Dan Bull - The Stick Of Truth Lyrics
For a thousand years, the battle has been waged
But there’s strange tidings, the tides of war are sure to change
We live in sinister times, there’s an imminent fight
Bigger than Kyle’s mom, have you seen her behind?
A hero will rise, he needs to be wise
There’s whisperings around these parts of a new kid
There’s a house on Fuller Street that they say he moved in
I hear tell he’s a muteling, he doesn’t speak much
It has nothing to do with the game’s pre-release budget
We need a saviour greater than the Dragonborn
Let me consult my magic tome stashed away within this stack of porn
There’s Cartman, Grand Wizard ruling Kupa Keep
Where you can barter, buy some armour or just find some food to eat
This is the tent in which we kept the Stick of Truth but see
Clyde had one job, and he messed it up quite stupidly
And return the Stick to its place to break the losing streak
Let us proceed in this hour of darkness
With the courage of dragons, and the power of fart mist
Through towers and arches, we scour the territories
Whether showers or fire pits, disembowel our enemies
The sourest hardships will never defeat our people
We keep releasing lethal farts that are without equal
An ancient secret: the Nagasaki Fart
Leave you with a bleeding nose and looking like you party hard
With such an epic quest, you need a band of merry men
To dig up buried treasure chests and see you to the very end
Butters is a Paladin, Stan’s a Warrior with A.D
Kenny is a Princess, don’t ask why, that’s how he’s rolling lately
And Kyle finally acknowledges his true self
As he transmutes into the form of a High Jew Elf
So go forth now, blow the war horn
I will stay and guard the Keep and maybe look at more porn
Use your power shrewdly, or never see your enemy fall
Because one does not simply fart on anyone’s balls
Battle Underpants Gnomes, Goblins and Vampire Kids
The town relies on you to undo that which has been did
In you we trust, I've prophesied your destiny
Put an end to evil in the nuts like a vasectomy
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Dan Bull The Stick Of Truth Comments
Cartman: "a cup of fairy-al isnt that if not accompanied but poetic songs"
Dan: whomst has summoned the almighty one
Did you do this vid with helium?! How did you do dat?!
1:46 my favorite part lol
I needed this in my life
Greater than the Dragonborn
Kenny is the best
Shit, this was 5 years ago
I love this
This is amazing WWWWWHHHH- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ::000
The intro scared me as a kid
why did I only find out about this now???
2:09
When did that happen in the game…?
goes kenny its a boy or a girl?
What does it mean "Warrior wit A.D"?
This sounds like Eminem
I dont know what I came for but this was better
ridiculous bars
The fractured but whole plz
fking genius
kupa means shit in polish
I love that you reference skyrim
Nice beat
Never saw that scene with mister slave in the game
I am impressed.
God dammit, Dan, did you ever kill the shit outta this!
This is still is fu*king amazing 2017
Lol high Jew elf
come on comments you had one job 1
please tell me youre going to do a song for the new game.
know i wanna be JEW ELF
Damm that's good !
yo dan as always great track but could u release a version of this one and the new one with your normal voice not the higher one? would be neato
Where douche bag at
I fucking love Dan Bull
You should show this to Matt and trey the would be proud.
I haven't laughed so hard in my life! XDDD
Désact. sous-titres
Allemand
Anglais
Espagnol
Français
Italien
Portugais
Portugais (Brésil)
Russe
There needs to be a game where YouTubers fight each other like mortal kombat and have Ainsley, Jesus Christ, Dylan the hacker, left shark, the founders of YouTube, username 666, woofy waffle, jay from the kubz scouts, chadtronic, Sammy the sonic fan ( the "you made me lose my marbles" kid ), Super Minecraft kid, tobuscus, daneboe, Avgn, the irate gamer, ERB, Andy Milonakis, mystery guitar guy, old markiplier, old PewDiePie, FRED, filthy Frank, Pink guy, Howtobasic, idubbbz, moto madness, dan bull, Random YouTube Comments, YouTube Security bot thing (the one that strikes and takes down channels), TakeDownMan, and lastly the most hated YouTubers ever: DramaAlert, FunToyzCollector, Tila Tequila, Sam and Nia, jinx, roosh v, Rebecca Black, Anita Sarkeesia, Martin Shkreli, Nicole Arbor, LionMaker, Slo flo antonio, PrankInvasion, The fine bros, Sam pepper. All as unlockable characters
Dan! Please do another rap for the next game, the Fractured, but whole!
The game is awesome, but it's a shame that most of what was in the trailers didn't make it into the final version.
am I the only one who thinks that his voice sound like voice from rappers from ERB??
Game changed so much from the original E3 trailer lmao
I liked before watching because, cmon, it's Dan. Be real here.
I completed the Game! And I can't wait for the other game!
the beat is so thight
כתוב בעברית חהט
O.M.G
SQUEAKY
DANBULL!!
WW3 song.
מי ישראלי
Did the animators actually give you a model? if so, KOOL
NO ONE IS BETTER THAN THE DRAGONBORN **watches rest of vide** HOLY SHIT I WAS WRONG
Better!
Ok now I want to play this game again!
High pitched British = Irish
This Used To Be The Shit
dan bull is here
i like this voice xD
No one can beat douchebag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not the aliens not the fbi not the swat not the kings no ONEEEEEE
there is nothing better in the gaming universe than the dragonborn
i love the stick of truth i beat it 4 times and am 9 years old i hop the second one comes outs soon plz
we need a fractured but whole rap
"I will guard the keep and maybe look at more porn"
hahahah XD
the instrumentals in this is probably the best I've ever heard
XD the captions
That was the best end of a rap, ever... Of all time.
I still listen to this, I love this so much!
he isnt greater than the drangon born
All i can say after watching this for over two years now is... Can't wait for the second one to come out!!!
you god damn right about that!!!
I'm a theaf in the game
Theaf XD
@GHOSTgamerSRB when i was young my parents havent cared what i was playing,you know why ? Because they trusted me that the games will Not fuck up my brain
i think you meant "Deaf"
Every single rap of yours gives me chills. It's insane.
is there an instrumental version of this?
how'bout a rap about bully:scholarship edition
That'd be interesting but he usually does stuff he like I think idk if he likes that game
this is still good in 2016
this is immortal
even betta in 2017!
+Para Luca ya ikr
ur god damn right
Am i the only one who knows that south part stick of truth 2 is coming
not stick of truth. the fractured but wholem
now u need 2 do a song on south park the fractured but whole
SOUTH PARK
I WANNA BE A HIGH JEW ELF!!!
I beat the game on my friends xbone and all its side quests I never played this version of the game
I played this game so much as I completed the story and side quest on each character class
+Kieran Keattch I'm missing it with warrior and Mage
How can I rap about the new South Park game
high jew elf XD
0:37 the van says "Moovit!" but then it changes to "Moovin"
Good find
True XD
Huligaani lol
Dan Bulluminati confirmed
easter egg dan bull made i think
MASTA' PIECE!
Instrumental anywhere?
Teach me how to rap!!
THIS IS SO FREAKING AWESOME
Love your raps please do plant vs zombies garden warfare 2
Kenny's a princess ,that's how he's rolling lately
Yes it is a cool
1:34 is that from the game or an episode?
+Fire Crystal Gaming thx
I CAN DO THE EREC CARTMAN VOICE
I mean quite
clyde had one job but he mest it up qiet stupidly
What program did he use to get the kid voice
It's just pitched up.
DAN BULL GIVE ME YOUR STAR WARS TOYS (JOKE))
+Teon Windley undertale is shit and the fan base is cancer.
+Teon Windley and? that does not change the fact that undertale is shit.
+thelandshark2002 It shit in your opinion.
@Teon Windley cool does not make the fan base any better like everyone knows the undertale fan base is really bad like even worse then fnaf.
@thelandshark2002 the fnaf fanbase is way worse than undertale's fanbase
one punch man rap
what is this what to fuck
fucking over budget the good parts of the trailer of the game were cut so now we got a short ass game