Creature Feature - The Art Of Poisoning Lyrics

I now have this song stuck in my head every time I go to a buffet.

The art of poisoning: *exists*
Me, a foodie; *sweats intensely*

1:10 my favorite part

Great, I finally use all the right combinations to kill people.

My Listener from Skyrim would gleefully sing this song, possibly along with Cicero...

...she's sliiiiiightly obsessed with poisoning people for shytes and giggles...

How to make people paranoid 101

Seriously, I've been listening to you guys for years, since like freshman year, and I still get so excited when I see that you post a new video or come out with a new song. It's something that I hope I can continue to look forward to for a long time.

Spooky season time

This makes me picture a humorous video with the sinnger harassing random people eating the named foods and drinks

I ABSOLUTELY love this!! Good job!!!

It's like a whole periodic table

god i wish that were me

I don't go outside, let alone to picnics.
I don't like wine.
I don't like coffee.
I make my own tea.
I don't get invited to potlucks, or have my own.
I don't like lemonade.
I live too far away from the sea to do anything by it.
I also only eat my own pound cake.
I don't eat fruit (I'm so healthy)
I pack my own lunches.
I'm in school, so that's a no to gum.
And yet, this song still makes me paranoid....

If anyone reboots the Zombies Ate My Neighbors game series, they should hire Creature Feature to write some of the tracks. lol This reminds me of the ZAMN soundtrack with lyrics.

Wtf is this genre of music

NeostormXLMAX creature feature is it’s own genre of music

halloween

I can’t be the only one paranoid about poison now right? ....right????

I just wanna sing the chorus while cooking and someone walks in

Rule number One: The poison One is using, MUST Ryhme with The Scenario, Food, or Container.

The best songs they made are the ones that sound almost like nursery rhymes.

Change my mind

A serving of antifreeze in your cottage cheese.

I can't get enough of Creature Feature.

N Brio Da Zuera anyone?

Ya me enamoré de estas canciones , por que siempre tienen tan pocas visitas las mejores canciones

When someone puts laxatives in your drink.

i dont want to do the basic human functions of eating and drinking now. i still love creature feature though.

My mom: "Halloween is not a musical genre"


Creature Feature: "Hold my pumpkins"

Except...
You can drink venom all day long and not die.
It's only when its injected or gets into a wound that its deadly. Such is why it is venom, and not poison.

And now they've disappeared from the web again, well I can't blame them. Not doing a show is a practice in the art of poisoning fans.

They're mostly make music for near-halloween. That's their style or something

I’ve known this song since the hour it came out and I was just thinking

This song reminds me of Sakura Ogami’s death from Danganronpa 1

How about a serving of antifreeze in your cottage cheese?

Me: Creature Feature? what's that?
*listens to The Greatest Show Unearthed and The Greatest Show Unearthed Returns*
Me: hmmm fits my Demon of Pain OC
5 days later
Me: FINE YOUTUBE I'LL LISTEN TO A GOREY DEMISE
*listens to A Gorey Demise*
Me: I can make an OC off of this
*Makes the Demon of Death (NOT the Grim Reaper)*
1 day later
Me: The Art of Poisoning? Such Horrible Things? I swear YouTube your TRYING to get me addicted to this band
*listens to The Art of Poisoning and Such Horrible Things*
Me: ... I won't... I won't do it..... FINE
*Makes the Demon of Poison dressed up in a ringmaster uniform to fit the song*

i love being incredibly paranoid about everything and then listening to this song
very fun

... Youtube, I hate you for not showing me this earlier and love you for showing me this before the day I die and go party in the Netherworld =T Basically... I love this song. Although i'm a bit worried, since i've been drinking loads of tea these days >_>

IM 13 BUT HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED.

ahhh being poisoned. reminds me of living with my mother...

Speed it up to 1.25 in the options menu on YouTube. It sounds great

I didn't know you guys wore still making music.
<33

Ya know what, I wasn't even hungry, I'll pass on lunch.

shouldn't have been drinkin' tea while listenin' to this😞

It’s been a few months now since it came out. But ever since it came out I thought it would be funny to listen to this everytime I eat breakfast

How the fuck did I miss this?

AM I SERIOUSLY THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS THIS SOUNDS JUST LIKE KILLER QUEEN?

Oh my god. The pic in the background and the pic from buried alive are the same. This pic is just a little bit later.

this band deserves more coverage lets be fukin honest

Lord Jesus, I love this. Creature Feature is almost too creepy for me. Perfect.

YESSS NEW MUSIC

The melody of this song, especially the bits like at 0:10 to 0:25, makes me imagine an evil version of Tigger from "Winnie the Pooh" bouncing around the Hundred Acre Wood, poisoning everyone's food! xD

Woah! I didn't expect to find anything this year. What a pleasant surprise haha. Can't wait to hear more.

Fuck! I tremble with excitement. When i found the FNAF sfm for "dem bones" i obsessed over what i could on YouTube, but understood it was to a band that hadn't realeased content in so long i shouldn't hold my breath. MY FANDOM IS NOT TOO LATE!

Welcome back into my life

While some of your songs are eerie and creepy, this one is just plain sinister! Pure murderous intent! Even the deranged could be unnerved

new??? album!????? when??? i swear 2019 is the best year yet!!

YYou know, i think they meant to release this 2 days before halloween

I can't stop replying

i'm surprised this band is still alive after all these years and popularity downgrades. Legends.

WOLF'S BANE !! is a toxic flower once used to kill werewolves.

I like how you rymed each posion

Strycnine in your red wine

Since I’m here, I’ll go tell you guys what’s on the new album

1. The greatest show on earth
2. Dead next door-grave keepers and robbers
3. Primitive state-werewolves
4. Odd hours-creepy neighbors
5. The creeps-zombies I believe
6. The art of poisoning
7. Lights out-vampires
8. Carpe demon-possession
9. Pushing daisies-the sequel to a corpse in my bed
10. Gremlins everywhere-gremlins as a song

My personal favorite is 6-10, especially pushing daisies and gremlins everywhere

That would be me If I actually went to that Halloween party organised in my old village some weeks ago:

"HOW CAN YOU PLAY POP SONGS ON A F HALLOWEEN PARTY?! where's Creature Feature? Rufus Rex? Aurelio Voltaire? Hollywood Undead? Anything?"

I am glad I stayed home and watched netflix instead 😊

Oh damn they have a new album? I haven’t listened to them in years and I’m just rediscovering them today. Dang I gotta go listen to this new album asap.

this dude does almost everything all by himself and yet get very little recognition, so underrated :/

Why the hell did this increase my apetite?

Omg💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

This kinda reminds me of spooktune from undertale

Sounds like something medic from tf2 would do.

I have an idea: How about they cover "I Cum Blood" or some other Cannibal Corpse songs to their style?

@Burning B0ris But it would be better. After all, what´s wrong with a song about cumming blood inside a corpse?





-Everything, of course-

@Burning B0ris I just want to see CF cover something 100 times more fucked up to their style lol. It would be weird, but awesome.

Why do I know so many of these? For fuck's sake I'm only 12.

Because you choose to listen to them

@Burning B0ris agreed. Creature feature for life.

Also I love your profile picture.

These guys sing good!

NEEDZ ALBUM TO SURVIVEZ

my boys are back, fuck yea

Seriously, those who disliked... *i'll make sure to hide it somewhere you'd never notice*

Holy shit the begining had completely got me to like this song-

This is why i have trust issues with food

I remember when i first got food poisoning

Was vomiting whenever i ate something and had diarrhea when i wasn't vomiting out whatever i ate

Basically had to starve myself for 3 days

This is my new favourite song. Well, it's either this or Here There Be Witches.

Did anyone else catch the reference to one of their older songs, six foot deep?

How come I cant listen to this song??? The video just says "This video requires payment to watch".

Suddenly I got really hungry

Remember one of the most important traditions of Halloween: Always check your candy.

If I'm ever going to poison someone,
I'm definitely putting Nightshade in a person's lemonade.
I don't know.
I honestly just always loved Nightshade for some odd reason, and I love the rhyme.

Why not arsenic

like on this comment if you think Creature Feature makes some the best songs

A good PSA for anyone on Halloween.

Played with you and stolen babies in sd in 2012, any chances of some shows down here soon?

Botox in your lunchbox.

wow i love Heathers

The album comes out today

You should release instrumental versions for your songs

Everytime I see Creature Feature upload I get so happy!! Or maybe the happiness is just a side effect of getting poisoned by this amazingly wicked song

Awesome sound, a fine pice of creapy art

awesomeness! glad yall back!

*Looks down at my coffee while listening*
...Oh well lol

Their new album is a thing of beauty! It really is Halloween.

Been a fan for two years now and I wasn’t expecting you to come back. Literally just saw the album on Spotify. Your music has improved so much and I LOVE it

I'm sCREAMING YAS

AhhhHhHhhhHhhhhHHHHHH YE Ssss

Love it ❤

Holy shit I used to listen to Greatest Show Unearthed all the time in high school and decided to add it to my Halloween playlist several years later and find out they're doing a resurgence? Hell to the yeah son.

Who needs halloween playlists when Creature Feature is coming back!!

I'm hyped, The greatest show unearthed is my favourite album I cannot wait for the return!!