Dan Bull - Dear Microsoft Lyrics






Dear Microsoft
Hi, I'm Dan Bull, I write rap verses
And this track's about your quite crap service
You've supposedly done countless improvements
So tell me how come that now it is useless?
What's the ground for bringing out all this new stuff
If it's not as good as 2002 was?
Your latest upgrade won't allow me to do what
I used to be able to do without an issue whatsoever
You're obviously not so clever
If you reckon this development makes software better
An elementary mailbox is all it's meant to be
But there isn't a single thing to more effectively
Enkindle the raw intensity of Dan's rage
Than accessing my messages to get given a blank page
No matter how much I refresh it, it's the damn same
It's like I'm the victim of a whiteout campaign
I down the champagne when it finally opens
Only to find it's too late and my ties are broke
It's urgent but trying to reply's just hopeless
It would have been quicker just to write and post it
A service so unreliable is unviable
It's undeniable so trying to have me done for libel
Is undesirable, I'd provide you with the details
In an email but you wouldn't find it because
A) It wouldn't arrive at all
And B) I couldn't write it anyway cos there's so much of it, it's undescribeable
I would like a refund for all the wasted time that you give me
Is this what you mean by The New Busy?
I'm too busy now, my day's too stressful
Not cos I'm successful but cos Hotmail's dreadful
It's leaving me feeling off-kilter
Immune system weaker than your spam filter
And what's with the file transfers on MSN?
I tried to send a picture to my best friend
Dragged the link into the window but it got all compressed then
I'm not impressed. 640 by 480?
I thought these days shit was all HD
I don't need a "paste this to Facebook" facility
Just a faithful communication utility
Silly me for thinking the ability to link is
Pretty obligatory in this day and age but
That's yet another thing you dicks have disabled
Now I have to click away to bring a seperate page up
Select the link, copy the text and then paste
What the F MSN are gonna do next
I'll never guess except I bet it's a mess
Cos every change that's made by the boffins
Is another fail nail in the coffin
I've been trying to stay away from the Gmail doctrine
But unless it gets better then I'm left with no option





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  1. L.... D....

    Anyone realise that the email is [email protected]?

  2. L.... _....

    didn't know ur bf was atlee dan. U look good for ur age

  3. C.... V....

    This beat reMinds Me of someone this rap is pretty *slim* hey that computer was pretty *shady*

  4. K.... H....

    did you try turn it off and on

  5. J.... C....

    #linuxmasterrace

  6. B.... D....

    Linux is the only operating system left that doesn't leave you with a giant spinning wheel. Windows used to be the techie OS; if it failed it was because you broke something you shouldn't have been tampering with. Now MacOS and Windows cater to the same userbase: an inept one. Accept the forward slash and put the fun back into computing. BASH is better than DOS ever was anyway.

  7. M.... N....

    6 years later and still true

  8. F.... F....

    I couldn't send a picture though the email app for the longest time.

  9. p.... ....

    this still resonates to me.

  10. S.... 1....

    We need a new letter for Windows 10

  11. g.... ....

    I really love the "send anywhere" app, available for practically every platform in existence, it's a zero config P2P / file hosting/sharing service you just drag and drop the file and give you friend a 6 character code. and if you register all your own devices on the same account, then you can do stuff like instantly copy a file to your mobile without having to resort to emailing it to yourself.

  12. J.... Y....

    OMG I just noticed he put Microsoft's email as "@gmail" hahahahaha

  13. J.... W....

    This is my favourite song by Dan Bull. I just keep coming back to it.

    J.... W....

    The beat is Get Down - DJ Quik

    J.... W....

    +Stud Gaming FOUND YOU FUCKER

  14. C.... ....

    Dan I am from the year 2015 Microsoft gets better or not the still Fukien suck heh XD

  15. N.... ....

    I want that mug.

  16. S.... W....

    i wonder how hard it was to eat that spam like that.

  17. G.... M....

    Its taken two years to realise the backing track is Get Down by DJ Quik.

  18. M.... C....

    did you actually send that

    M.... C....

    +kodi peters if you notice its addressed to [email protected] , tis the joke!

    M.... C....

    didn't even notice xD

  19. h.... ....

    I take it Microsoft didn't see this video as they have just sponsored his latest video!!!

  20. T.... ....

    microsoft@*gmail.com*
    LOL

    T.... ....

    +TheDanishTeens Should be [email protected] :D

    T.... ....

    +Adam Krutyna no it is [email protected]

    T.... ....

    @Mike Ioakimidis
    :D

    T.... ....

    Why do youtube always shows first the comment that i want to type?

    T.... ....

    Sheogorath784 it's reading your mind

  21. A.... C....

    Fuck microsoft because my fucking acount won't let me get online with my boys and I paid at least $1 for this bullshit ass membership and I believe that sony is 1000 times better than microsoft so fuck off punk ass bitch and I will confistgate your got damn company and make it better

  22. b.... ....

    "What the F MSN are going to do next"... shut down. Cancel everything. Kill it off. hah

  23. X.... ....

    Is no one gonna comment it's Microsoft at gmail?

  24. E.... ....

    A Summary of Windows 8

    E.... ....

    Cough vista

    E.... ....

    **cough cough** windows me **cough cough**

    E.... ....

    +FlamesTube 2 words
    Movie maker

    E.... ....

    maybe windows 10? Windows 8 works fine for me just install classic start menu

  25. R.... ....

    I made my hotmail account in 2010, but I switched to Gmail last year.

  26. R.... K....

    now let's see if it sends

    R.... K....

    ummm... sorry, but this comment isnt loading. i though with would be fixed in my last update...

  27. L.... L....

    I like that Microsoft's email in the video is @gmail and not Hotmail.

  28. F.... T....

    qual a tradução da musica? ;-;

  29. J.... G....

    What did you exactly expected from company named after Gates' dick, Dan?

    J.... G....

    +QVear fucking hell that is funny

    J.... G....

    +QVear noticed the ERB reference straight away. huehueh.

    J.... G....

    +QVear It's probably small and soft... Y'know... Micro-Soft.

    J.... G....

    +Maroki 06 (Maroki06)
    +1 necro
    +1 explained joke

    J.... G....

    @Masked Death listen to epic rap battles of history jobs vs gates... gates will open for all the jobs

  30. R.... F....

    You stoop to the ignorance of rap to cite the flaws of Microsoft? Your rhymes sound like a third grader did them on a short bus ride to school! It's a shame that people can't express themselves anymore without destroying their "message" by having to make it rhyme. I remember when people finally took a step back and looked at "disco" with an objective eye, and realized what a contrived, ridiculous, money making scam the whole thing was. Hopefully, we haven't become too brain dead to someday have the same sort of epiphany about this miserably simple scam to bilk and control the miserably simple, called "Rap".

    R.... F....

    +Robert Frapples I wonder why this has no likes?

  31. K.... L....

    Came here from Dan's twitter :D

  32. E.... ....

    Sure, the lyrics are great, but just imagine an instrumental of this.

  33. A.... T....

    I'm actually still using Windows XP...

  34. S.... Y....

    I used to be a faithful hotmail user too, had my account from 1997, still there too but I can't open it because fucking outlook won't let me IN and I've not got the patience to go through their bloody hoops to get there. Haven't been in that account in something like three years or more. I've suffered through yahoo's more recent alterations and hung on there but now I've got gmail too (but I hate it).

  35. T.... I....

    The only reason why i am still using Windows is beacuse i can't record games in linux  and i can't overclock my videocard.

  36. C.... M....

    Your the best rapper ever

  37. J.... S....

    lol sendig the email to microsoft@gmail haha

  38. D.... L....

    You should really do a Dear Riot, rap. 'Cause they are really fucking up as of lately.

  39. s.... ....

    Spam. Spiced ham.

    s.... ....

    Ill always see this thanks....

    s.... ....

    spam is an acronym for "shoulders of pork and ham" as thats whats its actually made of anyway. however do not be mislead and think im ranting on you i also understand its commonly referred to as spiced ham. i just find this one more logical. thank you for your time.

  40. b.... ....

    Just four years later, they fixed everything ;D

    b.... ....

    +TheDanishTeens You no longer have to go through the trouble of sending your personal information to Microsoft yourself as it does it for you now.

    b.... ....

    I'm currently using Windows 8.1, It's not to bad now that I've gotten use to it. But I can say that Windows 7 was much easier to use, at least for me. I haven't considered upgrading to Windows 10 because my friends are saying it's crappy and buggy.

    b.... ....

    @Trevor Philips
    It is crappy and buggy, Windows 7 is still supreme.

    b.... ....

    @*****
    How?

    b.... ....

    @*****
    I've not had any issues with Windows 7 of programs that are slow or doesn't work.
    I have had several of the same programs not work on Windows 10, ultimately they will fix their errors and Windows 10 might be the supreme windows OS, but as of now it's definitely not.

  41. s.... ....

    Hey guys look MySpace..

  42. N.... ....

    The British Eminem 

  43. L.... X....

    I agree soooooooo much

  44. Q.... G....

    hey hasnt msn shut down :P

    Q.... G....

    *Uchem* Uploaded on Feb 2, *2011*. Yes it's ceased operations.

    Q.... G....

    @Moog I was pointing out that he was diffing at it in the rap-mail and its closed down. The :P should have been enough for people to understand that I know how to tell when something is uploaded

    Q.... G....

    they havent shut it down really they removed the ability for new users to actually go onto it, i have a old windows xp desktop and it still has functioning MSN program and services in it except the mail system redirects to Outlook since Outlook is the new name for MSN / Hotmail

  45. T.... B....

    The emails seen in this are priceless.

    Carol Vorderman - "LOOK, WILL YOU JUST FUCK OFF?"
    Vorders Fan Club - "RE: Where can I buy underwea..."
    Bristol Magistrates Court - "Summons - C. Vorderman vs ..."

  46. S.... A....

    Please say you got a reply from that email xD?

  47. S.... P....

    That mug just cracks me up!!!

  48. A.... ....

    Ha that's why nobody hacks Microsoft because it aint worth it

    A.... ....

    Seriously? Microsoft makes more money than certain governments and has the biggest net worth per employee than any other company. Sure about that?

  49. J.... ....

    I love Windows 8. I just hate how if you get 1 virus,Microsoft can't help you with that. Tried calling them,leaving them a email and even tried to remove it myself.

  50. F.... ....

    And that's why I use Linux.

    F.... ....

    +Max Koopmans Uh, you don't install Linux to use Windows stuff. You can, but you shouldn't unless you absolutely have to. I don't know where you got this 20% from, Linux should support most hardware these days.

  51. D.... F....

    That "I'm a Twat" mug though.

  52. l.... l....

    Have you tried a Mac?

  53. M.... C....

    0:46 The mails xD

  54. R.... C....

    My Microsoft account basically got raped by them. Apparently someone else got into my account, that's bull shit. I got into my own account from another device. What they did though, was block off my account until filled out this massive fucking questionnaire with information I can't get unless I get onto the fucking account. It asks for the debit card I used on that account, but it didn't update the information along with my debit card, so I couldn't fill that question out. It asks for 5 e-mails I recently sent, and I've only sent 2 e-mails from that account and received many. I couldn't fill that out. The only thing I could fill out was the name, age and spam bot filter. They never did let me get that account back and I lost my old steam account.

  55. B.... ....

    wait microsoft@gmail?

  56. f.... ....

    According to this video, Microsoft uses Gmail, clearly they don't enjoy their own services. 

    f.... ....

    yes thats their utube account. you have to use gmail remember?

    f.... ....

    Oh yeah

  57. A.... P....

    333,333

  58. S.... ....

    Whats odd is that I have run everything from windows to linux systems. xp, vista 7 and the earlier ones. Yet I havent run into the usual problems people describe, usually when things go bad it's because im dicking around with the system folder

  59. L.... H....

    Pause at 0:46 read the e-mails XD

    L.... H....

    He wants da panties

  60. R.... T....

    That's why I just use my ancient Yahoo account nowadays.

  61. H.... I....

    Send it!

  62. A.... f....

    With full Linux and Google, things work so much better

    A.... f....

    That's what I run on my laptop. So nice! :)

  63. A.... f....

    With full Linux and Google, things work so much better

  64. C.... G....

    Was that spam good lol

  65. S.... W....

    For me Microsoft-services work just fine.

    Besides, Apple isn't much better.
    (If anyone want to know, I can give a list why I think Microsoft is better)

    S.... W....

    I have to say (off topic-ish) my faith in humanity has been restored thanks to: S.H W, TheRedbikemaster, and Aaron Kelley. I deeply appreciate the way you guys communicate. When it comes to topics such as these. It's all opinion based. {insert product/service name here} is better/worse than {this}. Even if you provide statistical data about pricing, customer service, reliability, etc. It is all about ones experience. I own a Iphone 3gs with the 5.0.1 OS version (because in "MY OPINION" i like it). does that diminish my valuing of Microsoft or PC's no i have a $1,200 workstation/gaming/design computer that I hand built. I would rather use a windows based OS. Again, this is all opinion based. However, statistical data does help a user find a service he/she "MIGHT" like. (i say might because as many of you may know. sometimes you could be the unlucky one....out of everyone else in the world).

    S.... W....

    @Gamerchris92 Couldn't have gotten a better point through if you tried.

    S.... W....

    @Gamerchris92 Well said.

    S.... W....

    @Gamerchris92 Well said indeed

    S.... W....

    this came out in 2011... it really was an issue back then people wonder why outlook became a thing to try and bury the name of hotmail :D

  66. R.... ....

    I had a old windows xp for like 6 years and it still works fine.
    After that my mom bought me a Windows vista from Microsoft for 600 euro's.
    I installed 1 old game that i even could run on my xp but after 3 weeks i had to install a update from microsoft to fix some 'issues' and when i restarted my vista it was broken. So i went to a shop of Microsoft and they said that it was my fault.
    SO I THREW MY PC ON THE GROUND AND SHITTED ON MICROSOFT.

    R.... ....

    yh vista is a pile of trash no one will argue on that one. they even released an update which crashed a lot of vista users especially with updates OS (from xp to vista for example)

    R.... ....

    "SO I THREW MY PC ON THE GROUND AND SHITTED ON MICROSOFT." LOL

  67. G.... B....

    im 10 and  i think microsoft is not updateing thir makeing more usles crap

    G.... B....

    @darian dobyns If you understood what he said it doesn't matter if he didn't spell FOUR words right. 

    G.... B....

    @darian dobyns a lot of people actually. Have you ever seen the youtube comments section?

    G.... B....

    You should try Windows Updates. They really help.

  68. c.... ....

    @douglby Here's your issue, Windows XP lol

    c.... ....

    windows xp master race

    c.... ....

    Windows XP is one of the best OS's ever.

    c.... ....

    @***** windows xp is a good OS. ;p

    c.... ....

    Windows XP is solid, you just need to do some maintanance. I worked with XP for 8 years. Runs fine.

    c.... ....

    @***** I knew that indeed. But you can always install the updates which are released.
    And many people seem to think that you can't use XP anymore. While you can still use it. The safety over the coming years is another question 

  69. �.... �....

    Duse here comes Steam to the rescue

  70. A.... T....

    yo dan did u sent the message to [email protected]? after all its true what they´re email is...

  71. M.... G....

    My university decided to stick us with email accounts that can only be accessed through Microsoft Outlook. Two months into freshman fall, it locks up and won't let me use it anymore. So I set up autoforwarding to gmail, and now everything works perfectly.

    M.... G....

    Thankfully, my school had the brains to base their mail on Gmail.

    M.... G....

    I use the same service now in my college and it works fine, but as of last year i had experienced problems accessing it due to internal server failure, which wasnt just the email service the whole MS service went to shit, xbox, outlook, 365, activation eg all of it went and died for a week.

  72. T.... ....

    my comment section is back YES!!!

  73. C.... D....

    Hahaha thank you i didnt see that the first time

  74. M.... ....

    He also supposedly has an email from Carol Vorderman saying "LOOK, WILL YOU JUST FUCK ..."

  75. P.... ....

    Longest "to microsoft" message ever

  76. K.... S....

    Correction: Unix* *

  77. K.... S....

    Pssst the OSx is built on a linux core * (Not a mac / Apple fan just spreading facts.

  78. C.... D....

    He should send the email
    XD

  79. O.... A....

    I'm downloading Halo 3 and when ever a video starts there's no sound, upsetting..

  80. b.... ....

    Microsoft: Only good for Xbox, Windows and Office.

  81. T.... ....

    there was a free offer for a months xbox live yh to put it short they charged me twice! X(

  82. D.... X....

    Complaining about Microsoft in 2011? You wanna see Windows 8!

  83. L.... C....

    Mug sait I'm A Twat

  84. T.... B....

    I like the cup he drank out of that says I'm a twat

  85. N.... ....

    Thats why I use gmail not hotmail.

  86. r.... ....

    Sort of.

  87. L.... C....

    My video wouldent load because of my shitty microsoft computer

  88. J.... H....

    runing win 7 for games and my job laptop is linux i look how many games i have availble 36

  89. M.... ....

    lmfao XD

  90. C.... H....

    pft every body knows valve cant count to three

  91. M.... ....

    dear dan bull, ditto ._.

  92. J.... L....

    you can game with linux dude, its the only platform you can run all three OS's on and jump between smoothly without restarting to the bios. As well as pull programs from your microsoft or apple partitions and run in a linux terminal at full functionallity. Graphics programs are up to speed for Linux, and ram/Processor speeds are much better. Are you a gamer? Cuz linux gaming is where the hard core gamers have been for 4 years now, the avg gamer's been there 2.

  93. B.... ....

    6 Months later.
    HEY BITCH LINUX GOT MORE POWERFUL THAN APPLE & MICROSOFT :D

  94. R.... P....

    Thumbs up if you love XP

  95. J.... ....

    The Microsoft Outlook is absolutely horrible, I cant even get into my own email.

    *Deep breath*

    So, I use email, but it's changed to a service called "Outlook", and I'm made to confirm I exist or something, by sending an email with a code to my other Hotmail account.

    And this account apparently doesn't exist...

    And, when I try to make a new Hotmail account, with Hotmail, this is what I'm told:

    "The email address is invalid since it is part of a private domain such as Gmail, or HOTMAIL"

    :/

  96. P.... J....

    we should all use yopmail , promise its secure