Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - The Math Of Love Triangles Lyrics






[Rebecca:]
What's a girl to do when she's stuck between men
It's like she's a barbie with two perfect kens
But wait, it just occurred to me
Maybe I can solve this with geometry
Yes, smarts can help this sitchywation untangle
So professors, teach me
The math of love triangles
Yay, time for book facts!

[Teachers:]
A triangle is a polygon
With three edges and three vertices
Take the base times the height, cut that in half
To find the area of the surfaces

[Rebecca:]
Uh-huh, I wasn't really listening, but I can see
The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me!

The math of love triangles
Isn't hard to learn

[Teachers:]
You're not taking in what we're saying
We're a little bit concerned

[Rebecca:]
Yes, the math of love triangles
Is as simple as can be
Whichever tom or dick I might pick
The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me!

[Teachers:]
Actually a triangle has multiple centers

This triangle's scalene

[Rebecca:]
That's astute
So I need to decide which man's more acute

[Teachers:]
Here's Pythagoras' theorem

[Rebecca:]
Will this help me choose?
If not I'll be swinging from a hypote-noose

[Teachers:]
Let's take a look at what this line bisects

[Rebecca:]
Is that spelled b-i-s-e-x?

[Teachers:]
Those are good puns but please pay attention

[Rebecca:]
Oh no, professors, am I facing suspension?
Whee, a swing! it's literal suspension!

The math of love triangles
Isn't hard to learn

[Teachers:]
We're starting to suspect
You don't sincerely want to know about triangles

[Rebecca:]
Yes, the math of love triangles
Is as simple as can be
I need to choose between men, but until then
The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me

Is this a triangle?

[Teachers:]
No, that's a shoe

[Rebecca:]
Is this a triangle?

[Teachers:]
No, that's you

[Rebecca:]
So I'm a triangle?

[Teachers:]
What? no

[Rebecca:]
One, two, three, six, eight, three, go!

[Matt:]
You don't seem to know how to count

[Scott:]
We are sincerely worried about you

[Rebecca:]
Catch me!

[Jeff:]
You're ruining the number!

[Teachers:]
This angle's right

[Rebecca:]
Which angle's right?

[Teachers:]
No, not right like correct

[Rebecca:]
Ooh, are you erect?

[Teachers:]
No, 90 degrees

[Rebecca:]
That's really erect!

The math of love triangles
Is super duper fun

[Teachers:]
We're tired of all your tangents
That's also a triangle pun

[Rebecca:]
Ooh, thanks for teaching me man math!
You all deserve a kiss

[Teachers:]
Lady, we're all gay
We get nothing out of this

[Rebecca:]
Neither man will notice
My learning disability
'Cause the center of the triangle
Is lil' old
Sexy little baby
Me!





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  1. O.... ....

    Easy. Double penetration.

  2. A.... B....

    I love that since this takes place in her head, she’d have to KNOW every single triangle fact the men bring up through out the video, but CHOOSES to portray herself as a ditz, even just in her own mind. That alone brings up an interesting detail about Season 2 Rebecca’s internalized misogyny.

  3. l.... m....

    love the marilyn monroe reference this is amazing

  4. R.... M....

    I love her baby voice
    Especially how she sings this songs
    Omg

  5. T.... s....

    I'm not ashamed to admit how much this helped me study for a geometry test, specially the part "actually a triangle has multiple centers"😂
    Thanks rachel!!

  6. T.... M....

    She sounds like Paulina from DP

  7. S.... W....

    WHY HAVE I NOT WATCHED THIS SHOW?

  8. y.... c....

    Why does she need to choose? Both men have said they require an exclusive relationship? Or has she even bothered to ask. Haven't watched the show, so maybe she isn't emotionally mature enough to handle two relationships... And with "crazy" in the title of the show... Yeah, maybe that's likely

  9. l.... ....

    This song makes me want to sing, dance and reproduce this video... crazy ex girlfriend taught me so me about me and life and the process of it all. I think it also awaken a side of me (artistic) that I didn't know

  10. l.... ....

    One of mine favorites songs of the song! So smart, funny and relatable... thank you so much, Rachel!

  11. m.... ....

    Oh God "sexy little baby."


    Speaking fo tangents, the Marilyn Monroe number she's parodying is about building a fuck off- capital rather than obsessing over love. Rebecca could take some pointers there.

  12. S.... ....

    0:56 I was gonna say that this guy could get it but then they say they r all gay and I'm like: I'm the one who wont get it

  13. B.... K....

    geometry time

  14. N.... G....

    whee a swing! it’s literal suspension! *PRETEND THERE’S A SWING*

  15. J.... M....

    So pretty

  16. A.... ....

    If you think about it, the part "actually a triangle has multiple centers" could be the guys trying to tell her that she shouldn't be the only focus of the love triangle. There are also other people involved whose feelings should be considered.

  17. P.... R....

    Who is here because of Halloween Swingthing 2019!? Woo!

  18. D.... S....

    Actually, "B-I S-E-X" is the perfect way to solve a love triangle

    D.... S....

    Fair point

    D.... S....

    No that's just a threesome. All of them are straight so. Its not bi

  19. S.... L....

    The hell is this show off the air?!?! #notoverit

  20. M.... W....

    Old school Broadway parodies. This was niche and I love it.

  21. S.... L....

    Did anyone else notice the error in the diagram at 1:18?
    The formula is only correct if you draw the triangle with ‘a’ opposite ‘A’, ‘b’ opposite ‘B’ and ‘c’ opposite ‘C’. :-D

  22. D.... Q....

    The best part is when they say they're all gay so they got nothing out of this whole number xD

  23. D.... M....

    https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/fulfillment-any-age/201910/the-right-personality-may-add-years-your-life

    D.... M....

    https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/insight-therapy/201608/how-your-personality-predicts-your-romantic-life

    D.... M....

    https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/darwins-subterranean-world/201904/why-are-there-introverts-and-neurotics

    D.... M....

    https://www.dictionary.com/browse/quandary

    D.... M....

    https://www.dictionary.com/browse/laundry

    D.... M....

    https://www.dictionary.com/browse/bewilderment

  24. R.... ....

    HOORAY! 1 MILLION VIEWS! X NEEDS MORE THO! X A hilarious song and fantastic video! Xxxx Always puts a smile on my face! X

  25. D.... C....

    ok her armpits are PERFECT

  26. A.... B....

    ‘Cose the center of the triangle is sexy little baby MEEEEE ‘

    Oh my god Rachel’s preggers 🥰🥰🥰

  27. K.... S....

    She can't count because SHE HAD A STROKE,
    SHE HAD A STROKE,
    SHE HAD A STROKE,
    SHE HAD A STROKE.

  28. e.... l....

    Brilliant

  29. c.... p....

    I could not get past my embarrassment squick to watch this show but the songs are brilliant. I click whenever I see on in my recs even though I have no idea what happened past mid season one.

  30. D.... ....

    She's a great artist.

  31. L.... T....

    I can’t look at this the same after ‘the math of love quadrangles’ 😂

  32. P.... B....

    “Actually triangles have multiple centers!”

  33. T.... F....

    This is every Young Adult novel ever.

  34. A.... G....

    I wish they were math professors.

  35. c.... b....

    2:20 Gabriel Agreste?!?!?!

  36. m.... ....

    I JUST REALIZED THEY HAVE ELBOW PADS

  37. C.... E....

    Hannah G this season of BIP:

  38. z.... ....

    Super duper fun! good stuff Rach, Shalom from holly land.

  39. l.... ....

    As a Geometry teacher, I am very offended by her.

  40. r.... r....

    This show was pretty amazing ...

  41. r.... r....

    Why i discovered her now. She's PERFECT. NAMASTE

  42. H.... F....

    How did she get into
    Harvard

  43. C.... g....

    this is a friend like me from aladdin

  44. V.... T....

    LOl the asian guy is so cute <3

  45. R.... s....

    That's the kind of math I like ^^

  46. w.... g....

    So Marilyn Monroe of you

  47. R.... R....

    That moment it took you a million times to get the hypotenuse pun but you understood all the other math puns when you first heard the song.... I don't know if I'm super dumb or just smart...

  48. m.... m....

    Cute lol

  49. M.... C....

    Thanks for teaching me man math🎶

  50. D.... ....

    "Is this a triangle? No that's a shoe"

    Hahahahah tf

  51. G.... B....

    My maths revision be like

  52. T.... M....

    When I heard the title of this song, I was expecting basically the opposite...aside from the fact that I expected it to be funny.

  53. S.... M....

    “You’re ruining the number!”

  54. S.... ....

    Is that spelled "Bi sex"? XD

  55. s.... D....

    Rebecca is really beautyfull in that dress

  56. I.... ....

    Lady, you need JESUS in the worst way. Call out to Him now and ask Him to help you, and He will. Because doing the devils work is never a good thing. Lord, please open Rachel's eyes, and heal her of this twisted way of thinking, in Jesus name, Amen...

    I.... ....

    1, 2, 3, 6, 8, 3, GO!

  57. A.... K....

    I’m just saying, I’d go to all those professors office hours.

  58. S.... 7....

    Old but gold. I could watch this a thousand times, the expressions of the mathmeticians are perfect

  59. a.... s....

    Shes got big ass tits!

  60. K.... D....

    Yay, time for book facts!

  61. J.... C....

    1:39 that weee was so cute

  62. L.... ....

    Her Marilyn voice sounds just like Ivy from Smash

  63. J.... P....

    Brilliant satire here...NPD and Delusional...no one does it better...

  64. J.... D....

    Beautiful

  65. C.... F....

    I love how this number subtly implies Rebecca has dyscalculia.

  66. Z.... P....

    Thank you ... Not since "Donald in Mathemagic Land" have we seen such an entertaining explanation of triangles.

  67. m.... ....

    2:32 Burst out laughing at that

  68. �.... ....

    Can anybody help me with 'We're tired of all your tangents. That's also a triangle pun!' Line? I looked up tangent in the dictionary and it seems to have no other meaning than the ratio of a right triangle.

    �.... ....

    @Robin Arman Ohh now I see that in the dictionary, weird. Thanks!

  69. S.... S....

    1:52 the way the guy just halfheartedly pushes her, while the other guy tries to comfort him

    IT KILLS MEEEEE

  70. M.... F....

    Thanks for teaching me man math!

  71. B.... P....

    AKOPIAN DESERVES HER OWN SHOW

  72. H.... A....

    After watching the the math of love quadrangles I just feel so proud of her <3

    H.... A....

    I'm so happy this song was reprised as a way to show her growth!

  73. C.... B....

    lol oh man that funny they put her voice in different tone it was pretty funny, they should made her hair into triangle wig. It would made super cool. But Diamond bracelets into triangles they were squares and opal forms so if they fake diamond forms triangles they have that form you know. dress in triangle dress would made even harder for guys dance the number...

  74. J.... P....

    Is this a parody of 'Smash'?

    J.... P....

    It's a take on Marilyn, who the musical in Smash is telling the story of.

    J.... P....

    Diamonds Are Girl's Best Friend from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

  75. C.... Y....

    The look at 0:32 oozes sass

  76. C.... ....

    Normally I rhapsodize about Rachel's lyrics, but here I'm going to have to freak out over this Marilyn impression. It's a notoriously difficult idiolect to learn by ear, much less deliver and she clearly worked hard on it. It doesn't have to sound like Marilyn's exact timbre to hit her exact mathematical rhythm of speech. Applauding that thoughtful dialect work, Rachel! You're the real deal.

  77. B.... ....

    This is somewhat truthful, when a girl have at least one guy she feels powerful and flattered instead of concerned about implications. It becomes fun and she prefers not to choose one.

  78. a.... m....

    She's brilliant!!! I'm wondering if these musical moments R delusional symptoms of her mental illness__they R fun 2 watch

  79. I.... ....

    This is the best tv show❤ :D

  80. K.... L....

    I’m here in 2019 and I miss the old Greg

  81. A.... A....

    literal suspension

  82. E.... A....

    This is sheer genius!

  83. M.... D....

    i just started trig so i had to listen to this to get into the mood

  84. f.... ....

    Lol sexy little baby?

  85. a.... a....

    1,2,3,6,8,3, go!

  86. S.... ....

    2 years later:. The math of Love Quadrangles? AKA: The Male Harem song.

    S.... ....

    You predicted the reprise! lol

  87. e.... ....

    Hey can anyone enlighten me on the rule at 1:30? I don't recocnize it.

    e.... ....

    I found it, it's a triangle (somehow) expressing the golden ratio.

  88. a.... ....

    I'm sad they didn't use triangles as an instrument here

  89. B.... H....

    can i nominate a youtube video for this year's tonys?

  90. N.... ....

    B R I L L I A N T

  91. A.... W....

    The way the guy above Rebecca's head on her right in 0:43 looks at Rebecca gives me the complete creeps. Lol

  92. C.... ....

    honestly goatee guy is hot af

  93. m.... ....

    this is The Best™

  94. C.... P....

    Yay, time for book facts!

  95. m.... ....

    What's a girl to do when she's stuck between men? Especially when one of the men is a snake

  96. 1.... ....

    none of these angles were 90 degrees

  97. B.... :....

    ~lady we're all gay~ ;0