Dan Bull - Mass Effect Lyrics






Mass Effect
I'm Commander Shepard
The man with the method
To brandish a weapon
And then handle the geth with it
I'm an effortless hero
My rhymes shines brighter than Element Zero
Bringing more fire than Emperor Nero
It's the end of an era, yo!
There's something mysterious with Saren Arterius
Committing violence against Nihlus
I'm furious
I'll chase him from place to place
Base to base
Until we're face to face
I'm serious
From the Sirius Relay to Artemis Tau
I'll tighten the net, I'm not far from him now
I'll fight all the geth till that bastard is found
And leave his heart in the ground
I'm the southpaw outlaw scoundrel
Bringing down more tools than a whole ground force
Listen out now, fool
It's pretty damn doubtful
That I'll be sitting down with the Citadel Council
The Reapers are keen to bring about your downfall
So me and my team are about to flout laws
I'll introduce to the whole of my party
Garrus, Liara T'Soni and Tali
Wrex, Kaiden, Ashley, Joker, the Army
You roll with an asari
Older than Atari
A krogan that'll leave you cold within a heartbeat
My team's hotter than a stolen Ferrari
Can a volus go shoulder to shoulder with me?
Hardly
My ship's seen off more foes than a Somali's
So we're going on safari
To the far reaches, it'll be gnarly
Seeing stranger creations than Dalí
And breaking more faces than Arnie

Mass Effect 2
Blown to pieces
And reassembled
I don't believe this
It's bleeding mental
But then again, with these credentials
Can they be blamed for believin' me essential
I don't want to be nervously lunchin' with Cerberus
I'd prefer to be punchin' a journalist
Soupin' up all my guns for the skirmishes
In which I'll puncture the firmament
Permanent
I'm bringin' a lyrical Mass Effect
My skill it'd kill a million billion massive geth
Commander Shepard's formidable syllables
Hitting the pinnacle, it's a miracle
That commands mass respect
Incontestable, I'm a professional
But my new boss is less than respectable
So you better cover up your testicles
'Cause my next method's something of a spectacle
More fresh and raw
Than a vegetable
Coming from the underground
With the hunger of a Thresher Maw
I leave the rachni with a black eye
Slap pyjaks with a backhand
Never act nice
Rap lines sharper than cacti
Or the bite of a varren on a barren planet
Baptized in flame
Rise again
In fact, I'm insane
Providing pain, back from the afterlife
Packin' an appetite to invade
This ain't a drivin' range
But I'll leave you with eighteen holes
Inside of your brain
Like a Swiss cheese
Bitch, please
You'll disbelieve the manner in which I kick frees
Bringing Sci-Fi to your Hi-Fi
Is the highlight of your lifetime
With ease
This is just the beginning





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  1. K.... ....

    Фрост уже не тот...

  2. A.... I....

    Reignite podcast anyone

  3. S.... �....

    Still one of my favorites.

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    thumbnail is ass effect .. i see what you did there

  5. R.... S....

    Awesome rap

  6. C.... M....

    "Baptised in flame, rise again, in fact i'm insane."
    If you create a whole Track in that style, a little more serious than a computer game, it might be as motivational as Till I collapse!

  7. M.... ....

    The fact that I haven’t seen this until now makes me sad

  8. C.... V....

    1:32 my absolute favorite thing to do.

  9. C.... N....

    Still waiting for mass effect 3 verse

  10. H.... C....

    let's fuck up serin and his geth oh don't think the collectors are not gonna get an ass whooping

  11. N.... B....

    I thought this wouldn't be as good aa your newer raps.
    I was wrong!
    Great work Dan!

  12. H.... C....

    with danbulls help the reapers are screwed

  13. T.... B....

    haha you're such a knob 'ed. Wasn't expecting that ending.

  14. A.... V....

    not epic, legendary.

  15. B.... ....

    "Seeing stranger creations than Dali and breaking more faces than arnie."

  16. P.... ....

    dat ending do, lol good job bro

  17. r.... r....

    who thinks mass effect Andromeda is going to be crap without shepard?

  18. t.... ....

    Geth do not rap. Geth do not intentionally rap.

  19. H.... C....

    this game was the shit back then

  20. s.... ....

    Blergh. So much cringe. Kabuto the Python's Those Minerals is the original Mass Effect rap.

  21. S.... B....

    The fact that Mass Effect 3 wasn't on here just shows how utterly crap it was.
    The game, not the rap

  22. V.... S....

    Anyone else reached for the computer mouse when the Paragon Action symbol showed up?

  23. T.... T....

    another masterpiece from D.B. this is one of my new faves

  24. C.... N....

    it's been too long, I need the third part on this song, the fact that it ends on 2 annoys me now

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    now he'll do 3 and 4 tho and it'll probably be a longer video

  25. H.... C....

    killing geth so fun watching them get blown up brings me joy 😂

  26. i.... n....

    exelent rap!!! better than machinima´s

    i.... n....

    Machinima is shit

    i.... n....

    i agree, they just dont have that pazzazz that DB has

    i.... n....

    i agree, they just dont have that pazzazz that DB has

    i.... n....

    i agree

  27. S.... M....

    Mass Effect remains literally the greatest collection of video games I have ever played. Nothing else, but NOTHING, has ever come close. Has ever come within a billionth.
    And this, as always, is a perfectly fitting, and deserving piece of musical genius. Bravo.

  28. L.... T....

    Well I am not Commander Shepard , but this without doubt is my favorite song on the Citadel and the entire Extranet.

  29. H.... C....

    spiting out those versus at lighting speed

  30. L.... ....

    My name is commander shepherd and this is my favourite rap on the citadel

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    message Dan Bull for a discount sir!!

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    @hoang dung am I late to the discount?

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    @ruptured scrotum jezus, report to the ship as soon as possible..

    we'll bang, ok?

  31. T.... A....

    I love this song!

  32. l.... ....

    im sorry dan we cant intervene on a purely human matter

  33. B.... ....

    What is this I just found

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    Brilliance.

    B.... ....

    @***** Not new, just never knew this existed. Never thought of searching for it

  34. N.... G....

    mass effect 3 rap?

  35. s.... k....

    Nero never burned Rome, it was them darned Christians!

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    those pricks are the real bad guys

  36. V.... ....

    TALI IS BAE

  37. A.... H....

    I like the final :))))

  38. S.... F....

    Can anyone tell me what scene it is showing with the fast punching/epic beatdown? I keep thinking its thane krios, but i can't find the scene in another video

    S.... F....

    Its somewhere around 2:17 in this video

    S.... F....

    +Sendro Frost it's Thane from the cinematic trailer.

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    +V-Rex thank you.

    S.... F....

    +Sendro Frost No problem. I know I hate it when I want to know something and nobody replies

  39. D.... ....

    Mass Effect 3 Epic Rap when?

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    He'll probably do it with andromeda like he did with the fist and second, in one song

  40. D.... S....

    Am I the only one who saw the potential asteroid gun the mass relays could be? Total planetary annihilation with a large rock.

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    the rock would instantly be vaporised upon entering an atmosphere

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    +Meow Cat not if it's an asteroid. The krogan used to throw asteroids at turian planets during the war and it caused apocalyptic like damage.

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    +Meow Cat a large rock wiped out the dinosaurs.

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    why nnot launch a mass relay at a planet using a mass relay? or better, launch another fucking planet!!!

  41. J.... ....

    siiickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  42. M.... M....

    My name is in this song can you guess it?

    M.... M....

    +Dupstep against humanity [MagicMrBOSS] wrex ?

  43. R.... M....

    the first video I've ever seen from you and I think it was exactly 4 years ago too! ...but then after watching this I didn't find you for years and didn't even know you were the same person

  44. S.... V....

    i like this but i perfer jts

  45. P.... K....

    Oh shit I almost got blindsided, didn't expect ANY spoilers lol

  46. G.... B....

    I feel like the music to this rap could have easily been used to make a portal or portal 2 song

  47. D.... A....

    please Dan.. give us 3

  48. A.... K....

    2:53 The Reapers are attacking!

  49. D.... ....

    RIP plant

  50. Z.... B....

    It is my theory he'll do one for Andromeda in little over a year.

    Z.... B....

    Andromeda isn't getting released until March.

    Z.... B....

    Wtf....Andromeda has been in the works for a year...Wow...Couldn't that have waited till they were further in the development process to announce it...You know, for maximum hype at the time of release. Granted the hype is still real but...Bad marketing imo.

    Z.... B....

    Well shit. We got nothing.

  51. J.... L....

    Will there be a rap for ME3 before ME4 comes out? Or perchance a rap for ME3 and ME4 like you did this one?

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    +Auhsoj Lacy that wouldn't make sense as ME3 is from the same story as the previous two, and Andromeda or whatever it's called has a different story arc :B

  52. M.... B....

    Boo skullruncher is better than this crap

  53. M.... B....

    Boo!!! Jt Machinima is better than your crap Dan

    M.... B....

    are you high bra? machinima sucks

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    Geth do not use raps...they are a structural weakness.

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    +50ShadesofAli I smell a challenge for Dan Bull making the opposing side of this video from the perspective of the Geth.

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    or reapers because ya know geth arent actually opposing

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    ..... Geth do not intentionally use raps.

  55. S.... M....

    plant: ALLUAH AKBAR!

  56. R.... S....

    I love this game <3

  57. T.... ....

    I need to play this game again.

  58. D.... R....

    Dan, after three years this is still the best rap song of my life

  59. D.... P....

    I freaking love the Mass Effect Trilogy!!!! You make amazing songs!! Keep it up!!

  60. S.... ....

    why do people always spell kaidans name wrong? it's not hard. there's no e.

  61. P.... F....

    Plz do a rap for ME3

  62. T.... G....

    OMG 19,999th like! SO CLOSE!!!

  63. A.... H....

    I actually played Mass Effect because this rap made it look so cool, and its something ill never regret. Mass Effect was amazing, and It brings so much emotion! I'll never forgive myself for shooting Mordin tho :'(

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    In my playthrough Mordin sacrificed himself to release the Genophase. I'll have to go through it again. So many squad members died in my playthrough.

  64. A.... ....

    You don't have holes on a driving range dan...

  65. Y.... ....

    Now I want to play the ME games again .-.

  66. I.... D....

    Dan man... you are a straight lyrical beast.

  67. M.... ....

    Dan spits FIRE. x

  68. R.... T....

    Sooooo where's ME3?

    R.... T....

    @Zeref Dragneel the game wasnt out when this was made

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    @Mars Industries *sigh* I know that bobo, it's just ME3 has been out for so long and he hasn't even made it yet.

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    And this worst part is it says "this is just the beginning". I wish he would make the bit for 3, and rerelease it with the 3rd part added.

    R.... T....

    +Zeref Dragneel he was going to upload it but the ending wasn't good

    R.... T....

    +Zeref Dragneel He could be angry at the game. I mean it was a major fuckup.

  69. K.... M....

    Please tell me I'm not the only one who noticed Mass Effect 3 footage on the Mass Effect 2 verse

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    Kgetja Mamabolo the ending was not that good

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    Joseph Moore Mass Effect 3 was a really good game, then it got to the earth sequence

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    Thomas Kirkby and then it became an amazing game!

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    There's no ME3 verse as a matter of fact

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    ME2 Garrus, I miss you pal

  70. A.... B....

    that ending was so funny it was funny I had to like it

  71. �.... �....

    Subscribe and Like from Russia

  72. A.... ....

    You should do a dragon age inquisition rap

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    You're a month early. :p

  73. M.... ....

    That last part is so funny I'm so sharing this... there and there, Done, I shared.

  74. R.... L....

    for the sake of humanity, DO AS I SAY!!!!

  75. R.... ....

    That ending though

  76. N.... E....

    When I rap this I feel like such a badass!

  77. B.... N....

    This rap encouraged me to replay this series.

  78. A.... M....

    sorry i can't i am having a bit trouble with the sith army myself :P 

  79. S.... H....

    Dan, why did you used mass effect 3 footage for the mass effect 2 part?

  80. G.... ....

    From where are the Clips he use 1:36- 2:04?

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    From the Mass Effect 2 cinematic trailer 

  81. L.... F....

    Don't care what anyone says, Shepard looks like Baldur from too human without the scars.

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    and more hair

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    And less whiny.

  82. M.... S....

    An orgasmic orgasm that I just cant fathom how sexy it was cus I just fucked a phantom. 

  83. T.... G....

    so whenever dan bull yells at a camera, a plant dies huh? remember that kids XD

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    @Th3 Gl1tcH  Many died during the borderlands pre sequel rap.

    T.... G....

    indeed. let us all remember the dumb bastards stupid enough to mess with dan and the vault hunters. I would say claptrap but that would be everyone on earth at that point XD 

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    give em hell db

  84. C.... K....

    This is great!

  85. T.... B....

    the reapers are coming thay are

  86. Y.... ....

    Instrumental please

    Y.... ....

    Google Play and ITunes.

  87. T.... ....

    I'm sure you've heard this a lot but a Dragon Age rap would be so dandy :) keep up the great work!

  88. S.... H....

    The first mass effect was shit but the second was one of my favourite

    S.... H....

    Hmm, the combat system was crappy, but the story, man... THE STORY!

    S.... H....

    I loved it completely, it was awesome.

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    Now that I've played all Mass Effects, I understand the lyrics a lot more.

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    @DOMIPS Just don't play the 3rd one.

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    @DogOfHades Dont listen to this guy. Play all of them. The third one was amazing, except the ending

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    @DogOfHades Play the third one.

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    @DogOfHades just another sheep jumping on the hate ME3 bandwagon

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    @obese999 , boy did I shed a few tears when Garrus got carried away by the swarm in my playthrough, shoulda bought that upgrade for jack and I knew it from the beginning of the game

  90. A.... ....

    These are the videos that make you go... HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!

  91. G.... ....

    Holy hell, that fast part is awesome.

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    its not that hard to do

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    @Rhys Brattle Never said it was.
    And then Dan Bull wrote that part as well...

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    Somewhat wondering why he's never done a rap about Dragon Age.

  93. J.... C....

    2:08 to the end. epic.

  94. T.... C....

    I feel like most of Dan's new stuff is pretty neat but not as good as the old stuff. Even then this video caught lightning in a bottle.

  95. s.... ....

    Rollin with an Asari older than Atari

    lmfao!

  96. L.... B....

    lol that ending

  97. R.... ....

    This is a perfect tribute to mass effect.

  98. B.... ....

    Last time i watched this. Iy was at 300000 views. Good job Douglby!

  99. R.... C....

    But dat outro! xD