Dan Bull - Life Of A Trucka Lyrics






You alright, fella?
Yeah, mate, I ent seen you in ages, chap

How's it going mate? What up, mucka?
Me, I'm doing bloody great, I'm a trucker

Ha, pull out the gaffer's yard in a large cab
Ah, that feeling rubber rubbing on the Tarmac
My, my, I see the skyline fly by
Due to my tyre size, I'm sure I'm a mile high
Energy sending me serenity, firefly
A soiled dirty magazine is my private life
So if you see my lorry rocking in a lay-by
It may be quite wise not to knock and say hi
The way I pull up, it's hard to miss it
But if I leave it here I'll have a parking ticket
And if I catch a traffic cop who starts to stick it
I'll tell him where exactly up his arse I'll kick it
When I park like this, then I ooze style, look
Never mind if it's risking a huge pile-up
I park it like it's hot, a used fire truck
You're behind the times, bruv: "Ooh, dial-up"
Man, trucking is the life and I live it
Now I want to pimp my ride, call up Xzibit
Tell him attach some lights and a different trim
Go-faster stripes and some wicked rims
Hypnotised by the strobe of the cat's eyes
And when the rain flows, I am baptised

How's it going mate? What up, mucka?
Me, I'm doing bloody great, I'm a trucker
How's it going mate? What up, mucka?
Me, I'm doing bloody great, I'm a trucker

Forget that big rig over the road
Racing past him like nobody knows
I'm not overly loaded down with a load of wheels
So many going 'round, it's unreal
I feel appeal in the cab of my truck
So I seal the deal and peel off like a scab, yuk
Call it meals on wheels 'cause I'm delivering
Four tonnes of peas on four tonnes of steel
From city scenery to greenery
This is the epitome of machinery
It's just me and the road, woop woop!
Man, I feel like Toad, poop poop!
My windscreen is an ever-shifting picture
From Carlisle to Calais, Koln, Katowice
I stop off at Rostock before turning
And burning rubber all the way back home to Birmingham

How's it going mate? What up, mucka?
Me, I'm doing bloody great, I'm a trucker
How's it going mate? What up, mucka?
Me, I'm doing bloody great, I'm a trucker
How's it going mate? What up, mucka?
Me, I'm doing bloody great, I'm a trucker
How's it going mate? What up, mucka?
Me, I'm doing bloody great, I'm a trucker

Life of a trucka
Wouldn't change it for anything, man
Shove your office job up your arse, mate
It's just me and the road now
Me and the road





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  1. m.... ....

    I'd love to see an American Truck Simulator Rap, someday.

  2. �.... �....

    Is there any way i can find an instramental to this? No offence intended, i'm just trying to compile a playlist of chill songs without lyrics.

  3. c.... ....

    one of my all time favourites, thanks dan

  4. S.... S....

    "Forget that Big Rig Over the road
    Racing past him like nobody knows"
    But if that Big Rig is in reverse...... that'll be very unlikely

  5. R.... C....

    My personal favourite to this day

  6. T.... A....

    I typed euro truck simulator 2 rap song. Not dissapointed. Poop Poop.

  7. E.... G....

    LOVE IT

  8. T.... ....

    I love this <3

  9. G.... F....

    nerdcubed sent me

  10. B.... T....

    It's official: Dan's accent grew its own beard in this song.

  11. Y.... P....

    How tf did you rap to this game... Amazing.

  12. R.... L....

    fuck me that game has some mad costumization options

  13. S.... F....

    That firefly joke was badass.

  14. W.... ....

    Ahhh Katowice ... nice City ... in Poland ... my country.

  15. T.... ....

    1:43 Yeah, my city :D
    Great Rap :)

    T.... ....

    siema ☺

  16. J.... K....

    can you make one about gaot simolater plaese (sorry for bad grammar im dutch)

  17. I.... ....

    IT IS CONFIRMED!!!
    BRITISH PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER, EVER RAP!!!!!

    Stick To Your Elton John!!!

    I.... ....

    yo, fuck off, do you have your own songs on iTunes and google play? no? didn't think so, he's an amazing rapper and he's actually putting on the accent, he's from London I believe

    I.... ....

    +theafkgamer Bromsgrove apparently, Definable Midlands tho, as nobody out of the midlands can do such a spot on accent like that :)

    I.... ....

    Okay haha so it's nowhere near London lol, he just sounded like he was from London, it was a really good song though, and the original commenter was just a hater

  18. A.... ....

    I do not like that you feel the need to use the same line like 10 times. I didn't count, but in two minutes, it was too much of the same line for me. I also see this in a lot of these other videos. It really makes me cringe.

    A.... ....

    +Alex Creed It's called a refrain. Don't like it listen to dubshit

    A.... ....

    +Rocco Rozzi its called I didn't know what the hell it was before I listened to it. And no I don't like it. You sir are the dumb shit. Especially since you didn't even spell "dumb shit" right. You spelled it "dubshit". Thanks for the info though.

    A.... ....

    @Alex Creed I actually meant dubstep. Also you must be a 1,000x more talented than Dan Bull, right? You're the next Beethoven? 

    A.... ....

    +Alex Creed You mean somebody actually using lyrics like a proper song instead of whatever the hell you listen to? How terrible it must be to listen to a properly made set of lyrics.

  19. M.... C....

    lol wind in the willows refrence

  20. L.... T....

    The way in which you say "Katowice. Dzieńdobry" is just gorgeous. Greetings from Polska. ;)

    L.... T....

    Był Poznań jest git :).

  21. D.... C....

    Trucker rap... thats a first i must say 10/10

  22. T.... ....

    what people think trucking is
    1.eat
    2.drive
    3.sleep
    -----------------------------------------------------
    what it really is
    1.sleep deprived
    2.10-16 HOURS of driving
    3.10 minute break
    4.barely any time to eat
    5.8 hours of sleep

    T.... ....

    lol yeah i drive for Wal-Mart which explains my situation

    T.... ....

    @gaming with an plague of games I gotta know and don't take this the wrong way but why do people +1 their own comment?

    T.... ....

    because its the united states of america

    T.... ....

    @gaming with an plague of games Huu, I honestly thought there would be a little more depth to your answer than that. I'm guessing it's a middle school self-confidence thing.

    T.... ....

    =/= well see its a bug in youtube im  guessing really, this is the first time I did it and know about it

  23. N.... B....

    life has been made. 

  24. M.... ....

    Cold dark nights. Your best chair. A blanket. A cup of hot chocolate and Euro Truck Sim. You dont know that comfy.

    M.... ....

    Exactly... Last winter ... about 1m of snow out there... 2:00 AM in the morning .. got a 85-tonne locomotive from Norway to Itally ... one of the best nights in my life :)

  25. S.... t....

    serious AWESOME

  26. k.... ....

    Where's that goat simulator rap!?

  27. A.... ....

    :D I saw at least 2 Polish Cities

  28. w.... g....

    I like the feeling of rubbing rubber.

  29. S.... i....

    It must be awkward as fuck for Brits and Aussies to play this game, driving on the wrong side of the road and all :D

    S.... i....

    well actually if you want you can work purely in the uk playing the game

    S.... i....

    +SamCobb isBased i played this and i live in trinidad and i didnt even notice i was on the wrong side of the road until i got fined XD

  30. G.... ....

    Love the reference to big rigs over the road racing :D

  31. F.... ....

    DZIEŃ DOBRY!

  32. J.... Q....

    you should do a goat simulator rap. i want to see this. ^_^

  33. b.... ....

    "What up, mucka!"

    I'm fairly sure the correct terminology is: "Ay up, mucka!"

    Sources: I live with people who talk like this.

    b.... ....

    @barkerbrothers619 ay up me duck

  34. J.... ....

    @Keralis

  35. c.... ....

    serenity and firefly, i think you just earned yourself a sub by my second channel

  36. T.... ....

    Ok how do you make a game like this have a great rap like this

  37. E.... Z....

    I play eurotruck

  38. S.... ....

    Where are Szczecin ?

  39. S.... M....

    Dan Bull x The Road
    I ship it

    S.... M....

    I’m wondering if you ment to make a pun...

    But I don’t care if you were that was brilliant.

  40. s.... ....

    My favorit song

  41. P.... ....

    my familly city is katowice 

  42. J.... M....

    I didn't choose the truck life, the truck life chose me.

  43. M.... ....

    lol "feel like toad poop poop"

  44. M.... H....

    It kinda makes me wanna play that game.. :D

  45. B.... D....

    I know it's been out for a while but could you do a rap for a game called Space marine

  46. A.... ....

    I've been waiting for a rap with this accent.

  47. A.... ....

    does this game actually exist? it looks as lame as farming simulator. why have a boring virtual job that you dont get paid for?

    A.... ....

    @TheGreyLP I knew someone would reference that awesome video...

    A.... ....

    @Blivia
    i know of one sim thats within EVERYONE'S taste : .....GOAT SIMM!!!

    A.... ....

    @nanofluber268 No... Just no

    A.... ....

    @***** It deosn't really reward you,it just doesn't punish you....

    A.... ....

    Cool, I was looking for someone to say fuck off to, and here you are.

  48. S.... ....

    You play ETS2? Thats it, you are now my favourite human being.

  49. R.... ....

    Do Train Simulator 2014 next!

  50. S.... K....

    I like the way you say "Katowice". Awesome. Pozdro. :D

  51. b.... ....

    I'm not really a fan of rap, but this track is awesome!

  52. W.... ....

    love dis rap

  53. H.... ....

    FUCK! now i want to play this

  54. V.... ....

    Cool rap! 

  55. t.... ....

    lol this is the most boring game I cant belive he made a rap of it.

    t.... ....

    The awesome thing is he made the game look cool with this rap :D

    t.... ....

    I genuinely like this game :(

    t.... ....

    @Jesus Christ
    but its just driving a damn truck around
    i rather get my truckers license and earn real money doing this lol

    t.... ....

    1. I get paid more money for my architecture job.
    2. I don't have to leave home to play this game.
    3. I can do my taxes and text while playing this.
    4. If an arse hole won't get out of my way, I don't get charged real money for their hospital bills or mechanic when I go plowing into them.

  56. S.... ....

    They should use this instead the old ets2 commercial

  57. S.... ....

    They should use this instead the old ets2 commercial

  58. G.... W....

    Poop Poop! wicked ;)

  59. F.... S....

    Because of that song I bought the game xD

  60. S.... ....

    FIREFLY REFERENCE! AWWWYISSS

  61. V.... S....

    Sick dan

  62. H.... ....

    love it dan been waiting for a proper rap about ets2

  63. R.... ....

    Katowice bro ! :P

  64. B.... C....

    This needs to be on spotify.

  65. R.... S....

    crackdown rap

  66. c.... ....

    Okay you said Carlisle I sorta fangirled a bit sorrynotsorry

  67. L.... X....

    Poop Poop!

  68. T.... ....

    This makes me wanna buy that game :)

  69. J.... ....

    very cool

  70. T.... ....

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  71. h.... s....

    I live in Birmingham

  72. T.... ....

    70 people have office jobs

  73. J.... W....

    firefly reference :D

  74. H.... B....

    Is this 1 or 2 (game)

  75. T.... ....

    I'm waiting to see this as a mystery video on NerdCubed's videos to come.

  76. U.... ....

    Epic mate keep it up come here from jackfrags and I'm so glad I did

  77. N.... M....

    a truck weighs 44 tonnes not 4, just sayin

  78. c.... ....

    stil a better game as cod

  79. R.... L....

    I find it impressive that Dan can rap about Euro Truck Simulator for 2 minutes 30 seconds and it sounds pretty good.

  80. D.... ....

    600th :D

    D.... ....

    Person to not give a damn
    Finished your sentence for you.

  81. R.... ....

    Dat Big Rigs reference.

  82. B.... V....

    The British rap better than us.

  83. f.... b....

    Bob has decided that nuclear
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    f.... b....

    The internet cant take a fucking joke

  84. P.... D....

    Holy dragon spit i never know just awesome trucking could be till I heard this song.

  85. J.... ....

    This actually seems like a really fun game lol

  86. G.... J....

    Welp. it's official. Dan is a god.

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  88. P.... D....

    Does anyone know whether this was the trailer for Euro Truck Sim 2?

  89. M.... ....

    Black Country t'fuck ee, it's fucking foreign to us in Cornwall  :P

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    Guys and girls youtube is fine the way it is so wat if they make tiny changes its still the same system

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  96. N.... ....

    I would say I'm surprised by how good this is but this is Dan muthafuggin Buffalo we're talking about, aka Dictionary Dan, the most eloquent employer of our mother tongue this side of somewhere over there. He cannot do wrong.

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