Das EFX - If Only Lyrics

The "Iggety" gimmick was a lot more palatable when I was a teenager. I just tried this again after about 30 years and had to stop after about the 5th iggety in the song. Too bad they got pigeon-holed

Shits dope!

This was the dopest song on the album, imo. Classic cut off a legendary album.

erik parish made

That’s okay

" I figgedy f***ed up Sanford and his f*****g son"... Greatest line of all time!!!

Das EFX > Mumble Rap

And it go a little something like this" "Hit it!"

Shiggity shoz-bots, hots, I rocks
I kiggity-kicks the drama like a farmer picks the crops
Hops, I diggity-digs more wigs than John The Baptist
They call me Mr. Rapper so I guess I be the rappist
No practice, yo Krayzie (Diggity yes?), knocker
Don't bolo like Han Solo, come work like Chewbacca
So ease back, slick, or get kicked in the tush
Yep, I call ya Snaggle if your puss-
Ee gads, I rip shop, until the roof fell in
and plus I piggity-pop your shit like *?Jugglo Ellen?*
But umm, rarely does my crew get into beefus
I fliggity-flips the mould like the gold that's on my cheebas
Oh Jesus, I'm the youngest, Flipsy be the eldest
I'm hipper than the hip bone connected to your pelvis
So hickory dickory dock, diggity-don't your wish

"If only it sounded like this" ".....like this"
*repeat x2*
"like, this" "like, this"
"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
*scratching of "like this"*

Shibbity-bop, shibbity-boo, check out the way I drops the scoop
I'm kniggity-knockin butts out, daily, troop
I friggity-fry the funk that's why they call me Krazyie Drayzie
I giggity-gots more props than that kid named Beatle Bailey
The boogity-woogity Brooklyn boy, he's cool like Grizzly ruin
I swingity-swing more shit than Tarzan be doin
I heard that shit was thick that's why I spick like I was span
then I umm, flip my bit and take a dip like A-qua-man
So, umm, figgity-fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell blunts
I gibbity-got lines like Evil Knievel got bitch stunts
Ya dunce, I'm diggity-down with The Hit Squad, aight
I flippity-fly more heads than Benjamin flew kites
so I, stiggity-start the spliffin, give me your lips so I can rock
I got more skills than John Han got cock
So hickory dickory dock, diggity don't you wish......

"If only it sounded like this" ".....like this"
*repeat x2*
"like, this" "like, this"
"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
"If only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
*scratching of "like this"*

And a way we go, priggity-praise the Lord, Our Father
I kiggity-caught The Love Boat, ???? ????
I'm finnicky like the cap' but shoots more funk than Funkadelic
It's diggity-Das EFX umm, chum, can you smell it?
Yippity-yapper doozy, watch me ease on down the road, hun
So come on, baby, and do the loco-motion
Umm, so now what the fuck?

I give em a sugar smack then they crack like Daffy Duck
Schmuck, I'm kniggity-knarly, dude, hey swick em
I biggity-bangs the chunks 'cause they plumps when I cook em
I quiggity-quick-quick, diggity-dick-dick, tiggity-tick-tack-toe
So figado, figado, figado, figa-do
I'm niggity-not the herb but look at the burb, it's gonna stunt
I figgity-funk up Sanford, and his fuckin Son

So hickory dickory dock, diggity don't you wish

Come rough like Chewbacca/ Doug Llewellyn/ figgity fits the mold/ knockin fronts out/ flick my bic/ spiggity spark the spliff and give me a lift so I can rock/ caught the love boat at Puerta Vallarta/ finicky like the cat... I believe these are the lyrics if I'm not mistaken

its not beefus its beepers

If only rap still sounded like this.

The man with the sad face - Stanley turrentine ⏭️

I figgety fucked up Sanford, & his fucking son.

If only it sounded like this

7th grade..my life was dope af

"If Only" there was something called "Hip Hop" in 2018

Shibbetty Bop, Shibbetty Boop Hahaha

Nada qe decir esto es el genero en su estado puro

I listen Hip Hop from 11...i go study percussion on Academy...now in morning and when i go sleep i must listen...ofcourse also when with friends

Fuck n 1992 boy

if only this rap stays its on bx nyc

Still dope........... 2018

1:16 sibidi da sibidi du😂😂

Shade Graffiti it's "shiggity bop, shiggity boop", totally different meaning 😉

that banger !!!!! <3

It's too fast for me I'm going to need some lyrics on this, please.

Riggity fliggity bippity boppity boo rigatoni

that's for sure . hip hop moguls

Love how they used slick ricks "and it goes a lil something like this, Hit it!" Lodidodi

My dad used to listen to this.This is old school but i love it!

Just a question, anyone know where the "if only it sounded like this" sample comes from?

this is real dop... Das Efx...

@zynbw answer here: https://www.whosampled.com/sample/99473/Das-EFX-If-Only-Time-Life-Records-The-Swing-Era/ Enjoy!

I mind tripping balls to this on reply it was weird

Vox brought me to this

I remember when Raven I’m not black Symone did a rap album biting Das Efx Style. Wack as fuk. Like Chief sad a few comments down they were the originators of that Tongue twisting rhyme style. I still bump this Classic Album.

I agree that EPMD did great work producing this dank album but Fu-Schnickens originated it man. Chip-Fu went wild in every song with his raggae tongue-twisting style. "Cray-Z" is the most unbelievable work! they also did the chinese clan thing before the wu-tang.

southern university... jammin this in my Lac! Circa 1993

"Yo.... I hear the FLOOR creaking.. yaknow?"

Intellectuals and philosophers headbutting over blunders like this

if only it still did😞

classic funky ass dope beat.das efx gifted this beat.one of the best out to this day.peace das.yall started mad cats biting off your flow.you cats are the originators and that beat is so god damn ill.

"...yo, I can hear the floor creaking..."

Dope as Fuk

Just Ice and T La Rock were around in 78 and 79 can be credited with the same! Rather than arguing the inception of " gangsta rap" first acknowledge the derogatory labeling of the style because corporate entities named it as well as factoring who's most influential in the category!

espectacular

This was my jam

do the local motion...diggity don't you wish

mt dazefx

Rakim is from Wyandanch Long Island , Nas is from Queens. Oh wait a minute if you look at the Map brooklyn and queens are a part of long Island so geographically speaking the best rappers come from Strong Island

Long Island, & Jerz all day.

Fuck outta here Brooklyn is not apart of Long Island,, queens yeah but not us!!!!

Does anyone have a instrumental of this?

The Best Mcs in the world are from Brooklyn. Those that understand real hip hop would know that artist like Twista, Silk the Shocker and other artist from the Midwest adopted this style. No disrespect to anybody but we Bk Ny were the first trendsetters in tongue twister rap. Who remembers Fu-snikens back in the day...

giftedsincebirth25
Yeah... umm 😐... I good emcees come from all over. As long they respect the art form and don't try to pimp it out just for money.
And I prefer those emcees from the left coast, the best coast, the "W"est coast.

Johan Liebert ...
Nah, Run-DMC made it mainstream. Once they hit MTV, the other man realized hip hop was real.

+André Brown That wasn't gangsta rap,nwa was.When I said they made it mainstream,I meant nwa made it gangsta rap popular.

Johan Liebert but we isnt talkin abt gangsta rap son were talkin about hip hop that wasnt gangsta rap were talkin bout MC's Like rakim eric b das efx

@Samuel Cervantes​​ Have you even read the thread,we WERE talking about gangster rap.Even if it were regular rap,sugarhill gang made it popular first.

I was raised up on this sound 2 generations later it still tops the charts tells you something about their skills as rappers!

the joint👍

love this song

If only it still sounded like this

mark I get what your saying

Damn right

This was my shit! This shit's still bumping to this day!