Dan Bull - iDubbbz Rap Roast (Rap Roasts #1) Lyrics
Hello Ian, how the hell have you been?
It's me again, your favorite rapping European
I'm here to leave you burnt like black toast
Welcome to the first ever episode of Rap Roasts
Ian, the type of content you make's that gross
Now, for anyone who's unfamilliar with your channel watching
You do a really funny series called "Bad Unboxing"
So I brought a box full of props of raps I'm dropping
And after that you could use it as your actual coffin
You already know smoking's bad for your health
So you must really crave having two fags in you mouth
Time to destress
Stop and take a deep breath
Not because you need air, fuck, I just want to hear you speak less
You look a reet mess
Your ideal orgy's a sausage meat fest
You're so scrawny and you've got such a meek chest
That you still wear your age 0-3 vest
Invisible eyebrows on fleek, yes
With specs that thick you're never going to see chef
Of all the Ians in the world you're the least best
You're a bad driver, you deserve to have your jeep wrecked
You frail cracker, I could snap you like a crackerjack
And by the way, the past wants its glasses back
I'm a bit funny looking, check the size of my head
It still got nothing on your giant surprise egg
I'd lie to break it open, that'd be delightful
You look like a scrotum rolled over a lightbulb
When you were born your mum thought she'd either done a turd or given birth to a puppet out of thunderbirds
Say something
I'll take your fake diamond play button
And give you a face fucking
So you can taste sucking
You lame shut in
Get out and get some sunlight
Training for a fight's quite effective if it's done right
But you don't want to get into the ring with Jinx
You do want to get into Jinx's ring, methinks
Ugh, sitting in your room topping up your cummy sock
Then sucking out every fluffy crusty yummy drop
Like a hungry Winnie The Pooh tonguing a honey pot
And when you catch a cold, you bukkake runny snot
Bouncing up and down on your thumb like a bunny hop
Shouting "Mommy watch! You're gonna miss the m-m- money shot"
Sonny, stop before your briefs get a heavy leak
The human rectum shouldn't stretch more than ten inch deep
Remember when we went to Venice Beach?
You kept walking 'round talking with insensitive offensive speech
'Till you annoyed a fella with Floyd Mayweather's physique
And he did to you what Drake did to Meek
Ooh, Drama Alert, someone contact Keemstar
You're not a real cop Ian, where's your police car?
Rearrange the letters in Content Cop
And see that it's an anagram of concept, not
Kickstarter crap, crap skater trick, prick attack
Err, crack raper tits
Okay, even when I say that I'm cleverer than iDubbbz
More popular too, here, have some of my subs
You're just like me, were both acting like thugs
But are prone to panic attacks in nightclubs
Yo, the only time that you would fire slugs
Was if your zoo was overstaffed and you don't like bugs
Museums are the only time of you seeing nice jugs
And your dealer needs to see prescriptions when you buy drugs
And now it's crunch time for the final punchline
I can't come up with one so just like and subscribe
Cringe
I'm just playing, iDubbbz, you know I love you
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Dan Bull iDubbbz Rap Roast (Rap Roasts #1) Comments
anyone else thinks dan looks like mumbo jumbo? probably just me tho
still better than RiceGum's diss track
The flag changes
Eminem stole the last line of this
Oh shit, that’s ashens....cool beans
1.5 years later and I never noticed. Dan Bull has Minecraft Parodies as Recommended songs. What. A. Fucking. G.
5:15 Dan Bull predicted killshot's ending.
i love that the flag changes from the UK 0:35 to US 0:40 and back 0:45
XD you fucking suck
Dan stole the "I'm just playing, you know I love you" from eminem's kill you.
What's the beat?
If you were still wondering 10 months later it's the instrumental track "Otis McMusic" by Otis McDonald.
I'm a fan of danbull. Gave the video a dislike because of the homophobic joke though.
What the name of bit>?
H3H3 productions
He’s not the worst Ian. SSundee is.
*and hey idubbz i'm just playing*
*you know i love you*
1 year after
eminem : *and hey kelly i'm just playing*
*you know i love you*
They both took it from Eminem's 2000 "Kill You" and 2002 "White America"
Just in case if you didn't know
Pretty sure it's "And I'm just playin' Diddy you know I love you"
4:56
"The only time you would fire slugs
Was if you're zoo was overstaffed
And you don't like bugs"
Underappreciated fucking fire
RICEGUM IS A FUCKIN CUNT
How dare you use his content cop theme against him.
Can you roasting Filthy Frank plz? I hate that guy
did anyone notice that the flag turned rainbow around 2:15
wow!!!! that was REALLY good!
stupideium in scrabble
Booo u suck ian is better u tard
A dis track is just two grown men writing poems about each other
I found this joke on Facebook it's not mine
You have a son???
Rap about pink guy
That infomercial robbery.
0:38 the flag changed owo
2:11 it did again!!!
DANM SON ROASTS LIKE TOASTS
Love the Eminem ending..:
“Im joking ladies, you know i love you” Eminem, Kill You
“Im just kidding America, you know i love you” Eminem, White America
“Im just kidding IDubbbz, you know i love you” Dan Bull, IDubbz Disstrack
Idubbz for life fam :3
WhOah HAng On YoU HaVE a ChILd!?!
did you change the flag on the table? wtf you editing pro
It would be awsome if u would make a disstrack on azzyland or bucks
U know thats pretty good
Completely forgot you had a child
I like the Eminem ending.
Markiplier just cuz
Why does the table keep swapping flags?
2:18 *O O F* Dan you can't make those jokes in the past anymore >.>
ooohhh you have a son ? Congrats bro
Dan: "We already know that it's going to be shit"
Everyone on the internet: "OOOOSHIIIEET MY DUDESS.."
Actual *ROAST* starts at 2:25
I swear I subbed back when you made your bl2 rap, but now I found you again and found out I'm no longer subbed... whyyyy
Diss track rice gum
I got some bubble gum I stick it um my bum I give it to my teacher and she say yum yum
Say it fast if at night don't need to do it just like{^~^}
Please diss Dave. I love you both but that'd be hilarious
Ya it was crap but it certainly was better than the... um... whatever Frick Da Police was... it wasn’t exactly crap... it was worse... well anyway nice.
I love idubbbz and rice gum sucks
Have you done a track about fnaf when that was trending, if so id love to here it i bet you could make the lyrics as fucked up as possible and it would still fit the fnaf theme lol
"And casual homophobia"
Makes up for it by putting a gay pride flag on the table.
Your flag cant decide if its a Brit or a Murican
Istanbul
Way better than Ricegum's shit!
"Casual homophobia" xD
Hey that's pretty good
“Ricegum”plez
IIX DIVISION cause i asked him for a fight and he said no
Wait wait wait what do you really have a son :O
COOL COOL YES
Fuck!? Ashens? I love you even more now!!! SUBSCRIBED!
I find it funny that he’s dissing Idubbz because of the diss track when Dan supplied the backing track, love both of these guys, go dan
Anyone else notice the flag kept changing from America and uk??
Tries to roast Idubbbz to get views, but realizes his roasts are trash and irrelevant.
Im already crying he rhymed Ian with been and the rest is straight fire. I love you, Dan
Fellow YouTuber and questionable human being 😂
Edubbbz cannot be dissed xD I think he is impervious to being hummiliated xD
So good Dan, also, was that Ardbeg 10 I spotted?
2017 quotes of Dan Bull:
"What a buffoon!"
roast me cmon u wont (prob bc u wont see this o3o)
Dan Bull - doggupeh
Hey, that's pretty good
Did that table cloth just change?
The original Ian is better he needs a roast rap it's SS undey
Wait, how did the flag change?
Idubbz my subs 👍👍👍
where you comming from?
Ian curtis c:
Man be looking like Eggsy 3:17
(Kingsmen)
ricegum needs a new ghost writer
ricegum is probbaly embarresd that an british man is better at rapping.
Hahahaha good thing no one of these mofos can touch you on rappin man :D
make a diss reack on rice, and all them "TOP 10" list youtuber
Come on man you did that song with idddubzs that’s shallow with the call of duty
"Stole his catchphrase from a 1940's infomercial about rotoscoping."
*THE MEME IS DEAD LONG LIVE THE MEME*
Did Idubz hear this lol it’s great
"Nobody is immune from being rap-roasted."
Bet.
Rectum didn't even try he knew he would have fucking got killed ether ways he went
pls jacksetipcate
or muselk pls
DO ERB OR KEEMSTAR PLEASE
Nice!!!!!!
Do one in alia for the laughs
JAKE PAUL
Ya'll gotta check ricegum diss.
Idubbz got bodied.
Hi friends! I'm trying out a new format called Rap Roasts. Vlog plus song. Very original, never ever been done before.
You can skip to 2:22 for the rap. Also hear it on Spotify's new Rap Roasts playlist. There will be more: https://open.spotify.com/user/douglby/playlist/1i0o7ffGSA4gfURxYDI1u2
Dan Bull just a little while ago I realized i wasnt subscrubed it shocked me I subbed immediately love you
dantdm to roast
This is amazing
how can you make a video this boring and bland.
Well, just likebots and fake accounts, nothing to see here.
Retarded fans: y u say dis *disses* *dislikes SwagFlowey* *screams and yells*