Dan Bull - Rockstar (Post Malone Parody) Lyrics






Hahahaha
Rhino Tank God
Ayy, ayy

There's a few things that I wanna say
To the game company named Rockstar (-star, ayy)
I've been playing GTA since '98
So I've been down with you lot right from the start (the start)
When running over Hare Krishnas
Was rewarded with the sound "Gouranga!" (-ranga)
I learnt swearing thanks to you, if I hadn't
I'd still be saying "Gosh, darn" (gosh darn, [?], ayy, ayy)

Played the story mode of GTA V
Every day, all summer, got far (got far, ayy)
Then it glitched, I lost my progress, I was pissed
Had a face like a slapped arse (slapped arse, ayy)
Plus quit GTA Online 'cause hackers got free stuff
For which I got charged (got charged, ayy)
Wasted every penny of my money
On a Megalodon shark card (shark card)

There's some more stuff that I wanna say
To the game company named Rockstar (-star, ayy, ayy)
How come you don't bother using the face engine
You used in LA Noire? (-A Noire)
It was such a cool way to incorporate the faces
Of real actors (actors)
Their expressions were as entertaining
As when Jack Thompson got disbarred
He was so annoying, blaming all the violence on games
Saying GTA was the way murderers had been trained
Saying "I want it banned" (ayy, ayy)
Kind of like how you never made a PC Red Dead Redemption
And even despite the undeniable demand
You're disappointing the fans (yeah, ayy)

One final thing that I want to say
To the game company named Rockstar (-star)
Why you never made another Grand Theft Auto
That is set in London? (London)
Now you're based in New York, you forgot your humble roots
In Edinburgh (-burgh)
Or Dundee, I couldn't tell from my research
But definitely in Scotland (Scotland)

Is it bad that I just wanna hear a pedestrian
Shouting "tosser"? (tosser)
Swearing like a British person is at risk
Of becoming a lost art (lost art)
Wouldn't it be fun to hear the word "wanker"
More often in the pop charts? (pop charts)
That's currently the end of the list
Of things I want to say to Rockstar (-star)

I'm singing the same melody as before
But transposed by an octave (-ave)
(Rockstar, Rockstar, Rockstar, Rockstar)





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  1. J.... ....

    Bet you’re happy the comment about Red Dead not being on PC aged the way it did.
    Love ya man.

  2. R.... W....

    Way better than the original.

  3. J.... B....

    Holy shit smashed it mate

  4. T.... ....

    Okay, but like... why does this actually look and sound real good tho

  5. s.... ....

    still love this rap. we love your content dan never give up 💗💗

  6. C.... -....

    Jajajaja :v

  7. e.... H....

    1:34 That relatable moment when ur drawing your sword to kill a bunch of people in suits that also have swords whilst ur high on LSD but forgot you're a fucking idiot

  8. e.... H....

    1:34 Mood

  9. P.... L....

    Spanish version please.

  10. S.... E....

    I come back to this song every month to pray for GTA 6 🙏

  11. T.... G....

    Awesome song dan keep it up

  12. G.... 5....

    هههههههه

  13. h.... ....

    They're waiting for the contraversy in American politics to die down before they make gta6 btw.

  14. P.... P....

    Genius!

  15. H.... I....

    hahahahahahah omy gad

  16. G.... W....

    Funny and true ! At last someone who dare to talk about the Rockstar online modes problems ! They simply lie to their customers.
    I was a huge fan from the beggining (yes, in 2D).
    But now the online modes of GTAV and RDR2 are more than disapointing, they are pure scam. Worst, they have become pay-to-win grindy Saints-Row-like sad jokes. You can't even play normally and have fun with friends because of the OPpressor mk2 and other futuristic vehicules used by teenage noob griefers. And you're forced to farm after you buy a building that costs you bills every ingame day. In a result, you can't find anyone for a simple battle or race mode because everyone has to farm the shit out of this "game". The economy is broken. And RDO is following the same path.

    I'm not against MICAHtransactions if it's good for the game and not pay-to-win, like Psyonix and CD-Projekt have done with Rocket League and The Witcher 3. Cosmetic or story based DLC's can be used to reward the good work of developpers that respect their customers.

    I am also shocked to read comments from teenagers as the game is forbidden to minors. But it's true : online I mostly find annoying children playing GTAO and RDO, burping, insulting, listening to rap music or shouting in their microphones. Does those parents offer them porn too ?

    Rockstar should be judged in court for selling games with an online mode that can't be proper used. This is illegal. Period.

  17. R.... V....

    Perfet música in favorite music

  18. W.... ....

    I'm singing the same melody as before but transposed by an octave hahahaha perfect

  19. M.... o....

    Fuck man

  20. q.... g....

    Hats off to ur hard work

  21. W.... D....

    Awesome 💥💣💢

  22. Z.... ....

    Knowing Post Malone, he loved this, if he saw it

  23. A.... S....

    *ketchup dispenser*

  24. L.... W....

    OMG I CANT BELIVE THIS

  25. �.... �....

    Это кароче DK зарубежный

  26. J.... w....

    Idk I dont really like this one.

  27. T.... A....

    *makes a rap about Rockstar*
    *doesnt mention Bully never getting a sequel*

    (Don't get me wrong, I loved this parody! I just... eugh. Rockstar seriously needs to get their stuff together.)

  28. F.... ....

    All the summer?!, I just finished the game in 2 days

  29. I.... S....

    Subbed AF, this is gold.

  30. f.... t....

    my friend thought this was the original song

  31. D.... ....

    Isdanbul

  32. D.... ....

    It's Dan Bull from Instanbul.

  33. �.... ....

    what about bully 2?

  34. P.... T....

    *T O S S E R*

  35. S.... ....

    *Ok so how many ketchup bottles you wasted?*

  36. S.... S....

    Beautiful

  37. T.... L....

    *gta sa <3*

  38. b.... ....

    Dope rockstar

  39. A.... 9....

    RED. DEAD. REDEMPTION.

  40. J.... d....

    there making a new gta gta6

  41. 1.... i....

    I can't be the only one who Thinks post is really over rated

  42. O.... k....

    wtf is the mood of pooring this thing on ur head

  43. L.... M....

    this should have soooo many more likes

  44. L.... M....

    this is the first time i have heard this WHY lol this is awesome

  45. W.... X....

    Yo this song was tight like the rap completely fit with the original beat and mix I loved it Rockstar is the best shoutout to Post Malone for making this song Dan Bull killed it hard.

  46. F.... C....

    Tfw he looks good in a suit

  47. �.... ....

    this is good, and funny somehow

  48. E.... T....

    OMG YES DOWNLOADING IT

  49. T.... T....

    Here everyday

  50. J.... M....

    i prefer this version any day.

  51. S.... T....

    0:22 that DRIVER game :'(

  52. r.... H....

    For kids!

  53. T.... T....

    Make more tunes like this

  54. T.... T....

    He got fat

  55. E.... t....

    This is lit

  56. G.... ?....

    let's
    go
    bowling
    niko

  57. A.... S....

    post malone is the only trap artist I like and this is very good

  58. T.... ....

    man, you really wore out your shoehorn on these lyrics lol. still good tho

  59. E.... O....

    This is too dope.

  60. W.... ....

    Fucking briljant

  61. M.... 2....

    The reason a gta can't take place in the UK is because you guys don't have guns.

  62. k.... t....

    Yes, rockstar north is based in Edinburgh, i live not far from the base.

  63. M.... T....

    Rockstar Games have changed so much it's not even funny and not all of it is positive matter of fact the majority of it's negative

  64. M.... v....

    Everyday all summer? I finished gta 5 campaign in like 3 days xd

  65. S.... ....

    Too many verses, and some and the cocain on the table part is in the wrong place. But pretty good.

  66. I.... F....

    omg he looked like James Corden on the throne

  67. L.... B....

    That was awesome!

    Love you Dan you're awesome bro🔥

  68. J.... G....

    Yes Gta6 London NOW PLS

  69. Z.... S....

    Someone needs to tweet this toward Post!! He’d probably approve haha!!

  70. k.... c....

    It's a cool song but I can't handle that accent it's so cringy

  71. T.... C....

    Hey kinda looks like corl

  72. W.... W....

    ,,Rockstar'' for Nerds xD

  73. K.... C....

    "then it glitched I lost my progress I was pissed had a face like a slapped arse" that bit made me laugh the most

  74. G.... R....

    Definitely a lot better than that original.

  75. B.... ....

    what is this

  76. J.... K....

    chringe my dude

  77. M.... S....

    why???😓😒

  78. s.... ....

    You remind me of Weird Al..Who makes parodies that don't take direct shots at the original artist. I respect that Dan, good work

  79. W.... ....

    Rockstar games put their location based on high crime. The UK doesn't have much crime compare to america.

  80. B.... B....

    Rockstar didn't use the facial engine because it's not theirs, they did not develop L.A noire team bondi did. Rockstar only published.

    Sorry to be buzzkill but I hate misinformation.

  81. F.... P....

    I think Rockstar deserves a little bit more of critcism towards GTA Online. But anyways, nice video as always, Dan!

    F.... P....

    Fabio Pimentel moron

  82. B.... L....

    i personally think you couldve done way better, that's not meant as an insult, but as a compliment. like u make such great songs and this one was kinda bad

  83. A.... H....

    Hella fire

  84. E.... M....

    Hello Istanbul.

  85. S.... ....

    THANK YOU

  86. D.... ....

    minecraft parodie next

  87. C.... ....

    Better then original

  88. X.... ....

    Shit! Looks ridiclous 😂

  89. B.... F....

    Tosser!!

  90. C.... ....

    this is actualy sick:)

  91. D.... ....

    Post is a gamer...he'll love it!!

  92. f.... ....

    Jesus fuck this was funny as fuck and amazing

  93. D.... ....

    Lol I love it!

  94. D.... B....

    Ayy this song is now on Spotify ayy! https://open.spotify.com/album/1iD9Xf2lJAtuUJRo9n38AT

    D.... B....

    Dan Bull British swearing isn’t becoming a lost art. Come to Australia. We say it a fair bit

    D.... B....

    did you actually cut yourself by accident?

    D.... B....

    DAAAAN, did you actually cut yourself at 1:34?

    D.... B....

    But why do you have a 12 car garage but only have 6 cars?

    D.... B....

    I know this is an extremely random comment but...That suit looks amazing on you! That shade of blue is great for you and really makes your eyes stand out. Also, amazing song; I despise the original but have listened to this one at least 20 times.