Dan Bull - Left 4 Dead Lyrics






Francis here
Can't stand it here
So if you happen to get a chance
Hand me beer
I'm a man's man
Who never had a fear of vampires
Even now that they're here
Did you hear that, Bill? They're not zombies
Could werewolves be real now? Probably
Being confident is not cocky
Why are you guys alive?
'Cause you brought me
No cops or laws? I love anarchy
I'll throw a post-apocalyptic party
Start up a bar fight with some rotting bodies
Better get a bouncer if you want to stop me
I miss my hog, it was a Harley
Now I've got to walk, and I hate walking
Don't touch the vest, you might make a mess
And then I'll hate you 'cause I hate washing
I hate hospitals, plus the doctors in them
I hate subways, and all the tunnels with them
I hate graveyards and fish 'cause water is dumb
I hate Louis's stupid optimism
I hate sewers, I hate stairs
Hate helicopters, flying in the air
Hate elevators, Hate Ayn Rand
Insulaphobia
I hate islands!
Good thing I'm indestructible
(Hell yeah!)
I'm an alpha male, untouchable
(Hands off!)
Only demons that I'm comfortable with
Are Hell's Legion
'Cause I'm one, you know
Merry Christmas!
I get the job done with a shotgun like an action movie
I want to get tattoo of Bruce Campbell soon
Because that tat would be groovy!

What you gonna do without a shotgun buddy?
Bring a little pain with a shovel to the brain
Gun and stick
The dead are quick
Teamwork is the game
Hear the moaning in the walls
Smell the rotting of the flesh

Come on, guys
Where are your positive vibes?
Uniting will keep us alive
Positive thoughts, guiding deposited shots
Right in the head 'til it's off
I.T. specialist, never a veteran
Now I am harrowin', severing festering flesh
Remembering work at a desk, now this whole Earth is a mess
I guess I'm here to uplift, but living in this is a trip
And one that we'll never forget
You think you know fear until your whole crew disappears
You're tasting the salt of your tears
And your only peers
Appear to be
Not of the living, and near
You flee
You're scared
Rightfully so
Tip toe, where can you silently go?
Nowhere
There is no privacy
Blows, taking their toll
Pace, it is starting to slow
Fear, it is rising
Knowing that there is no chance of reviving
And they're arriving
I would be lying if I didn't admit
But this is some terrible timing
So how do I face the dying?
You fire for the sake of firing
And driving a stake while smiling
Never a break, it's great surviving
Death isn't fate defying
Mauling and biting
Clawing and crying
We're rolling in deep, the four
And goring the streaks of hordes
We're killing elite, a corps
Even the score, beat them in war

What you gonna do without a shotgun buddy?
Bring a little pain with a shovel to the brain
Gun and stick
The dead are quick
Teamwork is the game
Hear the moaning in the walls
Smell the rotting of the flesh
What you gonna do without a shotgun buddy?
Bring a little pain with a shovel to the brain
Gun and stick
The dead are quick
Teamwork is the game

Little red checking in
Chicka in charge, aggro kicking in
Keeping up hard
Our goal, seeking it
Slinging in armed
Pistols akimbo
Let a man know: cupcake ain't sweet
Dash of trauma
Dash of freak
Yeah I can go
Sustained for weeks
Sip up Polanski, yeet
That schoolgirl fantasy man
It's gotta go, leave me alone
These jocks ain't on the team, man
They want to hold you so close
Make sure you fight the lean man
Or you won't be going home
A little chrome to the dome
And you're done if you don't get up
I never thought I would see
Half the stuff I've seen up until now
I wonder if dad's safe in heaven
I wonder if he hates me for not waiting to find out
I bet he'd survived if I let him
I know for a fact there was no chance for you, mama
I've been a mess since I just can't forget it
I'm scared
But I'm keeping that as my personal problem yeah
So I've got your back, boys
Let's get 'em!

What you gonna do without a shotgun buddy?
Bring a little pain with a shovel to the brain
Gun and stick
The dead are quick
Teamwork is the game
Hear the moaning in the walls
Smell the rotting of the flesh

I'm Bill
A military vet
A colonel
So you better give me some respect (yes)
Never ready 'til I've lit a cigarette
I'll be hitting on the nicotine with every living breath
Down to the filter still we'll be burning
Like a spinning wheel and I will 'til I'm turning
Chill
These little human vermin
Are never going to Kill Bill, they're not Uma Thurman
I'm an old dog learning new tricks
I'll turn a zombie to a bit of goo in two ticks
The kind of injury that isn't something you fix
With a cute first aid kit or some glue sticks
Blaze up the defibrillator
'Cause I'm baking these brains like a big potato
Micturate on any prick that plays up
But nevertheless if you're in a fix, I'll save you
I can't stand Francis, so I hope you'll understand my frankness
While we're being attacked there's no time to be unctuous
That man makes me so anxious
No shrapnel in Vietnam could have stopped me
Got back with a handful of medals and a shot knee
So I'll be damned if I'm going let a hungry zombie run me down
I'm a Humvee
Handle an M-16 like an em sixteen, no friendship needed
I wield it clean and then get mean
(BRRRRAT)
Yeah it's pretty indiscreet, check it
I've been bringing this heat ever since the swinging sixties
Kids these days with their phones and their ripped jeans
Don't even know what they're missing
Bitch please!

What you gonna do without a shotgun buddy?
Bring a little pain with a shovel to the brain
Gun and stick
The dead are quick
Teamwork is the game
Hear the moaning in the walls
Smell the rotting of the flesh
What you gonna do without a shotgun buddy?
Bring a little pain with a shovel to the brain
Gun and stick
The dead are quick
Teamwork is the game





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  1. J.... M....

    Am I only the only one that thinks Bonecage sounds like Les Claypool from Primus?

  2. K.... �....

    This brings so many memories!

  3. Z.... ....

    you made me hate this game, thanks.

  4. B.... ....

    this beat hits harder then the tank does to bill at hte sacrifice dlc

  5. M.... M....

    The modern version of this is the z world war game.
    Good rap. Respect

  6. b.... ....

    115 dislikes.
    *you know what it is!*

  7. M.... ....

    I love how Veelas all derpy and happy like she normally is, then she kicks all deep ._.

  8. A.... P....

    I started losing my shit at 1:28

  9. l.... ....

    Am I named Francis because I'm a douchebag or am I a douchebag because I am named francis?

  10. C.... B....

    THIS.WAS.FIRE🔥🔥🔥

  11. w.... t....

    I'm sorry but veela is a good singer but I feel she's more... Sexualized meme with Daddy issues. Everyone else fits in their spots in terms of the tone, pitch, and wording of the characters they play as.

    This is just my two cents.

  12. A.... G....

    Spanish?

  13. K.... N....

    Dan Bull, JT Music and Veela? Absolute heaven ❤️❤️💙❤️

  14. D.... S....

    I love Villa but I came across her live ghost Assassin performance and it absolutely killed it for me I won't spoil it just look it up

  15. K.... ....

    Left 4 Dead is still a great game even after so many years

  16. R.... D....

    There was a dude named Henderson. I saw the name tag .

  17. D.... ....

    This game gave me some of my favorite moments in gaming. We didn't have much in the way of CO-op growing up, just vs, so my brothers got burned out on losing really quick, so when we got this game, it was like we could all play together. I mean, you could only do 2 player coop on one system, and there was 3 of us but still. Anyway, my 1st little brother played the hospital lvl 3 times with me before he said he wouldn't play it again.

    We made it through to the Helicopter all 3 times. The first time we sat above the radio and held the position and made a mad dash up the ramp, I ran past a tank climbing up, he got punched so hard that when the final cinematic fired off, you could still see him in the process of flying off the building for a second as he flew out of bounds. It was hilarious.

    Then the 2nd time we got to that point, he was running and had a smoker grab him right on top of the building next to the ramp, who then was backed up enough for us not to get a shot, but then my little brother fell and it did that death where it snaps their neck. I'm sure it's a bug in the programming given I've seen suspended hanging before, but that's what we always assumed what happened.

    The 3rd time we got to the end wasn't as outstanding with how he died, this time it was a standard, "we hung out too much to shoot zombos" and he got surrounded and pounded by 2 tanks, but the first 2 times were GOOOOOLD

    D.... ....

    This literally sounds like me and my brothers XD

  18. d.... g....

    is there a version but only with the WHAT YOU GONNA DO whitout a shotgun part?

  19. R.... P....

    can you make a song for the other gang?

  20. S.... W....

    Hearing Veela say Yeet with that much force is a new experience

  21. S.... W....

    I've still never played this game

  22. D.... D....

    Mad respect to Dan for playing Bill and compromising Francis yo his friend. And that woman playing Zoey is so hot and her voice so cute.

  23. l.... ....

    dan is the only good part of this, everyone else sucked

    l.... ....

    Your dad's pp?

  24. j.... ....

    Thank you danbull this is one of my favourite songs

  25. A.... ....

    I played a game with Xia once, I wasn't playing with celebrity and not knowing it was I?

  26. K.... P....

    Damn i miss this game :/ but the trck is really good^^ i love the singing part

  27. G.... S....

    I first heard this on Spotify and I am not disappointed. JT does a good Francis impersonation. And Veela, omg, you are just as adorable as your voice sounds.

  28. D.... S....

    yo dan, ur thing that "are never going to kill bill" play the sacrifice dlc and then you will realize you are wrong

  29. F.... F....

    I dare you to do a rap in Spanish 😲

  30. D.... H....

    Just Noticed That Each Artist Has their Own Campaign, JT Has No Mercy, Daddyphatsnaps Has Dead Air, Veela Has Death Toll, and Dan Bull Has Blood Harvest.

  31. M.... M....

    I liked most of the verses, I thought the hook was really strong in the first two lines but fell all the way off after “shovel to the brain”

    M.... M....

    true since there are no melee weapons in L4D, its only in L4D2

  32. K.... F....

    My favorite rappers made a song about my favorite game.

    Damn Christmas came real early this year

  33. L.... L....

    Now we wait for Left 4 Dead VR or 3.
    *VALVE WE BEG OF YOU!*

    L.... L....

    we need to teach valve how to count to 3

  34. Z.... S....

    Its great other than JT

  35. S.... K....

    Dan you fucking kill with your horrorcore shit

  36. W.... S....

    Hear the moaning in the walls
    Smell the rotting of the flesh

    Sounds like my sex life

  37. R.... C....

    Yu all know now you gotta make one for left 4 dead 2 right

  38. N.... S....

    Will this be on iTunes?

  39. Y.... 1....

    who remembered playing this as a kid

  40. D.... ....

    Old school game, old school video style; love it.

  41. P.... ....

    Dude, you killed that Bill impression. That was perfect

  42. K.... J....

    i absolutely love bonecage's voice for the chorus, hell, i love this whole song its amazing!

  43. W.... ....

    Yeah, I hate selfish gamers who run on ahead and let everyone to die. I always wait for teammates to catch up, stronger together

  44. Z.... ....

    Handle an m-16 like an em sixteen... damn ama leave it at that

  45. T.... S....

    Next year L4D2?

  46. M.... ....

    For all Who Love the new Game Death Stranding, Can u Rap the Shit out of it ? It would be soooo amazing ! Love your Music !!!

  47. o.... ....

    omg Veela is in this o.o shes a goddess such a beautiful voice...

  48. o.... ....

    dead by daylight rap please :D

  49. A.... ....

    Not gonna lie, not the best I've heard Dan 😭

  50. T.... G....

    Absolutely molten.

  51. T.... ....

    I have been waiting years for this

    Next Halloween, Dan needs to find four more game rappers to write a song for the L4D2 characters while he kills it on the hook.

  52. l.... ....

    Veela <3

  53. A.... H....

    Please do a rap for the outer worlds, dan

  54. F.... ....

    This song is worth it just to hear Veela say "yeet."

  55. G.... ....

    Dan, please make a rap for Resident Evil 4

  56. K.... T....

    Yo this is a legit BOP! Also YEET!

  57. K.... J....

    Love That Veela got a chance to spit bars and sing !

  58. H.... K....

    you know i hope he does a left for dead two rap like this

  59. B.... B....

    Love this song

  60. H.... G....

    I love this, but I'd to point out that Bill does die in the DLC 'The Sacrifice.' So, the zombies ARE Uma Therman.

  61. S.... C....

    God...Can you guys make a bad song?!?!?

  62. S.... C....

    no way Vella!!!
    x

  63. a.... ....

    Nice :D

  64. T.... B....

    NOW PLS MAKE A LEFT 4 DEAD 2 RAP

    T.... B....

    They'll have it next week, don't worry 👍

  65. T.... B....

    OMG YES

  66. I.... A....

    Love it now do the infected

  67. A.... A....

    Do undertail 💀

  68. P.... ....

    Ah the memories of missing the helicopter jump on no mercy

  69. j.... a....

    2020 Halloween Left 4 Dead 2

  70. n.... ....

    Hey dan, i Just wanted to let you know that an Android App called "Free Ringtones & wallpapers for Minecraft" uses your Creeper Song Video as ads on YouTube. The App has ads (alot of the according to some Reviews) so their earning Money with your work

  71. D.... J....

    SAME RAPPERS< INFECTED SIDE NOW PLEASE

  72. B.... l....

    I onestly thinks the voice of Louis is the only one who nailed the original voice

  73. S.... b....

    i hate hating cause if i hate i hate hating.

  74. B.... ....

    Lyrics

    [Francis]
    Francis here
    Can't stand it here
    So if you happen to get a chance
    Hand me beer
    I'm a man's man
    Who never had a fear of vampires
    Even now that they're here
    Did you hear that, Bill? They're not zombies
    Could werewolves be real now? Probably
    Being confident is not cocky
    Why are you guys alive?
    'Cause you brought me
    No cops or laws? I love anarchy
    I'll throw a post-apocalyptic party
    Start up a bar fight with some rotting bodies
    Better get a bouncer if you want to stop me
    I miss my hog, it was a Harley
    Now I've got to walk, and I hate walking
    Don't touch the vest, you might make a mess
    And then I'll hate you 'cause I hate washing
    I hate hospitals, plus the doctors in them
    I hate subways, and all the tunnels with them
    I hate graveyards and fish 'cause water is dumb
    I hate Louis's stupid optimism
    I hate sewers, I hate stairs
    Hate helicopters, flying in the air
    Hate elevators, Hate Ayn Rand
    Insulaphobia
    I hate islands!
    Good thing I'm indestructible
    (Hell yeah!)
    I'm an alpha male, untouchable
    (Hands off!)
    Only demons that I'm comfortable with
    Are Hell's Legion
    'Cause I'm one, you know
    *Merry Christmas!*
    I get the job done with a shotgun like an action movie
    I want to get tattoo of Bruce Campbell soon
    Because that tat would be groovy!

    What you gonna do without a shotgun buddy?
    Bring a little pain with a shovel to the brain
    Gun and stick
    The dead are quick
    Teamwork is the game
    Hear the moaning in the walls
    Smell the rotting of the flesh
    [Louis]
    Come on, guys
    Where are your positive vibes?
    Uniting will keep us alive
    Positive thoughts, guiding deposited shots
    Right in the head 'til it's off
    I.T. specialist, never a veteran
    Now I am harrowin', severing festering flesh
    Remembering work at a desk, now this whole Earth is a mess
    I guess I'm here to uplift, but living in this is a trip
    And one that we'll never forget
    You think you know fear until your whole crew disappears
    You're tasting the salt of your tears
    And your only peers
    Appear to be
    Not of the living, and near
    You flee
    You're scared
    Rightfully so
    Tip toe, where can you silently go?
    Nowhere
    There is no privacy
    Blows, taking their toll
    Pace, it is starting to slow
    Fear, it is rising
    Knowing that there is no chance of reviving
    And they're arriving
    I would be lying if I didn't admit
    But this is some terrible timing
    So how do I face the dying?
    You fire for the sake of firing
    And driving a stake while smiling
    Never a break, it's great surviving
    Death isn't fate defying
    Mauling and biting
    Clawing and crying
    We're rolling in deep, the four
    And goring the streaks of hordes
    We're killing elite, a corps
    Even the score, beat them in war

    What you gonna do without a shotgun buddy?
    Bring a little pain with a shovel to the brain
    Gun and stick
    The dead are quick
    Teamwork is the game
    Hear the moaning in the walls
    Smell the rotting of the flesh
    What you gonna do without a shotgun buddy?
    Bring a little pain with a shovel to the brain
    Gun and stick
    The dead are quick
    Teamwork is the game
    [Zoey]
    Little red checking in
    Chicka in charge, aggro kicking in
    Keeping up hard
    Our goal, seeking it
    Slinging in armed
    Pistols akimbo
    Let a man know: cupcake ain't sweet
    Dash of trauma
    Dash of freak
    Yeah I can go
    Sustained for weeks
    Sip up Polanski, *Y E E T*
    That schoolgirl fantasy man
    It's gotta go, leave me alone
    These jocks ain't on the team, man
    They want to hold you so close
    Make sure you fight the lean man
    Or you won't be going home
    A little chrome to the dome
    And you're done if you don't get up
    I never thought I would see
    Half the stuff I've seen up until now
    I wonder if dad's safe in heaven
    I wonder if he hates me for not waiting to find out
    I bet he'd survived if I let him
    I know for a fact there was no chance for you, mama
    I've been a mess since I just can't forget it
    I'm scared
    But I'm keeping that as my personal problem yeah
    So I've got your back, boys
    Let's get 'em!

    What you gonna do without a shotgun buddy?
    Bring a little pain with a shovel to the brain
    Gun and stick
    The dead are quick
    Teamwork is the game
    Hear the moaning in the walls
    Smell the rotting of the flesh
    [Bill]
    I'm Bill
    A military vet
    A colonel
    So you better give me some respect (yes)
    Never ready 'til I've lit a cigarette
    I'll be hitting on the nicotine with every living breath
    Down to the filter still we'll be burning
    Like a spinning wheel and I will 'til I'm turning
    Chill
    These little human vermin
    Are never going to Kill Bill, they're not Uma Thurman
    I'm an old dog learning new tricks
    I'll turn a zombie to a bit of goo in two ticks
    The kind of injury that isn't something you fix
    With a cute first aid kit or some glue sticks
    Blaze up the defibrillator
    'Cause I'm baking these brains like a big potato
    Micturate on any prick that plays up
    But nevertheless if you're in a fix, I'll save you
    I can't stand Francis, so I hope you'll understand my frankness
    While we're being attacked there's no time to be unctuous
    That man makes me so anxious
    No shrapnel in Vietnam could have stopped me
    Got back with a handful of medals and a shot knee
    So I'll be damned if I'm going let a hungry zombie run me down
    I'm a Humvee
    Handle an M-16 like an em sixteen, no friendship needed
    I wield it clean and then get mean
    (BRRRRAT)
    Yeah it's pretty indiscreet, check it
    I've been bringing this heat ever since the swinging sixties
    Kids these days with their phones and their ripped jeans
    Don't even know what they're missing
    Bitch please!

    What you gonna do without a shotgun buddy?
    Bring a little pain with a shovel to the brain
    Gun and stick
    The dead are quick
    Teamwork is the game
    Hear the moaning in the walls
    Smell the rotting of the flesh
    What you gonna do without a shotgun buddy?
    Bring a little pain with a shovel to the brain
    Gun and stick
    The dead are quick
    Teamwork is the game

  75. S.... T....

    Wow you are amazing guys😮😮😮

  76. G.... ....

    Dan Bulls intense lyricism could allow him to be one of the top battle rappers of our time. Hes a master of multi-syllabic rhymes and a monster on the beat, enough creative imagination to consistently keep things fresh and top-tier. I hope that he can eventually grow to be recognized by by more people for his talent

  77. J.... D....

    Brilliant

  78. D.... Z....

    shame nowadays you cant play a game without someone joining and trying to kill everyone

  79. d.... m....

    That was badass. You had some major OG spitting on here

  80. L.... ....

    9/10. I'm docking this one point because you didn't work "Pills here!" into Bill's verse.

  81. t.... m....

    Did you make an ad for rock music ?

  82. k.... b....

    do you know Mrs Jon's

  83. K.... P....

    Damn i miss this game... haha well time to get a xbox 360 and left 4 dead xD

  84. L.... H....

    Man, Veela's verse fucking rules, I love it

  85. K.... P....

    Kinda sad Bill's sacrifice wasn't included.

    K.... P....

    Yeah, or the fact he’s in Dead by Daylight. But it’s still a good song

  86. R.... F....

    Now do a song about all the infected but each infected has their own song

    R.... F....

    Robert Fitzgerald yes that would be perfect

    R.... F....

    I am witch.
    Somebody call me bitch.

    I am gonna run at you.
    Infect you with a flu.

    Masive damage give.
    How it’s feel?
    To be free?
    I get you and now i will feed!

    R.... F....

    I kinda hope they save that for L4D 2. I'd love to hear what they come up with for the Jockey and the Charger, and it makes more sense thematically with the inclusion of the Versus mode.

    R.... F....

    Robert Fitzgerald that’s a good idea💡

  87. C.... X....

    That Yeet is satisfying

  88. Z.... ....

    upvote for that jab at ayn rand screw her

  89. S.... S....

    This was just beautiful. I hate beauty!

  90. F.... D....

    I'm in the 301th comment!!! Please do a Minecraft rap!!! I love.. no.. We love it, isn't? We love your songs and rap... ❤️😍

    F.... D....

    he already did one

    F.... D....

    @Gnome de Plume I mean MORE!!! And he already have 3 raps and I wanted to complete the other Mobs

  91. B.... S....

    Nobody:
    Veela: *YEET!*

    B.... S....

    Yeah, but that Polanski/Yeet line was clever as shit

    B.... S....

    @TheDullahan how so?

  92. D.... T....

    "Whacha gonna do without a shotgun buddy?" I'll tell ya what imma do... Imma go find me one.

  93. D.... T....

    "Whacha gonna do without a shotgun buddy?" I'll tell ya what imma do... Imma go find me one.

    D.... T....

    Hell yeah

  94. a.... r....

    You should do a GTA 5 rap

    a.... r....

    He already has.

    a.... r....

    @Kinetik I figured that out

  95. F.... M....

    I love that chorus so much

    F.... M....

    Bonecage has a knack for great choruses

    F.... M....

    Kinetik for sure

  96. D.... B....

    Thanks to JT, Bonecage, Daddyphatsnaps and Veela for joining me on this epic Left 4 Dead track...
    Hear this song and all my other songs by following the mega Spotify playlist here... 400+ songs and counting! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7x8UWetW3pfcwDgFEDDru8?si=igunX4c2Sei5Z_-rAQY-ww

    D.... B....

    Would have loved Dave B on this track.

    D.... B....

    My teacher told me about and that she is your friend

    D.... B....

    @beth tasha, that's sad an all, but did you really have to reply that on here?

    D.... B....

    To me the jt music part was the best mostly because I’m a big fan of jt music and I think he’s awesome I’m 9 why am I commenting

    D.... B....

    Dan bull is really good at rapping too