Dan Bull - Monopoly Money Lyrics






[Intro:]
Me? I rap about games!
Yeah, we've gathered that by now
Who said I can't rap about board games, bruv
Somebody... presumably
Keepin' it old school, init bruv?
Yes it is
Check it!
Ch-check it...

[Verse 1:]
I'm not a property magnate
I'm a property magnet
Your offers, I'm knocking them back quick
As if I'm popping a tablet
Not stopping 'til I've got in the last bid
I splash quids side to side like my ad libs
Damn rich! Made of bread like a sandwich
Six figure plus cash sums are my language
Turning every opportunity to my advantage
So I can afford anything I've ever fancied
Shh! Here's an advanced tip to fill up your bank quick
Buy everything you fricking can while you're in transit
Take out the other gangs quick, bloods and crips
Make their bank balance even tighter than your hand grips
Fingers clamp tipped like a titanium vice when I'm shaking the dice
You didn't take my advice and I'm not saying it twice
Alright, I'm saying it twice
I'm bankrupting you so say your goodbyes
Uhh

[Bridge:]
Do not pass Go
And do not collect $200

[Hook:]
I'm a cataclysm of capitalism
Stacking the dividends as I rap on the rhythm
I'm lacking humility, never lacking in income
This isn't a city, it's a kingdom
I got dat Monopoly money
You're not going to take my property from me
I got dat Monopoly money
You're not going to take my property from me

[Verse 2:]
I'm not going to lie; the Monopoly guy
Looks impossibly fly in a top hat, moustache and a tie
I properly rock at Monopoly
You're probably not going to topple me
Even if your house burned down it wouldn't be hot property
Got money on my mind, I might require a lobotomy
I'm all about the green and I'm not discussing botany
But ruck with me and I might need to lick some broccoli
You're economically unsound like an art degree
My pocket's deep enough to feed everyone sleeping rough
But you don't beat the competition treating poverty
I'm really sorry that there's people that aren't eating properly
I acknowledge it's a problem, but not for me
What, you really think I'd know how to play fair?
When I was raised in a hotel on Mayfair?
I'd prefer to stay here, you can stay there
But as you're passing by, you'd better pay the fare

[Hook:]
I'm a cataclysm of capitalism
Stacking the dividends as I rap on the rhythm
I'm lacking humility, never lacking in income
This isn't a city, it's a kingdom
Monopoly. Hot property
I am Dan Bull and I rock a beat
Monopoly. Hot property
I am Dan Bull and I rock a beat

[Outro:]
Has anyone ever actually finished a Monopoly game
Without overturning the board and throwing little buildings everywhere?
Not me... Not me
Consoles? You're next





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  1. M.... R....

    Still my fave!

  2. m.... E....

    copyright ?

  3. J.... I....

    I'm not a property magnate, I'm a property magnet, your offers, I'm knocking 'em back quick as if I'm popping a tablet - Dan Bull, circa 2014

  4. t.... h....

    Rip cat 1:39

  5. Z.... D....

    Won a game of monopoly

  6. L.... L....

    This song is my spirit animal.

  7. S.... P....

    do one about chess

  8. C.... i....

    monopoly as a video game... boodle genus

  9. M.... ....

    The fact he says dollars in this instead of pounds bothers me more than it should.

  10. J.... ....

    Where do i play?

  11. M.... K....

    I still blast this on my speakers and all other older or newer songs of yours Dan. I have been a huge fan for years!

  12. K.... D....

    Is it just me or the words look like bioshock words

  13. J.... P....

    Dan Bull is the only one who can make a song about Monopoly that blew my subwoofer.

  14. p.... g....

    Me: we need socialism, the rich should help this in poverty

    Me(while playing monoply): sorry guys, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

  15. S.... B....

    Big Shaq?

  16. Y.... ....

    This video made me buy monopoly plus for ps4

  17. C.... ....

    2 of the 4 head sets that I broke, I broke them while listening to this song...

  18. L.... B....

    I would want to challenge Dan. I will win for sure.

  19. g.... ....

    You can't rap about board games bro

  20. C.... K....

    i have finished many games of monopoly and enjoyed every one

  21. G.... ....

    Without a doubt the best Monopoly rap I've ever heard.

  22. h.... ....

    Is this a console or pc monopoly game

  23. V.... Z....

    [Intro]
    Me? I rap about games!
    (Yeah, we've gathered that by now)
    Who said I can't rap about board games, bro
    (Somebody, presumably)
    Keepin' it old school, innit bro?
    (Yes it is)
    Check it!
    (Ch-check it...)

    [Verse 1]
    I'm not a property magnate
    I'm a property magnet
    Your offers, I'm knocking them back quick
    As if I'm popping a tablet
    Not stopping 'til I've got in the last bid
    I splash quids side to side like my ad libs
    Damn rich! Made of bread like a sandwich
    Six figure plus cash sums are my language
    Turning every opportunity to my advantage
    So I can afford anything I've ever fancied
    Shh! Here's an advanced tip to fill up your bank quick
    Buy everything you fricking can while you're in transit
    Take out the other gangs quick, bloods and crips
    Make their bank balance even tighter than your hand grips
    Fingers clamp tipped like a titanium vice when I'm shaking the dice
    You didn't take my advice and I'm not saying it twice
    Alright, I'm saying it twice
    I'm bankrupting you so say your goodbyes
    Uhh

    Do not pass Go
    And do not collect $200

    [Hook]
    I'm a cataclysm of capitalism
    Stacking the dividends as I rap on the rhythm
    I'm lacking humility, never lacking in income
    This isn't a city, it's a kingdom
    I got dat Monopoly money
    You're not going to take my property from me
    I got dat Monopoly money
    You're not going to take my property from me

    [Verse 2]
    I'm not going to lie; the Monopoly guy
    Looks impossibly fly in a top hat, moustache and a tie
    I properly rock at Monopoly
    You're probably not going to topple me
    Even if your house burned down it wouldn't be hot property
    Got money on my mind, I might require a lobotomy
    I'm all about the green and I'm not discussing botany
    But ruck with me and I might need to lick some broccoli
    You're economically unsound like an art degree
    My pocket's deep enough to feed everyone sleeping rough
    But you don't beat the competition treating poverty
    I'm really sorry that there's people that aren't eating properly
    I acknowledge it's a problem, but not for me
    What, you really think I'd know how to play fair?
    When I was raised in a hotel on Mayfair?
    I'd prefer to stay here, you can stay there
    But as you're passing by, you'd better pay the fare

    [Hook]
    I'm a cataclysm of capitalism
    Stacking the dividends as I rap on the rhythm
    I'm lacking humility, never lacking in income
    This isn't a city, it's a kingdom
    Monopoly. Hot property
    I am Dan Bull and I rock a beat
    Monopoly. Hot property
    I am Dan Bull and I rock a beat

    [Outro]
    Has anyone ever actually finished a Monopoly game
    Without overturning the board and throwing little buildings everywhere?
    Not me... Not me
    Consoles? You're next

  24. L.... d....

    "this isn't a city, it's a kingdom" do you understand now logan paul ?

  25. E.... 2....

    i was board from this

  26. C.... S....

    Bruh😆

  27. �.... t....

    A rap about games![Yeah we've got the by now]You said i can't rap about board games bro![Somebody, presumably(???)]Keeping it old school, bro?[Yes it is]Chweck it![Uh, check it]

  28. S.... V....

    It's insane. This is just insane. The lyricism is God damn crazy. I keep coming back here every year because I can't get enough of it. Dammit Dan you could murder the rap game if you wanted to.

  29. A.... ....

    good raper

    A.... ....

    Argy Guy he didn't rape anyone...

  30. P.... ....

    this video made me want to buy monopoly for PS4

  31. N.... N....

    ''console......your next''

  32. B.... ....

    Monopoly online? oh yeah i want to be stuck for 2 hours beating people TECHNOLOGY GOD BLESS

  33. a.... ....

    you know your a special rapper when you can make monopoly badass

  34. O.... 1....

    ...
    dosh?

    O.... 1....

    Lods o emone? Probly

  35. O.... R....

    this is brilliant. this beat really shows what my HUGE speakers can do.... they go very loud!!!!!!!!

  36. H.... ....

    I would never look at the subs while listening to that. Today I did, and all of a sudden "you are not gonna get my papa to front me" became "you are not gonna get my property from me". Lol, that makes so much more sense. #misheard lyrics

  37. U.... E....

    Who is Abonnet?

    U.... E....

    my longest Monopoly game lasted 7 years 5 months and 15 days, with 40 players, 20 monopoly games and 200 grand at risk

  38. L.... R....

    Dan Bull really can turn anything into a rap. Wow.

  39. M.... R....

    Still one of my favorites.

  40. T.... ....

    Seriously tho, anytime someone runs out of money when I'm playing monopoly with friends, they take out a 'loan' from the bank that they'll 'pay back'. THERE ARE NO FUCKING LOANS! YOU EITHER SELL PROPERTY OR GO BANKRUPT! GRRR!

    T.... ....

    You Mad

    T.... ....

    TheCraigadile ikr

  41. L.... M....

    This song needs a Instrumental...NOW!!!!!

  42. A.... R....

    What monopoly game is that?

    A.... R....

    The pc version made by ubisoft

    A.... R....

    Funny enough, that game is console exclusive and not for pc

  43. L.... B....

    A monopoly rap has no right to be this fucking dope

    L.... B....

    It has every right.

    L.... B....

    Luke Blondell IKR

  44. J.... S....

    Magic the gathering rap?

    J.... S....

    magic the rappening

  45. m.... c....

    I love this song

  46. e.... s....

    I always win so yeeaahh I love monopoly

  47. A.... m....

    smoke it and smashed it good song

  48. J.... M....

    I played a few games but that is because everyone else forfeited around hour one

  49. T.... G....

    Leave it to Dan to make a good rap about a board game

  50. B.... T....

    Liked because he referenced licking broccoli!

    B.... T....

    The heck is with that anyway? What does it even mean?

    B.... T....

    He did a video where he licked broccoli and made a ridiculous rap as if it sent him tripping.

    B.... T....

    Sai Prime AAAND the sequel is out.

  51. �.... �....

    Make an Uncharted rap. I'd love to see that.

  52. C.... b....

    wait you build hotels? xD lame
    you wanna win? don't build hotels. there's a rule that states a limit to green houses. 28 I think. once they're all out people have to pay for 5 houses in one fell swoop (making it impossible for other people to build pretty much) just a little tip :3

    C.... b....

    aha :')
    seriously though everyone will hate you :P

    C.... b....

    That's such an asshole move though..

    C.... b....

    there's a reason I almost never lose and everyone hates me :3

    C.... b....

    @Chris bromley-west I would get so pissed off if someone did that in a game..

    C.... b....

    used to do it on xbox live all the time but then my account got banned because I was modding on gta ;-;

  53. K.... ....

    Best song ever like!

  54. A.... S....

    I finished one

  55. Y.... ....

    put speed on 1.5 you're welcome

    Y.... ....

    what about speed 2?

    Y.... ....

    you're*

    Y.... ....

    @MoltenSkilzz yeah i blame my laptops shitty keyboard for not typing shit right

    Y.... ....

    You're still missing a ' and a E so that's bullshit :)@DiamondPro

  56. S.... ....

    Dan really likes mentioning broccoli! Great song and so true at the end.

  57. I.... ....

    I just noticed. I never finished a single monopoly game in my entire life...

  58. U.... P....

    'Rock with me and I might have to lick some broccoli.' Epic Dan! Just like your allergic reaction to broccoli.

  59. I.... A....

    another one dO-Ob

  60. N.... O....

    Trop cool

    N.... O....

    cool un français

    N.... O....

    a enfain

    N.... O....

    @Le Redstonnien :)

  61. K.... C....

    DAT flow...

  62. r.... a....

    klloolo

  63. m.... b....

    say lol if you ever finished a monopoly game. .



    no one awwww

  64. B.... B....

    you're milkin it m8

  65. T.... ....

    Am I the only one that caught the Dan and Phil reference at 1:51?

    T.... ....

    +Carolyn Sheldon Yes, because it wasn't.... It was a reference to himself, since his name is DAN bull :P

    T.... ....

    +Anthony/Risto97xz/Dasnyggin gaming I never posted this comment...? It's prob my cousin being a troll. Sorry abt that.

  66. j.... t....

    you do rock a beat

  67. Y.... ....

    every time me and friends play monopoly i say dont flip the board in a fit of rage but then again to flip the board on the console versions you have to throw the fucking tv out of the window

  68. e.... ....

    LUV THE BEAT !! SONG IS FIRE !!

  69. M.... P....

    the bass power IS OVER 9000!!!!!

  70. S.... H....

    i never knew what the monopily rap is and my dads name is sean henry and my name is bonnie henry.

  71. p.... ....

    2:29 "consoles, your next" the PC master race anthem :D

    p.... ....

    pilottroll i heard that too

  72. M.... K....

    I've finished one game. Never been more "board" in my life.

    M.... K....

    Michael K. Ohhh I get it!

    M.... K....

    *slow claps* now plz kill me

    M.... K....

    You'll be "Board" when your waiting in limbo while god decides whether that's considered a sin.

    M.... K....

    nice puny pun
    haha

  73. N.... ....

    I have this game to

  74. A.... G....

    You're economically unsound like an art degree nice one!

  75. U.... ....

    Board Game Masterrace! ;D

  76. H.... E....

    loved this rap it was amazing

  77. D.... S....

    Chuck norris win monopoly without turning the cubes

  78. R.... ....

    I beat monopoly once without raging.


    I robbed the bank.

    R.... ....

    @Maciek Panasiewicz
    what? it was just sitting there.

    R.... ....

    You must have had a good PAYDAY right

  79. c.... m....

    Its monopolies not dollars

  80. C.... L....

    This is freaking amazing. "The Bard's Secret" is still my favorite though! :)

  81. D.... D....

    Dan do farm ville

  82. J.... D....

    my mother my cousin and brother turned monopoly into freaking empire

  83. Z.... A....

    If you just listen to the first verse, you wouldn't know if it's about monopoly. That's awesome

  84. A.... L....

    Heh check it, best part of the song

  85. R.... N....

    I have played the full game at lest two or three times without throwing the game all over the room.

  86. V.... X....

    Sooooo that one part sounds exactly like a rap song named psycho and idk who it's by

  87. j.... ....

    I like this guy

  88. t.... m....

    Dan bull your the best rapper can u do one of rouge

  89. R.... M....

    What WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  90. P.... ....

    Somebody presumably.

  91. C.... ....

    Do a smash bros rap.
    please?

  92. J.... R....

    CRIP KILLA!!!!!!

  93. G.... ....

    Where are you from

  94. d.... d....

    make a agar.io rap

  95. M.... R....

    I seriously can't stop listening to this one, it's by far one of my favorites.

  96. J.... ....

    I love this rap its really good.