, I've been crying from laughing so hard😂😂😂

Look up 18 x rated hits

@Sarah Cooke the songs have been around since 1982

Oh God 😂😂😂