Crooked I - Bar'd Up Lyrics






What's happening? (What up Dizz)
The weeklies
We back, yeah
Shoutout JT Music (Okay)
DJ Beans, what up? (Okay)
Real fashionista, what's poppin? (Aight)
Nah'mean? (Yeah)
The enlightened entrepreneur, what's good?
King Low, what up?

You could smoke a spliff on a cliff, but ain't no mountain high enough
Or wide enough to try to touch
The author calling' writers bluff
I really don't think you write enough
And them ghostwritten verses you purchase you couldn't buy enough
To quiet me, I'm fired to fuck up now, uptown
Stay low, my signature move like I'm signed to Duck Down
Hundred round darker, Travis Barker bring the drums out
Rappers talking' shit and they team tell me, what's up now?
Doin' this every week, come eat if you wanna beef
Gotta be on my level though, not a predator, let it go
I ain't huntin' for sheep, I'm huntin' something with teeth
Wakin' the coroner up just to lay you under a sheet, pussy
Aim Glocks and pop it, bring you some grief
I don't need Dwayne Johnson to rock a nigga to sleep
But we really ain't niggas, we neegers
But I could keep it a secret
A freak, it remain conscious and stomp niggas on beats (Cali)
West coast, home of the synthesizer
Put the clap in the track, hit a energizer
I'm from the city where the system hate the citizens
Think a innocent child criminalize 'em
Instead of civilize 'em, they'd rather penalize 'em
That what incentivize 'em
They wear a frown, I spot a clown and Pennywise 'em
Liquor stores on every corner, the Henny geyser
Tryna escape it with sports, hopin' they win the Heisman
By any means, I'm chasin' a different dream
I could buy eight cars
I make a million on straight bars
Even if I shake materialistic things, still keep three infrareds, call it a triple beam
Weigh the dope lines, keep up with the bar scheme
All about the bank, talkin' chase like a car scene
Upper echelon, our team, never test the don
Weapons long, goin' Decepticons, make a Starscream (Yeah!)
Give 'em the middle finger, holdin' your neck when the pistol ring
Like nicotine and emphysema, do the dirt, you sent to cleaners
Bring it to your door like niggas that get subpoenaed
It's the king of grippin' neenas
Lyrical genius bringing fire, Rick and Teena with the heater
Flee the scene and switch demeanors
This a misdemeanor, meanin' light work
Born a king like Miss Regina
I stood on the throne like once a week for 'em
Them other series was keepin' my seat warm (Yeah!)
What happens when they reposses your cars up? (Huh?)
You lose all your money, you fall on hard luck (Huh?)
No skill in the ring, you put your guards up

You boxin' with' Crooked, you gettin' bar'd up (Tell 'em)
Bar'd up (Tell 'em)
Bar'd up (Bar'd up)
You fuckin' with' Crooked, you gettin' bar'd up (Tell 'em)
Bar'd up (Tell 'em)
Bar'd up
You fuckin' with' Crooked, you gettin'
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  1. W.... I....

    Compare Crooked to Joyner Lucas. Joyner is desperate for mainstream commercial success. He will do anything to be famous. Write a song that is racist, rap as if he's gay, use a lot of autotune, make a record about ADHD. He wants to appeal to the younger generation so bad and its obvious. Joyner is super talented and has some nice bars but he is whoring himself out for fame (and its working). Crook isnt even trying for mainstream appeal, he makes real hip hop not that teeny bop bullshit on the radio.

  2. I.... ....

    I just had to quote this, "still keep three infrareds call it a triple beam, weigh the dope lines keep up with the bar scheme, all about the bank talkin chase like a car scene, up a echelon our team, never test the don, weapons launch going decepticon, make a starscream".

  3. A.... P....

    Aijalon Pace
    I be a light to life like a bright idea I enlighten life when I tighten my fighting side in it's prime this won't wait when it's time I might conceal my anger this struggles real the mean muggin feel while I sleep with the steel dreaming I creep up n kill until ya peep what I spill skills cold by the ice cubes I leave when they chilled!........This ill fate when it's sealed I'm not stopping until these little hiccups turn into a lot of coffin!The one you lay in face down and not making a single sound until life stopping and after that I'm stopping by without out a doubt what's popping and then I'm out searching for another bitch that amount to nothing no fronting when I say that I am back lie in fact you will die at that time like I'm on a fat Mayans back!So admire that fire track I can sell you lies on it like I got the best liar app leave tire tracks over the faces of those who believe I am wack these are the facts when I'm flowing I can sea over the water farther than any nigga cuz it a piers that I can go harder and harder this is the art of a sparring artist shit starting when I'm spitting this on ya dis fire my gun is my mouth and won't miss fire until it is mis fired.......now this big match fire Flame buyer fire Flame king until I retire the flame sire cuz I don't gotta smoke now just to say that I came higher without the Forrest trees so don't try to brushfire ....... this fire when I spit fire cold fire coals I will hold until I am old n golden when I go in a beam of light holding the keys of life u will see an accollite in the afterlife killing you niggas that have a life cause y'all wasn't half as nice as me that's why I gave you pain n alot of agony n let you maggots' see how I was 2 fly but sometimes I do cry thinking about my life in Liu of you weaker niggas who never had a chance n died by my words when they became electrified from putting in work but now it's time they retired cause heck I'm tired of frying these niggas without trying ..now I'm out outlining.the way that I'm out frying these niggas with out guidance it's already hard to live your life without die N'!! ...This style, you just can't go in and buy it!IWhy try when I was the one who gave the streets a way to supply these mystical missiles making you take so many holy shits it's biblical if it go another round I won't be beaten around the bush with my lyrical if u wanna know something about my life then nigga here it go.....I was born under water where I inherit flow...counting all of my bubbles to I became numerical some say im crazy and go hysterical but I refuse to abide by that type of stereo type when I am typing rhyme type of lyrical life when spitting it right put a dent in a knife when I get in a fight my fist''ll slice through the air like I launched a missile strike punch a bitch if a light go off in my mind I'm like a dog when u wondering if it's gone bite I know u like the way I'm eating niggas up just like it's dinner time 🔥🔥 🔥

  4. A.... P....

    I be a light to life like a bright idea I enlighten life when I tighten my fighting side in it's prime this won't wait when it's time I might conceal my anger this struggles real the mean muggin feel while I sleep with the steel dreaming I creep up n kill until ya peep what I spill skills cold by the ice cubes I leave when they chilled!........This ill fate when it's sealed I'm not stopping until these little hiccups turn into a lot of coffin!The one you lay in face down and not making a single sound until life stopping and after that I'm stopping by without out a doubt what's popping and then I'm out searching for another bitch that amount to nothing no fronting when I say that I am back lie in fact you will die at that time like I'm on a fat Mayans back!So admire that fire track I can sell you lies on it like I got the best liar app leave tire tracks over the faces of those who believe I am wack these are the facts when I'm flowing I can sea over the water farther than any nigga cuz it a piers that I can go harder and harder this is the art of a sparring artist shit starting when I'm spitting this on ya dis fire my gun is my mouth and won't miss fire until it is mis fired.......now this big match fire Flame buyer fire Flame king until I retire the flame sire cuz I don't gotta smoke now just to say that I came higher without the Forrest trees so don't try to brushfire ....... this fire when I spit fire cold fire coals I will hold until I am old n golden when I go in a beam of light holding the keys of life u will see an accollite in the afterlife killing you niggas that have a life cause y'all wasn't half as nice as me that's why I gave you pain n alot of agony n let you maggots' see how I was 2 fly but sometimes I do cry thinking about my life in Liu of you weaker niggas who never had a chance n died by my words when they became electrified from putting in work but now it's time they retired cause heck I'm tired of frying these niggas without trying now who wanna respond I'm replying and killing you bitches until you respawn I'm that nigga that killing death cause even he gotta gotta get reaped on when you hear that ending whistle like Andy Griffith its sentimental to kill so I guess I'll send a missile .......🔥🔥 🔥

  5. A.... P....

    I'm am slept on but I'm biting niggas back like a bed bug this slow death the red rummer beat n on niggas continuously I'm the best drummer this a prize fight you wanna invest don't ya?...Heard we the best out here in West California!.....Something of a geyser when I spit water.....here's a gallon for ya while I'm standing on a pier and it just appears that I just appeared to all my peers cuz I'm just a pier that couldn't get justice here so I'm reading on a goat riding backwards thinking dear God!......Bars!

  6. I.... ....

    Man, by far my favorite weekly. Til this day!!!

  7. J.... l....

    Crook the goat

  8. G.... G....

    Crook came fucked shit up all the way right up to shaolin town did absolute masterpiece every phukin time its criminal unfair yeh i kno

  9. D.... G....

    To wear a frown I support a clown and pennywise em!🔥🔥🔥🔥

  10. B.... ....

    Fire like every hhwk he ever touched. Catch up

  11. G.... B....

    Old school slaughter does it matter where you get it it's a butcher, 🙄ok,😒...?👃

  12. J.... l....

    Im a simple man i see crook i click and i like . GOAT STATUS 💯🔥🔥

  13. M.... T....

    bruh this shit fire he gassed tf outta this track

  14. R.... R....

    Every Friday Spotify releases something called release radar 2hrs of new music based on your algorithms This was on my weekly release radar. Who is this crooked nigga he's fire🔥🔥🔥🔥

  15. E.... M....

    He said I spot a clown and pennywise em ....geeeeeeez

  16. f.... n....

    Crooked..*sighs* I'm still tryna figure out what the fuck you was thinking aside from this 🔥 🔥 🔥!!

  17. b.... b....

    Omfg man this is so fuck hot bro I burnt my whole body listening to this. Straight fire crooked! Perfection comes with practice. And it shows here. 💯

  18. W.... M....

    Its like hearing him for the first time 20 years later👑

  19. B.... X....

    I hit LIKE before I even heard his bars lol. Kxng Crooked is in MY top 5. Him and Royce Da 5'9"

  20. g.... ....

    Kingcrook.. You sir are the man.. I'm feeling the drop every week.. Love the consistency... Get em get em rahh

  21. J.... C....

    Is this on iTunes ? Please say yes!

  22. D.... ....

    Crooked is absolutely underrecognized in the rap game probably cuznf howveasyche makes it look . They will never understand

  23. S.... W....

    If u thumbs downed, body yourself.

  24. C.... Y....

    Fire as fuckkk

  25. O.... W....

    1 of the greatest hip-hop beats ever! Naughty classic!

  26. B.... G....

    Gastric

  27. D.... R....

    Bow, and ALL HAIL.

  28. R.... I....

    WHAT Y'ALL KNOWWWWW!MAN CROOK YOU'RE HANDS DOWN ONE OF THE MOST LYRICAL OUT THERE DEAD OR ALIVE

  29. t.... ....

    ✊✊✊REDs✊✊✊

  30. K.... S....

    With the original hip hop weekly series, numerous unforgettable verses, dope collabs with underground artists, and everything with slaughterhouse, the man (in my opinion) already solidified his spot among the greats, but to add the return of hip hop weekly into the mix, im sorry haters, theres no denying it now.

  31. A.... C....

    WESTSIDE!!!!!

  32. G.... R....

    🔥🔥🔥

  33. J.... O....

    thats it like the old crooked i HIPHOP WEEKLY ONLY CROOKED DO IT LIKE THAT !!!!

  34. W.... N....

    Kxng Crooked... fucking hell, this man crazy

  35. M.... l....

    damn the new hiphop weekly???!!!!! WE HERE!!!!!!

  36. J.... N....

    Nobody can touch crook on the mic

  37. B.... B....

    The best lyricist ever is from the West Coast!! PERIOD!! LBC

  38. J.... H....

    Been a fan for YEARS....Crook never disappoints!

  39. J.... J....

    This old school beat sample is from some New York rap group. I remember when TRex used it to diss Murda Mook and Rain910. Shout out to Crook for shouting out King Los.

    J.... J....

    What song tho

  40. D.... P....

    oooooweeeee! that NBN flipped. West Coast Lyrical Murderer! Much Love from over the bridge SP Harbor Area

  41. P.... B....

    *Best WEST COAST LYRICIST EVER.*

  42. B.... J....

    Damn never ceases to amaze me real goat shit💯💯💪🏽💪🏽

  43. T.... M....

    #FknStoOpid

  44. T.... L....

    🛸👽🔥

  45. K.... K....

    Flawless victory

  46. D.... ....

    I hear ya. Day 1 mf rt here. Slaughterhouse

  47. T.... W....

    barbaric...

  48. t.... H....

    He never disappoints/Give him Beats and he always brings it

  49. B.... G....

    Gotta bars but the beat could of been better.

  50. J.... B....

    ive done songs with lots of west coast cats from spice 1, mac dre kurt , mister fab, yuk but... Crooked i was the hardest to see up with! in my top 5! he's the illest! bars flow voice ect

    J.... B....

    Jared Baker Yukmouth is sick. I’ve been listening to him since 2001. He always spits hard.

  51. d.... d....

    Goat flow

  52. N.... M....

    HE HAS A LIFE SENTENCE OF BARS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😭😭 STILL PART OF MY TOP FIVE

  53. M.... ....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥

  54. C.... J....

    Much love. From Spokane wa.

  55. M.... 4....

    King crooked...... let's fuckin go!!!!!!......504 In here

  56. M.... 4....

    King crooked...... let's fuckin go!!!!!!......504 In here

  57. K.... B....

    Crooked iz KXNG!
    THANK GOD FOR THE FREE WEEKLYS
    SUTTX2

  58. E.... W....

    When he's halfway with the weekly .... they WILL START to listen

  59. G.... ....

    First of all, the whole song sounds like he's out of pocket. Second, it sounds like he's trying to catch up with the pace of the beat. 👎

    G.... ....

    Rhyme styles punk bitch

  60. L.... I....

    Crooked is a straight up spitter.

  61. K.... 4....

    This whole "song" was fuvking disgusting, made my fucking face screw into a paper ball and I had to replay that 10 times over...man fuck your top 10 if Kxng Crooked I is not located on that bitch 👑👑💯💯

  62. A.... J....

    🔆🔆🔆🔆

  63. J.... M....

    JESUS... 🔥🔥🔥 this is why they want a seat at Crook's Cool Table 😅

  64. E.... T....

    Heat everytime. Loving these weeklys

  65. C.... R....

    Crooked my dude you stay bard up never a wack bar

  66. A.... D....

    Hip hop always. Who are the 2 haters that didn't like it.

  67. T.... T....

    Goku’s father loves this song. DBZ fans will get it. 😂🔥

    T.... T....

    Clever wordplay bro bar'd up does sound like bardock

  68. J.... H....

    Got damn every time I hear this I which is my 12th time I hear a different Super Bar! Got Damn Crooked !!!

  69. i.... b....

    Crook is the best man this is too much 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  70. T.... ....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥

  71. s.... f....

    JRE alldayeveryday

  72. T.... 7....

    Daymmmmmmmmmmmmm

  73. B.... W....

    I really need someone to give Crooked like 10 commercially viable, boom bap / Amigos beats and let this nigga loose on the main stream. Damn! This dude is Pac/Rakim/And Malcom X in one body with super swag.

  74. J.... M....

    Definitely belongs in top 5 conversations

  75. U.... A....

    MASTER FUCKIN MC RIGHT HERE, I'd put him up against anyone, past or present and it's painful to say this against PAC, Pun, Biggie, and Big L to name a few!!!!!!!

  76. J.... A....

    The classics !!! #you can.....

  77. T.... H....

    Kaan x Kxng crooked + a dope beat...👌🏾

  78. M.... R....

    One hater was here kmt

  79. E.... q....

    Oh sheeeet, sut sut boi! Crooks a savage!👏🏻🙌🏻

  80. 1.... J....

    The Fu*% im talkin about!

  81. J.... H....

    It's time for a King Crooked , Black Thought Pharoahe Monche, K-Rino song! Slaughterhouse part 2.

    J.... H....

    I'll add Locksmith, JUICE, Elzhi 2 The Mix as Well

    J.... H....

    @Masta Inferno I like lock but he sounds like Marshall to me!

    J.... H....

    @Jamaal Horton nah, really. They have similar Technique 2 and Extent. However -- Lock has a way better Delivery!

    J.... H....

    @Masta Inferno I agree and better lyrically! I can tell Marshall influence him!

  82. u.... h....

    west weekly's

  83. R.... R....

    *SPIT TEC U LAR😊👍🏾*

  84. T.... M....

    Kxng Crooked calling out those making hip-hop weeklies like him. Nice.

  85. C.... K....

    Perfect mix of 90’s and modern rap

  86. D.... J....

    Too overlooked. Crooked drops bombs every week while mainstream hip-hop dumbs down every day.

  87. S.... C....

    When I saw the title said "Bar'd up" I knew we were in for a treat 🔥🔥🔥

    S.... C....

    Me too!!!!!

  88. F.... Y....

    I was bumping my heading listening at the start. Then I had to stop
    Because I couldn’t keep up with the rhyme schemes and BARS.
    One line I caught was the “decipticon/star scream”
    Pure genius man.

  89. D.... K....

    These fireballs bars reach Poland. Big up.

  90. F.... F....

    Made me smile from the first bar! Grinning throughout the entire track. God i love crooked's bars!

    F.... F....

    Fabio Flowzales made me smile as soon as I heard the Informer sample lol

  91. D.... M....

    KXNG spittin darts 🔥