Dan Bull - H2ODelirious Lyrics
This is a hold-up!
Ten Million
I've got a Double Daryl shotgun, pointed at your bottom
Now hand over the Diamond Play Button
It's attached to his face like a grapefruit peel
Dat face reveal's gonna make 'em squeal
But when's it gonna be?
Patient, we'll need to negociate a deal
Then maybe we'll see about making it real
He's a mystical being from space
Even his family hasn't seen his face
And I know I shouldn't tell you this, he'll be fumin'
But he looks just like a typical human
And assuming you didn't figure it out already
When he doesn't get a hug he becomes unsteady
Vomit on his sweater, mom's spaghetti
You're getting soaked no stopping the leak
Like a toddler reluctant to sleep
Acting as if he's got nothing to eat
But he's one of the top, the elite
I got as many views in my career
As Delirious has just got in a week
You better Shuch up when I drop on the beat
Because even though he can't properly speak
He will climb greatness mountain and then grab
Greatness's tits at the top of the peak
He can play Gmod Hide and Seek
With Vanoss then switch up to Hide and Shriek
Everyday's Friday the Thirteenth, so
Check your sub box first thing, oh
He plus Gmod are peas in a pea pod
Try and stop him and there'll be a season of Jihad
Fighting over who might be the supreme God
They've both never been seen, does it seem odd?
The Delirious family knows
We're unlike the average joes
Or Mannequin hoes
The insanity shows
No wonder mom and dad are panicking loads
Your'e damned if you do and you're damned if you don't
So strap on the mask and gooooo
The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings
This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing
So instead of singing melodies
I just sort of rythmically speak
About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing
Greatness's tits at the top of the peak
Oh, the moon tide is tugging on my heart strings
This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing
So instead of singing melodies
I just sort of rythmically speak
About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing
Greatness's tits at the top of the peak
Why so serious, why so blue?
Ain't H2O Delirious right fo' you?
Why? What lenghts could a guy go to
To provide your amusement, acquire those views
In Vinewood driving a Rhino through
Find Shia LeBeouf and call him Shilo Boof
Ahem, that was a typo, oops
No need to correct me you snide lil' douche
Everyone's a critic, the line's so true
When you get what creators online go through
"You're so useless and I'm so cool"
I can hit a low and a high note too
'Scuse me but do I know you?
Telling me to die, bro, why don't you
Shuch up!
You're in serious need of a
TOUCH UP!
I don't meen make up, I mean getting
ROUGHED UP!
Shuch up!
If you found that offensive well then
You should have heard what I took out the
Rough cut!
Shuch up!
If you don't, I've a prediction
Shuch up!
You'll become a survivor victim
Shuch up!
Just Shuch up! Shuch up! Shuch up!
Just Shuch up! Shuch up! Shuch up!
Just Shuch up!
Or I'll introduce my foot to your buttocks
The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings
This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing
So instead of singing melodies
I just sort of rythmically speak
About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing
Greatness's tits at the top of the peak
Boat wrecker, dope peddlar, vogue setter
Go getter, joke teller, so clever
Wana make a video better?
No pressure
Lol joke the heat's overloading your processor
You're a flat pack hat rack, he's an oak dresser
Don't imitate, come up with your own method
Or even better, just don't ever
Pimpin' out the lo lo with chrome leather
Taking over the show at his own leisure
While I study flows like a professor
We dunno whether dinos had no feathers
But we do know the zero's supposed to be a letter
It's totally an "O" not a number
This is a Courgette, this is a Cucumber
Known as zuchini
Oh 'scuse me, but I'm from overseas, so sue me
Goody two shoes and a blue hoody
Bloody shoes would he choose to be you buddy? Who?
True that he's too good he needs to be studied
To discover the gene making movies funny
Ten million subs that'll see YouTube
Then be "Please mummy, we need food"
How can I say this without seeming rude?
Pff, screw it, you're a penis dude!
The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings
This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing
So instead of singing melodies
I just sort of rythmically speak
About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing
Greatness's tits at the top of the peak
Lemme begin a rap that's incredibly fast
See me get in and then vanish quicker
Than the fidget spinner fad
MiniLadd's getting really mad, checking the minimap
Like the fella was in Trinidad with a myriad
Of chickens when he meant to be in Chiliad, silly chap
Will he actually get'em back and intact, or be
Picking up a bit of litter and sticking it in a bag
With a death date written on the tag
I know true, it's a sucky task
But somebody's gotta do it so go fetch the hockey mask
That costume's Delirious, don't copy that
Hitting with the impact of a shotty blast
He needs food to bloat up his body mass
And make a meal montage with a Rocky track
One second, he's a fully jolly chap
And the next he's a bloody stroppy twat
And if you haven't ever heard of Batcoon
He's a badass, crime-fighting racoon
Kicking every villain's ass to this rap tune
'Til it make an excuse to leave, and soon
Delirious rhymes with:
Curious, Furious, Spurious and Devine Mysterious Experience
So get down on your knees and beg
With a prayer to the white circle easter egg
The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings
This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing
So instead of singing melodies
I just sort of rythmically speak
About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing
Greatness's tits at the top of the peak
Oh, the moon tide is tugging on my heart strings
This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing
So instead of singing melodies
I just sort of rythmically speak
About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing
Greatness's tits at the top of the peak
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Dan Bull H2ODelirious Comments
H2O FOREVER!!!
I can't believe it's already been 2 years
Wait deliriouses heart has a bottom
ive been subbed since 2012 but i loose my accounts
shuch up
That beat...
While driving damn...
I love delirious ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Am I the only won ho thinks he wrote this song to rost duleriuse
A prayer to the white circle Easter egg
I think that the person who is singing is a clue what he looks like 🤔
10 rappers eminem would not rap against
B o i
You are the most delirious prison iv ever watched keep up the good work and if I git to meet you in prison I would love to do a video with you best content
Ah she told me put my heart in the bag
My god this guy isn’t even bad at it but just hearing British rap makes me want to die
This song is lit 🔥😁
On a live video of you taking off your mask
A great song for a great youtuber
Before I begin my speech
Ad: NO YOU DONT
I'm from Russian, but it's cool
Sick bruh
I think he said bubble Daryl wrong
That greatness mountain line is amazing
200000M
Есть кто Русский и смотрит это видео?
Отзавитесь лайком под комм или напшите
3:43 than the fidget spinner fad so funny
The chorus is perfect wdym
This song is so dope
You're awesome H20
Pls put this on spotify mate this is like the best song ever
Seeing this gets me in the feels, Delirious says we’ve changed his life but he also changed ours
So cool and so Awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't wait to see delirious to do a vlog
2020 and I still think this is the best rap ever
6.9M views lol
Sick song ay
It is the coolest thing I ever ever seen l I love you H20
2020 anyone?
Bro WATCHING THIS ON ACID THOUGH..
i just realized he roasted mini ladd 😂
Nah man. Thank you for giving us something to look forward to every time we see that notification. Keep it up
What happened to spaceman chaos
I been watching for 8 yer
2020 boys
11:59 I’m dead
10Million music video **exits**
The views: *6Mil*
Haters:die bit"" h2O:why dont u
I believe you can git 100 million subscribers
11:57 lol
H2o army
It 2020 i still listen to this
Instead of spotify I have shazam. i really like this song !
I like it too
i saw the joker Easter egg with WHY SO SERIOUS?
Anyone here watching this in 2019/2020?
Sounds like dan bull
Aroooooooooooooooooooooo in the background
Today is my birthday and This song came out on my birthday last year Jan 4. I’m such a huge fan
this sounds like the idubbz disstrack
Why me hear ban bull
2020 anyone?.... I gave into the fad
I love this song but not as much as his videos
Their songs but they're loud actually
This is awesome song
💟💟💟
👍👍😁😁😎😎😎😎😎😎☠👻
Shuch up
OMG THIS WAS RELAESED ON MY BIRTHDAY EVAN THOUGHT IM 1 YEAR IN IT HE FUTURE!!!!
Congrats DELIRIOUS FOR GETTING 10 M SUBSCRIBErs !
If you listen on 4:33 you can here delirious
This song puts me to sleep every night
Congratulations delirious on Your 10 million subscribers
everyone may saw that or maybe not idk but on 1:52 on the tang it says ´Give Birth´....just wanna say guz no one else said it
Im so glad to be in this delirious army 👌👌👌👌
i think this dude is diss tracking on delerious i mean its just a guess
What’s your favorite animal
this video hydrated me
Thus we get Elye
My OC inspired my H2O
I love this song
2 mil between 2018
H20 is the best YouTuber in the future
Everyone is secretly Delirious... Shhh, don't let others know
i love delirious i love you
Made me think that guy who was singing was H20 Delirious
What if he made one then said nah
I want to see you video h20
Who is still here in 2019
I give this an infinity
I notice the beat is very similar than when Idubz made his diss track on RiceGum
0:30 Eminem reference
The way how delirious just turns saying “NO” is just to funny I’m laughing so hard 😂😂 0:06
Imagine triping balls at the end of the song.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
👋👋👋👋👋 hi H20 delirious. and I heard your songs they are so cool
Yo delirious can you put this on iTunes?
Ay subscribedr
you are awesome
Here is a Spotify link for the song! https://open.spotify.com/user/douglby/playlist/7kh1FuiPkPDjHyncqjmL7G
THANK YOU FOR TAKING MY CHANNEL TO WHERE IT IS TODAY! <3 This video has a lot of Easter Eggs in it, Which ones did you see?
H2O are you want a WW3 to start because if I heard Jihad word I would fight till die but are you muslim
Everybody shut up shut up shut up shut up I don't care what you say I went to shut up
I did not see any Easter eggs in the video
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥