Crooked I - Bishop Lyrics






Crook's Corner
Uh, oh yeah
My brother Dizz made this

Rappers, this is your death certificate
I speak every week and your presence is less significant
Speakin' of death certificate, unless I'm pinnin' in, I don't wrestle
38 special, I don't give lessons unless it's infinite
I don't give messages less than intricate
I don't care if you extra ignorant, get bitch slapped like domestic incidents
Insolent lyricist, this your death certificate
Suggest you get your shit, hit the exit unless you interested
And TEC extended clips, got a death wish, I help you injure shit
I bet the witnesses scared as shit as they sketch the images (Woah)
For the detective tryna stop my weekly murder spree
Rap media talk about rappers like they ain't heard of me
Discussin' the best bar for bar, I hear Royce, I hear Em, I hear Thought
I hear Lupe, hear Kendrick, hear Cole, hear a whole lotta rappers that will tell you to your face
When Crooked spit, murder is the case, nigga
I got my start with those niggas, who robbed starter coats
School of hard knocks on a row, hard knock Shawn Carter flow
I rap like I started the whole hip-hop universe
Swallow the God particle and vomit in a Nas article
I call a audible, the fans are gonna cheer
But the casual fans just want the album of the year
And the purest only want a album with Premier
Meanwhile I'm in Cali, khaki saggin' on the pier
Like what's happenin' over here?
I only rap with juggernauts, still them other niggas is scared
They studio door is double locked
Picture that makin' my hustle stop
Still rockin' watches I can't pronounce like this hub-a-lot, Hublot, I don't know
Man I used to sip the cup a lot
Son instrumentals and dad beats when the rubber pops
I could put your coffin in a hearse, resurrect you, have you walkin' in reverse
You was dead at 2:05, then alive at one o'clock, I run the clock backwards
Linear timelines, cymatic patterns, I could shatter Saturn
I could crack an atom, I could teach the metaphysics to the average rapper
I could speak to your picture and have you under the command of the pineal gland
But damn all you wanna hear about is drugs, nigga
I know some crips that wear more red than blood niggas
Broke niggas that wear more Polo than stunt niggas
Drug addicts that rip they kids to the plug, nigga
I grew up in the slums, grew up with the guns
Drinkin', brew up 'til I threw up on my ones
A lunatic like that Saint Louis clique
Still baggin' a Lucy Liu, off the dribble like skip to my lou
In lieu of where I'm from
In lieu a who I become
I never do the gossip, I do you like Louis Gossett
You a junior when I'm done
OutKast it like Idlewild
I don't fuck with R. Kelly now 'cause he a pedophile
So is King James, take his name off the Bible now
Decipher these recitals in these cyphers, describe a modern day Disciple now
Born in my birth suit (Yeah), really is my earth suit (Yeah)
Really I'm an idea that shout out the mind of God
And I'm just writin' wit' this like that shining inside me right now
I vow, before I change my style, I'll hold a projectile to my eyebrow and squeeze like (Pow!)

The Weeklys, Weeklys (Haha)
Are still rockin' with me? (Yeah)
Ay yo, I like this part of the beat right here
I want everybody to write a verse to this beat
Write a verse to come to my IG live, the cool table, spit that shit
I see y'all next week





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  1. T.... S....

    That's nice here some shit i did to it a while back
    https://youtu.be/rHhWqks71mE it's actually the song that I performed the night I met Crook but he had left before I went on it was at the pool room in Toledo Ohio keep up the good work champ

  2. A.... K....

    Yes, we're still rocking with you!

  3. A.... J....

    I think the industry’s dismissal of the Kxng is absolutely morally bankrupt. “Get bitchslapped like domestic incidents”, “son instrumentals and dead beats when the rubber pop”. Fire.

  4. K.... C....

    Maaaaaan.... Kxng Crooked has been my favorite rapper in Slaughter since day one.
    Wish I knew him before the slaughter. But I'll be damned if he didnt just shatter my favorite ice cube beat off of Death Certificate.




    Salute to the G.O.A.T.


    Damn...

  5. A.... W....

    Crooked makes for the best workout playlist damn 💥💥

  6. A.... P....

    I'm am slept on but I'm biting niggas back like a bed bug this slow death the red rummer beat n on niggas continuously I'm the best drummer this a prize fight you wanna invest don't ya?...Heard we the best out here in West California!.....Something of a geyser when I spit water.....here's a gallon for ya while I'm standing on a pier and it just appears that I just appeared to all my peers cuz I'm just a pier that couldn't get justice here so I'm reading on a goat riding backwards thinking dear God!......Bars!

  7. T.... k....

    where is the link to the beat?

  8. C.... I....

    My Dude IS THEE MONSTER OF ALL MONSTERS

  9. G.... G....

    Hail KXNG crooked U are tha number 1 wherever you are general I salute ssutt suutt

  10. G.... G....

    Holy fuck everyone look Crooked would be the best in every generation of rap forever!
    i got mad luv 4 ya homie its all skill right here .absolutely masterfull. Unfuckwithable!

  11. G.... 3....

    What is this beat from?

  12. q.... S....

    🎶🎶🔥🔥🔥🔥🎶🎶

  13. B.... ....

    Greatest to ever do it imo

  14. s.... c....

    that the guy from xbox 90s

  15. y.... g....

    What he mean he dont fuck with king james?

  16. P.... ....

    His weekly freestyles are better than most rappers singles

  17. [.... ....

    So motherfuckin harrrdd! Def needed this! Thank you!

  18. M.... S....

    This genius said I swallowed a Good particle and spit out a Nas Article 🔥💯 bruhhhhhh 😂 sick barz!

  19. B.... B....

    What idiot thumbs downed this?!?!? Wtf.

  20. M.... A....

    My laptop just burst into flames from the lyrics, just going to enjoy it's final minutes

  21. M.... B....

    Crooked is a wolf fuck a goat 🔥🔥🔥

  22. C.... H....

    Someone needs to tell Kodak Wack.... This is Hip Hop!!!

  23. B.... B....

    To answer my own question...Planet Asia and Evidence.

  24. J.... ....

    Where's the instrumental? lol

    J.... ....

    I've been scrolling and scrolling and still don't know

    J.... ....

    Check
    My Brother Dizz Twitter
    he has it on there

  25. h.... ....

    Bird in the hand and m.a.a.d city......

  26. h.... ....

    Bird in the him

  27. p.... ....

    i'm interested to know how many ppl actually wrote a verse and posted it Crooks IG.

  28. M.... A....

    👊👊👊💪💪💪👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

  29. S.... ....

    I loved Slaughterhouse and that's how I found all of these guys, but I've gotta say that splitting up was the best thing that could've happened. Joell and apollos brown is my album of the year. This track from cooked is on another level with the imagery

  30. L.... W....

    Crook as of now, is the Kxng of Rap! And I dont c no one changing that for a long time. All these other rappers need to come study at the Kxng Crooked University.

  31. A.... M....

    Bars on Bars#Dang

  32. M.... K....

    Ughghghgh!!! Infinite Bars!!! Imagine Apathy on this track!!!

  33. f.... ....

    I thought he was just being "lyrical miracle spiritual" till that gods particle nas article line lmfaoo sorry crook 🗣🗣

  34. R.... O....

    You always have to watch out for Bishops to be where you least expect them, they move diagonally.

  35. D.... ....

    yo dot likes it il put only honor roll da way my glocks go

  36. B.... M....

    Best rapper alive for awhile now

  37. R.... G....

    I am so glad this guy is still making music. I been listening since the start. One of the best rappers.

  38. K.... A....

    Crook gave himself a thumbs down so he can still feel like someone wants that smoke with him haha nope everyone knows what’s up crook we see you

    K.... A....

    Hahaha...... Nobody wants it bru

  39. G.... ....

    the 1 dislike was joe budden

    G.... ....

    Budden doesn't hate Crook. They did a podcast together after the fact

  40. N.... D....

    LONG LIVE SLAUGHTER HOUSE💯💯💯

    N.... D....

    Wario MCO yeah, minus Joe!

  41. M.... 8....

    Crooked I the King Of The West
    Hands down T5DOA.

  42. W.... M....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥💥

  43. F.... 4....

    dope also i loved that track when cube had it....and u made it even craziier ...ill write a verse

  44. E.... S....

    OK,BYE!

  45. D.... B....

    this beat doee

  46. F.... #....

    Bringing back this dope ass cube beat just makes me love Kxng more

  47. R.... I....

    Real rap heads here

  48. J.... R....

    This track is the headstone for 2019 rappers...
    #CrookMurdersAgain

  49. G.... A....

    Noone's this consistent. He can't even spit a bad verse! 🔥

  50. B.... S....

    Oh shit! Instant fan. These are the kinda bars my ears are craving!

    B.... S....

    New fan?..... Shit you gotta here the first hip hop weeklys he did... All 52 weeks are bangers and he doubled up on a bunch too. so really it was like 58 or so...... #Suttx2

    B.... S....

    There’s also a HipHop weekly 1.5
    Which are Cigar Boy
    (over starboy beat by The Weeknd)
    Body
    (Over Shape of you by Ed Sheeran)
    Life Freestyle
    Real Friends
    And
    Cut You Loose

    B.... S....

    @darkneji190 hipocritical hop weekly reloaded! Suttx2

    B.... S....

    Hip hop weekly

  51. S.... ....

    Filthy and disgusting, as usual.

  52. B.... X....

    Kxng Crooked is in MY top 5 DOA.

    B.... X....

    I ain't gone front..... Crook is my #1

  53. P.... B....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  54. K.... 2....

    Yo he mentioned Lupe Fiasco

  55. T.... S....

    if crook stays this sick, he not gon' survive long 🔥🔥🔥

  56. R.... I....

    Someone Link Me To This Beat So I Can Do What He Said

  57. s.... ....

    Them dislikes have to be from blind dudes who missed the like button or the deaf

  58. D.... R....

    Love all of Crooked's styles, but GRIMY CROOK is one of my be favorites. ALL HAIL.

  59. D.... R....

    'I only rap wit juggernauts, them other niggas is scared they studio doors is double locked", LOL, CROOK A FOOL.

  60. E.... M....

    Who accepting the challenge?

    E.... M....

    Until then everyone holding ph@t fukin (L's)

  61. E.... M....

    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO This THIS what the game Im needs Im about to listen again

  62. D.... 5....

    When Crooked rap murder is the mufukin case. Haaahaaaa #FukYoFavDj
    5️⃣1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ #Crookedí
    ®️TalentOnThe🎙️

  63. m.... r....

    R U still down?

    Sssutt sssutt!

  64. T.... H....

    Decipher these recitals in these cyphers now wtf!!!

    They’re already dead crook, 😂😂🤘🏽

  65. K.... ....

    Crook a beast💯💯

  66. N.... M....

    AND IT DON'T STOP 😂😈 KXNG 🙌🏾🙌🏾

  67. i.... b....

    We dont deserve you crook. I mean that i the most respectful way possible.

  68. A.... J....

    I need the beat😭😭😭

  69. B.... ....

    And stillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll MrMotherfuckingFiveMics!!!!!

  70. L.... T....

    Always🔥From KXNG CROOKED

  71. F.... L....

    96 GS still my fav, easily.

  72. A.... J....

    💎💎💎💎

  73. D.... D....

    So hold up...is the plan to go 52 weeks? I need all these songs! 🔥🔥

  74. j.... h....

    Ewww nasssty

  75. D.... M....

    Fire breathing 🔥

  76. N.... A....

    Bars over heads for days. I rewinded the shit out these lines. Compact syllable rhyme structures with metaphors and punchlines tied in. And also dropping science and history references on them. Nobody is fucking with Crook.

  77. C.... I....

    God damn Crooked!

  78. K.... ....

    I was waiting on this.

  79. R.... R....

    Ew 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  80. P.... C....

    Commenting for support

  81. J.... A....

    All my hip hop family, pray for my muslim brothers and sisiter/children who were slaughterd by the coward who shot at them while they were praying to our Lord!!! #Im heart 💔 #R. I. P 🙏 #UNITY IS 🗝 MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS

  82. M.... ....

    Week 11 & he’s still on fire

  83. f.... f....

    Hell ya crook. U killin rappers Thank you

  84. M.... L....

    🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🎤

  85. L.... S....

    FUCKIN SICK!!!

  86. L.... S....

    Mr. Beyond Beyond!!!

  87. G.... G....

    What's the original song ?

  88. J.... ....

    "Swallowed the God particle and vomited a Nas article" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🌌

    J.... ....

    Jesse yooooooo

    J.... ....

    Fuck yesss

    J.... ....

    Yeeeess!

  89. B.... J....

    Crook like the last person you fight on street fighter hard asf

  90. T.... ....

    The KXNG of bars...

  91. d.... K....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿
    Belvedere love

  92. b.... b....

    These are King Kong bars on a Godzilla track. Epic.

    b.... b....

    brannon broadnax he should do a song kongzilla

  93. J.... T....

    There was a debate on who was the most lyrical rapper...bunch of people we're saying Ras Kass but deep inside I feel Crook holds the title....Consistently lyrical

    J.... T....

    Ras Kass G-Rap & Royce BUT Crooked is right there wit em. Shit I’m sure they listen to Crooked. They all spit that 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥hot enough to scorch the 🌞!

    J.... T....

    @James Brown facts. I remember buying those old skool sway and king tech freestyle cds and they always had Rass, Crooked, and Kool G on their albums and for good reason. AZ could be another honorable mention

    J.... T....

    @Matt Bean Damn....the sway and tech tapes were 🔥, thx for reminding me about them

    J.... T....

    All day

    J.... T....

    @mither240 those were some of my favorite albums. They had the juice vs supernat battle on one of the volumes and locksmith always represented on them joints

  94. m.... m....

    West cost kxng