Crooked I - Beastreality Lyrics




[Demetrius:]
I drop an atomic bomb the size of a comet
I'm the phenomenon, I'm not an Islamic named Mohammed but I'm
A terrorist, there he is, the Dalai Lama
Because I lift Llama's like dollys that's on my mommy's mama
The Loch Ness Monster with an awkward posture
A mobster but not the kind of mobster that eat lots of pasta
I'm darker, the kind of mobster that these coppers wanna shoot
'Cause I'm blacker than Cleopatra with choppers on the roof
Notorious warriors, we warning you, to war with us
Is for what? Before the war is up you'll wanna worship us
I bury any serpent lurking under earth's crust
And watching you squirt blood felt better than my first nut
Prometheus, Demetrius's theseis
Kill an innocent cop, policing the police in this bitch
I'm a serial killer, cereal killer
With a gun I'm sonning my pops and I'm stealing [?]

Everybody throw up your hands, it's a hold up
You hearing (Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh)
That's the sound of the beast, KXNG Crooked beast
Horseshoe G.A.N.G. beast, Brains is a beast
[?], it's about to go nuts, you hear it? (Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh)
That's the call of the beast, they want us to eat
These awful emcee's and then you'll hear it (Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh)

[Dice:]
Niggas know I'm the sickest, niggas know I'm the illest
Niggas know I'm in the Guinness book
For being the biggest crook and being a menace
Niggas know I'm a goblin
Do the math and add it up, niggas know I'm a problem
I'm kicking you niggas out, go find a new place to stay
I know where y'all should stay, stay the fuck out a nigga's way
The fuck out a, the fuck out a, the fuck out a nigga's face
Where my new bitch is riding, the fuck out a nigga's face
Wait a minute, wait a minute, bitch, nigga you ought to behave
Riding a wave of my flow that water your grave
I brought a gauge that'll make sure that your daughter don't age
I still got that last fuck that you thought that I gave
It's Young Dice up in this bitch
I'm fucking your main bitch, it's Young Dice up in your bitch
Snipe a nigga quick, give you four rounds like the playoffs
And when you're facing Adolf, your fucking face get ate off

Everybody throw up your hands, it's a hold up
You hearing (Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh)
That's the sound of the beast, KXNG Crooked beast
Horseshoe G.A.N.G. beast, Brains is a beast
[?], it's about to go nuts, you hear it? (Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh)
That's the call of the beast, they want us to eat
These awful emcee's and then you'll hear it (Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh)

[Brains Mcloud:]
I'm a, half animal with the mechanical dick in
Hannah Montana's vaginal lips a cannibal that make cannibals sick
I'm just kidding, drunk women come willing
I'm like a nun chilling, I don't give a fuck really
I'm swinging at wannabes if you dishonor me killing you zombies, as sick as I wanna be
Winning it from the beginning and honestly there is a monster inside of me
Obviously twisted and always be thinking like Socrates, if you tripping you hitting the shit list quick quick
I'll be kicking your balls, kick kick like Bruce Lee helping the soccer team
And women all follow me, 'cause I got it with the psychology
Everybody try to be the big dick I'm surrounded by pussy like it's gynecology
So dig in your pockets and pick up this rocket if you think the poppa is weak
You dissin' and 'bout to achieve the phenomenal speech of Mohammed Ali
You feedin' a piranha some meat
I'm like Nirvana with a rocker beat
Got your momma to choke me and brains all over your mamma's sheets
You primadonna's [?] beef but father don't preach
I'm spittin' it flawless like like Christopher Wallace The spirit of Pac and Big Poppa's in me
I'm shittin' you've got to be kidding me
You with the lyrical lottery listen
It's probably illiterate strange killer with rage
Hit 'em like givin' lobotomies
I spit in in bodies Mister Miyagi teachin' karate it's sweet
Whores that they feed a course, I'm like a horse this [?] is part of a feast

Everybody throw up your hands, it's a hold up
You hearing (Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh)
That's the sound of the beast, KXNG Crooked beast
Horseshoe G.A.N.G. beast, Brains is a beast
[?], it's about to go nuts, you hear it? (Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh)
That's the call of the beast, they want us to eat
These awful emcee's and then you'll hear it (Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh)

[KXNG Crooked:]
Niggas asking "is we hard?"
That's the type of shit I disregard
Crooked got an automatic rifle longer than the wingspan of
Yao Ming that'll knock the Polo logo off your shirt from over fifty yards
If you ain't with the shit then be quiet
Sensitive hair triggers will bless you soon as you sneeze by it
You going out like a cheap lighter, fuck a snub, keep the arms
Long as Dhalsim on Street Fighter, my east sider (word)
C.O.B. is the religion, I ain't dealing with none of you
Spiritual tricks unless G.O.D. is the magician
P O P, hold it down, you can say you wear a crown
But that's equivalent to thinking D.O.C. is a physician
(Listen) real kings do real things
For your bumbaclart cheddar I toast you quicker than grilled cheese
I roll solo even though I grew up with real G's
My Smith on me, that's my big homie, like Lil' Cease

Everybody throw up your hands, it's a hold up
You hearing (Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh)
That's the sound of the beast, KXNG Crooked beast
Horseshoe G.A.N.G. beast, Brains is a beast
[?], it's about to go nuts, you hear it? (Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh)
That's the call of the beast, they want us to eat
These awful emcee's and then you'll hear it (Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh)





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  1. Kxleb HBentleyxVEVO

    Let me Kill this Beat

    Kxleb HBentleyxVEVO

    Sweet just holler at me and i will shoot my email

    Frances Healy

    no prob, I will be putting the beats out as rental only .. aka YOU CANT EARN from the beat

    Kxleb HBentleyxVEVO

    I just want to do a free remix over the beat like shoegang did mixtape monthly beats
    Not looking to make any $$ from it lol just love the beat

    Frances Healy

    @Kxleb HBentleyxVEVO NICE I look foraward to a listen... email me [email protected] when its available Il give you a simple MP3 version as a rental... and discuss this track that you listened to

    OBV RECORDS

    In time

  2. Recio 956

    HEY EVERYONE......

    idk whats goin on with crooked but he has no suscribers or any views..

    I think they're tryin to erase him.. help plz

    Frances Healy

    yeh he seems to go between crooked I and KXNG CROOKED ... doesn't make it easy for followers

    Recio 956

    Idk...

    All i know is he's been goin ham with the good vs evil albums and i dont think "they" like it

    Frances Healy

    shit... may explain why this track aint been noticed then, hmmm il talk to his brothers

  3. KGDRAWROF

    This is sincerely wack. Rip to HSG's career. 2011-2013

    Frances Healy

    still enough to entice you to listen

    OBV RECORDS

    I do believe they are doing a lot more that you may not be aware of, but everyone has and is entitled to their own preference and OBV respects that

  4. adesoji ajiboye

    Hey! This is 🔥

  5. spencer bancroft

    Savage af

  6. k p

    God damn dice

    Frances Healy

    I presume he is your favourite, Kenny and Julius are on a different track that aint out yet, beat is complete etc just need verses and then the usual mixing and mastering and boom out... oh and artwork

  7. St1cKz Diamondeyez

    Hard!!!!!!

  8. Matthew Pena

    SAVAGE!

  9. thaB00gym4n

    SICK LYRICISM

    spencer bancroft

    literally

  10. Alex Wright

    Another street fighter bar dope

    Frances Healy

    from CROOKED, yeh

  11. Alex Wright

    Dam debo

  12. OBV RECORDS

    LINKS ALL ADDED.. ENJOY

  13. Joshua Mays

    hell yea you guy went in !

  14. Kilian K

    why the re-upload?

    Frances Healy

    because there was a glitch when posting, but it doesn't matter, tracks not even releases yet

    Frances Healy

    track will be released on the 14th so you can search iTunes Spotify etc, it shall be there

    Kilian K

    Ok, gonna add it to my playlist now

    OBV RECORDS

    as detailed, there was a problem.