Dan Bull - Toys Lyrics






I knew I was a fully grown man, a true bloke
The moment I moved over to Lego from Duplo
I was beautifully naive; a little Rousseau
I didn't follow instructions, to this day I rarely do so
It's true, bro, back then I never had a Cluedo
That I was musical; I didn't do sports, I was too slow
There was no sudoku, I did lots of crosswords
Wordsearches, Where's Wally and dot to dots
No aerial in the TV, so there wasn't a lot to watch
My parents played with me, in a way to please Doctor Spock
To my mom and my dad I'm honoured to have, I want to just thank you
With your support I'm rolling on top of the track like Thomas The Tank do

Man I love my toys
From action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games
Man I love my toys
If I hadn't played my imagination wouldn't be the same

Before I could pour liquor, or buy cigarettes in a shop
I had football stickers in a nice little deck that I swapped
Collecting the Pogs, and I had loads of Tazos
No notion it was only a passing fad though
Nothing could distract me from the task in hand
Racking all my little cars up into one massive traffic jam
I wasn't a massive fan of Action Man, that lacked the tactics Dan was
After, tasks with grand strategy and a battle plan
See the scene, a sea of green plastic army men
Amassed on a carpet desert, the three piece suite was sweeping scenery
No need to make a Tracy Island, I had one in the first place
And that was F.A.B.
A fucking awesome birthday!

Man I love my toys
From action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games
Man I love my toys
If I hadn't played my imagination wouldn't be the same

I'm in a stupid mood, the rudest dude
My language is that colourful, I twist it like a Rubik's cube
I made a bandana from my dad's tie I think was purple
Can't recall the name of that specific Ninja Turtle
Me, I'm on that line of Brio kinda steelo
I roll it out then bring it sliding right back just like a Whee-lo
I write these raps to open up your mind like Mighty Max
Stacking rhymes like Jenga bricks until you hear a mighty crash
Flows crush you like the Stay Puft from Ghostbusters
As I transform a simple sentence into one of those punches
Some kids had a Happy Meal for most lunches
Let's just say they won't be in Olympic host countries

Man I love my toys
From action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games
Man I love my toys
If I hadn't played my imagination wouldn't be the same

I had a Golliwog, to which I was a bit hostile
The way I played could make behaviourists watchful
Maybe I'm racist - don't what I got so pissed off for
Regarding races, racing cars, I had a big boxful
I used to burn them over candles with Chris Cottrill
And once I got a Lego cannonball stuck in my nostril
I love cyber pets of either sex, my Tamagotchi
Got treated, spoilt and overfed, he was hella podgy
Felt godly, I was the one to whom AI would look up
But I couldn't get my Furby to shut the fuck up
Kids, advertisers sell you shit they cook up
If you want a nostalgic trip, hit me up, I've got the hook up
I've got He-Man and She-Ra, I've got Trolls
They're called poseable action figurines, not dolls
It's a shame that toys are frowned upon for adults cause there's
Nothing much for us except the rubber stuff at Ann Summers

Man I love my toys
From action figures to puzzles, cards, stickers and games
Man I love my toys
If I hadn't played my imagination wouldn't be the same
Man I love my toys





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  1. J.... B....

    Buys LEGO City set

  2. C.... V....

    Did we all just watch a man dressed in a onesie play with toys and rap like a gangster? Yes we did....

  3. T.... W....

    My god
    I had that same
    Fucking
    Tracy Island

  4. D.... ....

    People are gonna get off to this, Dan

  5. G.... ....

    donatello

  6. D.... M....

    RIP Toys Я Us

  7. B.... O....

    rip toys r us

  8. A.... J....

    What happened to this channel, i thought i remember this channel was so much bigger, dan if you are reading this i was here when u made the dmc rap, dude u are a true lyricist and you are awesome

  9. x.... ....

    4:08Im so sorry Dan!! :[

  10. H.... S....

    Get well soon dan,

  11. H.... S....

    Looks like he’s a little to good at yo-yo-ing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  12. N.... 1....

    The ending.
    Perfection.

  13. T.... L....

    OMG 2:13 2XL robot! I still have mine!

  14. S.... ....

    This song warmed my dark and knobbly heart. Thank you for that, Mr. Bull.

  15. L.... ....

    When next rap roast

  16. H.... C....

    Man, I love the beats

  17. N.... ....

    *person holding the camera*: "Can I go now?"

  18. T.... P....

    Do another critical hit

  19. N.... ....

    Never grow up. The day you grow up and leave behind all the fun things is the day you die inside.

  20. M.... L....

    Can't remember the purple turtle's name?!
    Surely you must be playing some sick game
    He is the leader for people like us
    He is the father of the foot fighting bus
    Creating mad science from beneath the sewer
    Some fools prefer the movies that are a bit newer
    But true followers know the best came from Henson
    So let's kick shell and knock some sense in
    The man with the plan who's my favorite fellow
    Is the one we all know as the daper Donatello

  21. C.... L....

    This pleases the man-child in me

  22. H.... S....

    You misspelled Waldo.

  23. v.... ....

    This was fun!

  24. x.... ....

    Baby Dan bull? Never! XD I love the song, its so funny!

  25. E.... C....

    We need a British Teeth video

  26. M.... G....

    Nice rap!

  27. D.... ....

    -1 dignity, +1 nostalgia, +1 like

  28. T.... ....

    I dare you to challenge Gmo Skee

  29. A.... ....

    yoyos were way better than fidget spinners, and the yoyos with lights didn't FUCKING BURST INTO GOD DAMN FLAMES like Fidget spinners.

    A.... ....

    fidget spinners also dont do that

    A.... ....

    http://time.com/money/4840580/fidget-spinners-fire-exploding/
    yes. they do.

  30. L.... D....

    Lego > Playmobil

  31. t.... 6....

    I am how to basic!!!!!

  32. F.... ....

    You really jumped the shark with this one 🤣

  33. R.... H....

    Go back to ERB

  34. x.... 2....

    YES Tazos! Love those things #Throwback This was really cool Dan well done

  35. c.... c....

    Brush you're teeth bro

  36. R.... M....

    Só há uma brasileiro vendo este vídeo: eu!

  37. C.... E....

    Did you actually break the yo-yo on accident? You look genuinely disappointed when it breaks.

  38. b.... l....

    Make a song or rap whatever about the binding of isaac please. 😀😀☺☺😅 😎

  39. D.... ....

    R.I.P. Toys-R-Us *pours one out for the greatest store of a lot of kids childhood*

  40. J.... S....

    There's no law that says adults can't play with toys

  41. a.... ....

    Do British Teeth next please

  42. L.... T....

    I love you Dan. you make me question my sexuality

  43. D.... ....

    I wonder how a person would react if they were to see the unedited footage used in this video without knowing the context.

  44. J.... ....

    Had an urge to add some "motherfuckers" throughout the chorus. Good stuff, man.

  45. Z.... I....

    As a young adult mechano is the toy that I never had as a kid due to the fact that my mum kept having babies and any thing watch battery size just wasn't to be played with. Now eight siblings later I finally get a chance to tease my mechanical and structural mind.

  46. f.... _....

    So Immature

  47. S.... F....

    RIP Coke Spinners

  48. B.... D....

    I'm bringing Yo-yo's back. Don't give up!
    Also ... that 'Jumping the shark' joke. That was good.
    But no worries, I don't think you've jumped the shark, I think you're just branching out and that's a good thing.

  49. G.... W....

    lol bet you your friends will mock you for the baby costume for a bit haha
    mine certainly would

  50. K.... I....

    Sorry man, the beat is good in this one, but I just can't stop thinking how you had to buy an adult siez baby one-piece just to make this video... unless you had it laying around?

  51. K.... P....

    *❤️❤️❤️👍LIKE FOR GOOD 👍👍👍❤️*

  52. Y.... N....

    I like it but WTF

  53. M.... ....

    I love my TOYS!!!!!🤣😂

  54. S.... ....

    I want to be sucked into the nostalgia but all I can think about is where can I get myself some awesome feety pajamas like that.

  55. J.... K....

    Can we have vido game songs please..

  56. t.... p....

    You're lucky you got toys r us

  57. T.... ....

    Now we must await the Dan Bull giant kinder egg suprise video

  58. s.... ....

    Is there any subject that you can't make great in a rap?

    s.... ....

    School, it's impossible to make that shit great

    s.... ....

    Ya bully's and girls pretending to like you more than a friend only to say it was just a dare ya school sucks sometimes but that's what you get for being on the low end of the popularity scale lol glad it's over

  59. B.... H....

    your songs have helped me a lot when my friend died in the army so i'm saying thank you and keep up the good work

    B.... H....

    Thanks Brendan, sorry to hear about your friend.

  60. W.... ....

    Rip toys r us

  61. N.... W....

    yay, a video for this song now :)

  62. T.... ....

    I think i finaly found Dan Bull's kink...




    Nice...

  63. R.... ....

    Dan dressed as a baby... That's my fetish.

  64. E.... T....

    Man I love my toys!

  65. l.... m....

    Dan, I barely found you and I'm in love with your videos ! Keep working and please one more Battle with Mussoumano!

    l.... m....

    I will battle Mussoumano any day he wants!

    l.... m....

    So That's awesome! I hope this day get soon.... #MussoVsDan

  66. G.... C....

    Dan confirmed ABDL. 🤣

  67. K.... J....

    It's a shame that the kids today won't be able to have the fun we all had when we played with toys, now parents don't want anything to do with their kids so they just give them a phone, a playstation/ xbox, or an iPad and tell them to go away

    K.... J....

    Meh, when I was a kid it was clear that my destiny was with electronics and stuff like that.
    My parents weren't careless: in fact, they loved me like any parent would do (still today).
    But after a few toys here and there and my dad showing me how a PC works, it was clear what I played with more.
    Of course, as a months old baby, I liked toys. But In terms of when I hit 5 years old, I already started tinkering with that stuff.
    It's not that parents don't care anymore: it just tastes and the times change.
    Now kids have access to this stuff from an early age, and it should happen since it's becoming basically essential to our lifes: heck, maybe they will grow more of an interest and land a job in that area, like me, now a server manager for my company and I'm pretty happy about it.
    Maybe they will start learning to program and land a job to the only possible last job: AI programming.
    And besides, toys *can* be still found: just in other, more convenient ways like Amazon.
    At the end of the day: try to bring some toys yes, but also start accepting that technology and electronics will be and are the way of the future for everything, even for children.
    Don't fight change if it's not for nature evil: try to embrace it and adapt to it.

    K.... J....

    Well sure my dad gave me an xbox but guess what I play with all the time.

    K.... J....

    Dead Man  Your D***?

  68. (.... 4....

    This video just an excuse for your baby fetish?

    (.... 4....

    you got me

  69. K.... C....

    +1 for that Brio.

  70. 1.... E....

    Oy Dan, are you going to music video all of Hip Hop Hooray?

    1.... E....

    in an ideal world, yes. In the real world... who knows

    1.... E....

    Dan Bull Peachy, big fan of the album. I’ll support ya anyway I can 👍

  71. J.... C....

    4:12 his face lmao

  72. T.... S....

    Don't care how old I get, I'm still buying lego and k'nex.

  73. B.... ....

    You know he went to a fetish site to get that man sized baby jumpsuit.

  74. T.... R....

    Was expecting a George cameo XD

  75. L.... S....

    I’ve loved this song since it came out, and this made it even better.

  76. O.... ....

    How did this channel die out so quickly (no offense)

    O.... ....

    I wish I knew

  77. N.... ....

    #RipToysRUs

  78. s.... ....

    Did... Did he just jump the shark?

  79. B.... ....

    was the changing toy at 2:11 based on the movie "The Mask"?

  80. J.... J....

    Please tell me these is made by pixar

  81. N.... ....

    I still have my Lego and an old Sega console. Never liked dolls that much and the yo yo craze I was awful at it.

  82. T.... ....

    Hey dan, could you make a rap about a game called ‘a way out’ that’s would be amazing :). Thanks

  83. T.... ....

    Hip Hop Hooray is by far my favourite work from you Dan. I would say I listen to at least one song from it every day even well over a year on from finding it. I have to admit the gaming raps aren't really my thing on the whole but I love these more accessible raps. Do you think you'll be releasing any more in the future? I understand it's difficult if it gets less attention than gaming songs and you release the album for free but I would really look forward to it. Anyway, just wanted to say I love this track and good job on the video!

  84. J.... A....

    I miss the school craze, one day its was the Yoyo, then a micro scooter, then Tamagochi's

  85. I.... y....

    RIP toys r us

  86. M.... ....

    I get happy seeing videos from the triple h album ( that's what I'm calling it now)
    Fingers crossed for look at the elephant next!

  87. M.... ....

    I had that first Lego set... the submarine set. It was flamin' awesome. I've moved on now though....







    To the Porsche GT3 RS Technic model :)

  88. F.... T....

    HE-MAN!!!

  89. N.... L....

    1:14 Yep, definitely autistic. Totally one of us, mate ;)

  90. J.... ....

    Donatello...Purple was Donatello.
    Just saying.

  91. F.... ....

    I prefer your current album to most of your game raps tbh Dan; great work dog

  92. F.... ....

    You sound like a proper adult with that cold ♥

  93. D.... M....

    I just watched a grown man dressed like a baby rap...what the fuck are you smoking and where can i get some

  94. M.... V....

    did your kid hate you for takin his toys?

  95. A.... S....

    yep, 90s kids... the video games weren't as good but the general toy quality was better ... that mighty max reference made me nostalgic damn I was a fan of that show, so much better quality than the modern stuff.
    On the note of - not much for us adults to play with - I recommend trying out board games, like proper ones on Board Game Geek https://boardgamegeek.com/

  96. k.... ....

    Critical Hits: Mother Russia Bleeds Rap






    Please, Dan Bull.

  97. D.... M....

    The video is something, i can't really describe it

  98. R.... F....

    This is one of my favorite songs from you! every time I hear it I go back in time when I was a kid! Ah...the nostalgia.

  99. D.... B....

    This song is from my album Hip Hop Hooray, which most of you have not heard, because it's not about video games. You can listen to the whole thing for free here and on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/4ikg6s7PENBd6VQnjGRs6B?si=HPaWYbejTMy0n0Jh39Aa5Q

    D.... B....

    Dan Bull gta 4 rap for 10 year anniversary

    D.... B....

    Dan Bull look at the elephant better be next

    D.... B....

    I knew i heard this song before somewhere. Now i know where

    D.... B....

    Dan, you are creativee as hell and i love you a freaking lot mann your music is gold would you mind if i get a tattoo using your logo as an outline ? i would send you the pic when its done :D

    D.... B....

    about time you made a video for this one I've been listening to this for what feels like for ever on spotify