Dan Bull - The Fastest Tortoise On The Planet Lyrics






[Intro:]
Hello, it's Dan Bull
Guinness World Records have challenged me to make a song using content from their books
Guinness World Records 2016, Guinness World Record 2016 Gamer's Edition
I said I could make songs about anything
So uh
Challenge accepted
Here we go

[Verse 1:]
If you're a tortoise
It doesn't matter
You can still be the fastest tortoise on the planet
Practice makes perfect
So put the work in
To succeed isn't free
You've got to earn it
Take every calorie and burn it
Take every curveball that hits you, return it
Take every lesson and learn it
Until the fact you're the best is the verdict
Whether you do it alone or play in a team
The world's one big arcade machine
There's seven billion of us playing
Each unique
Get engaged in the game
And then chase your dream
Take control
Roll with the punches
Break the mold
Take a stroll on your crutches
Refine your craft and your talent
'Til nobody else on the planet can touch it

[Hook:]
I want to be the biggest
The strongest
The oldest
The youngest
The fastest
The longest
I wanna be the largest
The tallest
The brightest
The darkest
The hardest
The smallest
I wanna be me
I wanna be the best I can be
I wanna be me
I wanna be the best that I can be

[Verse 2:]
My goodness [x8]
Look
If there's anything the tortoise taught us
It's to never tread water
Never cut corners
To take no quarter
When you break those borders
Whether you
Deform your face
Eat all the grapes
Or crush a biscuit betwixt your shoulder blades
Grow your fingernails out
Run in clogs
Spit flames
Raise funny dogs
What are you the best at?
Better than the rest at?
What are you self taught?
Or genetically blessed at?
Whoever you are there's a record you can set
Fact
When I said you've got potential
I meant that
And approach each unique plan
Two thumbs up
On each hand
Write it down with the world's biggest ball point pen
And then
Do it all again
To the end

[Hook:]
I want to be the biggest
The strongest
The oldest
The youngest
The fastest
The longest
I wanna be the largest
The tallest
The brightest
The darkest
The hardest
The smallest
I wanna be me
I wanna be the best I can be
I wanna be me
I wanna be the best that I can be

[Outro:]
That was alright, wasn't it?





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  1. S.... N....

    Fast most loveable rapper. You.

  2. T.... C....

    This kinda hurts if you don’t know what talent you have

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    Still my favourite. Thanks Dan.

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    That tortoise actually looks very unhealthy

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    Rap form the top of your head will streaming and see how long you can go on for

  6. G.... ....

    THIS SONG HELPS ME DO MY HOMEWORK!

  7. L.... ....

    make a Shadow the hedghog rap

  8. H.... ....

    i <3 TORTOISE

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    the longest fast rap

  10. J.... T....

    anybody know if this songs on spotify? or one of dans albums?

  11. a.... ....

    this amazing man

    idek what this means but my firned dubbed this boi "the gordon ramsey of gaming"
    take what you will from that oh lord

  12. A.... P....

    that turtle is so cute

  13. I.... ....

    this isn't good for my self-esteem

  14. A.... ....

    I like how my goodness sounds like my guiness

  15. p.... ....

    THE BEST MOTIVATIONAL SONG!!!! seriously u helped me a lot thank you man...

  16. K.... H....

    Attempt the longest rap ever

  17. T.... T....

    Longest rap

  18. A.... B....

    Why isn't this our species anthem?

  19. P.... H....

    Instrumental music name pls :0 (backround music)

  20. M.... ....

    Did anyone else feel weird about the my goodness my goodness part? I liked all the rest of it

  21. �.... ....

    When you say "Hello Its Dan Bull" t sound like your saying 'Hello Istanbul'

  22. S.... Z....

    inspirational man

  23. B.... O....

    ruuuuun tortoise ruuuun

  24. W.... ....

    did u see that guy with the thing in his mouth

  25. G.... ....

    How can you hate this?

  26. A.... I....

    Try to attempt trying to beatbox really fast

  27. s.... m....

    to a song about egypt

  28. J.... D....

    some say that the guy on his bike is still spinning to this day

  29. A.... A....

    U should try the worlds longest rap about your life ???

  30. S.... ....

    and the dog is better at soccer!#!!#

  31. S.... ....

    its really sad because in the video the turtle looks faster then me :(

  32. N.... ....

    This song just hit some feels you don't even know. Not to tell my life story, but I'm a writer and it's my dream to be able to support a family off of it. I've gone through some very unpleasant times, the past 5 years have been the most difficult in my life so far. I recently was able to get out of a job I was working that was a major cause of the unpleasantness but I still find myself tripping over things in the past, obstructing me from committing and engaging my writing in earnest. Motivators like this song mean everything in the state I'm in now. I know there's nothing for it but to muster up the courage and press on but sometimes I still get hung about things or wonder if I'm wasting my time. I want to be the best I can be and seem to need more help to inspire me than others when things get difficult. Thanks for your music. It truly is a blessing to people like me.

  33. V.... ....

    This is really Inspiring.Dan bull you are the best.

  34. M.... T....

    That was inspirational.

  35. M.... ....

    I understand your just trying to break a record, but the song itself is very inspiring. Keep it up. And I see in the comments you have been struggling with health issues. Welcome to the club. Hope your doing well. Just think positively and enjoy life. And I really enjoy all of the music and video's. Especially Element Animation. Keep up the great work.

  36. i.... ....

    longest rap

  37. A.... ....

    You're quite the gifted man.

  38. T.... X....

    Try to rap a song with a dog and a rhino side to side

  39. A.... x....

    first person to slit open their balloks and swap them with there eye balls

  40. E.... ....

    Do something like 40 years of gaming mad the record would be most games mentioned in a rap

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    I am filled with determination

  42. k.... �....

    I anm filled with dtermination

  43. R.... R....

    Do the fastest rap song

  44. B.... E....

    Dan how. Come ur deadpool song isnt on youtube? Its really good and i would like to see a video for it!

  45. I.... L....

    most raps made ever

  46. N.... D....

    this song made me cry

  47. N.... T....

    Hello İstanbull :)

  48. W.... ....

    what's the name of the backing beat :)

  49. K.... A....

    You should make a rap while doing a chilli challenge

  50. F.... G....

    Its great man

  51. T.... H....

    The biggest musical rap colab video

  52. f.... l....

    the smartest bearded dragon

  53. R.... B....

    Do worlds biggest poop just kidding do one about the history of the earth

  54. d.... e....

    whatsiurney dan bull

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    Ummm okay I guess?

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    cool mi name is daniel

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    Ummm…… okay I guess?

  56. m.... ....

    Longest freestyle rap

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    Longest rap

  58. W.... H....

    The fastest rap ever

  59. O.... ....

    dude i think your
    "My Goddness"
    key is stuck

  60. K.... G....

    Longest rap in the world

  61. O.... M....

    DO MORE LIKE THIS!!!:3^^

  62. m.... t....

    dan try  to set a recored for longest rap

  63. A.... O....

    Best rapper

  64. L.... L....

    Love the rap, but Guiness stopped accepting "youngest to ______" in order to not encourage children putting themselves in danger.

  65. B.... Z....

    Try making the longest rap ever?

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    Longest rap or fastest rap?

  67. D.... C....

    Make a rap about diary of a wimpy kid book 10

  68. b.... h....

    realy good

  69. F.... L....

    Istanbul....Isdanbull

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    U look sick

  71. H.... G....

    I actually briefly held the record for youngest man on the planet.

  72. B.... B....

    Many inspirational

  73. T.... ....

    most times subbed to me?

  74. D.... M....

    longest rap ever

  75. L.... C....

    hey Dan u gave me the Idea to use this song in school and I came second but I sung it faster

  76. A.... ....

    Make a record by making a song requiring to rap the fastest you ever could :o

  77. s.... c....

    fastest rapper on utube

  78. C.... A....

    Love Dan bull

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    the verdict is always guilty

  80. J.... O....

    dan do the longest rap plzzzzzzzzz

  81. A.... P....

    fastest rap or longest rap no stop or most games rapped about or most song

  82. p.... _....

    This is so inspirational and stuffs

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    Do longest rap

  84. N.... T....

    fastest rap. simple.

  85. T.... N....

    Longest rap battle or freestyle rap, or something like that.

  86. C.... A....

    Love Dan bull and every song get better with ur ear love u

  87. d.... g....

    amazing!

  88. V.... ....

    most words in a rap.... that means you will have to top rap god...

  89. B.... B....

    for those of you who don't know, dan has mild autism

  90. e.... r....

    the longest rap about a game

  91. J.... ....

    this really does make you feel like you can do anything, as it should ^_^

  92. T.... S....

    Fastest rapper using famous quotes

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    Real tortoise motivation lmao

  94. F.... F....

    the most you tubers rapping about one song at ones?

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    Fast rap in the world

  96. M.... T....

    The best Dan Bull on earth

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    most rhymes with 'unrhymeable' words
    eminem rhymed with orange
    can't be too difficult