Darkness, The - Uniball Lyrics
His counterpart was hacked out by a scalpel-happy physician
Uniball just moved into the central position
He'd grown so big there simply was not room enough in the sack
Sometimes a tiny part of me longs to have my old friend back
Left you alone, alone you will stay
Uniball, loading the gun
Solitary but there can be but one
Uniball
The odds were stacked against him
He could have surrendered meekly
But Uniball still runs the baby factory uniquely
Single handedly he toils from nightfall to the crack
Sometimes a tiny part of me longs to have my old friend back
Bass!
Uniball, rolling away
Left you alone, alone you will stay
Uniball, loading the gun
Solitary but there can be but one
Uniball
Why Uniball, have you forsaken me?
Left me alone here in this fleshy prison
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Darkness, The Uniball Comments
the Darkness is the most creative unique rock band in decades... time to acknowledge talent
this song cracks me up, hilarious lyrics+ bad-ass metal
Sooo glad you guys posted tour information above. I was hoping for a u.s. tour. And I'm off to buy tickets!
To all the men who have lost a ball (or two) to cancer. FUCK YOU Cancer. Love you Darkness
Wish this song was longer!
Should have been on the standard album, too.
Mike utubesux i know, and its not in the playlist either. And some of the ones taken off the album are unavailable.
This song is way too funny. This band is beautiful.
best song about having 1 nut ever