Dan Bull - Sacred Sword Princesses Lyrics






The other afternoon at about half past two
I got an inquiry from some company Nutaku
About a game they had, perhaps I'd like to rap for it
It's all straight forward, but there may be one small asterisk
Namely, it was aimed at adults and thus was vaguely explicit
But come on, that isn't really enough to dissuade me, is it?
Then I saw the trailer of this thing, looked like a risky click
Which made me turn it down but turned around just like a misty flip
Sitting considering sticking my chip into the mystery dip
Then thinking, "Heck, I need the content and it could be sick,
It could be funny", so I run them up and said, yeah kiss me quick
And now I'm writing this while sipping whiskey, this is pretty slick
So if you'll allow us, then I'll use my vocal talents
To make this overwhelming adult game look so composed and balanced
Like the flows and raps I'm using to promote this gash
Who else could berate a game in exchange for loads of cash?

You are the wielder of the sacred sword
Saving buxom maidens from the taints of war
You are the wielder of the sacred sword
It's a serious game, we are not making porn (it's art)

Welcome to the land of Midgardia
Full of women and you're the head guardian
None of the are nanas that have knit cardigans
So man it's like a neckbeard kid's Narnia
Hit harder than the thing in your palm
When you're thinking your mom isn't in, bring it on
Still can't believe that I'm singing this song
But I'm so far deep in that it'd be wrong
To pull out now, if your wife finds you playing
Then tonight you'll be laying on a pull out couch
Look out, ow, weapons are aimed
Where's the line between pleasure and pain?
When you find it things are never the same
Like treading on the tail of a venomous snake
Like every line I'm fed up of saying
I need something new to get up again
Something unfamiliar, get ahead of the game
I'm done with vanilla, I'm ready for change
Ready for mods, ready for patches
Ready to level up and get a bit batshit
Get a bit impassioned, I'm built for it
The weapon is fashioned, hilt to tip
From my flesh and blood, not rock or metal but I'm getting wood

You are the wielder of the sacred sword
Saving buxom maidens from the taints of war
You are the wielder of the sacred sword
It's a serious game, we are not making porn (it's art)

This game is clearly indicative of the male gaze
But that is not to say this isn't for male gays
Or female gays or straights or those across the spectrum
Whether willy, vag or rectum, I totally respect them
My mind is open like I poked it with a speculum
I'm learning from the school of life, till I know the curriculum
I'm into isometric gaming and I like electric ladyland
And this combines the racy bits of each one to make me stand
To attention, fuel the engine, overheating, I need to reduce the tension
There's a few women who I'd mention, but I won't 'cause I don't want to offend them
I'm not aiming to start wars, but ay, this game is hardcore
It could be what my YouTube channel got a black mark for

You are the wielder of the sacred sword
Saving buxom maidens from the taints of war
You are the wielder of the sacred sword
It's a serious game, we are not making porn (it's art)





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  1. S.... ....

    Is the instrumental the same as Stupes' Goat Simulator song? "Is that allowed?"

  2. P.... ....

    Dan boi really made this concept fire

  3. B.... ....

    your rival has used this tune:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0QyTGUxq_M

    B.... ....

    BrandonThePlayer someone made a comment on stupendium’s vid, I KNEW I HAD HEARD THE BEAT BEFORE

    B.... ....

    @Dachyshun was that also me?

    B.... ....

    You know Dan is IN my video, right? ;)

    B.... ....

    @The Stupendium Oh really? i must not have noticed him.

    B.... ....

    wait is that suppose to have some second meaning

  4. L.... ....

    *hears chorus*
    *immediately adds to playlist*

  5. M.... M....

    Dammit I love you so much

  6. K.... R....

    The anime moans during the chorus were a nice touch. Or were they a bad touch? **wink**

  7. M.... ....

    when you realise the sacred sword is a pink umbrella

  8. S.... J....

    "It's called hentai and it's art"

  9. T.... P....

    If you didnt notice, this game is now Early Access on Android.

  10. Z.... P....

    Anyone else notice the hentai moans after every line of the chorus?

    Z.... P....

    i dont think your the only one lmao

    Z.... P....

    Eh true XD

  11. C.... ....

    This is the second longest non-skipable ad I've seen

  12. Z.... ....

    WAIT NUTAKU IS NUT+OTAKU?

  13. J.... V....

    Dan and Nutaku that's interesting.

  14. c.... ....

    my sacred sword needs delicate handling. but i assure you, it aims strong and true. LOL.

  15. T.... M....

    I find myself vaguely interested in looking this up. For numerous reasons, but I'm sure you can guess the biggest of them.

  16. C.... ....

    *unzips*
    Here we go again

  17. N.... ....

    This and the sequel to this are unironically my favorite songs on your channel :D

  18. M.... B....

    hey if youtube hasn't stoped Brandon roger's i think you'll be fine.

  19. i.... ....

    I still crack up listening to this song. This is a serious game we are not making porn lol

  20. S.... ....

    Dan Bull's Talent is.......MAKING EVERYTHING LOOK LIT EVEN IT ISNT

  21. F.... V....

    Now imagine driving with your mom to church and the aux starts playing this peculiar instruMOANtal

  22. s.... d....

    This song is absolutely amazing

  23. J.... H....

    Dan Bull is a weeb confirmed.

  24. E.... ....

    Hey, the noises between some lines, the umm... anime noises, sure

    Source?

  25. B.... ....

    Wait, there is still an YouTube add on this video!?! YouTube messed up again.

  26. n.... ....

    I just want to know, what was thier reaction?

  27. C.... R....

    T H E S A C R E D S W O R D

    *T H E P E N E T R A T O R*


    I'm calling it that and I don't care

  28. l.... ....

    You know I just realized, the companys name is *NUT* aku. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

  29. G.... ....

    best ad I've ever seen!

  30. J.... N....

    You gotta do what you gotta do.

  31. W.... K....

    3:08 is the moment you have to defend your kinks against other people xD

  32. C.... P....

    I still find it weird this is one of my favorote Dan Bull songs about a game. He put way too much effort into this...

  33. C.... J....

    And that sacred sword is

    My ******

  34. S.... V....

    GOD DAMNIT YOU MADE ME PLAY IT AND I..... Actually enjoyed the mechanics the game is surprisingly fun

    S.... V....

    surrrreeee the mechanics ;D

    S.... V....

    @the unknow i do mean it the game engine is good
    and the gameplay excluding the porn is quite fun not saying the porn wasnt good to though...

  35. S.... B....

    Legit tho these are some acctualy really whitty and clever one. It's legit up there

  36. u.... m....

    Came back from part 2, ur gonna need to suck YouTube's "sacred sword" to keep your monetization at this point

  37. T.... D....

    It's art

  38. C.... R....

    Dan going insane = Best Dan

  39. K.... K....

    the way he pronounced 'nutaku' had me crying

  40. H.... ....

    ...
    Have you ever considered that we've gone too far

  41. A.... 7....

    Líke si eres latino americano y te gustó mucho la canción :3

  42. A.... 7....

    :3 puto amo

  43. J.... I....

    I was searching for this song for so long

  44. J.... H....

    You're like Moonshine Dan, I enjoy you as you progress getting more experience and damn I'm never disappointed with this flavour of rap

  45. 1.... 1....

    Ohh no no

  46. B.... T....

    Do Huniepop next!

  47. o.... 1....

    haha....





    *taint*

  48. H.... 4....

    I completely forgot about this game, then the other night I saw an ad on the side of pornhub, and it brought me to Nutaku, where I found Sacred Sword again.
    Something bout that’s just real satisfying.

  49. w.... w....

    Oh my...

    Whoever thumbs down this hates art.

  50. I.... A....

    Lol. Iv played through this whole game. And I gotta say this game is just one big dick joke

  51. N.... ....

    If Howard The Alien Would Play This..

  52. R.... ....

    The to attention text had me on the floor by that point

  53. R.... ....

    Rockin metal but I’m getting wood” 😂

  54. K.... Y....

    It’s the best game ever hahahaha I play it

  55. g.... p....

    We're u promoting or deporting it

  56. A.... m....

    Dan bull, if i hired you to promote my game, how much?

  57. M.... D....

    Nutaku...



    THOSE BASTARDS ARE UP TO SOMETHING

  58. T.... ....

    this is damn art

  59. B.... K....

    So why did they approach you? Like what video did you make that made them think. This guy. He likes them anime tiddies. He would definitely make our porn game popular.

  60. A.... *....

    OK then I'm going to check out this game... For research purposes of course... Yeah...

  61. M.... R....

    This is literally the best thing ever

    my god all of those jokes tho

  62. P.... D....

    MY LOCATION TURNED ON HELP

  63. P.... D....

    I absolutley regret clicking that link



    Help

  64. P.... D....

    ITS ART

  65. �.... �....

    Does this game have trap tho?

  66. T.... D....

    Ow, my sacred sword!

  67. C.... ....

    That's a really clever, and funny, way to make an ad. Great job!

  68. I.... ....

    Today I Got The Offer!
    Thinking about taking it....Kinda Confused! 😅😅😅

  69. d.... ....

    Lol ...taint. Whelp, I'm still childish.

  70. O.... T....

    Holy shit..... damn such a way to promote nutaku xD

  71. n.... s....

    i feel like playing some sacred sword now :D

  72. C.... M....

    Not getting the game, fuck no. But, if were to, it would be because of this video, good work

  73. L.... D....

    I found an ad of this game in the websites for research purpose only 👌.
    Wow i don't know this is popular.. This is art!!!

  74. E.... B....

    Yeah what kind of sword are we talking about

  75. D.... ....

    They paid you to do this?
    Eitherway Hopefully they can't understand english

  76. l.... d....

    The sounds u hear in the gym filled with toddlers... Ps pedo bear rises again

  77. a.... ....

    I always get Natuko ads on hentaihaven.org

  78. T.... ....

    This is the most random company to ask for an ad to be rapped about on youtube

  79. c.... 1....

    the song just made the top ten not for the verse but the beat

  80. A.... H....

    (☭ ͜ʖ ☭)

  81. N.... ....

    This deserves so so many more views. The beat is on point. The lyrics are just genius.

  82. I.... a....

    Writing a song about writing a song, Did you know that it is actually a whole genre of writing?
    And writing about not being sure if one should write is also a long forgotten genre.

  83. E.... x....

    who did this to you dan? who hurt you? you need to talk to someone man

  84. P.... ....

    WTF And this did it Dan Bull... WTF XD

  85. P.... ....

    """"""""adult"""""""" game...

  86. G.... K....

    this rap is art atleast :P

  87. A.... ....

    dan im ... worrying about your "brain" your logic said money so you did it... ya make sure you get a therapist.

  88. T.... K....

    I’m Dead😂. This is brilliant.

  89. H.... ....

    Damn I really want to play this game now,
    Nice song,
    will i play it?
    maybe i don't know, We'll see or rather I'll see

  90. M.... W....

    Quality.

  91. V.... ....

    Two things I don't like when youtubers do:
    1. Paid promotion
    2. Being forced to be "Advertiser friendly"


    Three things that Dan manages to do flawlessly:
    1. Paid promotion
    2. Being "Advertiser friendly"

  92. S.... C....

    This ad made me get the game and being a person who likes hentai a lot I have to say this game was good and from someone who enjoys rpgs it also passes that part as Well. Its worth the install

  93. T.... ....

    Love it great rap dan.

    I don't say i respect everyone sexual orientation but that i don't care what you do to another consenting adult.

  94. R.... ....

    TAINT of war? I get it.

  95. T.... ....

    Dan, don't pretend that you didn't do it for free.

  96. M.... ....

    WTF IS THIS SHI.... ART

  97. C.... G....

    looks gay

  98. D.... B....

    IT'S ART.

    D.... B....

    There aren't as many innuendos as i thought there was going to be.

    D.... B....

    *coughcough* if its art, care to show some more XD

    D.... B....

    With Censorship of games being at an all time high right now and the beginning of gamers taking notice more AO games could be a good thing. Violence in games like DMC5 being censored as well as EVO's shut down of the DoA streem are but two examples of how we as gamers are told to not enjoy the games we love the way we know the developers intended to make their games. Even MK11 has had some people turning away from it due to both game play and censorship of female characters. Nothing wrong with a sexualized character for if one let's censorship of sexual content in games sooner or later people will be crying to have less and less violence, blood, and gore in games till no M or T rated games are even made at all. As unreal as that may seem to some we all know that there are people who want that to be true and it's not a good thing.

    D.... B....

    You didn't link the game