Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - The Math Of Love Quadrangles Lyrics

Damn, that last line though! XD "Jokes on you, bitch, you'll never be free!"

“Jokes on you bitch, you’ll never be free” -oop my late night demons??

Is there no budget this time around?
/s

She calls herself a bitch in these songs a lot.

I wish “Skylar with glasses” was a porn search thing

Man this show brought reprises to a whole new level and I’m here for it.

I was today years old when I realized that was Greg Josh and Nate

Even though I love Nathaniel, I think the healthiest relationship would be with Greg. Both Nathaniel and Josh were dependent on Rebecca for their personal growth while Greg grew once he got some distance. That’s the only relationship I can see where she’ll get something out of it and won’t be codependent in an unhealthy way.

Hot chunky girl.💞😘

the S A L T

watch her boobs at brayez.com

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https://youtu.be/OeP4FFr88SQ

I love all the musical callbacks. Really is like a reprise in theatre

j0kE's oN yOu biTcH yOu'LL nEvEr bE frEe

I should have watched more of this show

josh is absolute trash. it’s so unfair of him to want her back when he had his chance AND LEFT HER. i’m on team greg but i still struggle because of nathaniel, but either would be 100% better than josh. i’m happy that she chose herself but also sad too, well, because of obvious reasons

Jokes on you bitch you’ll never be free






*TRUE*

Jokes on you bitch you'll never be free

"Jokes on you bitch, you'll never be free".....well then.....lol

Whats a girl to do when she's stuck between men?, especially when one of the men is a SNAKE!

This shows Rebecca’s growth.

1:08 how school feels

I’m nit this far & I’m just spoiling this 4 me

"I can't ask you to share"
WHY NOT?!

I appreciate the character growth, but I also still really want a full version of this song that isn't cut off by Rebecca.

Banjo Peppers exactly, me too

I love how Rebecca doesn't fully commit to the Marilyn Monroe persona like she did in the original. It really shows her growth.

BTW, if it were up to me: Fuck Greg, Marry Josh, Kill Nathaniel.

Actually better than the original because Josh Chan in glasses is so cute.

Joke’s on you bitch you’ll never be free

Shows her growth. And how now she isn't delusional but is rather growing and being rational

“Good you found the old swing”! 😂😂😂

Nathaniel in a tux
Ahem, excuse me I have to... go...

Funny enough, after so many times listening this song my mind morphed the lyrics to make it "The Math of Angst Quadrangles". Here are the lyrics that came to me:

What's a boy to do when he is back here again?
After so much growth he is still stuck between fears?
So, sweep off the mindset
Good, you found the old anxiety
Just put it anywhere, it's cool
Let's see if I remember the words to sing

I'm back here again!
Oh boy, what fun
Guess it's time to make up more geometry puns!

Anxieties & Fears:
The Math of Angst Quadrangles
Is way more fun than trig

Me:
But what about my feelings?

Anxieties & Fears:
Hmm, we don't see those on a fig!
The Math of Angst Quadrangles
Is so juicy while it lasts

Me:
You can't ask me to bear

Anxieties & Fears:
Come on, don't be a square!

Me:
I thought all this drama was back in my past

Anxieties & Fears:
Joke's on you bitch, you'll never be free!

Nathaniel is looking even more delicious than the half eaten lava cakes on top of my fridge

Can`t wait to see "love dodecahedron" version of this )

This is an outstanding reprise. Truly. When she speaks in a Marilyn Monroe voice this time, it's sarcastic rather than sincere. And she's frustrated with herself rather than oblivious. Top-notch.

I vote for Nathaniel. PLEEEEEASE.

Joke's on you, bitch, you'll never be free.

Makes me giggle every time

You know, I always thought I hated love triangles (or any love polygon) because one or more of the options were awful people, or they were poorly written, or they went on too long. Turns out, even though those may all be true, I'm just not into it. This show has none of those problems but which guy Rebecca ends up with is, for me, the least interesting part of the show. The columns were right: they're all viable options and there's no objective reason for her to end up with one instead of the other two. It really only matters which one she likes most.


Even whether she ends up with anyone at all is a more interesting question. Some people have said they want her to realize she can be happy alone, and I get that, but I also think showing that someone with BPD can have a successful romantic relationship would be valuable too.

Why is Josh even an option? I'm honestly asking I don't have cable, I haven't seen the new season lol

They moved together "as friends" and got close

She'll never be free.

Because he's sweet and supportive now and is willing to lend a helping hand around the house and encourages her therapy plus he is buff

Digging all of these reprises...

"jokes on you bitch, you'll never be free" unrequited love @ me

So fucking relatable

"Joke's on you, bitch: you'll never be free!"

A more realistic take on the original Math of Love Triangles!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D reprise of LIKE MY FAVORITEST SONG !! :D

Difference i see is that on season 2 josh wasnt all that into her.. he was kind of just using her for a place...now hes back to staying at her place.. smh

none of them are right for rebecca

JOKES ON YOU BITCH

Every clip with Greg I can't help but Think how would it be with Santino Fontana

Eimard Gomes same 😭

I might’ve been team Greg if that’s the case. The new guy was good, but it just wasn’t the same.

yES this god

I refer to this Greg as "Fake Greg" because I LOVE OLD GREG AND I'M SAD HE'S GONE

#TeamTrent

If there's something I love, it's a reprise as a character growth device

Oh god you're right 👌

I like that she immediately cut it. It means she understands that these delusions can be optional and not mandatory.

Nerdy men are hot. There I said it.

Praying for it to be netflixed

This video should be a search term on porn sites

Omg yes!

This is purely subjective, but I think fan opinions that Rebecca NEEDS to end up with any of the three men or to be single is irrelevant. This show makes a big deal about life being a series of personal choices, which can be bad or good. Other people's opinions don't matter until the person themselves have evolved in some way. The show has also done a lot to question destiny in preference for making your own fate. I think the ending for Rebecca should just be whoever she ends up being, be that with Josh, Greg, Nathaniel, herself, or someone totally different. After all, romance still is a big part of her life. Ignoring the men, she's a romantic human who loves love. Does her her happy ending NEED to be void of it? If she can find a way to be happy with herself and with love, why not?


Whatever happens, I can't wait to see where she ends up :)

Creatively Disordered i agree!!!!

You know I don't really stan for Greg or Josh but they are so, sooooo much cuter than Na-Than-A-El in this number. Like he doesn't look like a 9.6 in this.....

I know these guys were only in Rebecca's head now, but I still gasped when they sang 'bitch', lol

As much as I love Nathaniel and Greg, I prefer Rebecca being single in the end

Lee F. Done

jokes on you bitch, you'll never be free :D

Oh god, Greg is so cute with these glasses :3

i honestly don’t know what this is going to lead to and i’m EXCITED. i cant wait to see if rebecca even chooses one of them or not. personally i’m stuck between greg and nathaniel so good luck bex.

Did they just ALL called her a bitch?!?!?

i don’t understand why they didn’t just use rectangle

Ashley Chen Because that's a little too square

Rebecca should stay single for a while.... a long while....

Josh is just too adorable.

YESSSS!!!! Wish it was longer this was soooo gooooood

it's probably going to not gonna end with her actually "choosing" anyone but MY GUESS is the romance part of the show is gonna end anticlimactically. she's going to say that she doesn't want to be in a relationship BUT at the very end they are going to somehow show that one of the boys has more of a chance than the other two. and that's where it will vaguely end. does that make sense? haha


edit: there's no episode titled greg is irrelevant... just saying

OMG I used to be team Nathaniel all the way, after this number I get Rebecca so much more, damn

I hope she doesn't stay with Nathaniel. I'm team Greg.

JOKES ON YOU BITCH YOU'LL NEVER BE FREE

Prediction that everyone will hate: she chooses Greg, but then there's a time skip and they're filing for divorce.

That would be so depressing 😯

@Miss A Yeah, I know. It was foreshadowed a little in "Shit Show," which is why it's in my brain at all.

My money is still on Rebecca ending up alone. I wouldWANT it to be Greg, but I'm betting the show is going to end with Rebecca realising she's fine on her own, and it (a relationship) will happen when it happens.

It can happen now. She is has three viable suitors whom she wants in return. They all have a toxic past with her, but could the past be left in the past? Rebecca is the Crazy Ex Girlfriend of each of them, but is a little bit more nuanced than that. TV show character or not, I just want Rebecca Bunch to end up happy.

you were right! lol

This comment aged well.

The ending was perfect, the fact that it ends with her songs, the abstract presense that's fueled her mind for so long, being the solution to her feeling of emptiness. She's found her purpose.

@GB999444 yees

Please choose Nathaniel.

still #teamselflove - bex don't need no man

the 4th wall break is incredible!!

"Joke's on you bitch you'll never be free" really grabbed me. As someone with BPD, that's a very real, very strong fear; that you'll never actually grow or change no matter how hard you try. This show really catches you off-guard.

Team Nathaniel!

Wowwww! The song sequel I always wanted!

As often as I watch the Fit Hot Guys video, I've gotta admit that guys in glasses carrying geometry figures is much more my thing.

We're women of variety no one can take that away 😂

Same! But a Fit Hot Guy in glasses who knows about math and stuff? Now, that man...I would never be free of.

Thanks. Now I know why I couldn't find gf. I just miss huge geometry figure..,

oh but fr

Yes. Except apparently they’re all gay LOL

My only issue is that it's too short XD Want more of this!

THOSE HARMONIES THOUGH. Bitch youll never be free... NO!

#TeamNathaniel

I simply yelled out of excitement when this part of the episode started. tmolt is One of the BEST song in my opinion, definitely deserved a reprise!

THANK YOU FOR THIS REPRISE

anyone notice how her voice is no longer an unnatural falsetto?

Well, if you're referring to the original Math Triangle video, that was an homage to Marilyn Monroe in the song "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend" from the movie Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. She sounded that way because she was imitating the way Marilyn spoke.

@celanba yeah! i know haha i meant that in that song, she was pretending to be someone else- a fantasy, almost, whereas in this one shes rooted in reality and is thus using her own voice. (rachel also said that voice is really hard on her throat at some point i think)

"Jokes on you, bitch, you'll never be free!"


I died

Nathaniel in a bowtie is

oh goodness

err..wait..so greg come back and being replaced by another actor? i just want to confirm...

Yeah, all season.

Josh looking too damn fine in glasses

I prefer him in glasses than without.

jokes on you bitch you'll never be free! lmao

"Joke's on you bitch, you'll never be free" Dying XD

I really want her to end up with Greg at the end. I honestly think he’s the best choice for her, at the moment

Slept. With. His. Dad.

My points,
all suitors are better people now
but at their relationships worst
Josh left her at the altar, pushed her down a pit.
She banged Greg's dad that never goes away.
She made Nathaniel open up to his parents and ruined an engagement.
Even when she was going crazy, he was still one of her better relationships. He cared in what little way he knew how.
He got her dad to her wedding.. sung her song.
I'm ok with her being alone, but not Josh or Greg please.

Josh saved her from the pit...
Wot.

And Nathaniel though cares for her he's not a good person yes it's true...

@Beckham Pang in my opinion the baggage on Greg and Josh is too much. Nathanial was a sociopath but nothing as unredeamable as banging a dad or alter skiping that I recall.
I feel, she is bad for Greg. Josh is bad for her. Nathanial is meh. Alone is best.
Wot? Wall of text? Or wheel of time? Sorry if I'm not making sense dyslexia...

Beckham Pang no didn’t you hear? Nathaniels nice now! He reminds us every second he’s on screen so yknow it’s real

@ALunarLight I agree that all relationships had their low points but didn't Nathaniel help Rebecca plot to kill Josh's grandfather? lol

@faster jonny Lol, yeah, and also get his sister kicked out of college and have his dad deported I think. It was played off jokey but he was seriously going to do that.

(But NOW he's nice!)

My ideal ending, is to end the moment before Rebecca gives her answer.

As she would have done all the growth we have to see, the show would simply end, because the decision between the guys is not going to define who she is.

"if there was a supercut of all the times i declared my love to Rebecca, it would be... long." i wanna see that supercut!

Me too, I'm hoping that's a tease at a supercut coming lol

I almost expected them to cut to one in that moment hahaha

Team Nathaniel!

#chooseNathaniel

“Jokes on you bitch YOULL NEVER BE FREE”
I SCREAMED

There was not enough of this song