Curren$y - Paternity Test Lyrics
One day I was chillin in the crib
Rocking the ps3
Until the telephone rang
Disrupting my game
Now I reaching for the phone
Look at the caller id
Never seen this number before
But I answered the bitch anyways
Hello
The man on the other end said good even
Is this with the franklin with whom I'm speakin
And I said yes indeed it is
Now pardon my french who the fuck is this
My name is bryce and excuse me bro
But I'm calling on behalf of the maury show
And submitted your name as the definate father
We think paternity tests are in order
If you want bro we'll fly you out tomorrow
And I said yes I'll hop in that jet
To come out there and prove my point
Cause if you know me you know no poking
Unless I got a magnum on my joint
Now I'm having sex flashback
Indestruct
I remember that night when the condom bust
Time past since then and it been about 12 months
How many months is the child
Three?
FUCK
That sound but right
First I thought that I wasn't but now I think I might
Be raising a little girl
Butterflies on the flight
Spitta welcome too the real world
Tire screechin
Plane is landing
Trying not to think about what's happenin
Checked into my hotel room
And lit a fat one
Watching cartoons but a nigga wasn't laughin
Cause my mind is elsewhere
Front desk called said the limos downstairs
Too bring me too the set where there tapin the show
Now I'm in the green room pacin the floor'
When they call me out to the stage
The woman in the crowd all look at me with hate
The men look at me with expressions that say
Damn young star hope it all go your way
Htye put pictures of me and the baby
Side by side
The crowd sighed when they
Saw how much we look alike
Even maury said we had the same eyes
Funny how one night can rearrange a whole life
Took a commercial break
And came back
An assistant dropped a folder in his lap
He pulls out a envelop and holds it up
Says these are the results
And then the crowd hushed
Suspense was building in the buildin
I hope my parents is ready for grand children
Cause I just might have one to give them
Cause if it's my baby I'm going to man up
Pilgrim
The test results are unfolded
He lowers his brow
As he looks over
Looks up grinnin
And says relax pimpin
The bitch lyin that ain't you
(BABY)
(That is not my B-A-B-Y
Not my B-A-B-Y) [x3]
Shawty you can take it too maury I'm not claiming a
BABY BABY
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Curren$y Paternity Test Comments
2019... curren$y still doing his thang
Curren$y is a father now
Wow I miss this song and this time of my life where all I did was smoke weed and enjoy life
2019 and this track still bumpin
That is not b a b y
I’ve been looking for this footage for years. Did this actually happen?
Still listening in 2018
Still listening in 2019
Got Dam Curren$y
Still cant beat Spitta in 2018
jetlife
dou dou dou dou dou dou!
great song
always come back to this joint
#JetLife ✈
I wonder if this really happened to him lol
still fire
Keeping you in traffic
excuse my french but who the fuck is this.lol
Been lovin this track for some years
Relax pimpin
Relax pimpin
that is not my b a b y not my b a b y
Man tha bxtch lyin that ain't cha *baby*
2013 remix... one day i was chilling in the crib rocking the PS4 :D
Rip michael jackson
Haha..classic in my eyes
the sample is michael jackson - i cant help it.
Real life situations
U disliked???Ur name must be Judy Jetson,Biiiiiiiiitchhhh!!!
i dont remember the name tho
there's this one about a model girl he met in the club and she gave him a number for a fast food restaurant
ninjaguy3 she on my mind👍🏼👍🏼
Any body know any curren$y tracks like this? Where he telling like a story n shit? It is dope. I know Shooter's Zone is ggod too, but want more tracks like this.
MrPancake399 she on my mind. Also another story to tell
the beat is too nice
this doesnt even have 70,000 views...... smh at people & their lack of not listening to good music
Laughing @SMH.....My man gave up...Some people you can't hip dawgs.....He said Fab ova M.J.?!
Excellent story! I wish he would tell stories more often, this and She On My Mind are some of my favorite songs by him.
i agree with that haha
currensy has so many fucknig songs in unreal
That is not my B-A-B-Y...not my B-A-B-Y lol shit too funny
Spitta is the only nigga who can paint a vivid picture in your brain with his rhymes.
fucks with currensy but banks PLK!!!!!!
This is my shit fam...
Lol the ending lifted weight off my shoulders lol
Nice story!! Nice song curren$y did it again !!!!
was spitta really on maury? just wondering
Roy Bowman Jr no he wasn’t ...7years later got a response
DE LA SOUL - break of dawn sample
this is dope
currensy genius 4 ritin dis song b havin u thinkin n guessin it was good how he told da story n his das genius
perfect
@chalocrip jets fool ✈✈✈✈✈✈✈
@BossCrib word
track makes me laugh , but curren$ys a fkn genius
hellllla real
✈✈✈✈✈✈✈ jets niqquh
Who the hell could put a real situation like that in a song like Curren$y _ Jets Fool.
one of his dopest songs
i could be inside! lol!
How the fuck can you dislike this,,,
Sex Flashbacks.
that hot spitta flow at its best
I was shitting it and its just a song fuck that ima stap my shit >.<
@DustyMeal hahahha
@sambo28baby It was the girl who wanted the test and the white guy who called him for maury xD
dis my big bro thanks for the support
Brilliant. And hilarious. So mad I didn't think of this. Super feelin' $pitta right now.
Lol great story telling...reminds me of the old school days
2 dislikes ?
Epic storytelling.
this is astroKiD music lol
i hope my shit turns out like this hahahah damn
Awesome lyricism.
@OfficialFlySpitta no bro. the beat is smh.
@PayneRyne rofl
Who was the asshole who disliked it?
@23moneyoverbitches I just came out of that. This is the perfect song once u find out it aint true.
@23moneyoverbitches Damn younsta I hope it goes your way
This is the perfect concept song. Perfect execution. Perfect beat. Perfect storytelling. Jets.
This tha theme song.lol.Thats iz not my b-a-b-y!
2 thousand views? whats goin on
he kilt this im bout 2 put mad heads on this
i aint think he cud pull dis off