Dan Bull - Rust Lyrics






Where are my trousers?
Where are my trousers?

One morning I woke up with such a bad head
I thought I'd been hit by a tow truck, smack, no such luck
Look down and notice that I'm wearing no top
No socks and no trousers, oh fock
Bits and bobs jiggling around so much
I'm a walking promotion for Botox
How did I get here? Why am I naked?
I better grab a rock and decide what my fate is

I'm just a naked man, running around, baby
Hold on a minute, I'm a little overwhelmed
I'm just a naked man, running around, baby
Hold on a minute, what's that rustling sound?

Said, how did I get here? Why am I naked?
I better grab a rock and decide what my fate is
I put the pieces together like Kojak
A bit of wood and a bit of stone is a stone axe
What a throwback, Homo erectus
Hope you know Latin 'cause I'm whacking your solar plexus
Stay away from my camp, you and your mans ran in
Crafting and aiming at you with a hand cannon
Defending my base, I stand on my feet
I'm nude but you won't get your hands on my meat
I'm planning to eat, build bigger, better houses
But for now I'd better get a pair of trousers

I'm just a naked man, running around
Hold on a minute, baby, look what I've found
I'm just a naked man, running around, baby
Hold on a minute, what's that rustling sound?

Shh, I'm a bare man fighting a bear, man
I don't need bare man, I do it with my bare hands
I'm gonna track a deer, follow the hoof prints
Till I come across a box full of blueprints
Now I can do things like a civilised man
But I'll still kill anything that moves with the thing in my hand
It's been a nice chat but I'm still gonna stick a knife in the guy's back
Don't trust anybody, not even your best friend
It's an act, better put it on the West End
Let's not pretend, human nature has changed, man
Still naked, behaving like a caveman

I'm just a naked man, running around
Hold on a minute, why's there blood on the ground?
I'm just a naked man, running around, baby
Hold on a minute, what's that rustling, rustling sound?





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  1. N.... S....

    "But if you're going to ostracise somebody, then be damn sure, its justified proportionate and the proof of its substantial"

    Perfection.

  2. A.... H....

    I will cancel everyone

  3. L.... ....

    This video got way less attention, than it deserves. A shame really.

  4. J.... ....

    Dan your word play is... how can I say this... The best

  5. L.... F....

    About time I listened to this, kind of needed this song today.

  6. S.... ....

    0:31 I'd like it known that it was blizzard that was the problem here, not anyone else.

  7. A.... S....

    Nah I say it's about at 'peak' meme now so it's gonna be the running joke that no one takes seriously anymore.

  8. T.... O....

    And now there's the Danplan shit

  9. T.... F....

    This is the Truth

  10. C.... C....

    With the rise of onision drama, we can be sure that he deserves it. FUCK GRUB.

    C.... C....

    I can remember in 2015 when he was being a good feminist, attacking Gamergate, anyone who said he was creepy or bad would be called an evil member of the patriarchy. I'd laugh hysterically at what's happening now, if only it hadn't cost so many victims to get there.

  11. U.... 2....

    Dan should make a 45 year gaming video

  12. M.... ....

    Such a reactionary, thank God I unsubbed back when you started collabing with PDP more.
    111k views and 906 comments? Either you've got some 4chan bots doing work or you're not very interested in the Marketplace of Ideas (tm).

  13. c.... s....

    Waiting for nerd3s cancel its coming

    c.... s....

    You caught the bit about Nerdcubed, dinosaur porn and a small girl?

  14. /.... B....

    DAN UPLOAD ANOTHER VIDEO!

  15. F.... C....

    Media constantly tries to cancel PewDiePie, but he withstands it.

  16. D.... C....

    I need 3 more subs to complete my dream :")

    D.... C....

    Fuck you’re dreams

  17. C.... O....

    I didn't know Dan Bull made Reggaeton!

  18. S.... ....

    God what happened? We used to be far more happy, and now anyone who steps out of line for a second is butchered without a second thought.

  19. D.... ....

    Man danbull i fell of your shit for awhile then i saw your part in the my hero cypher and now this
    I forgot how clean (crisp) your flows are and how to the point and up beat you are
    Gonna go surf your channel after this is done playing <3

  20. I.... T....

    So @Dan Bull.. when we having a grand antiestablishment revolution where we listen to some of you bangers as we petrol bomb number 10

    I assume your gonna be the leader because your raps are just grand speeches with a nice beat anyways

  21. A.... P....

    Can you make a Zombie minecraft rap?

  22. J.... W....

    I think the stupendium is the best part of this song

  23. q.... p....

    hey, I rly like the song and I agree with the sentiment for the most part but u need to b more careful because when u do the slow down anti cancel culture bit at 2:36-2:47 u put up a picture of daddy o five. now yes some of the ppl in this video were wrongly "canceled" but the daddy o five group are some of the worst and most vile and manipulative ppl on this platform. They are literal child abusers. now for proof since I cant compile all the evidence here, here are some really well-made video essays describing the situation made by some of my favorite creators:


    nerdcity:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOVrrL5KtsM


    the right opinion:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0oZexAaayU


    anyways the point is cool video but I hate to be the leftist SJW to tell u that u should be more careful to not "hand-wave" child abuse, but unfortunately, somebody has to.

    q.... p....

    I have to agree. DoF was absolutely shocking to witness and I can't believe someone would behave like that and expect no consequences.
    I don't call people entitled much, but they absolutely were. In a similar vein, imallexx, the twinky vlogger in light pink, spearheaded the attack on Slazo and expects no consequences

    q.... p....

    "I can't show evidence, but here is a youtube video".

    q.... p....

    Hey, I don't think you realize but you've shot yourself in the foot. He agrees that what they did was awful. He was not "Hand-waving" child abuse what ever that means, he was simply using footage of those who were cancelled by cancel culture. Sometimes Cancel Culture get it right, like with D05, sometimes they get it wrong.

  24. t.... ....

    china number -1

  25. C.... ....

    I was glad to see that fat tinfoil hat headed butt wad Alex Jones get dropped like the shit turd he is. But I have the back of pretty much almost EVERYBODY SINCE who's getting deplatformed or struggling with this bullshit cancel cancer. Count Dankula, H3H3, C&Rsenal and pretty much every gun channel, even news from right wing lying assholes I don't even like vomiting up whatever they heard from Fox, Russian State TV, Crowder, or Steven Miller's neonazi incel fanblog. Solid Boss and his dank memes that wouldn't even exist by the time QueenBlaze would post a heavily edited and censored reaction to them. Hey, don't get me wrong, I saw some pretty fucked up shit on those Solid Boss videos when one would get through, like dead babies and shit, but hey, fuck it, I support free speech, not your sensitive pussy ass little feelings. Fuck Youtube.

  26. s.... a....

    Awesome.

  27. T.... A....

    When Hex: Ruin gets cancelled

  28. B.... M....

    0:20 Did he just say "CLUE klux klan"? Cancel him.

  29. T.... g....

    Next day news articles:
    "POPULAR RAP-TUBER DAN BULL USES ABHORANT GAY SLUR 'TWINK' IN NEW RAP SONG"

  30. K.... D....

    Slazo wasn't cancelled he was falsely accused, betrayed and painted to be a horrible person and when he brought evidence to discredit the claims against him ppl where too afraid to go against the allegations, besides the fun people on Twitter who made me laugh ass for weeks with some quality memes of the situation

  31. l.... m....

    Twitter: did you just say racism is the same as socks with sandals
    Dan bull: no, you did

  32. P.... W....

    1984 baby!!!!!!

  33. t.... a....

    Dude that one dude with the side burns makes an amazing sputendien cosplay

  34. S.... ....

    Dan, maybe try to consider that like, every big example you're putting up, hasn't been socially ostracized at all, or really hit all that big financially. At most some of them lost a tv show, but are still pretty well off? at least the ones i recognize.

    S.... ....

    K then boomer

  35. S.... ....

    God I still hate imallexx.

  36. S.... S....

    This song is a gift

  37. U.... ....

    Slazo did nothing wrong

  38. K.... H....

    That Nigel Mansell line cracked me up 🤣

  39. E.... ....

    That suited dude is the top hat has to be Stupendium, I know that mustache

  40. E.... H....

    eh we got ourselves a dankula in this song

  41. N.... K....

    Can I get a list of all the people mentioned in this vid?

  42. J.... M....

    fuck off dan

  43. E.... A....

    Ey number #1 rule of life, make your own life perfect before you criticize someone else's.

  44. L.... c....

    Can't cancel me if my atrocities simply outweigh everything you accuse me of doing.

  45. M.... A....

    Long live the Dan.

  46. B.... ....

    IDK but I can hear the Minecraft Skeleton

  47. R.... T....

    Sadly, a lot of people get cancelled not even for actually doing something wrong, it can be as small as having a different opinion, which everyone else sees as something that makes you a bad person.

    Republicans and Democrats
    Liberals and Conservatives
    Pizza and Pizza+pineapple

    It’s about perspective.

  48. m.... w....

    this whole video is an analogy of dan bull's youtube channel being chased by the stupendium!

  49. G.... H....

    45 years of gaming

  50. I.... L....

    Dan: breaks out the dancehall beat.
    Me, a jamaican: "I sense something...it calls to me..."

  51. N.... n....

    Hey if you want to do a gaming song do it on the binding of issac

  52. M.... ....

    B.A.R.S
    BARS

  53. L.... S....

    Dude just called imallex a vlogger

  54. T.... L....

    Tobuscus was cleared wasn't he? No fair to him

  55. O.... B....

    If anyone deserves to be cancelled by all aspects of society it has to be Onision. I better be careful what else I say or else he might sue me

  56. S.... D....

    Where my kpop stans at?!

  57. S.... D....

    #danisoverparty

  58. A.... D....

    This song is catchy af
    , I can't even get the melody out my head XD

  59. L.... B....

    I like how all the people i nthe thumbnail deserved it

    L.... B....

    Didn't both Jamed Charles and ProJared turn out to be on the right side (or at least have reasoning) at the end of their controversies?

  60. g.... f....

    Some people definatly deserve to be canceled, the ones that actualy do illegal stuff like rape and pedophilia but with how much of this happens it takes away the actual meanimg of why these actual scummbags where canceld, someone making a bad joke and rapeing someone arnt the same but the internet lumps em all together, its desensitization

  61. K.... N....

    Dan Bull is the hero we need ❤️

  62. s.... ....

    why’d you include daddy of five?

    s.... ....

    Some people deserve cancellation.

  63. T.... A....

    Who's watching this after Contrapoints video?

  64. C.... ....

    I think the Blitzchung clip is a bit misleading when it's actually Blizzard Entertainment that was cancelled.

  65. M.... M....

    Make another video game through history rap

  66. N.... ....

    Songs like this about real life are great! Talking about life, we haven't heard from you in a while, are you okay?
    I was at work and you suddenly popped up in my head, i hope everything is going fine.
    Here's to a good new year! Cheers

  67. M.... -....

    Hey Dan. Been following your a while. How's your ear doing?

  68. j.... ....

    To be fair, H3H3 does deliberately try to keep a power dynamic in his podcasts with the people he interviews

  69. W.... ....

    Why is it that Dan Bull’s track are so much better than chart songs? 😂👊

  70. E.... ....

    If we're using Notch as an example, the dude is a hardcore legit Nazi.

    E.... ....

    and like a fucking incel creep

  71. G.... o....

    I see what you did with the twink in pink thing



    And I love it

  72. D.... P....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szybEhqUmVI

  73. U.... ....

    james charles is cancelled.
    ninja is cancelled.
    morgz is cancelled.







    your cancelled.

  74. T.... ....

    Honestly surprised the Yogscast lot didn't make it on his list.

    T.... ....

    @A Person I agree. Caff was a def No No, Turps less so, but Sjin, yes what he did was a dick move, but it wasn't illegal and he should of just made a public apology and been made to go on a sexism talk and how to deal with fame now you're no longer just a geek talk. That's just my opinion though.

    T.... ....

    Sjin and Turps both had accusations which if true would be criminal in the UK. Sjin's actions date back to 2012 right up until 2019, he was told to stop but didnt. So even if the criminal stuff isn't true, he is just as bad if not worse than the others.

    T.... ....

    @Charlie [Chilli943] as far as I was aware the people were 16? Caff was the one who had underage victims.

  75. e.... ....

    #DanBullIsOverParty

  76. S.... 1....

    how did it feel to be able to rap for wwe nxt uk?
    your voice is undeniable

  77. I.... d....

    yo this beat sounds Spanish as hell.

  78. S.... ....

    2020? lul jk

  79. a.... 3....

    Minecraft raps please!🎤

  80. t.... ....

    Great one Dan!

  81. B.... C....

    Jabba Zuckerberg 😂

  82. D.... H....

    Make another Minecraft monster song pls

  83. G.... G....

    Dan plz make a herobrine rap

  84. D.... T....

    You said you too much, I'm offended

  85. R.... J....

    And is this monetized?

  86. h.... ....

    anybody else catch him in the snow white get up and rewind with quarter speed?

  87. J.... ....

    "If you're going to ostracize someone then be damn sure it's justified, proportionate, and the proof of it's substantial."
    It's a very sad reflection of the world that this sentiment is no longer common sense.

  88. S.... N....

    1:18 “Maybe just don’t?”
    Exactly, Dan. 👌

    S.... N....

    What's the context for that comment? Slazo was up on the frame, and he already addressed that

    S.... N....

    The Bill Cosby line about spiking drinks.

  89. T.... F....

    Dan you have to do star wars jedi fallen order next man, nerd out and jt music was weak, you're my favourite rapper, I hope you can pull something magical off

  90. L.... M....

    Dan Bull: showing Slazo
    Me: Please d-
    Dan Bull: "Plus we need to stop these twinky vloggers wearing light pink"
    Me: HELL YEAH!


    But for real, frickfrack Alexxxxxxxxxxxx

    L.... M....

    So glad Slazo has started making content again

  91. L.... B....

    Happens when there are no consequences for accusations. Wether they are true or false they are all doubted. Hate twitter for that

  92. T.... S....

    Glad you got Dankula I'm there.
    Cancel Culture is still out for his blood, all for making a bloody joke.

    T.... S....

    And being a fascist. Dude ran for UKIP. Dude made a crappy joke, sure, but the joke isn't the problem. The problem is him being an actual running member of the alt-right.

    T.... S....

    @EjvindGEMDark ...except he's not a member of the alt right.
    He's a libertarian. All he wants is freedom of expression and freedom of speech.

    Spend 5 minutes researching him, hell even watch one of his videos and discover that not everyone who doesn't share your political views is alt-right...
    Also how can he be a fascist and a libertarian? How would that work?
    "Do what you want... OR ELSE!"
    He also only ran with UKIP because they're literally the only party in the UK with freedom of speech laws in their manifesto. He left them a while back after they repealed those plans anyway...


    ...honestly some people don't know what they're talking about...

    T.... S....

    @The Shadow Network Surprisingly mate I have followed him, and watched some of his videos. He's not a libertarian - you can't join a racist party and then claim you're not sticking to their racist views, only the ones you like. Much like a Tory voter, you're still closer to the racist side of things than should be remotely acceptable. Surprisingly I know what libertarianism and anarchism entails, consideringI identify as the latter.

    T.... S....

    @EjvindGEMDark Then you're just an ignorant fool who believes either the media or their own stupid opinion.
    If you'd really followed him and watched his videos he even states he only joined UKIP because of their freedom of speech policy which no other party has. That doesn't make him a racist.

    T.... S....

    @EjvindGEMDark british jewish leaders denounced the labour party for their abhorrent racism. Racism exists everywhere, its wrong and ignorant to say just because someone voted conservative they're racist.

  93. Y.... P....

    Great video, sharing.

  94. L.... W....

    Cancel cancel culture.

  95. L.... Z....

    Why am I only seeing this now? 75K views? gg yt. Time to hit the bell for like the 20th time.

  96. P.... ....

    thanks dan bull for making the 'cancel" anthem for youtube. you just saved them a lot of time and money xD

  97. V.... ....

    EXCELLENCE!

  98. D.... B....

    Thanks to everyone sharing this video - you can hear this and all my other songs on my mega Spotify playlist, make sure you follow here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7x8UWetW3pfcwDgFEDDru8?si=crSPrLO1TJGY0TQIB3Fy1g
    Also thanks to The Stupendium for his perfectly cast cameo

    D.... B....

    @snail the size of your hand Dude, you're ramblign without even listening and I primarily notice this through
    A. We were talking about the media being threatened over boycotts that force them to run these stories at the hands of social media presence and feeling pressured into doing this because if they don't they'll lose readership and staff walk out. There has been a publisher that fought this recently and it went well thankfully. Irony of irony it still involved firing everyone, they just fired all the people saying "we run politically motivated ideological material". So even when it goes right, people still lose everything.

    B. When we take the argument as you present it, what do you even mean? what you're saying doesn't make sense. You admit on one hand that people are damaged by it but then say "but then they earn it back" as though this negates the point that people were attacked and damaged, they lose sponsorships, some get fined, threatened with prison etc. That's like saying if someone assaults you then it doesn't count if what they did will heal. It doesn't mean it didn't happen and it doesn't make the person that did it any less at fault. The fact that these people have to work their way back to the same position is proof of this.

    C. A lot of these people are coming back independently, the companies they were with still won't be seen to be associated with them, if you lose a job then do the same thing but with a new company or now you're self employed, you still lost your job.

    D. I still wanna know how this falls down to society saying you have to produce resources to consume resources instead of the people attacking others.

    D.... B....

    @Alex Davies D. Yeah, that was a bad position to start, I explained to you why I started there though, because milo was the only instance of 'cancelling' leading to being unable to find worki could think of, because all he could do to make money was promote shitty ideas on the internet and help out other alt-right and adjacent figures, please don't get hung up on this as my main point or something cus it's not, I don't actually believe people are 100% absolved of their actions because society is shit, I just don't believe the stuff you're saying has happened has how you say it exactly.


    A&B. Ok, I'm sorry i'm rambling on to you about my thought process behind what I was saying, I thought that might help give you some insight in to how I'm at currently and give you room to say what definitions you're using so I can see if they're at all similar to how i use them. I'm saying the only way most people are damaged is not financially, and when it is, not usually significantly or consistently, you're talking about this all in the abstract which isn't what i'm interested in, I want specific examples like I gave you, I don't need many, just some i can look at for myself. Louis CK still having a career is a popular example of people being 'cancelled' and still making money. Edit: Didn't read this section properly, "That's like saying if someone assaults you then it doesn't count if what they did will heal. It doesn't mean it didn't happen and it doesn't make the person that did it any less at fault." firstly I don't think being called out on twitter for something shitty you did is analogous or comparable to being assaulted physically for something shitty you did, and in either case, how you view this situation still depends on how true those bad things are and how shitty the thing that happened to you was.


    C. If you still have the capacity to come back independently, then your point is moot isn't it? the 'cancelling' wasnt good enough because they've grown beyond the need for a corporate sponsor even with that factor. Maybe this isn't entirely true for the person you have in mind when speaking about this but I can't know what you know when we talk in the abstract like that.

    D.... B....

    I love how I find you on Spotify and immediately know you have a YouTube channel 😂

    D.... B....

    @Dan Bull hey can you make a rap song about the game Splinter Cell? You've made 2 songs about Hitman and lots of games, but you never made one for Splinter Cell.

    D.... B....

    I love ur raps!