D12 - No One's Iller Than Me Lyrics






[Bizarre]
Yeah...ha ha ha (BANG!), Yeah, Bizarre Kid comin' at you
Eminem and Fuzz, and Mr. Swifty, ha ha

[Swift]
No one's iller than me (wha?)
No one, no one is iller than me
No one is iller than me
It's Mr. Swifty from the 313...

I make rappers wanna turn into singers
I keep hoes lickin' they fingers
Bring this competition and face this meanin'
Got your whole crew doing subpeonas
Hell nah you ain't seen a crew genius
Murder whoever's between us, pack your heaters
Keep it close, you can't beat us
While your whole crew treat us like G's, you best believe this
I done made quadrapalegics outta these non-rappin rejects
While the whole world ejects your tape, it ain't no secret
That your shit sounds fake, you can't stop it my mind state
Makes it too late for cops in tryin' to stop the crime rate
I'm like Two-Face, I'm painful to rappers then you can tell
From these shells, how I gotta bend 'em like route canals
I erase all trails, somethin' farther from gettin' bail
Makes you wanna kill an emcee yourself, you might as well
Be within a 25 to life sentence, on linkin' trials
Horrified, and keep on frontin', repentin' and lose they bowels
Everything is foul when Swift's around, vacate now
Niggas dumb enough to try to front and escape, how?
I'm gonna take this 'gnac and drink it straight wild
Niggas steady fallin' in my face like milk crates, BLAAAOW!

It's Swifty from the 313
Like I said no one is iller than me, unnhh!

[Bizarre]
Me and Eminem and Mike
Drivin' down Van Dyke
Get my dick sucked late at night by a fuckin' transvestite
Still on probation for stranglin' my boy Jason
Should be takin' my medication, it's 9 to 10 I'm facin'
Last week this old man I had to blast
Cuz he tried to help me out when my car was out of gas
Ripped this old lady, hung her neck by a hook
Didn't realize it was my grandmother 'til I checked her pocketbook
Fuckin' with the white boys got me back on crack
Better explain where the hell your TVs and VCRs is at
I done lost 100 pounds, I ain't been eatin' like I should
This wounded dog in the street is sure lookin' good!
Rob this little boy in his fuckin' paper route
Throwin' bottles at day care centers and yell "EVERYBODY GET OUT"!
My girl beat my ass and shot me in the back with a 2-piece
Cuz she found out I was havin' an affair with her 10-year old niece

No one, no one's iller than me
It's Bizarre Kid straight from the 313
No one, no one is iller than me
It's Bizarre Kid straight from the 313

[Eminem]
Nobody better test me, cuz I don't wanna get messy
Especially when I step inside this bitch, dick freshly
New Lugz, give the crew hugs, guzzle two mugs
Before I do drugs that make me throw up like flu bugs
True thugs, rugged unshaven messy scrubs
Whippin' 40-bottles like the fuckin' Pepsi clubs
Down a fifth, crack open a six
I'm on my seventh 8-ball, now I gotta take a piss
I'm hollerin' at these hoes that got boyfriends
Who gives a fuck who they was
I'm always takin' someone else's girl like Cool J does
They probably don't be packin' anyways, do they Fuzz?
We walked up, stomped they asses and blew they buzz
Mics get sandblasted
Stab your abdomen with a hand crafted pocketknife and spill your antacid
Sprayed your motherfuckin' crib up when I ran past it
Fuckin' felon, headed to hell in a handbasket
Talkin' shit will get you, your girl and your man blasted
Kidnapped and slapped in a van wrapped in Saran plastic
Get your damn ass kicked, by these fantastic
Furious four motherfuckers
Flashin' in front of your face without the Grand Masters

Slim Shady, ain't nobody iller than me

[Fuzz]
I run shit like an ass with legs
Massive lead to leave your cabbage red
Similar to your ass in a casket dead
Drastic spread of acid heads
Come to abort you like a bastard egg
That trash you said got you standin' on plastic legs
Ask the feds from past the edge
Rockin' the most classic threads
Flashin' bread, roll down the window
Bitch you got some fantastic legs, you can get 'til that ass get red
You can get 'til that ass get red
Bizarre you get him and him, Swift you get him and him
I'll get him and him, leave the other two for my nigga Eminem
Never writer's block, I block writers
My block's tighter, ante up and get your top fighters
Got fired for jumpin' the counter with a mop stick
Some bitch ran up screamin' GET THE COPS QUICK!
And got drop kicked, now she screamin' "Stop it..."
Got clips to stop shit, rock shit and grab this hot shit
Wherever you shop bitch, Fuzz Scooter '97 crop pick
Sick a-ya'll niggaz lookin' at me like I got tits
I shoot a rocket through your optic
You niggaz still don't know the top pick?
I got bricks, lose my foot in your ass
And have you shittin' socks bitch!
We rock shit, leave your fuckin' knot split
Grab the green from Al by showin' him hot grits
(No one...)

Ain't nobody iller than me

[Bizarre]
It's the Mr. Fuzzy from the 313
No one, no one is iller than me
It's Eminem and Swift from the 313
No one, no one is iller than me
It's Fuzz and Buzz-arre from the 313

You have now witnessed 4 ill emcees!
From the home of potholes and trash
We'll lyrically blast...





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  1. M.... N....

    Its obvious why Dre signed Em.

  2. R.... M....

    Kidnapped and slapped in a van wrapped in saran plastic... Damn em

  3. A.... S....

    Fuck these old low key em verses always hard core and rugged love it

  4. L.... J....

    Bizarre is the worst

  5. s.... M....

    CAGE is iller... The illest 4 letter word in the world

  6. M.... C....

    If you like this. Try APEX with Chris Webby

  7. M.... C....

    Glad to see the O.Gs still coming in 2020

    M.... C....

    Maxwell Cone I created a group called “Standard Issue” and we made a remix to this song, check it out. I’m 3rd verse https://youtu.be/WkGng3kQfiI

  8. A.... Y....

    https://tunein.com/radio/Wu-Tang-Radio-%28Wu-World-Radio%29-s133913

    https://tunein.com/radio/JAZZ-RADIO---Black-Music-s97310/
    http://tunein.com/radio/24-7-Motown-s191799/
    http://tunein.com/radio/Disco-Fever-s250013/
    https://tunein.com/artist/Bob-Marley-m371240/
    http://www.iheart.com/live/slow-jams-4719/

  9. B.... M....

    Bizzzzarre murdered it

  10. B.... M....

    Swifty verses alone iller than any rapper of todays

    B.... M....

    Batmanna Man I created a group called “Standard Issue” and we made a remix to this song, check it out. I’m 3rd verse https://youtu.be/WkGng3kQfiI

  11. S.... ....

    did Kanye steal this beat for drive slow??

  12. T.... C....

    Fuzz and em got the same flow.

    T.... C....

    Throw Congress Overboard I created a group called “Standard Issue” and we made a remix to this song, check it out. I’m 3rd verse https://youtu.be/WkGng3kQfiI

  13. T.... F....

    Drive Slow by Kanye anyone?

  14. G.... J....

    Eminem’s flow tho! Young, not a fuck given & real! Defo at his best he was younger and didn’t give a fuck! Listen to murder murder! Same flow and he’s young voice was sick as fuck!

  15. k.... t....

    Bizarre literally makes every song trash

    k.... t....

    Bizarre a legend. Even if he isn’t as good as he was

  16. k.... t....

    Bizarre sucks so bad

  17. T.... R....

    Who wasn’t feeling Em on this jawn, remember what he said on if I had

  18. O.... D....

    Eminem is makaveli still and Forever underrated.....

  19. M.... C....

    Bizarre always said the craziest shit

  20. R.... N....

    This isn't eminem...this is D12

    R.... N....

    Riley Naehu I created a group called “Standard Issue” and we made a remix to this song, check it out. I’m 3rd verse https://youtu.be/WkGng3kQfiI

  21. T.... ....

    This is so fucken 90s, this is the real slim shady lounge, no fake slim would be here

  22. S.... ....

    I created a group called “Standard Issue” and we made a remix to this song, check it out. I’m 3rd verse https://youtu.be/WkGng3kQfiI

  23. V.... P....

    Lol...they left budden outta the caption lmaooo

  24. S.... 1....

    Bizarre fr wilding 😂😂

    S.... 1....

    Alejandro Muñoz I created a group called “Standard Issue” and we made a remix to this song, check it out. I’m 3rd verse https://youtu.be/WkGng3kQfiI

  25. b.... p....

    Bizzare killed it.
    Overshadowed em on this one

    b.... p....

    bad person Lmfao

    b.... p....

    I created a group called “Standard Issue” and we made a remix to this song, check it out. I’m 3rd verse https://youtu.be/WkGng3kQfiI

    b.... p....

    @Skvmfvck come on. His lyrics are sickest.

    b.... p....

    bad person yeah he was iller then Em if “iller” was literal, but Em was iller through the sport of rapping

  26. P.... ....

    Straight 🔥! Legendary Sh*t man!

  27. i.... l....

    Ppls sometimes be tryin too hard

  28. A.... N....

    Dedroid yeah :

  29. a.... a....

    Em did a great job. Fuz ripped it

  30. D.... J....

    "I run shit like an ass with legs"
    Ever since I heard this line I still consider it one of the greatest ever written. It's funny af and serious at the same time can be considered metaphorically or literally.
    Truly a work of art. Stands out every time I listen to this track so I felt like I had to mention it.

  31. R.... V....

    Happy birthday 🎂 to the man that runs this rap shit! Everyone knows who this rapper is or wants to deny it! Happy birthday Marshall Mathers the GOAT!

  32. R.... K....

    you had 665 subs so i had to sub to make it 666

    R.... K....

    667 evil and some

  33. U.... M....

    It's on the tip of my tongue but what's the original beat from?

    U.... M....

    Undesired Mind hank crawford - wildflower. also used for 2pac’s shorty wanna be a thug

  34. S.... o....

    Damn it bizarre. Stop doing that,lol

  35. D.... B....

    Eminem’s verse in this is hands down one of the sickest ever

    D.... B....

    I created a group called “Standard Issue” and we made a remix to this song, check it out. I’m 3rd verse https://youtu.be/WkGng3kQfiI

  36. m.... m....

    "I got bricks. Lose my foot in your ass and have you shitin' socks bitch"!

  37. K.... R....

    I run shit like an ass with legs

  38. d.... D....

    *Down a fifth
    Crack open a six
    Im on my seventh 8 -ball
    Now i gotta take a piss * wtf Em 😲

  39. D.... S....

    Why did Fuzz Scoota have to leave D12? He was the dopest out of the lot.

  40. C.... ....

    sounds like tupac tf

    C.... ....

    CrustyMilk I created a group called “Standard Issue” and we made a remix to this song, check it out. I’m 3rd verse https://youtu.be/WkGng3kQfiI

  41. M.... B....

    Why does the instrumental remind me of the instrumental of drive slow by Kanye?

    M.... B....

    yep samples same thing

    M.... B....

    FloorKarpeting interesting, do you know what the sample is by any chance

    M.... B....

    nope but put it in google, think the site called who sample. it tell you exactly.

  42. C.... ....

    Hella fresh

    C.... ....

    Chill I created a group called “Standard Issue” and we made a remix to this song, check it out. I’m 3rd verse https://youtu.be/WkGng3kQfiI

  43. p.... p....

    Severely underrated track

    p.... p....

    pitter patter I created a group called “Standard Issue” and we made a remix to this song, check it out. I’m 3rd verse https://youtu.be/WkGng3kQfiI

  44. J.... M....

    dude im a part of this

  45. J.... M....

    I regret a lot but they music helps me asf <3 plus I been making my own music .. who knows..

    J.... M....

    love that, i am a beginner producer, and i been trying to learn so i can make some dope shit for ppl to listen and shit that i will enjoy myself. just like i vibe to music, i wanna create the vibe myself. and lol don’t regret, cuz they help me out too

  46. T.... ....

    I swear Drive Slow by Kanye West samples this

    T.... ....

    Finally someone mentioned it.

    T.... ....

    @Glenn Burns it's honestly the first thing I noticed and was also mad no one said anything 😂

    T.... ....

    It's a sample of Wildflower by Hank Crawford sped up

  47. D.... M....

    When your first bar in the cypher is "i run shit like an ass with legs"

  48. P.... ....

    🖕🖕 Lord Jamar!!! Nobody is iller then Slim Shady 💪.

  49. A.... P....

    lose my foot in your ass // And have you shitting' socks bitch! Damn! 🤣🤣🤣

  50. L.... L....

    so this sample is the same of the song shorty wanna be thug of tupac I love this sample

  51. R.... v....

    Da phuck!

  52. R.... D....

    SICKEST SHIT EVER

  53. R.... K....

    Em bodied this shit.

  54. B.... B....

    I'm a big fan of Em, but when other Hip Hop Heads try tell me he's out-classed any other emcee he's ever been on a track with I tell them to find this song [Fuzz's verse] and also go re-listen to Remember Me [Sticky Fingaz's verse].

  55. B.... B....

    I'm a big fan of Em, but when other Hip Hop Heads try tell me he's out-classed any other emcee he's ever been on a track with I tell them to find this song [Fuzz's verse] and also go re-listen to Remember Me [Sticky Fingaz's verse].

    B.... B....

    Am I the only one who thought Em's verse on Remember Me was fantastic? He criticized Bill Clinton for telling him to fix the streets, while using some of the best rhyme schemes he's spit.

  56. m.... m....

    This is arguably Em's illest verse ever

    m.... m....

    Yeah....

    m.... m....

    I created a group called “Standard Issue” and we made a remix to this song, check it out. I’m 3rd verse https://youtu.be/WkGng3kQfiI

  57. R.... ....

    Em the illist

  58. L.... W....

    This em guy is gunnu be huge one day

    L.... W....

    JayJays PlayHouse I created a group called “Standard Issue” and we made a remix to this song, check it out. I’m 3rd verse https://youtu.be/WkGng3kQfiI

  59. I.... F....

    Ah the good ol days ❤️

  60. V.... ....

    My neighbours favourite song whether they like it or not

    V.... ....

    I created a group called “Standard Issue” and we made a remix to this song, check it out. I’m 3rd verse https://youtu.be/WkGng3kQfiI

    V.... ....

    Skvmfvck not bad, i dropped a sub

    V.... ....

    Ay thanks man

    V.... ....

    Skvmfvck no problem

  61. B.... ....

    I've always thought Swifty Mcvae was dope 2nd or 3rd best in D12

  62. B.... ....

    “Stab your abdomen with a hand crafted pocket knife and spill your antacid”
    People can talk as much shit as they want about Em now, but no one can touch him lyrically, still.

    B.... ....

    Brometheus I created a group called “Standard Issue” and we made a remix to this song, check it out. I’m 3rd verse https://youtu.be/WkGng3kQfiI

  63. P.... ....

    Awesome lyric video! 👍.

    https://youtu.be/aMckr3uo97U

    Live Performance of this song and a few others! Classic sh*t. Not even my video but figured Eminem/HipHop fans would appreciate the performance and crowd’s vibe

  64. T.... ....

    Who bought this album when it first came out in 1997?

    T.... ....

    What album was this

    T.... ....

    it was an ep not an album but its called "the slim shady ep"

  65. t.... p....

    Jcole -dreams

  66. S.... ....

    Mics get sandblasted
    Stab your abdomen
    With a handcrafted
    Pocketknife and spill your antacid
    Sprayed your motherfuckin’ crib up
    When I ran past it
    Fuckin’ felon.
    Headed to hell in a handbasket
    Talkin’ shit will get you. your girl
    and your man blasted
    Kidnapped and slapped
    in a van wrapped
    in Saran plastic

    🔥🔥 miss the old Eminem 🔥🔥

  67. S.... G....

    Eminem goes hard af on this 1

  68. S.... ....

    Em and fuzz went off

  69. S.... ....

    It's insane to think that Em got so big after this, hes got such a good flow here, 23 years later im here enjoying this content... thats older than me, I'm 19.

    S.... ....

    SodiumChloride I created a group called “Standard Issue” and we made a remix to this song, check it out. I’m 3rd verse https://youtu.be/WkGng3kQfiI

  70. H.... R....

    Right there is !! What can how as ain't who should dirty things up early enough that you can like instead in said that or saying something around me via issues view truth angles things ok 45 angles that didn't make or want dissimilar inks

  71. G.... J....

    It sucks most of the guys em collaborates just bring the song down. Sadbuttrue.. 😓

    G.... J....

    Garrett Jeffers wrong

  72. W.... ....

    Lyrically blahsss

  73. B.... V....

    Drive slow homie sounds like this

  74. A.... ....

    All bow to the goat

  75. t.... a....

    Sounds like 'drive slow' by Kanye west

  76. S.... G....

    Wish em made a no one iller then me 2

    S.... G....

    SON GOKU I created a group called “Standard Issue” and we made a remix to this song, check it out. I’m 3rd verse https://youtu.be/WkGng3kQfiI

  77. X.... E....

    one jug of a mug of rum cutting it up like without a fuck with my shirt and hands covered in such and full of blood and severe every face I make bloody to catch body's under the rug and ya better run buddy watch me what? , my watch says I'll eat each person's from a couple to a date all the way my plate I threw dinner inside you gonna answer me do you feel that match tieing up the hatch loss of ribs that I fucking cut we are in this game for a sure listen to insane fuck it im a shovel whos above all when I come rhyming I am not about to forget the catch but ill flip but never find out because minding cause we seem close closely closed the hatch im a be clothes and patched it,
    double my minding my own business fuck off im, not a victim but a witness come get it to passion ashamed of my old dame dob in and not paying but taking an Xbox from GameStop step back like I see a devil in case you beat my jugular then I'll do the job and tell you, you were a drug dealer in the clear got arrested for talking with a tater peeler when I was balling then raging flipping pages I knew me far away and he was aging again God calling back into one then gonna splat when I spat nuclear suns killed it until I fulfilled my hopes like a fired off gun freestyle spun for while I get wild with styles I piled one two oh like ropes three bleach you beat up my brains a dot or knot a fucker yelling your tied bitch, not a cannot can it in. when I win we get at you like a tulip in a zoo animal with none but few lips im threw otherwise when another mother fucker gets abducted duct taped fucked and rapped i DIABLOICAL DYE A BALL a calibers casing for a lil Wayne facing me well im motherfuck his and her mother, , yea, , ah ha ah ha motherfucking lovers meets evil for his uh,,hunger kick the bitch smother get up and uh, , hugger caught trigger blood clot if you abuse swelling dwelling ride it rich richie is,, in my man element and, , ,  my solid strength is in a hourglass power mass i endure it rocks asleep at least I'm a embrace the ember race but i guess i gone to be the beast rebels see bells ,r you soldiers chug bleach bastard in you covered for cover my far my more by tomorrow so sour straight forward broke you neck an choke i can wish that and say to no shoulders myself the good in me is warm heated then, , , , , , , 'm headed in to get to Winnipeg again with my dog on pegs bark when you crap at park crop of krips milfs and jizz cheese wiz again but I'm weather not wiz remote to the controller self control or be colder so cold that you got no owner me win when I sin a lie get a belt knocked off of your like chess except for one or two juggernaut relevant relics will event to be invented none fought then I'm getting bitch I said yea I am nevertheless of a hoverboard been irrelevant and iv said whenever dead win I never did still severe leg and I won this to get clever from eating your dialect to some of my own ligaments nun tub coast is on the west yea not east an ought to be easily thought rug Rogers duck Roger under my carpet bug or my carpet you fugly with posters rover to get overboard older bored holder borrow it post or roast it in a pot your toes stirred this code no sir to phoning posters of artists bulldozer the bozo slower no I runnover yo first then i go over the ozone layer like a roll of a zone won IMO gold caused you to be your roller self fuck u up run away coaster suppose suppose he's wondering if he should fuck that gross hoe fuck no spotted and spit at her i stuck stick her sit up shut down your smile like a Facebook post if i erase hooks meanwhile mean i meant my wild liable style like fired mad frown fat Gat in your own holster poltergeist alter in and out of life's without a, doubt it still and ill, when i'll , go get in a fire pit then I'm bout to thicker lick her what happens when you licked heri don't give a fuck I'm laid back going faster at, , , , last when we were going to  bequick we forget where we were at jet Mach speed arrive in cars in different colors red roses, ,, sniff with noses noises notice their not tomorrow to my highest point of bars joint in cars avoid a void hope you get motherfucking annoyed with it folder, , , five floors i put you in deep, , yep, , fucking you bitch and you rep smack slowed as fast as i can like, , , face hook a hooker until I am gonna shook uh, , when I'm awoke an up and able to get a sticker just to get a girl jerk her circus marks thus, , , cause i be cable stable capable flipping tables make maple leaf liquor to be drunk to stick a cunt once, , , , and roaster yea its official for all God isn't a deer you animals lets go, , , , , ,, getter sawed of flesh sobers so burglary her or go code, , ,, throw pressure at ya bite your words to tic a temper like I own em like you phone ghetto birds ya heard why won't you learn I don't turn to fly fe if FYI foe or for forty-four nines by for so sold what's been murdered I slowly fully did it n y'all defined you whore bitch is noble that's an extra no, , , , sir verse burst serve this like surged it holy now run around free everyday i sit and say i purged to be the lion you ain't go no more courage, oh where, ..... fuck an award

  78. A.... R....

    Fuck this

  79. T.... R....

    Have I just found a track where em is the weakest lyricist.....i think I have.

    T.... R....

    Tee Riff ur buggin

  80. j.... ....

    Man Swifty and Bizzy killed it

  81. s.... s....

    Buzzare is a fuckin chomo he’s always rapping about raping kids

  82. S.... ....

    "Get my dick sucked late at night by a fuckin' transvestite."

    -Bizarre, 1997

  83. S.... ....

    How hasn't this got more views man?!?!

  84. W.... ....

    167 people got bottles thrown at their local daycare centers

  85. W.... ....

    This song would be missing a piece without Bizarre's verse, gtfo bitches

  86. W.... ....

    God damn I love rap

    W.... ....

    Wolfgang360 I created a group called “Standard Issue” and we made a remix to this song, check it out. I’m 3rd verse https://youtu.be/WkGng3kQfiI

  87. X.... ....

    that last nigga went in.

  88. R.... v....

    Whoever wrote the lyrics for us can't hear very well. Bare mistakes!!

  89. 6.... W....

    Sorry but Em got slightly outshined

  90. I.... ....

    MAKES IT TOO LATE FOR COPS IN TRYIN TO STOP THE CRIME RATE

    MURDER MURDER

  91. C.... ....

    I believe in this guy, Eminem. He will be famous...

    C.... ....

    Hope this is a joke

    C.... ....

    I created a group called “Standard Issue” and we made a remix to this song, check it out. I’m 3rd verse https://youtu.be/WkGng3kQfiI

    C.... ....

    Lil Riot LMAO word I hope this niggas joking rn

  92. C.... H....

    Never heard this but I'm in love with these raps 🌲💯💪🔥👍🐾💕🌲 whoop whoop

  93. A.... B....

    Loose my foot in yo ass and have you shitin socks bitch
    Oh my god.... :)

  94. 7.... ....

    Lol damn y'all

  95. J.... M....

    Don't know the last rapper "Fuzz" but he sound a lot like em

  96. V.... B....

    Tubes fucken with me with boxs dirty dizen

  97. S.... S....

    shit u said got u standing on plastic legs 😆