Dan Bull - Wiggly Willy Lyrics

It's been almost 2 years. Broc Bars 4 should be the first Dan Bull video in 2020.

This song is actually op a danbull

"So why does everyone like you so much?"
*Pulls out broccoli and microphone*

So underrated love his song

could you make another one of these theyre such a damn joy, extraordinary lyrics i know this one didnt generate as much clicks, but its soo damn good.

We need some more Broccoli Bars!

We need to get Dan a shipment of Brocccoli again!

I don't have a sister sooooo.. I'm still scared but..

why Douglby i was in fact ready for a second listen after watching this video the first time

I still listen to this song a couple times a week
unff pure flex on this track with the linguistics

More broccoli and bars please danbull.

My sister is 3 but ok if that's your thing dan

What genre is this

Jollly good show!A chip off the old block old chum!

dan please pick a rapper any rapper big or small take a very VERY large bite of that broccoli and lets see a rap feud to end them all

How did I only just notice that the beat is the pornhub intro?

Oh god more broccoli.

It’s almost time again sir

Dougbly should be dfissed jacksfilms

Didn't think it was possible but this is actually even better than the other broccoli bars!

He is so underrated best rapper in the world man must read the dictionary like its the bible

Rolex second hands don't tick per second; I'm pretty sure it's either 8 or 16 ticks per second, making the movement of the hand much more smooth than the animation.

Dan, it's long past due for another Broccoli Bars. You know what else? This is the 666th comment on this song so clearly Satan agrees with me.

he doesnt cook broccoli
he set em on fire dude..

Its been too long Dan, we need Doughlby Digby back again... more!

This guy could shit all over every rapper theses bars are like a titan on steroids

I want more Broccoli Bars Dan bull

Did this get demonetised?

BROCCOLI! 9.9/10

So sick

My full name's Cheltenham D.G.L.B. Digby
My diet consists strictly of single malt whisky
I'm particularly sesquipedalian
I've not published a single literary failure
And I'd speculate that's, mainly thanks to the fact
That I don't even write books, I just rap
Trust that, I'm a distinguished linguist
Whose voice's weapon of choice is English
A rhythm wrecking rhetorician, getting recognition
For the fact that I'm swagger's dictionary definition
On first look, you're ready for a second listen
I took your sister to third base, cherry picking
Heavy hitting, yet with incredible erudition
It's a travesty you haven't seen me rapping on your television

I'm Cheltenham "Douglby" Digby
My witty words make your willy feel all wiggly
I'm Cheltenham "Douglby" Digby
If folk don't dig me, they don't know diddly

Allow the grime scene for the time being
I turn the G into a C: crime scene
I'm the nightmare to come and wreck your nice dream
I'll open up your top like a double-decker; sightseeing
I ripped the Rolex off of Wiley (yoink!)
And now I wear it in my jacket pocket by my tie, see?
I'm the reason that your wife's seen the dry cleaner
Imbibing my seed like Ribena
I'll livestream it; widescreen
As she lies, semen smeared on her cheeks like a child eating ice cream
She might need a new dress; Lewinsky
I'm going mental on your crew's set; Klaus Kinski
I'll kick your mumsy in the mimsy with an air of whimsy
Then throw her down the stairs like a slinky

We need more Broccoli bars Dan the Man mad bull

we need more broccoli bars

There's a character from a game that I stylized while listening to this song. I think you rubbed off on him

This makes me really sad that rap didn’t really exist in old timey high English society. Posh Poms Pwn

I live in Cheltenham but my willy doesn't feel wiggly, what am I doing wrong?

More Broccoli Bars! Too long between these.

Douglby should go against other popular personalities like darkiplier( just an example)

Just out of curiosity, what does your partner think about multiple references to woman wanting the D-ouglby?
I know its all in good humor and I love it but i just wonder if she looks at you sideways sometimes haha =]

Love your lyricism dan, you are easily up there with the great wordsmiths of our time. Tbh your basically eminem to us brits xD

Probably one of the most thought out raps in history

it's unfair that's the words mature and nature don't rhyme even though there's only one difference between them.

Looks like slim shady i like it

No don't do it! I'm a virgin!

I had to buy some Trojan condoms and put them on my ears.

Klaus Kinski

This has been bothering me for months but in your song you said "I took your sister to third base, cherry picking"and later in the song you say that my sister has a penis. What do you mean by this?

The end was my favorite

Broccoli Bars 2 on 12 January 2017.
Broccoli Bars 3 on 17 January 2018.
Sooooooo...January 2019? Maybe a 4th?

I honestly miss the brutal, in your face style of the first broccoli bars, wrecking on everyone.

Ive been a huge Stupendium fan and after hearing him talk about you I decided to check you out. I could not have picked better videos to start with than your Broccoli Trilogy. Love this character!

What a cunning linguist.

I'll never understand why this has so few views

This is chap-hop in it's purest form

Please make more songs this dignified

I really need more of these, but I don't want you to not have money, so... dunno, but I love your stuff Dan!

This song makes my willy wiggly

please defend net neutrality it is every internet users responsibility , that is unless your a self justifying nob

Broccoli Bars 4 should be in response to Stupendium calling you out. Not just Dan Bull, but Douglby too! XD

We need more Broccoli Bars!!!

I listen to this at least once a day, it's so good. The video is amazing too.
I'm looking forward to more like this :-)

Anytime I send a Dan Bull rap to some one they reply with "What is he saying?" and I am filled with a great sadness

This is amazingly witty, I love it.

more of this please'

Need more Douglby

Best broccoli bars so far

Crazy good.

Dan bill needs to be a Disney villain he sounds so intellectual it well at the same time sounding vicious and Cruel He could play that PERFECTLY on the big screen

I missed the chance to go see Dan at a LAN called insomnia in Birmingham a year or two ago cause I was ill on that day... Think I'll regret that for a long fucking time.

Honestly you are one of the best rappers alive and I listen to a fair amount of rap

Oh damn that cherry picking line hits hard

ja lake jass?

Britain's Slim Shady.

He's back

Well not as good as the first and second

2:20 hey she's one of my great great grandparents!

You're such a talented rapper but it feels like you're not getting enough attention and appreciation. I'm very surprised that your channel isn't bigger. I honestly think your channel should get more attention, you're simply amazing.

I just want to join the stroking and say you are awesome Dan hope you never stop

I was eating ice cream ;(

This reminds me of Professor Elemental

Oh the profanity

Awesome work !

I love this groovy track! Anywhere I can get the instrumental by its self? Along with the original of course

There was an ERB reference for Winston churchill

Dan, you need to come out with more songs as Douglby. Seriously. Every time a new Douglby song comes out I think "There's no way he could top the last song" only to be proven wrong.

This feels like it would fit right in with chap hop artists. I really enjoy Dan Bull's range of ability.

Yo why the fuck wasn't this in my subscription feed!?

Same here but a fucking month later. Waht teh fack yootuub?!

God damn Dan! I'm speechless...This was absolutely amazing! Such amazing word play. My jaw is on the floor.

never really noted this fact but
one particulair sound that plays on during the entire song plays on exclusively in my left ear.

One day it's gonna be revealed that he really IS allergic to broccoli and it lets his alternate personality out (He's probably multiple-personality too) and these videos are a cry for help :P

For the record, to keep form Broccoli Bars 4 must have 4 verses. Don't let us down. ;P

Oh Dan, what would the world be like without people like you in it. You're such an inspiration, showing that music transcends genres, media and even time itself! Stay stronk!

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO FEW VIEWS?

So much quality, it is blessing to the ears

wooo a third broccoli bars video!!!!!!!! i quite enjoy

just shows how good danbull is

well this was something else.

dan bull saved my skin with this video, we had a spelling test today and this video taught me how to spell sesquipedalian

What happens when you eat it

How does this not have a couple million views?

Dan bull better than all new American Rappers

I thought I'd join all the small channels being demonetized today by uploading an utterly unmonetizeable video! Stay stronk fellow creators, stay stronk!

Your Fucking Brilliant, Advertiser Unfriendly compliment for a Advertiser Unfriendly boss, throwing up the deuces to demonetization. Victory.

You do have an amazing vocabulary.

I got an ad...

B R O C C L I B A R A 4 B I T C H E S !

Because _He's Cheltenham, Douglby, Digby..._ okay i'll stop