Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - It Was A Shit Show Lyrics






[Greg:]
I love you, yes
And I'll confess
The thought of staying is so enticing
And when you speak
My knees get weak
I can't believe what I'm sacrificing
But let's get real
We know the deal
So darling let's not tiptoe
This thing we had
Was not just bad
It was a shit show

We can't undo, can't make amends
Dysfunction is our lingua franca
We can't unscrew each other friends
We're Jerry Springer, not Casablanca
There's 'hard to get', then there's neglect
To say it's fate, you'd have to be a bit slow
Not to be crass
But this sucked ass
This was a shit show

Chernobyl next to us looks like a campfire
Hurricane Katrina was just bad weather
We have chemistry, of course, but that's a formula for divorce
A play about pieces of feces is what we are together

Oh, what the hell, let's get a hotel
'Cause life is short and we're not getting any younger
But after sex, what happens next
I mean in the long run, not just fatigue and hunger?
And when you say that I should stay
That's exactly when I should split
Though I won't forget, I won't regret

This beautiful, heart stopping
Breathtaking, life-changing...!





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  1. L.... A....

    BRB, gona send this to my ex

  2. J.... A....

    "Won't forget, won't regret, this beautiful, heart-stopping, breath-taking, life-changing..."

    Resume bastante bien mis sentimientos por esta serie.

  3. J.... A....

    amo mucho esta canción

  4. L.... T....

    Skylar played Greg amazingly but Santino was just perfection

  5. R.... G....

    I miss og greg

  6. M.... R....

    I will always love this.

  7. A.... A....

    And that is why you never have to Settle for him/her!

  8. M.... ....

    I just love this

  9. Z.... L....

    BUT THIS IS THE BEST MESSED-UP RELATIONSHIP ENDING SONG EVER

  10. Z.... ....

    I’ve watched this video so many times. But I’ve been so focused on Santino’s singing that I didn’t notice how wonderful Rachel’s acting is.

  11. C.... C....

    No offense Skylar but you will never be this

  12. M.... E....

    Rediscovered this song years after the episode aired, and I'm crying. Def in my top 5 fav from the show.

  13. D.... D....

    I really really want someone to animate Hans singing this now.... 😂😂🤣🤣 am I the only one that that would thoroughly entertain?

  14. R.... L....

    "Dysfunctional is our Lingua Franca" ... Just Wow!

  15. L.... T....

    If you could marry a voice, I would marry his <3

  16. A.... t....

    Imagine you were at the airport and overheard this conversation

  17. R.... S....

    Watched Frozen before I saw Crazy Ex Girlfriend
    Learned Greg was the voice actor of Hans.
    Jesus christ Disney, you really wasted an actor.

  18. D.... N....

    he could fly the fuck outta that plane

  19. I.... ....

    When i first heard this song when I was around 9 when I walked into the living room when my mum was watching this, but now this makes my cry 😢

  20. J.... P....

    2:38 from the song it just makes my heart ache sooooooooo much

  21. R.... ....

    I haven't watched this show or listened to this song in months. But as soon as I heard Santino's opening note, I teared up

  22. I.... H....

    This song perfectly summarizes why they are perfect and not perfect for each other and it breaks my heart every time

  23. R.... F....

    So mentally ill women making bad choices get upbeat, award winning musicals but mentally ill men are complete monsters and if they get a fumble comic book movie then they'll be emboldened to kill people?

    R.... F....

    Why do you use musicals in the plural sense as if there's thousands of stuff like this show out there. This show is like one of the very very few mainstream shows/musicals that destigmatizes mental illness and makes it real while ALSO portraying it accurately. Please stop crying misandry and maybe instead just focus on advocating for mentally ill _people_ as a whole??? Mentally ill women also face hardships and stigma!!! And its not like Rebecca is shown to be perfect either. This show recognizes that what Rebecca was doing was predatory and wrong, and that she still needs to be held accountable for her actions despite having an untreated mental illness.

    Also the musical Dear Evan Hansen talks about a boy with anxiety who fucked shit up but he's literally the protagonist and not treated as a terrible monster. Yes, I agree that mentally ill people are treated as monstrosities in countless pieces of mainstream media, or just hysterical people. But this isnt just a men's issue it affects all genders.

  24. A.... B....

    I miss THIS Greg

    A.... B....

    I Know but you Can see him in Tootsie You have till Jan 5th (Show Closes on Broadway) though

  25. K.... S....

    My favorite part of this is how he starts to tear up near the end, as well as how he doesn't complete their kiss or the song. It's perfectly imperfect.

  26. n.... ....

    Heartbreaking and beautiful.

  27. A.... ....

    Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die!

  28. B.... K....

    I hate everything but you, Greg

  29. l.... ....

    after an ending to their relationship like this song, which btw is my favourite Greg song, sure the song was left incomplete but it still felt like an end. For that reason, I was surprised when they brought him back. Like seriously? He wants back into the shitshow? Why?

  30. D.... r....

    Apparently, all of my favourite crazy ex-girlfriend songs involve Greg...
    - it was a shit show
    -settle for me
    -oh my God i think i like you

  31. O.... -....

    Crying 😭😭😭😭 I live in an alternate universe where Greg and Rebecca end up together ❤️

  32. L.... ....

    Best song in the show

  33. A.... T....

    I miss greg 😪

  34. E.... P....

    I had a dream that i was in love with greg and now im really sad

  35. j.... L....

    My favorite song in CEGF 😭😭😭

  36. c.... ....

    I just went through a break up, and after a month this really feels like our relationship. It was toxic, abusive, even though we were passionately in love. It was a shit show, and without it I would have never started my recovery.

  37. S.... L....

    At 1:47 it sounds like a part from "you ruined everything" like the part "yes Josh completes me but how can that be when there's none of me left to complete"

  38. b.... ....

    If I have to criticize one thing about the show is that they recast Greg for his last appearance.

  39. S.... L....

    sounds like my way

  40. D.... ....

    Greg, I love you so much.

  41. L.... M....

    At 0:11 when Rebecca says “then stay” is so sad

  42. Y.... B....

    One of the best singers in the show and definitely the best song!

  43. M.... G....

    Every time they show this scene 03:09 in the Season 4 intro it breaks my heart :(

  44. N.... i....

    Honestly, new Greg didn’t feel like.. Greg. He felt like a desperate grab at the old one. It’s only because everyone was asking for him. He felt like a new character. I was team Greg, but I was Team Nathanial since the lift scene.

  45. R.... O....

    I love that song, it's my favorite song of the serie

  46. T.... S....

    Is it purposely supposed to sound like My Way? I feel like it is.

    T.... S....

    @brian quinn thanks dude, I didn't know

  47. K.... S....

    Santino´s voice is just amazing!!!

  48. T.... ....

    lol the jumpcut at 1:39

  49. H.... K....

    Anyone else who watches this regularly??

  50. C.... ....

    I just finished the show the other day and this is one of my favorite songs. Sooo I was taking a shower and thought of Greg innocently and thought about this song and suddenly it hit me that this is basically My Way and I feel sooo embarrassed it took me that long to realize! Anyway this is a brilliant piece and I am late to the party but I am so thankful for the journey that Crazy Ex Girlfriend has offered me!!!! Thank you Rachel and everyone who has worked on the show xx

  51. L.... ....

    I miss this actor.

  52. G.... A....

    I'll never get over this show and his character... His voice gives this song so much emotion, that finale come on, and no I'm not crying, who's crying? ♥️😭

  53. L.... B....

    all of my hopes and dreams singing to me

  54. �.... ....

    I did it my~way~

  55. T.... ....

    The look of Epiphany on his face 0:40 ...Priceless. I Cant stop laughing.

  56. J.... S....

    Am I the only one who thinks she and Maisie Williams look similar?

  57. a.... ....

    The autotuning is weird in this one.
    But, damn what an excellent song.

  58. d.... f....

    Greg is such a great character n a great voice. I Have a huge crush on Greg! Why did he have to leave? #teamgreg

  59. L.... P....

    Oh, how I missed him in the finale.

  60. d.... ....

    We'll always miss you Greg.

  61. P.... N....

    Greg was my favorite 💞

  62. C.... H....

    I miss THE REAL Greg

  63. f.... ....

    Noooooonnn Greg 😭😭😭😭

  64. T.... ....

    I cried on this song

  65. Y.... ....

    just saying, you can learn to play this song on piano using this video https://youtu.be/dgpPXOI4L6M or click the link in the description for sheet music.

  66. e.... ....

    Why did I just watch this knowing I will cry?

  67. C.... W....

    Santino Fontana stole our hearts and then left us high and dry.. We love the REAL Greg.

  68. G.... A....

    The first 20 seconds of this song are just my dream come true. ♥️ They are my favorites

  69. S.... B....

    This is much calmer than the Taylor Swift I was listening to 10 seconds ago.

  70. R.... S....

    I was so disappointed when Greg returned and it was another actor :/
    I mean... the other guy is good, but he’s not Greg.

  71. r.... r....

    I am hearing auto tune, his pitch jumps and snaps to the right note a few times... still great song

  72. p.... p....

    Thank you for this show.

  73. P.... D....

    Saying goodbye 👋 sometimes is the most healthy thing you can do.

  74. A.... A....

    Welcome to my playlist

  75. J.... T....

    his songs was hands down my faves, he is still my favorite caracter, I hope he come's back one day maybe for one solo

  76. R.... B....

    Greg had this dark charm and one the sexiest baritone voices ever. I fell in love with him and have been kind of depressed since he's gone. Despite that, he showed me that at a certain point in life it is important to face your own truth. It's always for good, even if it hurts your most beloved ones. Thank you, Greg! I'll never forget you. 💜

  77. L.... A....

    God, he’s charming

  78. t.... t....

    Why am i still crying after listening hundred times

  79. H.... W....

    What is this lipsyncing.

  80. F.... W....

    Just getting the ‘My Way’ vibes lol

  81. E.... B....

    The fact that the song mentions "Casablanca", and then ends in with an homage to the final scene in the film.

  82. J.... R....

    he sounds like perfect cell lol

  83. c.... ....

    SEX JUNK

  84. C.... M....

    Oh man I cry every time

  85. J.... ....

    If I ever dump someone I’m gonna sing this to her

  86. C.... ....

    This is my first experience of this show. I think I have to see more

    C.... ....

    It’s on Netflix and I loved it! You’ll cringe, laugh, cry, and cringe even more...

  87. A.... A....

    Minus the screwing each other's friends thing, this pretty much describes my last relationship perfectly. Anyone else?

  88. A.... W....

    Season 4 Spoiler!!




    How did they end up dating again after this like wtf

  89. s.... a....

    crap, it reminds me of that someone, i think we all had a person like that

  90. C.... M....

    So many tears! What a great moment and a great show!

  91. P.... P....

    I dont even watch the show, but i love this song

  92. u.... v....

    "I'm not sad, you're sad."

  93. w.... ....

    I’m not sure what this is from but that guy deserves to be on broadway or something. That was the best way to say” it’s over” I have ever heard.

  94. P.... 3....

    I despise Rachel bloom

    P.... 3....

    Ella Bartal case she seems to exclusively play annoying bitches who can’t leave people alone


    She’s like the real life spongebob

  95. J.... w....

    So heart Breaking. So sad. But what A Great Musical Number.

  96. T.... C....

    Congrats, Santino, on your Tony.

  97. D.... W....

    It’s been years and I’m still “stay”

  98. G.... F....

    The one and only Greg.

  99. A.... Z....

    this song, no joke, always makes me sob. i know it’s funny and silly in some parts but it really does make me cry bc it hits a lil too close to home for me