Dave East - Keisha Lyrics






I cannot believe it
I cannot believe it
Real life though
I cannot
I cannot believe it
Eyes open

She from Jamaica, Queens, only came to Harlem to shop
Her mother just got a divorce and her father a cop
I learned this about 10 minutes in the conversation
I'm thinking I don't even know you, why that information?
My head was racin', I'm pacin' back and forth
Asked her for her number, her name Keisha, nice to meet ya
She said she never fucked with nobody from Harlem
I've got homies from south side, I figured I would call them
I found exact locations and where she grew up
Her moms new boyfriend got some coke, then he blew up
She used to play with credit cards and line niggas at night clubs
Fucked a couple niggas but left 'em cause she ain't like love
I was down in Flight Club, Keisha text me like "What you doing?"
"I scuffed up my retro's, I'm bout to cop some new ones"
She said she at the Mandarin Oriental in Columbus circle
She got some sour but she wanted purple
I told her later we can link up
I called my youngin Conner bring an eighth to her
He plotting on taking her
Funny lil' nigga, but fuck it, that's how we raised
If it ain't wifey than all the homies can play
Back to Keisha, she black but had them Spanish features
Five seven, most these niggas would plan to keep her
I got that drop from my homie that knew her, he went to school with her
Said he used to be cool with her, but he ain't fuck her though
Con' callin' me, I forgot to text him the address
I'm going through some other shit, honestly got me mad stressed
If Con' delivered that, we 'bout to meet
I gotta a club tonight, told Keisha if she up I hit her when it's over
Now it's rosé, henny, rosé, henny
Strippers all over me, I ain't throwing a penny
Got a text from Keisha, "I'm in room 17C
I know your with your homies now but later come and see me"
I'm rollied out, sky dweller, the light hittin' it right
I'm hearing niggas talking like, "That's Dave East, that nigga nice"
Wayno told me 30 minutes, flat line, backwoods I pack mine
Unless I want 'em harsher, please don't no one bother
I called my driver and told him take me to midtown
Had to stop for condoms cause raw ain't the way I get down
He dropped me off, I told him "Park it and don't leave yet
Let me see what this bitch about, something I gotta figure out"
I'm in the 'tele, I hit the elevator blunted
Stumbling, just hennessey and rosé in my stomach
Figure we fuckin' and then order some room service
I knocked twice, she opened the door but so nervous
Maybe I was buggin, I was drunk, she was ready though
Came up out of everything, R. Kelly on the radio
Slim waist, Hershey chocolate skin, ass heavy though
On everything, I fucked this bitch delirious, shit Eddie know
Henny taking over, we passed out, at least I did
15, 000 in my balmain's, I'm lackin'
I put my rollie in the dresser with like four chains
My id and my bank cards, iPhone 6 to make calls
Condom box of 3-pack, I used two of them
Brand new Fendi sneakers, the club just ruined 'em
Something told me wake up, I checked the bed
Nothin' but pillows and cover, I had to shake my head
I checked me jeans, every dollar gone, that's 15k
All my chains and my rollie missing
I put my shit on, looking for my phone, that shit was gone too
I'm ready to kill Keisha, what the fuck I'm gon' do?
I told myself I wasn't drinking, why the fuck I get bent?
And how the fuck I get robbed?
I ran out, my driver sleep I woke him up like "You ain't see that bitch
Brown skin, thick, probably moving on some schemin' shit?"
He telling me that he was sleeping, waiting on my phone call
I cannot believe this shit, can't wait until I see this bitch
This for every nigga that be slippin' cause he think he rich
Keisha you a sneaky bitch, called shooter I'm a need the grip
Fuck

I cannot believe this bitch robbed me
I cannot believe it
I cannot believe it
I cannot believe this bitch robbed me
If I catch her I ain't tryna hear I'm sorry
I cannot believe this bitch robbed me
I cannot believe it
I cannot believe it
I cannot believe this bitch robbed me
If I catch her I ain't tryna hear I'm sorry
I cannot believe this bitch robbed me
I cannot believe it
I cannot believe it
Fuck





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  1. T.... T....

    This is my guy!! He’s tuffffffffff

  2. N.... 2....

    Why that video vixen robber couldn’t be Latina? Fuck she gotta be a keisha....and not Maria?

  3. J.... C....

    I’ve been sleeping on Dave East , this nigga is the truth . He got that old skool hard New York style . Much love from the south Bronx ya heard

  4. f.... ....

    She from Jamaica, Queens, only came to Harlem to shop
    Her mother just got a divorce and her father a cop
    I learned this about 10 minutes in the conversation
    I'm thinking I don't even know you, why that information?
    My head was racin', I'm pacin' back and forth
    Asked her for her number, her name Keisha, nice to meet ya
    She said she never fucked with nobody from Harlem
    I've got homies from south side, I figured I would call them
    I found out exact locations and where she grew up
    Her mom's new boyfriend got some coke, then he blew up
    She used to play with credit cards and line niggas at night clubs
    Fucked a couple niggas but left 'em cause she ain't like love
    I was down in Flight Club, Keisha text me like "What you doing?"
    "I scuffed up my retro's, I'm bout to cop some new ones"
    She said she at the Mandarin Oriental in Columbus Circle
    She got some sour but she wanted purple
    I told her later we can link up
    I called my youngin Conner bring an eighth to her
    He plotting on taking her
    Funny lil' nigga, but fuck it, that's how we raised
    If it ain't wifey than all the homies can play
    Back to Keisha, she black but had them Spanish features
    Five seven, most these niggas would plan to keep her
    I got that drop from my homie that knew her, he went to school with her
    Said he used to be cool with her, but he ain't fuck her though
    Con' callin' me, I forgot to text him the address
    I'm going through some other shit, honestly got me mad stressed
    If Con' delivered that, we 'bout to meet
    I gotta a club tonight, told Keisha if she up I hit her when it's over
    Now it's Rosé, Henny, Rosé, Henny
    Strippers all over me, I ain't throwing a penny
    Got a text from Keisha, "I'm in room 17C
    I know your with your homies now but later come and see me"
    I'm Rollied out, sky dweller, the light hittin' it right
    I'm hearing niggas talking like, "That's Dave East, that nigga nice"
    Wayno told me 30 minutes, flat line, backwoods I pack mine
    Unless I want 'em harsher, please don't no one bother
    I called my driver and told him take me to midtown
    Had to stop for condoms 'cause raw ain't the way I get down
    He dropped me off, I told him "Park it and don't leave yet
    Let me see what this bitch about, something I gotta figure out"
    I'm in the 'tele, I hit the elevator blunted
    Stumbling, just Hennessey and Rosé up in my stomach
    Figure we fuck and then order some room service
    I knocked twice, she opened the door but so nervous
    Maybe I was buggin, I was drunk, she was ready though
    Came up out of everything, R. Kelly on the radio
    Slim waist, Hershey chocolate skin, ass heavy though
    On everything, I fucked this bitch delirious, shit Eddie know
    Henny taking over, we passed out, at least I did
    15, 000 in my Balmain's, I'm lackin'
    I put my Rollie in the dresser with like four chains
    My ID and my bank cards, iPhone 6 to make calls
    Condom box of 3-pack, I used two of them
    Brand new Fendi sneakers, the club just ruined 'em
    Something told me wake up, I checked the bed
    Nothin' but pillows and cover, I had to shake my head
    I checked me jeans, every dollar gone, that's 15k
    All my chains and my Rollie missing
    I put my shit on, looking for my phone, that shit was gone too
    I'm ready to kill Keisha, what the fuck I'm gon' do?
    I told myself I wasn't drinking, why the fuck I get bent?
    And how the fuck I get robbed?
    I ran out, my driver sleep, I woke him up like "You ain't see that bitch
    Brown skin, thick, probably moving on some schemin' shit?"
    He telling me that he was sleeping, waiting on my phone call
    I cannot believe this shit, can't wait until I see this bitch
    This for every nigga that be slippin' 'cause he think he rich
    Keisha you a sneaky bitch, called shooter I'ma need the grip
    Fuck
    I cannot believe this bitch robbed me
    I cannot believe it
    I cannot believe it
    I cannot believe this bitch robbed me
    If I catch her I ain't tryna hear I'm sorry
    I cannot believe this bitch robbed me
    I cannot believe it
    I cannot believe it
    I cannot believe this bitch robbed me
    If I catch her I ain't tryna hear I'm sorry
    I cannot believe this bitch robbed me
    I cannot believe it
    I cannot believe it
    Fuck

  5. I.... ....

    Who here in December 2019?

  6. Y.... B....

    Wonder how many men got robbed like this, its probably pretty common

  7. M.... F....

    This shit hard as hell yo 🔥

  8. V.... V....

    Call shooter imma need the grip. All the times I seen this video I never noticed shooter there

  9. V.... V....

    Keisha was bad af 🥴😩

  10. P.... W....

    🔥🚬⭐️💎💸👑🎤🍾🎲🥃🍻🍷🌹🍄💊🌴🕶🤴🏾*EAST*COAST!*#CRIPS!* 💣☠️⚔️🔮

  11. M.... M....

    This video is mad facts watch who y'all around this could happen to you

  12. S.... E....

    *ß∆®$!*
    🌉🌉🌉🌉🌉🌉🌉🌉🌉🌉🌉🌐

  13. M.... S....

    Hearing what Keisha did, my mind just creates Cardi B's picture!!!

  14. J.... ....

    Rule #1 never sleep with no woman with money on u period. I’m too scared too money is the root of all evil don’t be a fool u know u can’t trust yourself in the end.

  15. I.... Y....

    I love Dave! December 2019!

  16. A.... S....

    Why couldn't I have heard this song in 2012 when I needed it most? Christ, just know everything this man spits here is 100% valid. Happened to me. EDC, Vegas, $1000, wallet, my passes. Gone. I don't wish ill upon anyone but man.... I hope my Keisha got what she deserved. I'll never know.

  17. T.... S....

    Should of just went to the front desk and asked what name the room was in and went from there.

  18. I.... D....

    That's tuff!

  19. C.... A....

    Horrible we all know a kiesha but how and why the fuck women do shit like this 🙄 make it hard for REAL ONES

  20. L.... B....

    This KESHA wouldn't have robbed him, I would have took some MORE 😍💥🍆💋👅💖🍑😜

  21. *.... A....

    My fav shit from him can't believe I can relate 😒

  22. q.... n....

    I am loving Dave East he is a very talented guy and it doesn't hurt that he is fine af

  23. D.... R....

    Dope ass song

  24. c.... ....

    The Barz are crazy here 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

  25. A.... B....

    Lil Wayne: Mona Lisa

  26. J.... ....

    Why tf you got 15k cash smh

  27. A.... C....

    I like his music fla

  28. k.... i....

    Fucc with Keisha will #survival of the pause
    Jus to remind this hoes ain't to be fuccen with

  29. s.... w....

    Wow, this kat is dope !! I'm just so use to listening to Chino XL, Crime Apple, David Bars, & Ruste Juxx.

  30. D.... T....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥

  31. J.... E....

    If you understand and appreciate good hiphop you liked this video within the first few secs.

  32. D.... N....

    Slick Rick reincarnated.

  33. D.... N....

    Charge it to me game. Blame yaself Playboy. Lesson learned.

  34. N.... l....

    Damn I been sleepin on cuhz 🤦🏾‍♂️

    N.... l....

    Yeah he can rap

  35. J.... K....

    Good look, lost boys vibe

  36. D.... M....

    His daughter gonna have a fat ass 1 day and guys are gonna look and wanna fuck it.

  37. P.... A....

    I wish they made a vid for "I found keisha" that shit feels like a horror flick how dark it is.

  38. S.... O....

    I thank the wu for showing me this diamonds

  39. S.... G....

    Dave east nice af!!! So underrated

  40. P.... W....

    Is RIGZ Story da truth

  41. P.... M....

    This dude the future....real hiphop for once...story telling 101

  42. i.... u....

    Director please... Song Hard as Fuck, But Why talk bout a Sky Dweller and show a Day date?

  43. T.... M....

    If it wifey all the homies gettin play🔥🔥🔥

  44. S.... G....

    So underrated 😡 why the best artists is always the most underrated....oh cus they ain't sale they soul 😒 #smfh

    S.... G....

    So unfair

    S.... G....

    @LaKesha Badger lol your name Kesha 😳😂

    S.... G....

    @Sapphire Gem I know BUT I didn't do it lol 😥😰😅

  45. G.... H....

    On everything i fukd this bitch delirious shit eddy know 🔥🔥

  46. K.... M....

    A tribute to Renee - mr cheeks. Respect!

  47. T.... R....

    Call Shootah

  48. q.... c....

    Song that made me fw east yrs ago

  49. A.... B....

    New fan word

  50. N.... R....

    Could of been worse... Could of been Veronica (Veronica)

    Which is where I am going now

  51. Z.... ....

    Still fw it 💯

  52. N.... M....

    Im here from WU....what about you!

  53. K.... M....

    Part 2 need to come out..what happen to Keisha?

  54. J.... ....

    She stole his jersey too?? lol

  55. l.... o....

    A true M.C!!!!!

  56. C.... B....

    “I can not believe it, I cannot believe my ears bleedin, I cannot believe it, I cannot believe this shit banging l”🔥🔥💯🔥💯🔥

  57. M.... b....

    Super dope🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  58. T.... M....

    Here in Greece this Bitch called Souzi.

  59. B.... ....

    Lowkey one of the greatest story telling songs we’ve ever had

  60. R.... ....

    Now it’s rosay henny, rosay henny. Strippers all over me I ain’t throwing a penny.

  61. D.... W....

    Reminds Me a Lot of Biggie's
    " Warning " 🔥🔥🔥

  62. L.... ....

    Yo Keisha a G though😭

  63. L.... J....

    MOs def - fat booty, that’s where I’ve heard this before. Like Dave’s version though.

  64. p.... ....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥

  65. g.... 7....

    Check the second part I found keisha is brutal

    g.... 7....

    grullon76 76 okay will do

  66. W.... G....

    "If it ain't wife you than all the homies can play"..... New York Shit .... #YouKnowTheVibez💯

  67. K.... D....

    💯fire

  68. l.... h....

    ima blow dave east fuckin brains out

  69. l.... h....

    if u touck keisha i fuckin kill u pussy

  70. j.... b....

    Fuck the cops

  71. F.... L....

    🤢🤮

  72. S.... E....

    *ß∆®$!* 🍻🍷💎🔥🚬🌴💸

  73. S.... E....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚬

  74. L.... F....

    RIP Keisha....

  75. C.... W....

    Moral of the story never trust a big but and a smile. 👊

  76. H.... N....

    Lil Wayne Monalisa completes the whole picture

  77. F.... F....

    This is 🔥🔥🔥

  78. Z.... H....

    #1. why am I just now hearing this? 🔥#2. Did he find Keisha ? #3. Dave east so fine 😩

    Z.... H....

    Zhaquice Hendrix he found her it is called I found Keisha

  79. A.... 2....

    In 2019 and still I CANNOT BELIEVE I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!

  80. D.... V....

    So New York ❤️

  81. M.... O....

    No wonder he's playing Meff in Wu-Tang: An American Saga. That's Storytelling Rap for you weirdos out there, nuccah!!

  82. m.... s....

    Here after hearing about the 3way gone bad.🤣

  83. D.... Q....

    I'm happy he put a black girl in his video

  84. U.... U....

    Meeting a bitch you just met with your Jewels and Rolex is just asking for a set up

  85. U.... U....

    Niccas be getting tatts for online likes

  86. L.... C....

    Keisha Grey

  87. a.... ....

    This how u know he could be heavy on the radio by making water down rap friendly songs with soapy ass r&b hooks but he taking the artistic route

  88. M.... G....

    Dope Video!!

  89. D.... V....

    Damm this shit mad tight, im just now hearing this, and take heed to sneaky BITCHES,they will gank YOU.

  90. k.... j....

    That how it be dave east , shit gets stress love dont help only money

  91. Z.... S....

    🤣😂

  92. N.... B....

    The girl in the video is Bob Marley’s granddaughter.

  93. F.... P....

    Ruthless storytelling

  94. D.... C....

    Cada 1:03

  95. D.... ....

    Love story telling songs. Can't wait for the next album.

  96. V.... A....

    Trust no Snake 🐍

  97. a.... j....

    Wtf was this dummy thinking!!? Luckily she ain't have his az killed or beat up or raped (bitches is sadistic) or something

  98. C.... V....

    Now that's gangster

  99. F.... m....

    Just heard about k bro real art