Dan Bull - Half-Life Lyrics
[Verse 1:]
Good to meet you, cordial greetings (Hi!)
They call me Gordon Freeman
And up until this morning
I was an ordinary normal human
Then heading off to the Office of Anomalous Materials
Realise I’m late so I’ll have to catch you later
Gotta catch a train to Black Mesa’s anti-mass chamber
Put on my hazmat in case the vat breaks ‘cause that’s dangerous
You’d have to evade the blast radius of a resonance cascade that’s
The last stage of –
Ah, ahh! It’s . . . it’s actually, it’s actually happening
Th-this is not good! This is – shit
Wake up in the chamber with a bad head
Everybody in the lab dead
Get it? Dead rad, hit a headcrab
With a crowbar, I’m a lonestar
Yo, guard! Gotta go, but I’ll owe you a postcard
Oh darn! Life is so hard, with no halves
Let alone half, like a diet with low carbs
But I like it so far
Life now has a worth and a purpose
Find out what on earth is occurring
Wipe out any vermin that’s stirring
Fly now to the surface and hurrry
There’s a person that’s lurking, queer
Think I’ve seen him working here
Gee, man, I’m not really certain what he’s observing
But I’m going to persevere, though I’m mere-
Ly an engineer, I’ll end your career
[Hook:]
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Man (And!)
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (Who?)
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Man (And!)
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman
[Verse 2:]
Damn, everybody’s after me
Guess that’s the way it has to be
From Black Ops to G-Man and all these dastardly
Bastard beings, masked marines
I’m blasting things with SPAS-12s
Then take a break to recharge my shield and grab health
Electric impulses convulse with the most violent sound
Sending houndeyes to the pound, firing rounds
Sliding round mines, if life has half a meaning, well I’ve found mine
Bouncing through the sky so high that I’m on cloud nine
Low gravity provides some downtime to hit the ground
I am bringing down giants as if they’re fricking houseflies
Hitch a ride inside a monorail car
Swinging off a tentacle like ahhhhhhhh!
I get in the ring with anybody, man, who’s on next?
I’ll wreck you, trekking from the land of Xen to Lambda Complex
Hang on one sec, I think I’ve got the wrong specs
That baby looks gargantuan, these lenses can’t be convex
Imagine the conception; that must have been some sex
Not to mention giving birth to it; how much can bums stretch?
But enough talk of proportions and awkward contortions
To pull the portal shut calls for the goriest abortion
[Hook:]
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (And!)
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-man (Who?)
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (And!)
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-man
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Dan Bull Half-Life Comments
Who's here after half life alyx?
Seems like a good time to listen this to celebrate HL: Alyx
Yeah, that trailer put this song back in my head.
OMG HALF-LIFE ALYX WAS JUST ANNOUNCED
Nobody:
Anime girls: 2:04
I need an instrumental of this.
put the video on silent then u have Mr. freeman´s rapping
IM LIKE PLAY LEGENDRY GAMES 1 IS HALF-LIFE
Rise and shine Mr Freeman...
Atomically great!
This is so bad worse than JT music’s half life rap
Я из России и я просто наслаждался битом.
This was very well made you need to watch this if you like half-life
Three years later and still amazing
Tf 2 rap?
You forgot about mr. Barney calhoun
#HALFLIFE3
2+2=4 1-4 =3 3+1 =4 4-2 =2 2+2=4 1-4 =3 half life 3 is coming folks!!!
Oh i loved playing half life
Pls make a tf2 rap
"F F FFF FF FF FUCK THIS, I CANT RAP! Okay, let's try again..."
gggggggg man!
That flow
1:31 possibly the smartest maneuver you could do at this scene.
yo who got the beat for this, since the link doesn't work anymore
Pretty not bad
Portal? Please portal. PORTAL?! PORTAL! Ah I'm kidding, as cool as that'd be i don't care, u do u Dan.
dan
you have to stop
you are going to burn your house down
Passed the game yesterday, masterpiece! But Half Life 2 is still better for me
1:09 "gee man" nice dan
cuphed is better rap than you
GREAT! now do the second one
rip in peace half life
2:35 stop hitting Adrian
Make a rap about half life opposing force
Couldn't make it through my day without your music. Thanks!
Could someone give me the name of the beat that was used in the background or the name on the cratez
Black mesa
dat game qualty
this song is so cool and were but i love it
Surprisingly consistent... even Eminem himself could learn a thing or two from this
you should do a portal one
Old But Gold
please do a portal rap
Hey Dan, I think this is one of your weaker raps (and made in a lot of pain). I hope you revisit the HL series at some point now that you're back on point.
Although I doubt you'll ever outdo your Civ5 rap... That was exceptional.
Do a half life 2 rap and I will father your children.
😼😼😼😼🤖🤖🤖
This is awesome.
rap about half life 2
now do doom
Please make a rap about Portal 2
I thought you would say: f f f f f f fuck
WHY HAVE YOU NOT DONE A VIDEO ON PORTAL YET!?!? Come on Dan plsssss :D
Why is this so dope though?! Whoa!
THANK YOU FOR FINALLY MAKING A HALF LIFE SONG iv wanted a song about half life and it's hard to find one
למה כתוב שם ג
CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE CHORUS LMAO
Video is 3 minutes and 9 seconds long. 9 divided by 3 is 3. 3 plus 3 is 6. 6 equals 4 multiplied by 3 divided by 4 multiplied by 2. Half-Life 2 came out in 2004. Coincidence? I think not! Half-Life 3 confirmed.
delicious
i love it
G G G G G G G-MAN
F F F F F F F F F
Fuck you. jkjk
the free man g man controls g freeman
Make about Half-Life Thr- Oh nevermind
;_;
épica :D
A bit late but 1 hour version on my channel if anyone wants haha.. Thanks!
Thanks :)
Wonder what halve life 2 rap would have been like?
Wonder what a half life 3 rap would be like
Gggggggg gman
Ffffffffreeman
Fffffffff Freeman
Low gravity provides some downtime
To hit the ground I am
Bringing down giants
as if they're fricking houseflies.
Why does this part stick out the most to me? What makes rap good?
Do half life 2
Should I feel bad for liking Portal 2 more than the first HL?
@Cave Johnson Lol
No man,Hl2 and portal 2 are in the same universe so yeah it's not bad.
1:08
I see what you did there ;)
There are 3 words in the first 3 words of this rap, half life 3 confirmed
Let's sing!
Good to meet you. Cordial greetings. (hi) They call me Gordon Freeman
well that ended fast
and up until this morning i was an ordinary normal human
If you listen closely when he says "goriest abortions" you can hear him say "too far"
Make a Half-Life 2 rap :p
the first time i played hl1 it took me 1 month to complet and the second time it took me 5 hours
G G G G G Gman
F F F F F Freeman
good rap the best game half life!
The video is about 3 minutes. HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
I was raised playing half life 2, about 4-5 years later I played the origninal half life on playstation, I think it is much better than the second one to it. Definantly wroth buying.
Extacly.
So awesome!!
türk yokmu la :D
I love how this song is 10 years late 😂😂😂😂
Amazing song
The beat is Stay Strapped
the video ends 0n 3:09...
9/3=3
half-life 3 confirmed
holy shit you're right m8
+Maxxer S is that a hidden Valve can't count to 3 joke?
I hope so :D
+Guildes :ASDF:SFSD::SDF
Wait what pls some one explain to me
3 years later and it finally came true
1:14 :O
2:28 Someone say's "Too far" after he said abortion.
it's himself, he does (or did?) it in almost every song those background lines
I love them :D
Edit: I forgot this comment existed, and I am genuinely sorry for the now fixed typos.
Still seems out of place.
+Plesioth abortions jokes went too far XD
This is honestly super cringy, it was funny watching an idiot try to rap though.
+Sinon - San ignorant about music? well you don't know Dan Bull. and you hate rap? don't click on a rap video then. and by the way you don't have to go... oh i hate this song, why don't I post in comments of the video how much I hate this video so all his fans can see
@Ravingthegaming
First, I do like rap, never said I didn't, if I don't have to go "Oh, I hate this song." Why do you have to go telling me I shouldn't go saying "Oh I hate this song?" I expressed my opinion in a place built for the expression of opinion, grow up.
Oh yeah sorry. I apologise you have all the right saying "you hate this song" (even though you don't really need to post it) so you right there...... But wait thats not what you said... "ITS FUNNY WATCHING A IDIOT TRY TO RAP" This just seems like you want Dan's fans to rage out on you. well you got you wish
@Ravingthegaming
What? But it was funny watching an idiot try to rap, all I did was express my opinion.
gr8 b8 m8 8/8
Dude,the beat and the music...PURE AWESOMENESS
Gordon Freeman
G. Man
MIND.BLOWN!
good, now tease us with a hl2 rap video and never release it!
SOU BR, MAS FICO MUITO FODA :3
FIRE, GREAT BEAT !!
Subject: Dan Bull
Genre: Kinda man
Age: 223128907401741'489'
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Misleading thumbnail.
Gordon Freeman
Grdon Freman
Gon Fman
G Man