Dan Bull - Half-Life Lyrics






[Verse 1:]
Good to meet you, cordial greetings (Hi!)
They call me Gordon Freeman
And up until this morning
I was an ordinary normal human
Eating and reading the ingredients on a box of cereals
Then heading off to the Office of Anomalous Materials
Realise I’m late so I’ll have to catch you later
Gotta catch a train to Black Mesa’s anti-mass chamber
Put on my hazmat in case the vat breaks ‘cause that’s dangerous
You’d have to evade the blast radius of a resonance cascade that’s
The last stage of –
Ah, ahh! It’s . . . it’s actually, it’s actually happening
Th-this is not good! This is – shit
Wake up in the chamber with a bad head
Everybody in the lab dead
I better had fled, this is dead rad
Get it? Dead rad, hit a headcrab
With a crowbar, I’m a lonestar
Yo, guard! Gotta go, but I’ll owe you a postcard
Oh darn! Life is so hard, with no halves
Let alone half, like a diet with low carbs
But I like it so far
Life now has a worth and a purpose
Find out what on earth is occurring
Wipe out any vermin that’s stirring
Fly now to the surface and hurrry
There’s a person that’s lurking, queer
Think I’ve seen him working here
Gee, man, I’m not really certain what he’s observing
But I’m going to persevere, though I’m mere-
Ly an engineer, I’ll end your career

[Hook:]
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Man (And!)
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (Who?)
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Man (And!)
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman

[Verse 2:]
Damn, everybody’s after me
Guess that’s the way it has to be
From Black Ops to G-Man and all these dastardly
Bastard beings, masked marines
I’m blasting things with SPAS-12s
Then take a break to recharge my shield and grab health
Electric impulses convulse with the most violent sound
Sending houndeyes to the pound, firing rounds
Sliding round mines, if life has half a meaning, well I’ve found mine
Bouncing through the sky so high that I’m on cloud nine
Low gravity provides some downtime to hit the ground
I am bringing down giants as if they’re fricking houseflies
Hitch a ride inside a monorail car
Swinging off a tentacle like ahhhhhhhh!
I get in the ring with anybody, man, who’s on next?
I’ll wreck you, trekking from the land of Xen to Lambda Complex
Hang on one sec, I think I’ve got the wrong specs
That baby looks gargantuan, these lenses can’t be convex
Imagine the conception; that must have been some sex
Not to mention giving birth to it; how much can bums stretch?
But enough talk of proportions and awkward contortions
To pull the portal shut calls for the goriest abortion

[Hook:]
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (And!)
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-man (Who?)
F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Freeman (And!)
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-man





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  1. A.... ....

    Who's here after half life alyx?

  2. M.... ....

    Seems like a good time to listen this to celebrate HL: Alyx

    M.... ....

    Yeah, that trailer put this song back in my head.

  3. S.... ....

    OMG HALF-LIFE ALYX WAS JUST ANNOUNCED

  4. D.... F....

    Nobody:
    Anime girls: 2:04

  5. G.... G....

    I need an instrumental of this.

  6. L.... P....

    put the video on silent then u have Mr. freeman´s rapping

  7. N.... ....

    IM LIKE PLAY LEGENDRY GAMES 1 IS HALF-LIFE

  8. C.... G....

    Rise and shine Mr Freeman...

  9. M.... A....

    Atomically great!

  10. S.... V....

    This is so bad worse than JT music’s half life rap

  11. i.... m....

    Я из России и я просто наслаждался битом.

  12. D.... ....

    This was very well made you need to watch this if you like half-life

  13. P.... 3....

    Three years later and still amazing

  14. h.... v....

    Tf 2 rap?

  15. A.... T....

    You forgot about mr. Barney calhoun

  16. N.... G....

    #HALFLIFE3

  17. s.... l....

    2+2=4 1-4 =3 3+1 =4 4-2 =2 2+2=4 1-4 =3 half life 3 is coming folks!!!

  18. T.... C....

    Oh i loved playing half life

  19. S.... 0....

    Pls make a tf2 rap

  20. D.... ....

    "F F FFF FF FF FUCK THIS, I CANT RAP! Okay, let's try again..."

  21. K.... S....

    gggggggg man!

  22. G.... ....

    That flow

  23. B.... T....

    1:31 possibly the smartest maneuver you could do at this scene.

  24. M.... B....

    yo who got the beat for this, since the link doesn't work anymore

  25. V.... ....

    Pretty not bad

  26. Q.... ....

    Portal? Please portal. PORTAL?! PORTAL! Ah I'm kidding, as cool as that'd be i don't care, u do u Dan.

  27. T.... T....

    dan
    you have to stop

    you are going to burn your house down

  28. W.... G....

    Passed the game yesterday, masterpiece! But Half Life 2 is still better for me

  29. J.... P....

    1:09 "gee man" nice dan

  30. G.... ....

    cuphed is better rap than you

  31. T.... G....

    GREAT! now do the second one

  32. V.... M....

    rip in peace half life

  33. N.... 1....

    2:35 stop hitting Adrian

  34. T.... c....

    Make a rap about half life opposing force

  35. U.... P....

    Couldn't make it through my day without your music. Thanks!

  36. R.... j....

    Could someone give me the name of the beat that was used in the background or the name on the cratez

  37. G.... R....

    Black mesa

  38. S.... S....

    dat game qualty

  39. d.... d....

    this song is so cool and were but i love it

  40. M.... N....

    Surprisingly consistent... even Eminem himself could learn a thing or two from this

  41. 1.... ....

    you should do a portal one

  42. A.... ....

    Old But Gold

  43. 1.... ....

    please do a portal rap

  44. R.... N....

    Hey Dan, I think this is one of your weaker raps (and made in a lot of pain). I hope you revisit the HL series at some point now that you're back on point.

    Although I doubt you'll ever outdo your Civ5 rap... That was exceptional.

  45. A.... M....

    Do a half life 2 rap and I will father your children.

  46. N.... ....

    😼😼😼😼🤖🤖🤖

  47. P.... ....

    This is awesome.

  48. K.... A....

    rap about half life 2

  49. D.... ....

    now do doom

  50. E.... B....

    Please make a rap about Portal 2

  51. N.... T....

    I thought you would say: f f f f f f fuck

  52. P.... P....

    WHY HAVE YOU NOT DONE A VIDEO ON PORTAL YET!?!? Come on Dan plsssss :D

  53. M.... D....

    Why is this so dope though?! Whoa!

  54. s.... T....

    THANK YOU FOR FINALLY MAKING A HALF LIFE SONG iv wanted a song about half life and it's hard to find one

  55. A.... S....

    למה כתוב שם ג

  56. J.... T....

    CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE CHORUS LMAO

  57. M.... ....

    Video is 3 minutes and 9 seconds long. 9 divided by 3 is 3. 3 plus 3 is 6. 6 equals 4 multiplied by 3 divided by 4 multiplied by 2. Half-Life 2 came out in 2004. Coincidence? I think not! Half-Life 3 confirmed.

  58. w.... ....

    delicious

  59. A.... ....

    i love it

  60. K.... B....

    G G G G G G G-MAN
    F F F F F F F F F





    Fuck you. jkjk

  61. B.... A....

    the free man g man controls g freeman

  62. J.... a....

    Make about Half-Life Thr- Oh nevermind






    ;_;

  63. f.... l....

    épica :D

  64. T.... ....

    A bit late but 1 hour version on my channel if anyone wants haha.. Thanks!

  65. P.... D....

    Thanks :)

  66. D.... ....

    Wonder what halve life 2 rap would have been like?

    D.... ....

    Wonder what a half life 3 rap would be like

  67. H.... _....

    Gggggggg gman

    H.... _....

    Ffffffffreeman

  68. H.... _....

    Fffffffff Freeman

  69. M.... ....

    Low gravity provides some downtime
    To hit the ground I am
    Bringing down giants
    as if they're fricking houseflies.
    Why does this part stick out the most to me? What makes rap good?

  70. T.... P....

    Do half life 2

  71. M.... D....

    Should I feel bad for liking Portal 2 more than the first HL?

    M.... D....

    @Cave Johnson Lol

    M.... D....

    No man,Hl2 and portal 2 are in the same universe so yeah it's not bad.

  72. D.... P....

    1:08
    I see what you did there ;)

  73. M.... W....

    There are 3 words in the first 3 words of this rap, half life 3 confirmed

  74. M.... ....

    Let's sing!
    Good to meet you. Cordial greetings. (hi) They call me Gordon Freeman

    M.... ....

    well that ended fast

    M.... ....

    and up until this morning i was an ordinary normal human

  75. B.... ....

    If you listen closely when he says "goriest abortions" you can hear him say "too far"

  76. B.... B....

    Make a Half-Life 2 rap :p

  77. e.... m....

    the first time i played hl1 it took me 1 month to complet and the second time it took me 5 hours

  78. N.... ....

    G G G G G Gman
    F F F F F Freeman

  79. K.... 1....

    good rap the best game half life!

  80. R.... P....

    The video is about 3 minutes. HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

  81. B.... M....

    I was raised playing half life 2, about 4-5 years later I played the origninal half life on playstation, I think it is much better than the second one to it. Definantly wroth buying.

    B.... M....

    Extacly.

  82. B.... ....

    So awesome!!

  83. A.... Y....

    türk yokmu la :D

  84. T.... ....

    I love how this song is 10 years late 😂😂😂😂

  85. X.... ....

    Amazing song

    X.... ....

    The beat is Stay Strapped

  86. G.... ....

    the video ends 0n 3:09...
    9/3=3
    half-life 3 confirmed

    G.... ....

    holy shit you're right m8

    G.... ....

    +Maxxer S is that a hidden Valve can't count to 3 joke?
    I hope so :D

    G.... ....

    +Guildes :ASDF:SFSD::SDF

    G.... ....

    Wait what pls some one explain to me

    G.... ....

    3 years later and it finally came true

  87. L.... A....

    1:14 :O

  88. V.... T....

    2:28 Someone say's "Too far" after he said abortion.

    V.... T....

    it's himself, he does (or did?) it in almost every song those background lines
    I love them :D



    Edit: I forgot this comment existed, and I am genuinely sorry for the now fixed typos.

    V.... T....

    Still seems out of place.

    V.... T....

    +Plesioth abortions jokes went too far XD

  89. e.... -....

    This is honestly super cringy, it was funny watching an idiot try to rap though.

    e.... -....

    +Sinon - San ignorant about music? well you don't know Dan Bull. and you hate rap? don't click on a rap video then. and by the way you don't have to go... oh i hate this song, why don't I post in comments of the video how much I hate this video so all his fans can see

    e.... -....

    @Ravingthegaming
    First, I do like rap, never said I didn't, if I don't have to go "Oh, I hate this song." Why do you have to go telling me I shouldn't go saying "Oh I hate this song?" I expressed my opinion in a place built for the expression of opinion, grow up.

    e.... -....

    Oh yeah sorry. I apologise you have all the right saying "you hate this song" (even though you don't really need to post it) so you right there...... But wait thats not what you said... "ITS FUNNY WATCHING A IDIOT TRY TO RAP" This just seems like you want Dan's fans to rage out on you. well you got you wish

    e.... -....

    @Ravingthegaming
    What? But it was funny watching an idiot try to rap, all I did was express my opinion.

    e.... -....

    gr8 b8 m8 8/8

  90. S.... F....

    Dude,the beat and the music...PURE AWESOMENESS

  91. Z.... Z....

    Gordon Freeman
    G. Man

    Z.... Z....

    MIND.BLOWN!

  92. T.... V....

    good, now tease us with a hl2 rap video and never release it!

  93. �.... C....

    SOU BR, MAS FICO MUITO FODA :3

  94. e.... ....

    FIRE, GREAT BEAT !!

  95. F.... F....

    Subject: Dan Bull
    Genre: Kinda man
    Age: 223128907401741'489'
    State: rekted

  96. D.... D....

    Misleading thumbnail.

  97. K.... ....

    Gordon Freeman
    Grdon Freman
    Gon Fman
    G Man