Dan Bull - Plants vs. Zombies Lyrics






[Player:]
Hey, what's happening, Z?
What's that, you're battling me?
Well actually
You're about to meet my Gatling Pea
I send you back to sleep;
You can come and take a dirt nap with me

[Zombies:]
You must be low on chloroplasts
Because your raps are weak
I'm causing a solar eclipse
For the whole of your clique
So nobody's growing an inch
'Til I roll over you:
Pins
You've got all the greens, roots, and pea shooters
So it's kind of ironic that your efforts seem fruitless
We're Zombies!
Yeah, you better be very scared of us
Because, just for you, we're temporarily vegetarians

[Player:]
Yeah but comparing plants vs zombies
Is apples and oranges...

[Zombies:]
That's cos we're opposites:
Capitalists and Communists-

[Player:]
-Capulets and Montagues
Come on, just be honest, dude!
You can't do half the practical shit that Monty Don could do
I'm the sweetest glucose producer
The yonkers of conkers
Odd Fuschia
Bring your whole ground force
I mow down foes
True to my roots, so don't doubt I won't go down low

[Zombies:]
Oh, Wow, Whoa!
The grass is always greener

[Player:]
Don't doubt, yo!

[Zombies:]
My raps is always meaner
Baseball star wth my face all scarred
I will raid your garden and take your car-
And by car I mean brains
But brains didn't rhyme
That's why I said that I would take your car
Mate, I'm a Gar...
...Gantuar

[Player:]
Really? I was thinking what a wanker you are

[Zombies:]
(Hey!)

[Together:]
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!

[Zombies:]
(Seriously, Zombies are the best)

[Player:]
Hit you with mushrooms
Pow!
Leave a mushroom cloud
That's one fewer task that I must do now
Feel the flower power of my Power Flower
Our powers combined will keep you routed for hours
The Jack Bauer of flowers
Attack towers, I'll clout you!
I smack cowboys and doubters
Pirates and parrots
Keep them out of my house!
Raa!

[Zombies:]
Ha haha ha!
Man, I laugh at your ballads
Hmm, what's on the menu?
I think I'm having a salad
Traverse your Astroturf
'Til the dirt is a path and I'll prove
I'm the top rapper in the Popcap back catalogue, Dude
(Yay!)

[Player:]
When you all attacked I'd have thought you must be insane
If it weren't for the mutual lack of a functioning brain
It ain't wise to go against the grain
I'm a thorn in your side causing no end of pain

[Zombies:]
It's a joke you think your flowers are powerful
(Ha Ha)
You know the Tower Defence
I know the Tau of War
(Whoa!)

[Player:]
That's a lie, that's a lie
You're just cadavers in morgues

[Zombies:]
But you could even be defeated by a shambling corpse
(Ooohh)

[Together:]
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!

[Zombies:]
(Ooohh)
Call me a bonehead
Cause you can see the bone in my head
Call me a Cone Head
Because I put a cone on my head
(Yeah)
I don't need to be clever
My lines are so nice, check it
URRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH
We're kind of concise
And I'm not entirely sure
Why there are hordes of violent corpses
At the side of the lawn either
But we are inclined to use force

[Player:]
Well I'd say that you brainless failures
Were a pain in the anus
But that ain't the way that I do away with my waste, cuz
If you ain't hearing this
I make you face my acespearagus
There ain't a way that I can make it clearer than this:
Liches should know
I ditch the bitches and hoes
For ditches and hoes
And so I'm soaking you pricks with my hose

[Zombies:]
HA!
I'll murderize you
You're in deep shit now:
Fertilizer
I'll chow down on your hard fiber into my carcass
Cause it's harvest time and I'm the combine harvester

[Player:]
Nah, man, I'm sick, bruh
Fam, I spit bars
Like Alan Titchmarsh
If he had a kid with Rick Ross
Me, I'm boasting on bumping beats
'Bout roasting you punks like pumpkin seeds
Me?
Hard Nut

[Zombies:]
You?
Bars suck!
Plants?

[Player:]
Champs
Zombies
Hard luck

[Together:]
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!

[Zombies:]
(Don't forget the Zombies)

[Together:]
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!

[Zombies:]
(Yeah, Zombies, Woo!)

[Together:]
Zombies!
Plants vs Zombies!

[Zombies:]
(UUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH)





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  1. T.... C....

    You did pretty good with this
    Saying that this is the greatest game series ever
    (I’m my opinion)

  2. L.... P....

    5 out of 10 for the rap battle :) PvZ
    🙄

  3. J.... P....

    UGH NO RAP

  4. _.... #....

    Brainzzzz

  5. M.... A....

    Oh God, the puns. They’re beetiful

  6. A.... A....

    I don't know how I missed this back in the day, but I got to do a little work on PvZ games and this made me grin like a fool.

    A.... A....

    I keep racking my brain how I missed this track and the train of Dan Bull enthusiasm for undead versus grains.

  7. p.... i....

    2018 anyone?

  8. d.... K....

    so, who want to make plants vs zombies 4

  9. M.... T....

    Zombies win

  10. i.... t....

    кто русский лайк

  11. Z.... I....

    Boy in a band of zombies.

  12. L.... 6....

    This is pure shit I want to commit suicide so fucking bad just because of this putrid trash

  13. S.... ....

    Nostalgia...

  14. k.... c....

    his fierst video http://ecut.io/po4EeHNg

    k.... c....

    !!!!!!!!!!!@@@@!!!!!!!!

  15. s.... s....

    Is he talking about plants vs zombies 2 well I have it I'm getting the first one

  16. D.... j....

    Poooooop

  17. E.... M....

    zfdxscscsgdcaxaxas

  18. E.... M....

    dfdf cdcd cc ccfddss

    E.... M....

    dsxvdxxx

    E.... M....

    ASDFGHJKLQETYIOPZXC CBN.

    E.... M....

    ASDFGHJKLQETYIOPZXC.

    E.... M....

    ASDFGHJKQQWERTYUUIP

    E.... M....

    ASDFGHJKLZXVBNMQWETRYUIOP.

  19. M.... B....

    I swear to god I hear Minx....

  20. y.... ....

    esta cancion esta muy buena cada año deben ases aci

  21. a.... n....

    Lo me de lo mejor

  22. B.... C....

    i expected that Dave would be a plant but he is really good for representing a zombie with his pale complexion and hair

  23. E.... M....

    Do mortal combat vs street fighter

  24. A.... M....

    4:04 song not found.

  25. k.... g....

    I say mom the hamster to my mom and she says mouse

  26. R.... B....

    make a gta v rap

  27. a.... e....

    plants wins

  28. j.... z....

    boyinaband won

  29. E.... V....

    yyyyyyyyy

  30. J.... M....

    Why am I here I don't even like PvZ

  31. T.... ....

    Man this was great! xD

  32. v.... ....

    The 3D plants are so adorable xD

    Great vid too

  33. K.... ....

    Nice. Can't stop replaying.

  34. S.... t....

    in the thumbnail dan kinda looks like trump, no offence, just pointing it out.

    S.... t....

    Lmao exactly what I thought!

    S.... t....

    jack bland how would he be offended

  35. G.... T....

    Did Minx throw her voice in as a zombie? I swear I can hear her.

  36. O.... ....

    Who else thought the plants in the fridge were adorable!!!!

  37. W.... T....

    PLANTS WON HANDS DOWN

  38. J.... L....

    Danbull make more videos

  39. M.... ....

    Dan should really update is links, I mean this songs available on iTunes for awhile

  40. r.... L....

    Plants i like
    plants

  41. c.... c....

    bueno él musical😆😆😊

  42. �.... ....

    DO THE TEAM FORTRESS 2 RAP!!!!!!

    �.... ....

    that'd be amazing. he'd have to do the classes out of order because the scoud would have to rap really fast, and the pyro would just mumble with lyrics

  43. M.... C....

    /dann bull is best raper

  44. R.... ....

    What was the 3D animation used? Could somebody link me to it?

    R.... ....

    Thanks ^-^

  45. B.... N....

    hello, i am from Vietnam😊😊

    B.... N....

    No one gives a shit

    B.... N....

    +Jonathan medeiros (Star-Lord) HA

    B.... N....

    rekt +ha hoang

  46. J.... L....

    why do you look like beastboy

  47. K.... K....

    Just cringey at the zombies rap i don't like it sorry :(

  48. I.... S....

    platn win

  49. C.... ....

    2:44 anus *snickers*

  50. C.... ....

    Boyinaband sounds like stewie girffin
    *Imagines stewie in hip hop gear*
    *shivers*

  51. I.... L....

    I like the Garden warFare 2 better and JTsinama is better than this chek it Out ITS AWSOMER THAN THIS!

    I.... L....

    It's a okay game

  52. e.... g....

    mfffffffhahaha mushrroom cloud

  53. M.... W....

    barzzzz!!!!!!!!

  54. G.... ....

    The image for video looks like a zombie vs British Hulk

    G.... ....

    U made my day

    G.... ....

    so not the green giant?

  55. �.... �....

    шняга

  56. G.... ....

    I used to play the shit out of this game when I was a wee lad.

  57. L.... G....

    Fakin Dan bull bich

  58. X.... t....

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  60. L.... 1....

    Dan was better

  61. t.... ....

    I get it plants vs zombies the game name and its a rap battle

  62. r.... e....

    do another rap battle chomper vs gargantuar

  63. L.... 1....

    A lot of puns

  64. T.... G....

    Everything up to the first chorus, with the power of Google translate(P.S. 0% copy and paste, and yes, I tried... :(  ):Hey, how is this going, Z 'me what type? Ah in fact you want to meet my Gatling beans. I put it back to sleep. You cane come with me, dirt nap.You should be a little awkward chloroplast low. I make the whole gang eclipse until it wrapped several pins does not increase one inch. You put all these vegetables, roots and air guns, so it is somewhat ironic that all the efforts seemed futile. We are the Zombies! Yes, you'd better be very afraid of us because we are vegetarian just for you temporary. Yes,  the plants against zombies comparing apples to oranges. This is because, on the contrary, capitalists and communists.Capulet and Montague, to be honest man. You can not do that Mengdi Tang dog feces implementation can be done in half. I was the sweetest sugar manufacturers. Brown Yorkers. Odd purple. The army cut all enemies. True to my roots, certainly will not spend. Oh, oh wow!Do not hesitate a (< I have no idea how this came out of: "don't doubt yo")I'm always a bad rap. Baseballs star face with all my scars. I will attack your garden and pick up the car. I mean running the brain, but he brain does not rhyme. So, I said, I take the car. MATE'm huge. Really? I thought how stupid you are.

    T.... G....

    What even is life?

    T.... G....

    Wow, forgot that I did this :P This took way to much time for what it's worth.

  65. R.... 9....

    wow NAIC song battle

  66. V.... R....

    Baseball star with my face all scarred,
    I will raid your garden and take your car,
    And by car I meant brains... but brains didn't rhyme...
    That's why I said that I would take your car...
    ... fucking brilliant dude... well played...

  67. M.... R....

    soy el único suscriptor de danbull español

  68. A.... ....

    Am I the only one who thinks the second plats vs zombies game ruined it?

    A.... ....

    I thought the same planets vs zombies 1 was the best

  69. C.... V....

    It was ok

  70. L.... M....

    fucking awesome game nothing like playing foot soldier and launching a rocket at a rooted sunflower or peashooter turned away from you then watch them rage

  71. W.... y....

    In a grave mood today, Dan?

  72. R.... N....

    I didnt like this song at first, but it's growing on me

    R.... N....

    Badum pshhhh

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    Fuck your copy and paste, cretin.

    C.... ....

    @Tyson XLordOfPuncakeX
    PASTE BEFORE COPY

  74. B.... P....

    I love this. I'm loving this channel. I say. he got rap skills. I wanna be friends with him

  75. J.... ....

    make a how to rap tutorial

  76. J.... B....

    sick songs hope u do more
    😃😃😃

  77. S.... ....

    Hrd-Nut? Aceperagus? *Sigh* I miss PvZ Adventures..

  78. G.... Y....

    +Dan Bull
    Hey Dan, I'm thinking of doing a cover on this song with my brother, I was just wondering so I don't get copyright, I will give you credit for the song, but just to be sure is it ok if I do the cover?

  79. m.... ....

    ey dan is there an instrumental i realy want to make a cover

  80. M.... ....

    Okay, I'm sorry...
    Now I'm imagining Phat Beet (or Tile Turnip, either or) and DJ Zom-B Preforming this rap battle...
    No seriously, someone do this.

  81. z.... ....

    Yes. All the yes.

  82. T.... F....

    Seems highly influenced by Watkin Tudor Jones <3

  83. T.... F....

    bars bars bars bars bars bars

  84. M.... ....

    CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY I CANT SEE THE LYRICS? IT DOES THIS FOR ALMOST EVERY VIDEO! ITS NOT THAT THEY DONT SHOW UP, THEYRE JUST TOO LOW

  85. Z.... T....

    Heck yeah this sounds good :)

  86. S.... H....

    And when they said "When you all attacked I thought you must be insane if it wasn't for the mutual lack of a functioning brain". Those plants are living the Thug life.🚬

  87. S.... H....

    The Plants definitely won when they said "Capulets and Montague's ,come on just be honest dude ,you do half the practical shit that Monty Don could do.". 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😄

  88. T.... H....

    My friend thought u sound like a girl but I dont :)

  89. t.... m....

    More lyric or satiric coming anytime soon?