Dan Bull - Friends With Benefits Lyrics






Look, fuck buddies, I want to be fuck buddies
Turn up the subwoofer in the trunk and bump uglies
Give me a hug please; I hold a little too long
I'm coming on a little too strong
You're getting blushed cheeks, so we'd better move on
Get a move on, I'm in above my head like a bouffant
Take too long and I'm afraid you've gone
And I'll have lost another lady, but gained another new song

Yes, let's be friends with benefits
My love life's suffering a deficit
Let's be friends with benefits
Friends with benefits

I've never been especially eloquent
I'm as elegant as an eccied elephant
My etiquette is evidently ever in development
But when I'm in bed then I'm in my element
I promise, honest, we'll listen to some Ella Fitzgerald
Then we'll get it on with the leather whips
The morning after the night before we caved in
Cavemen and cavewomen craving the fornication
I'm never sure if it's safe
But I'd say that it calls for some glorification

Yes, let's be friends with benefits
Because I'm ever such a clever dick
Let's be friends with benefits
Friends with benefits

There's so much history to tip-toe around
It's hard to keep afloat when the ship's going down
Once we danced at the disco in town
With both our hips going round
I realised through seeing your eyes, it was the genesis
Of the end of friends with benefits
I'd been increasingly feeling affectionate
It seemed that revealing my secret would get a kiss
So I leaned in for the hell of it
And you ripped the beating thing from my chest and then severed it
You're a prejudiced, feminine supremacist
Nevertheless you're getting sex from your nemesis

Let's not be friends with benefits
Because I'm ever such a clever dick
Let's not be friends with benefits
Because we'll never hear the end of it





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  1. U.... 7....

    i want to piss everyone off,


    2019 anybody?

  2. K.... D....

    i remember this having like 10 million views

  3. S.... C....

    This song is addictive

  4. T.... o....

    Ive loved you music since day one and this album is just perfect

  5. D.... S....

    someone KSI

  6. R.... P....

    I sung this to my crush. Yeah....

    R.... P....

    XD you got balls of steel friend! I waited to long on mine and her best friend swooped her up first.

  7. P.... S....

    This song describes my experience perfectly :D, thanks Dan

  8. J.... T....

    This is fucking amazing. Love all your songs!

  9. M.... W....

    The fusion of soul and rap, poetry and melody.

  10. y.... d....

    0.5 sounds like some weird acid trip holy shit

    y.... d....

    clorix bleach get out of here what do you want?! I see you everywhere I wanted to watch a naruto video and you were there, i wanted to watch scarce talk about YouTube drama and you were their I wanted to watch a RDC world 1 react video and you were there! leave me alone omfg lmao I can't take it anymore all i wanna do is listen to some good ole Dan bull XD 😢😂😢😂😢😂😢😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😢😂😢😂😂😂😂

    y.... d....

    @Keon Norris :p I get that alot

  11. Z.... ....

    lol then we will get it on with the leather wips

  12. S.... W....

    try it at .5

  13. v.... o....

    de todas tus canciones y álbumes que conozco siempre vuelvo a este :)
    es increíble!

  14. M.... R....

    I'm back again and I'm still Loving this song.

  15. S.... ....

    Seemed like such a good idea the time! -your life

  16. M.... t....

    You get mad respect from me for this whole album and putting it out for free.

    This is dope, man.

  17. C.... F....

    Pleeaaassseee make this a cd I would buy all the CD

  18. K.... ....

    I LOVE THIS ALBUM

  19. M.... R....

    I really want to hear more original raps from you Dan.

  20. L.... m....

    Amo esta canción *-*

  21. B.... C....

    I once asked my girlfriend if we could be friends with benifets and she kicked my in the nuts so hard I spat up blood
    So ya never say that to your girlfriend

  22. S.... F....

    Dan this song is awesome man I can't stop playing it u sir r a lyrical genius.

  23. R.... G....

    I love this song so much it makes me laugh every time. Good work Dan

  24. B.... N....

    Reminds me of my friends Tino and Matt. I'm pretty sure they're gay with each other, but they're not telling me. They're hiding it really well.

    B.... N....

    @Brandon Nguyen True.

  25. C.... G....

    Awesome song Dan that is true rapping talent

  26. z.... ....

    Not bad singing, lyrics aren't exceptional though.

  27. T.... R....

    Holy hell Dan!  The rhyme scheming is the second verse is mind blowing.  Truly inspired.

  28. J.... D....

    Will the instrumental for this be released?

  29. B.... R....

    I was friends with benefits at one time but... THAT HO GOT HIT BYE A GOD DAME BUSS... so i was all like shit... but she had a sitar HELL YA 

  30. T.... P....

    keep up with the good job dan ;)

  31. b.... ....

    sooo catchy, really like this

  32. m.... j....

    This song perfectly describes the past week of my life

  33. K.... C....

    Does anyone know what eccied means

  34. B.... -....

    This is such a bumpin' awesome song! The lyrics are fantastic! I love how your songs go through the emotions as if they're happening through the course of the song; brilliant!

  35. A.... T....

    I love this album

  36. J.... T....

    I have bought this song on itunes , I will happily pay to listen to your awesome music, I'm also gonna buy the album if I can. :) u deserve the money.

  37. R.... S....

    "It seemed like such a good idea at the time..." -Dan Bull 2014

    MADE MY FRICKEN DAY

  38. J.... ....

    I'm completely in love with the tune of this song

  39. M.... ....

    This beat reminds of his John Lennon Rap

  40. A.... T....

    Best, god damn, fucking rapper ever! Are you ever gonna go live Dan Bull? With talent this great, you gotta start doing live shows. Hell, I would pay! TAKE MY MONEY DAN! I AM THROWING IT AT THE SCREEN, BUT YOU WON'T TAKE IT!!! Aka man, love this song, love the album!

  41. M.... F....

    Can't deny these rhymes.

  42. D.... D....

    Yup...XD

  43. B.... M....

    Hey Dan Bull I just wanted to say I love all of your work it truly is amazing in my opinion I love it! Thank you for continuing to make music again I love it and you! (No homo lolz)

  44. T.... D....

    on of the best songs in his album

  45. T.... I....

    Dan. Bull. Rapper. Cool. (Cull? Howdu spell it to rhyme with Bull?!?) Beats all da com-pe-tition. by being super cool, rapping at the pool. Or evan in da lesson (lessi-on?) Make moar lines im not a rapper XD

  46. J.... D....

    This is my favorite on the album. Has the most interesting sound an lyrics in my opinion.

  47. T.... V....

    This sounds so Familiar...

    T.... V....

    It kinda reminds me of some Tupac songs I've heard before.

    T.... V....

    Lol!  I meant, it reminds me of parts of my Life!  hahaha

  48. E.... V....

    Why does the black guy in the middle have  a dot on his forehead?

  49. A.... ....

    Its stuck in my head *DAN*

  50. S.... D....

    Didn't really like this one, Dan. Sorry.

  51. J.... ....

    Alexander! Great King of Asia, all I want to ask is why you had to kill all those Indians in the Hydaspes when you could hace been tapping Roxana's royal ass?

  52. O.... R....

    I really liked the album

  53. R.... ....

    Ah! The lyrics are of a sexual nature what do we do? The children can't hear this! Ahhhhhhhh! Honey phone the police, ill get the kids downstairs into the basement in-case a sex tornado passes through!
    No. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

    R.... ....

    Plus the point of the song is that trying to friends with benefits is a very bad idea, so it's not the "average sexual rap song."

    R.... ....

    @mrlollipop638 So what you mean, sexual songs are advancing? What do we do? Honey, book plane tickets, we're just not safe anymore!

  54. N.... D....

    Dan has gotten ALOT better!

  55. N.... ....

    i like this style more where you are like singing, Your voice sounds incredible.

  56. n.... g....

    Git's so sad that most of Dan's subs haven't watched this yet

  57. E.... ....

    "You're a prejudiced, feminine supremacist
    nevertheless you're getting sex from your nemesis"

    Ouch.

    Otherwise, another funky, enjoyable track. Love the backing music.

  58. O.... V....

    <3 The chill vibe of this song!

  59. G.... -....

    great album dude you ever thinking of tours etc

  60. L.... S....

    Golden album, Dan! Love your non-gaming raps as much, if not more than your gaming ones, so I hope we get more stuff like this!

  61. X.... ....

    Not PG-13... nuff said...

  62. M.... T....

    I kinda prefer this song at 1.25 speed.... IDK why but it just sounds better to me

  63. S.... K....

    I love the beat of this one ^.^

  64. m.... ....

    nice song dan

  65. H.... P....

    yes Dan another good addition to the album, the only constructive criticism i could give is that the chorus' all seem a little weak so far imo, but for a first time thing a really good album!

  66. T.... T....

    Awesome song.

  67. T.... ....

    Dan, You deserve to be famous! This album is epic :D

  68. R.... V....

    I wanted to be friends with benefits but ended up just getting friendzoned now I'm jacking off to her tits

    ye boi imma rapper too
    i chalenge YOU

    R.... V....

    Dudes, what you're trying to say - it's kinda gay
    imma slay every1 that gets too close to me
    i don't like it when all of you fool around -
    so get back in the crowd and don't be so loud!
    i hope this proves that i am the master
    of rap -
    and all of you are just causing disaster
    I'll end this here or I'll destroy you,
    see you soon guys, but hey
    don't just eat grass and sometimes say "moo"

    R.... V....

    maybe there was a reason u were in the friend zone..

    R.... V....

    @eS2daBe no, you just served that guy haha (sorry for late reaction)

    R.... V....

    @alb1n0burrit0 cheers for the acknowledgement! Better late than never

    R.... V....

    @Rob Vegan Persie
     Why does it always have to be  about your penis/

  69. G.... ....

    I'd say best track in this album so far Dan :)
    PS: Are you still going to be doing gaming raps?

  70. T.... ....

    If you put this song in 1.25 speed, it actually gets better

  71. J.... R....

    Nice one. I think I made repeat button my friend with benefits.

  72. F.... ....

    So catchy it almost beats the catchiness of "Dear Lily". You did it again Dan! :D

  73. P.... ....

    Makes me soggy.

  74. E.... G....

    I like this quite a bit! You never fail to amaze me Dan.

  75. s.... ....

    I dedicate this song to Zoe Quinn lol

  76. J.... ....

    Evidently awesome.

  77. S.... A....

    it's kinda of dumb to turn down a friendship with benefits..

  78. d.... t....

    Hey Dan, how do you get inspired to write songs? Is it a case of has happened, or like to/ not like to happen?

  79. t.... w....

    I love this song. It has such a upbeat tune despite the topic. You have some how managed to make them compliment each other perfectly. Brilliant Dan, you have shown a different side to you. I hope you make more songs like this.  

  80. C.... B....

    Another great tune! <3 

  81. A.... ....

    quality song, really like the way your style goes

  82. P.... X....

    This is defiantly my favourite of all the ones so far

  83. T.... ....

    i really enjoy these raps. they've been part of my ever changing playlist for about a year now. really kept me calm and happy through some shit times. thanks, Mr. Bull :P

  84. M.... ....

    This is probably my favourite on the album.  Your style really has come a long way from Safe.

  85. A.... A....

    Let's be friends with benefits!

  86. L.... K....

    i hav a friend with benefits, das sum goood shtuff i doooo, maaan

    L.... K....

    Your like 8 by the looks of your profile picture and spelling,
    So either your lying (more likely)
    Or your under arrest for underage sex.
    Hmmm thats what I thought,
    What would your mother say if I told her your were listening to this song?
    (I stand by all my comments except the last line, I'm 13 xD)
    Good day sir

  87. K.... K....

    Awesome as always Dan! I love your stuff and i will definitely be picking up this album. Is it your first album? ill have to see if there are more i need to get now. ^^

    K.... K....

    He has made two other albums called Safe and Face if you were still wondering :P

    K.... K....

    oh awesome thanks ^^

  88. J.... P....

    Best one so far mate

  89. P.... ....

    Hey Dan, I really like this album! My favourite track was 'Last Cigarette'.
    Are you going to make another non-gaming album anytime soon?

    P.... ....

    I do hope so!

    P.... ....

    @Dan Bull
    I loved that one too, one of your best songs together with Civilization and John Lennon

    P.... ....

    @Pinkhat I actually memorized civilization word for word, and i want to memorize destiny.

    P.... ....

    @Pinkhat you got good taste in his songs those are my two fav

    P.... ....

    I memorised the Skyrim rap and then actually climbed a mountain and rapped it

  90. F.... ....

    i know speeding it up kinda ruins it's artistic-ness, but just try it once at 1.5 speed...

    F.... ....

    @Duncan Warpole O_O because most white people generaly arnet good rappers?

    F.... ....

    @unstaible child nice stereotype mate

    F.... ....

    @MatrixGuardians99 im not steryotyping mate i implied that thers a variety by using the words 'most' and 'generally' these big boy words mean a great deal of something or a large portion not the entirety ......dumb ass

    F.... ....

    @unstaible child yeah I know what stereotype is:
    "a widely held but fixed and oversimplified image or idea of a particular type of person or thing"

    F.... ....

    @MatrixGuardians99 ohh dictionary worrior welp thats it game over man

  91. e.... ....

    Dan Bull... where can I get instrumentals of your album?

    e.... ....

    I may release these at some point in the future but they aren't public for now

    e.... ....

    @Dan Bull fair enough mate, keep up the good work!

  92. S.... ....

    Well, that's my new earworm sorted. Brill work as always Dan.

  93. p.... p....

    awsome. love your style.

  94. F.... ....

    damn this was fucking nice, the sound the Rapping the flow everything shit the beat was on point, nice Dan nice.

  95. R.... ....

    My favorite track so far, I really enjoy it when do your slightly more fast-paced stuff.

  96. B.... ....

    le tumblr army has arrived

  97. J.... ....

    Only 3 dislikes, damn Dan; you're good.

  98. C.... ....

    Are there going to be physical copies of this album? I would deffinetly add this to my collection!