Dan Bull - The Mighty Quest For Epic Loot Lyrics






[Intro:]
It’s. The. Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Based on your base, well I never would have guessed

[Verse 1:]
Look, I was never a chap
To simply select between defend and attack
So if anyone asks for trouble
I’m going to be doubly sending them back
The throne is mine
I’m ending any pretender to that
I’m sensing a lack of courage
Such that you won’t even reach the end of the track
I’ve been training at dawn
Every day to be ready for the Great Big Battle
Evading traps all day while I’m raiding castles
And I’m aiming at fools with such deviousness
That it’s even leaving mages baffled
Debasers, Crabs or gelatinous walls
I’m hacking them all
Jabbing and brawling, having a ball
And sending them packing their bags in the hall
If Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Then I probably hit him

[Hook:]
It’s the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Based on your base, well I never would have guessed

(Pay attention!)

[Verse 2:]
I’m raiding your mates, and taking everything that they bought
I fought them in their forts, blood sport’s the way it’s paid for
And I’m a great sport, wielding a greatsword
Treat your face like I’m walloping a baseball
I drop the Painhammer, like my surname
And I certainly know to make the most of my fame
Man, I treat merchandising opportunities as prudently
As a morbidly obese Beastman would treat the food he eats
I’m a greedy bugger
Me and my money, we need each other
I’m bringing enough bling
To sting the vision of Stevie Wonder
I’m applying oceans, of potions
Like lotion, ‘til I’m not even trying
I’m just going through the motions

[Hook:]
It’s the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Based on your base, well I never would have guessed

[Verse 3:]
The sight of my castle’s really something in the sky
Your is as useless as a Cyclops with something in its eye
And in particular, a chicken as vicious as this is ridiculous
I think an efficient and fitting prescription is if we could give them Barbiturates
I’m clad in heavy armour, you’re dressed like a belly dancer
Your smelly archers made me catch my breath, Kelly Clarkson
I lunge a lot at Hungerbots and snotty Snottinghams
And any funds they drop, well I’ll probably pocket them
I poke my sword at the Terroraptor Overlord
Quick, grab the stash, and throw ourselves overboard
It’s the only life I know, it’s how I do things
In Opulencia you get rich or die looting

[Hook x2:]
It’s the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Based on your base, well I never would have guessed

[Outro:]
It just keeps. Getting. Better!





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  1. B.... b....

    At least there’s still the mobile version

  2. T.... ....

    I want this game back, the PC one

  3. N.... G....

    We'll always miss you *The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot*.. The shit that is now on Android will never be compared with your Awesomeness T-T

  4. J.... ....

    RIP Mighty quest

  5. S.... �....

    Game is gone but we still have this awesomeness.

    S.... �....

    It’s actually coming back in a way, a mobile version is coming out in a couple days.

  6. M.... ....

    rip this game

  7. K.... G....

    Thats probably the catchiest chorus ever done by a rapper

  8. N.... ....

    was this game plucked down by the publishers once they milked ther 'whales' enough or what ?

  9. P.... ....

    Wow ... good old times... :(
    I miss... 2012-2016 times

  10. T.... B....

    Anyone else miss this game?

  11. C.... G....

    Anyone else still hear...no?

  12. W.... ....

    is there any game similar to this?

  13. S.... �....

    This song outlived the game.

  14. W.... D....

    Its dead now. :(

  15. H.... ....

    WTF rap made date 7 mar 2014 discripsion The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot
    2015

  16. K.... ....

    Sellout

  17. S.... R....

    definatly do a world wide choppers track plz

  18. J.... N....

    This is what we call that "Logic" rap 😅💀

  19. J.... ....

    Too bad they killed this game, it was amazing

    J.... ....

    It's still around

    J.... ....

    @Brandon C Mobile doesn't count it's nowhere near the same

    J.... ....

    @JabZ Movile version is a shit compared to the original.. T-T

    J.... ....

    @Nahuel Grecco Vogel Exactly my point

  20. D.... B....

    if only this game didnt suck

  21. J.... M....

    Game is dead too sad :/

    J.... M....

    Jeongin Momo you can play it now

    J.... M....

    @Caldexce you refer to mobile right ? ;D

    J.... M....

    Osiris261 ye

    J.... M....

    @Caldexce well its not the same game anymore so no cant play it now >P

    J.... M....

    It was a decent casual game honestly but Ubisoft killed it with shittons of microtrasaction that it got Overwhelming negative

  22. A.... ....

    Now it is shut down :(

  23. l.... ....

    to be honest

    I never knew that this existed

  24. M.... ....

    Left this game due to a mage nerf, making him a glass shit. Also prices on items went lower so you couldnt earn anything :/

    M.... ....

    At the time you posted this, the servers had already shut down permanently. :(

    M.... ....

    @Rhys What do you mean? They closed the game?

    M.... ....

    @MADEVICH yes

    M.... ....

    @Rhys Holy shit, thats sad to hear, but what did they expect? Mage became pretty much useless, warrior is not that interesting to play + ppl rised big money there. NErfing prices to like 0.60 cents for rare monsters. i am not surprised.

    M.... ....

    @MADEVICH Yeah. I only had runaway because punk rock girl. Lol

    I regret not getting the 3 eyes mighty achievement. :( (level 30 knight and archer)

  25. C.... B....

    2:19 look! Mike Wazowski!

  26. P.... S....

    br na area

  27. D.... C....

    Even i am German, I Admire your Work Dan Bull. Your Songs are always Amazing and they give me the feel i have to play all the GAmes of your Raps.
    Sorry for my bad English. T_T
    Greetings from Germany

  28. �.... ....

    It almost makes me like the game .... NAHN (—_—)

  29. S.... L....

    Absolutely amazing hook.

  30. E.... ....

    so catchy

  31. H.... R....

    I really like this game but one day I couldnt log in anymore and got upset and never played again

    H.... R....

    What's the name on it?
    I want to loot your castle :3

    H.... R....

    @kuteycoolboy i dont freekin remember lol, by now it's probably been looted anyway

  32. R.... o....

    Mage is OP
    If you wanna win at TMQFEL just use Mage :/

  33. D.... ....

    I cri everytime 10/10

  34. C.... S....

    Ha, 666 views! XD

  35. A.... H....

    The Mighty quest for Epic loot is what brought me to this Vid. But Dan bull is a Man among men. The rhythm and lyrics had depth and intelligence, <- fan for life. Well played <3

  36. L.... T....

    like song

  37. B.... N....

    This is like the best Chorus ever made!

  38. T.... N....

    the begining soundtrack it look like was take it from httyd :p

  39. C.... T....

    Too bad Ubisoft turned this game into a pay to win mess with the Turbo update. The game was actually good.

    C.... T....

    @CaarosKingofChaos I wouldnt say good, menageable would be definietly a better term. There was some fun to be had but overall a big meh. Rap definietly better than the game

  40. M.... B....

    Is this game good

    M.... B....

    +Michael Barkan depends on your definition of good, its kinda fun but is basically a mobile game for pc

    M.... B....

    It permanently shut down 10/28/2016. I liked it. I miss it.

  41. C.... l....

    I don't care that its an add because if all adds were like this youtube adds would be 20% less shitty

    C.... l....

    @Charlie Looney Reference to Gawker's "20% nicer" claim?

    C.... l....

    I've never heard of that so no lol

    C.... l....

    +Charlie Looney that's a very specific percentage......goddamn

    C.... l....

    True that

  42. W.... B....

    gold, money, gold, money:D

  43. H.... ....

    What's wrong with advertisements?

    H.... ....

    +Xavier ‘GamingMercy’ Stafford Everything

  44. A.... ....

    Some of his best work

  45. S.... c....

    I gotta say this is the most EPIC rap i heard in my whole 11 years

  46. Z.... T....

    *DROOL*
    wanna game it O.O loot killing building tactic.s that.s all what i love (besides woman cola cooking and my familie^^)

  47. M.... ....

    For people saying this game is P2W... Kinda is. BUT it´s enjoyable, you can pay to get traps and monsters more easly, but that doesn´t mean your base is unbeatable  (because you have to beat your own castle). Even if you pay you are still going to be raided, and lose atacks

    M.... ....

    What's PW2?

    M.... ....

    @Eric Jansen  EDIT

  48. M.... L....

    i Think its your best Video Ever This Is soo FREKING AWSOME :D

  49. T.... ....

    To all the people who say "This is the proof that Dan will make a video for everything that pays him"; He said that his goal is to make a rap about every single game ever, so as long as the video he makes is about a game, it's expected that he would make a video about it.

    T.... ....

    @FaceUnreality Theoretically speaking, yes.

    T.... ....

    @Co-operator Toby
    Excellent.

    T.... ....

    +XLautyx11 Problem: Those aren't games. They're simulators.WINK.

    T.... ....

    +Arcralf There's a surgeon simulator rap.WINK.WINK.

    T.... ....

    I didn't hear the GULMAN RAP!

  50. T.... ....

    To all the people who say "This is the proof that Dan will make a video for everything that pays him"; He said that his goal is to make a rap about every single game ever, so as long as the video he makes is about a video, it's expected that he would make a video about it.

    T.... ....

    People have to find someway to hate someone though... isn't that how the internet works..?

  51. N.... P....

    One of your best so far dan!

  52. V.... ....

    I have no idea why people are soo mad at him for doing advertising :/

  53. L.... ....

    Rap about my enormous penis.

  54. G.... ....

    I was expecting few lines 'bout thoses goddamn bumper trap + mine, it was one of the reasons why I leave this game

  55. G.... 9....

    And this is why I'm going to play this game

  56. A.... B....

    this is awesome

  57. S.... D....

    700th!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  58. f.... ....

    Its the mightiest quest are you ready for the test going faze to faze with the best of the best...

    f.... ....

    face to face :)

    f.... ....

    FaZe to FaZe:D

    f.... ....

    360 no scope

  59. M.... S....

    name of game captain 

    M.... S....

    As it says in the title it's the mighty quest for epic loot

    M.... S....

    thats the most ridiculus name for a game 

    M.... S....

    @Mary Slocombe not as ridiculous as Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball 

    M.... S....

    @Cisco Smith I forgot about that game xD

  60. R.... T....

    me this song

  61. M.... S....

    name of game pls

    M.... S....

    um can you read the name of the game right in the title of the video?

    M.... S....

    i though it was a joke
    i have the game and now i relies it was a funny name

    M.... S....

    ok sorry if i seemed rude vwith the way i phrased it

    M.... S....

    its okay

  62. E.... ....

    this reminds me of the magic roundabout movie

    E.... ....

    @Ethan Parry the art mabay but i just get that kind of feeling

  63. P.... K....

    cool song weird graficks

  64. B.... R....

    Create an unturned rap

  65. D.... C....

    My brothers awesome at this game

  66. F.... C....

    1 luv ths sng s0 mch is s0 g00d, m8 1 wched lik 70 tims
    I love this song so much, i watched it around 70 times

  67. D.... ....

    I played this game before it was cool :P (early alpha tester)

    D.... ....

    So much better now. No more build timers :D

  68. Z.... M....

    Cool rap

  69. A.... N....

    Noiceeeeee

  70. J.... ....

    so uh... why is this not the official song for this game yet?

  71. m.... ....

    i have shadow hand amnesia power inferno hole and lightning launcher

  72. M.... ....

    All your raps are amazing, but this one pops into my mind EVREY TIME I think of this game, on an instant. None of your raps acheived that so far with me, so.. congrats, Dan! :D

  73. M.... O....

    Holy crap play it at 2 times speed then 0.5

  74. r.... ....

    i just saw the publicity of dan channel in one of his video, how much pointless is that?

  75. G.... ....

    Can you please make 10 hours version, I'm addicted to this! :D

  76. J.... ....

    I wish he'd wrote "Daa" instead of "the" at the very beginning...

  77. S.... ....

    the "best of the best" part is correct. trust me. some of the castles i was doing were fucking impossible to get the stars on.

  78. D.... ....

    "I am bring enough bling to sting the vision of Stevie wonder" who is that? I looked him up. It seems to me he does stuff with a guitar.

    D.... ....

    um....are you serious?
    stevie wonder was one of the greatest musicians ever. and hes blind. and black

  79. N.... S....

    One does not simply
    Not sing along with the refrain.

  80. N.... S....

    One does not simply
    Not sing along with the refrain.

  81. j.... s....

    well geez this rap makes me want to play

  82. v.... d....

    put it in 2 speed!

  83. v.... d....

    I love this song and TMQFEL

  84. g.... ....

    beast post like this and our going to be a legend

  85. L.... P....

    I'm playing this song while playing the game










    questception!

  86. A.... S....

    I played the game and it is FREAKING AWESOME/ADDICTIVE
    #Wizard 4 the win

  87. C.... ....

    I AM THE BEST OF THE BEST

  88. S.... A....

    I really liked the look of this game atmfirst, but the I realised that all the defences are just plain pointless! Its just too easy to attack and impossible to defend so its kinda just a chalenge of who can come online most often.

  89. K.... S....

    Woooooow that tune is catchy!! O m g

  90. E.... G....

    Just downloaded because of this song

  91. I.... ....

    This video just made me go download the game....lol

  92. A.... ....

    DERP level 22 and SMELLY WARRIOR level 22 as well

  93. J.... C....

    I think hes . On drugs angry army

  94. H.... G....

    What I love about Dan Bull's raps are that they have REALLY catchy choruses that you can easily repeat but it stays in you head...AND I LIKE IT!

  95. W.... B....

    Speed up the video to x2 and this is almost as fast as eminem :O

  96. H.... P....

    Ubisoft seriously needs to talk to you about using this for their advertising for this game.  It's just epic.

    H.... P....

    This was a form of advertesing, Ubisoft asked him to make this, probably got paid too.

  97. z.... p....

    sometimes i feel like i'm the only archer in the game