Dan Bull - Return To Skyrim Lyrics






By the nine, it's been five long years since I've come here
So I think I'm perfectly entitled to cry one tear
And now I want beer
And I need a mead and thanks to this bucket we don't have to buy one here
I've just baked up a fresh batch of sweetrolls, would you like one dear?
I should head back to my Hearthfire before the Dawnguard start lecturing
But my belly's full and inventory's empty so we'd better get adventuring
Pick up a weapon
Then pick a direction
Then pick a dungeon that we're entering
No fast travel, just treasuring every texture that's rendering
Quest:
Reliving our memories and carving out some new ones
With newer and shinier hardware you can do whatever you want
Is it just me or have mods made this world change in odd ways
My frosty droplets of snot are thawed under the God rays
They drip in the mountain water, glistening
Trickling sounds are sort of twinkling
Rippling out I'm sure if you're listening
Your hair's on end and your pores are tingling
My legacy, odyssey, elegy, prophecy's better than ever
You're probably getting euphoric and wobbly
In bed in pyjamas
But it feels like ebony armor
It's Godly
I am the Dragonborn and thus I'm dragging you back to my birthplace
I've got unfinished business, I never did the main quest in the first place
So many side missions, civil wars, guilds and factions
How can I ever 100% a game that filled with distractions
Refractions and reflections
Weapon sets and plant collections
Never ending
Harry... uh, Harry
Pants
Erection





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  1. S.... ....

    sheesh... a man can't even raise his sword nowadays...

  2. D.... I....

    Best rap ever

  3. G.... G....

    Anyone want to travel to Skyrim in ESO with me?

  4. B.... E....

    Yo anyone here?

  5. G.... G....

    I guess he took an Arrow in the knee

  6. N.... S....

    0:46 Edna Mode: “NO CAPES!”

  7. D.... P....

    "I never did the main quest in the first place"
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    ...
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    ...
    There's a main quest?

  8. B.... ....

    1:11 controller aint even on.

  9. A.... R....

    Beautiful experiences never cease..

  10. s.... S....

    Harry Harry

  11. A.... P....

    Awe-some

  12. o.... k....

    This ain't morrowind

  13. T.... E....

    Is there an Irish equivalent to Harry partridge?

  14. T.... E....

    They're actually called barrows.....not dungeons

  15. S.... R....

    I was once a adventurer like you.. Until I took a arrow to the knee. I have been playing it for 7 years!

  16. d.... k....

    Skyrim is amazing and game favorite

  17. K.... L....

    Lowkey this made me emotional.

  18. A.... S....

    Take the Stormcloak Side of the Civil War!

  19. D.... d....

    Dayum the more time progress Skyrim will STAY THE GAME OF THE YEAR FOREVER

  20. T.... N....

    If I kill a dragon? I’m going to hang that dragon head on my wall.

  21. T.... N....

    Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  22. T.... N....

    That’s the penis

  23. F.... ....

    and now this video is finally possible! SKYRIM TOGETHER BITCHES!

  24. M.... C....

    But oblivion has better dialouge..

  25. T.... G....

    Harry 1:02 -1:08

  26. H.... ....

    *Skyrim Togther!!!!!* CO-OP MOD !!!!

  27. M.... ....

    Wait. There is a main quest?

  28. J.... B....

    "How can I ever 100% a game FILLED with destractions" If ES VI ISNT LIKE THIS IMMA BE DONE WITH BSDA

  29. T.... 3....

    Harry should really do an react video to elders scrolls 6 like he did when he animated his reaction to elder scrolls 5 teaser trailer

  30. C.... T....

    Why was Harry's dick sticking out?

  31. g.... ....

    Me in the Fallout 76 beta.

  32. T.... ....

    0:47
    *NO CAPES*

  33. A.... ....

    Why am i so upset you used elven armor and not ebony?

  34. B.... N....

    i never did the main qwest in the first place love that line and haryy harry pants ercstoin

  35. B.... C....

    the pc at 0:54 looks like a hot wheels car

  36. E.... W....

    This,IS FREAKING AWESOME!!!!

  37. D.... T....

    1:10 The controller is off.

  38. m.... l....

    am i the only 1 ho saw on 1,40 somewone faling down

  39. C.... P....

    That freestyle tho

  40. m.... t....

    I bet skyrim multiplayer is better than elder scrolls online if it was made

  41. C.... 4....

    I wish harry would make Elderscrolls comics

  42. S.... ....

    Skyrim online

  43. I.... F....

    This video is my reaction to Nintendo switch skyrim

  44. m.... ....

    You can't fast travel with enemies near bye...

  45. e.... g....

    The ending though XD

  46. c.... B....

    I want Dan's at armor as a mod

  47. 2.... ....

    How do u dislike this?

  48. H.... ....

    1:11 the controller isn't even on -_-

  49. C.... 4....

    U just the coolest Rapper on earth brother, fuck Eminem .

  50. S.... 1....

    The nostalgia of the Christmas of 2016

  51. R.... L....

    The Elder Scrolls 6? Mmmmmm? mmmmmmmmmm?

  52. B.... ....

    Get ready for TES 6!!!

  53. c.... p....

    now for TES6

  54. C.... S....

    Watching this masterpiece in honour of TES VI!!!

  55. D.... M....

    IT'S HAPPENING!

  56. B.... G....

    waiting...

  57. A.... 4....

    Now you need a new one for 6

  58. T.... P....

    These lyrics suck a**

  59. A.... ....

    The "I am the Dragonborn" in all of these raps are always like a milestone every time he says it. First: "I am the dragonborn, wearing a hat with bad ass horns. I'm dovahkiin, known globally, you're nobody at all." Here we see the great bull tapping into his innate abilities as one of the Dovah. The second rap: "I am the dragonborn, I STILL wear the hat with bad ass horns, I've fought swarms of forsworn hordes and now, I'm after more." Here the bull has become immensely stronger, the power of his Thu'um only rivaled by those of lesser Dovah. Next: "Miraax? He's dragonborn, but he lacks these bad ass horns -- ANDCANHESPITARECORDOFASYLABLEAMILLISECOND?! I really don't reckon he can at all." Even Miraax, Another Dovahiin, could not stand up to the mighty power of the Great Bull's Thu'um. And now, finally, after many years lost to history in a quest to become the Ultimate Thu'um, Dovahkiin returns. "I am the Dragonborn, and thus, I'm draggin' you back to my birthplace, I've got unfinished buisness, I never did the main quest in the first place." Here we see the prophetic image of Dovahthur incarnate as forseen by Paarthanaax, through the Elder Scrolls. This shows and explains why the Master of the Thu'um had inexplicably disappeared for 5 years

  60. D.... ....

    Nobody talking about the Hot wheels computer

  61. D.... B....

    I LOVE SKYRIM

  62. T.... ....

    returning today.

  63. R.... ....

    YET STILL NO FUCK ING COOP

  64. S.... B....

    Anyone else notice the 333 mhz celeron hotwbeels edition too?

  65. E.... R....

    His controller wasn't even on XD

  66. J.... ....

    So you're telling me that's partridge real life penis size

  67. K.... ....

    That moment when you realise the last frame of animation has all the male characters with erections xD

  68. s.... p....

    I forgot to mention Harry's forearm sized penis before

  69. F.... p....

    Watching this while playing Skyrim I am in bleak falls barrow

  70. I.... a....

    FOR THE EMPIRE.and if you look closely, harry and dan agree.

  71. O.... T....

    Hell yeah

  72. z.... s....

    Make a video of Skyrim for switch

  73. K.... P....

    Already over a year old

  74. A.... ....

    this is really well done

  75. B.... G....

    My brain just blew up because of this rap !!!!!!

  76. D.... M....

    This got recommended to me... Too bad I can't fucking play with my friends in Skyrim!!! Thanks Bethesda.

  77. S.... ....

    something something god rays.
    I can't make heads or tails of what that line says.

  78. T.... 0....

    Damm a year has passed since this case out

  79. A.... ....

    I would love to play Skyrim with a friend

  80. T.... 2....

    My god the end still gets me every time.

  81. S.... ....

    Boners in the Ende. Boners everywhere.

  82. C.... S....

    Can we please have the instrumental version to this?!?!?!

  83. C.... I....

    Why the fuck did everybody got an erection in the end

  84. J.... P....

    This makes Skyrim trash

  85. T.... M....

    Skyrim the first game I devoted over 100 hours on I love this game in a special place in my heart

  86. S.... C....

    that ending tho XD

  87. S.... ....

    But the horns... you never said anything about the badass horns!!!

  88. F.... ....

    Erection

  89. F.... ....

    I was harry when I heard bout skyrim special edition

  90. S.... C....

    Поганое убожество... Сколько ещё переизданий нас ждёт? Надеюсь беседка ему хотя бы заплатила за эту рекламу.

  91. M.... ....

    Hah it's been two years, and I'm hoping and praying that we get that Skyrim ""trap"" remix that's playing once the fight begins for them. That would be Really cool..

  92. L.... ....

    awesome

  93. d.... v....

    Harry is being a little generous with the erection isn't he?

  94. k.... ....

    This is the best!! And it makes me wonder when the song about Skyrim VR is coming....XD you haven't experienced Skyrim till you experience it in VR!!

  95. B.... G....

    Yeah boiiii

  96. G.... G....

    alguien de Chile ?

    G.... G....

    ?????? ?????? Uruguay aca

  97. O.... L....

    tried to cram too much crap into the time given. sucks compared to the Skyrim song.

  98. G.... ....

    Holy shit this made me realize how much this games needs full on Bethasda developed multiplayer

  99. G.... C....

    the end tho.