Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - I Hate Everything But You Lyrics
The smell of water, kids screaming with joy
I've hated crap like that since I was a boy
While everyone was laughing and having so much fun
I would mutter "This sucks" till the day was done
I detested most stuff and I still do
I hate the feeling of the sun when it hits my skin
I don't like bands with a guy on mandolin
I hate when people post their pictures with the hashtag "mood"
I hate when people call blueberries a superfood
I hate when someone says, "Oooh, it's magic hour!"
Or when people actually stop and smell a flower
I hate white women who call their engagement rings "bling"
Oh yes, I hate everything
But you
More examples!
I hate guys who read magazines devoted to golf
I hate Frisbee golf, and when people call Frisbee golf "frolf"
I hate when people ask me if I'd ever get a tattoo
I hate combination conditioner and shampoo
I hate doing The Wave at a baseball game
I hate couples with a cutesy couple name
I hate when someone says a joke and someone else says, "Zing!"
Oh yes, I hate everything
But you
'Cause when I look in your eyes and I see you smile
When you laugh at yourself and we talk for a while
Just for a moment I forget
How much I hate it when people say, "Gotta jet!"
Even more examples!
I hate it when people say they're going "off the grid"
Or when someone calls their baseball cap their "lid"
I hate models who just happen to date quarterbacks
I hate grown men who always quote Caddyshack
I hate the phrase "Love conquers all," and I hate that it's true
'Cause I want to not hate things when I'm with you
You love so many things and you have so much fun
It makes me wish my hating days were done
And there's one thing I want you to know:
I'll always hate guys who name their cars
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast I Hate Everything But You Comments
He looks like Dane Cook
Ha iv'e watched this many times and it only just clicked that he doesn't actually play the guitar.
somebody has probably already said it here, but that's totally me during PMS, so accurate
this also applies to Mia singing to Zuko
This was a really good Meatloaf song!
Let's be honest, most of the things not-Greg hates are completely understandable and relatable
Although I love the song, it’s seems contrary to his character development in season 4. I thought he had grown past the “snarky, him against the world” mentality, but then this happened.
omg i love this song
To be fair I hate most of those things too
Well I hate when people sing and use instruments as props but don't actually play them lol
i don’t know why but i get a strong horrible histories vibe from this song idk why
I miss Santino playing Greg but when Skylar said "EVEN MORE EXAMPLES!" I died!!😂
People always say that they don’t like new Greg because original Greg was carefree and new Greg is so hateful. Personally, I see it more as old Greg having evolved from his sly sarcasm and oppressing alcoholism into someone who is honest out unashamed of being cynical and letting people know it.
He has always been the better ‘Greg’ for me
So, potentially unpopular opinion......
Skylar played a great character. But it's not Greg. He's built, and his voice is just not Fontana's. For a musical, it's about the songs. For a show, it's the familiar visual. Greg was a self-beaten everyman who is your average Joe. Second choice to Josh. So relatable. Skylar is a jacked, smooth player. I couldn't relate to him as Greg, and while I loved the joking with Rebecca acknowledging that he was "different" (Brilliant), it couldn't make me get behind the casting change. I have the whole soundtrack on my Spotify, that I play in my car all the time, and while I love the songs, I always wonder how the "Real Greg" would have performed these songs, because Santino's voice was just a godsend. Much respect for the actor that picks up a role left by a regular, but this season may have not been the last if the real Greg had come back and nailed it.
"The preceding comment is just an opinion. Not a fact. It is not a representation of anybody else's opinion, and should be taken as such...."
DON'T BE A LAWYER!!!
I have missed old Greg the entire season
I never thought about this song (and 99% of them, really) being in Rebecca's mind - though possibly based on stuff Greg really said... It's an unreliable narrator song, he doesn't really hate everything, even if he could have been more tactful about not having fun on the date he agreed to go to...
I like how this song has more of a rock n roll feel
Greg hates everything but he could like things if he wanted to🤷🏽♀️🤣
He's channelling Meat Loaf, isn't he?
Is Greg flagging red on the right at 2:16?
CAN HE JUST SERENADE ME PLZ I WHAT HATE IT YEAH'
I oNly JusT ReaLiSEd thaT tHIs iS THe SAMe gUy whO pLaYed MArK In RENT :O
I'm kicking myself.
How often do you get the complete, fully subbed collection of a show's music videos? This series is a blessing and so is whoever had the idea is all I'm saying
10/10 Bruce Springsteen voice impression (if it’s not purposeful, he sounds a lot like him 😂 especially at 1:53)
He's so hot and his voice is hot asf too
This is fake Greg's best song.
This is so much better than the final episodes live version. Not that the live version is that bad, but he smiles too much in it I think.
I love that the lyrics in the description are in all caps
This show was bizarre!~!
I think this was a parody of Meatloaf. Cause he sounds like he was trying to mimic how he sings. Which I like.
Why is this song so me tho?
Controversial but I prefer Skylar as Greg lol
Reminds me so much of some Meatloaf songs... :)
I love the “even more examples” part 😂
Greg can't play the guitar, but he could if he wanted to
This is much more of a Greg song.
do they end up together?? in the finale? 😭
Kind of 😅
TimTube kind of? 😂
@via gahi I didn't really want to spoil it for you :p
SPOILER:
they don't since she takes time focussing on herself for some time but Greg seems most likely as he was the only person that was still sticking to her in the end :]
TimTube oh nevermind 😂 thanks anywayss
#TeamTrent
This is the only show that could manage a change in the cast of a former character this fucking well.
Too cute!
In a relatable way :p
i hate this song
Skylar is good, but I don't see him as the same Greg... I don't feel the chemistry like there was with Santino.
how the fuck you gonna hate the smell of water.there is no smell.
It's probably referring to the usual chlorine/urine mix smell in public pools
This was my last relationship, except the bit where he wants to hate things less.
Bruce Springsteen is quaking
ok I’ll admit this was the only thing that I liked about new greg (this song)
He's so cute
Have anyone noticed Greg said "Gotta jet" on a first season?
Getting mad straight Adam Lambert vibes
okay but skylar Aston could like.....get it
Greg is a sexy Bruce Springsteen
I actually really like Frisbee Golf.
... But are there people who ACTUALLY call it 'Frolf'?
That's stupid, and I hate those people.
And Rachel Bloom, I love you for this and every song
you've made (especially the Greg ones).
Which Springsteen song is this modeled after?
Thia shit looks awesome
So really, Greg just hates Americans, then.
This is honestly one of my favorite songs from the entire show
Rachel Bloom is beyond talented and beautiful.....she's SO fantastic and awesome and cool!
Sometimes i just close my eyes and imagine santino singing to this
2:08 Why does this EVEN MORE EXAMPLES seizure remind me of Woody from Toy Story?
Just watched the Josh Groban vid with everyone saying that there was no hope for Greg and Rebecca. I guess this kills that theory
Oh wait
Grebecca is definitely not happening. But from the cutest nickname part.
E eu odiei esse novo Greg. Saudades Santino.
I’m in love with Greg’s character
I hate grown men who always quote caddyshack. Lmao
Greg is the human embodiment of riverdales ‘im a weirdo’ scene
except not cringy
Yep, I've found "my jam", and I hate it.
I know it's weird tp say but it's like he's too conventionally attractive to be Greg
The first time I heard this I genuinely lost it at “I hate white women who call their engagement rings ‘bling’ “
Greg doesn't even know how to play the guitar but he's quite the pianist
god i love skylar astin
Greg not knowing how to play musical instruments and then playing them is the most "I could if I wanted to" thing
I hate that I can't stop imaging 1st Greg singing this but I like Skylar
This song is perfection 💛💛💛
This is the only song in 4 seasons I could never get into it's just bleh.
I hate how underrated the unparalleled wordplay of "I hate guys who read magazines devoted to golf
Hate Frisbee golf, and when people call Frisbee golf "frolf" is.
THAT LINE GUYS.
I think this is a song by meatloaf called I would do anything for love and that is what makes this song even more funny to me
One of my favs songs 🧡🙌
Awesome song, Astin sounds amazing!
I think we've found the one thing Greg doesn't hate... examples.
this song made me wish skylar was Greg from the beginning
BABY WE WERE BORN TO RUNNNN
How is this show on the same channel as riverdale 😂
I like your movie
this is my theme song. whoopdie freakin' doo.
I did not expect him to sound like this while singing and it still throws me through a loop
no one:
not a soul:
not a single person:
me: why can i smell cologne as i hear this song..?
I LOVE how at the end, you think he's gonna say super romantic, but he just says one more thing that he hates haha
I hate that you introduced me to Frolf. Here I was in ignorant bliss, then randomly thinking ''hmm, Frolf sounds like a particularly irritating Dudebro activity, let me YouTube that for a sec....'' and then I forced myself to watch a full tutorial on it, complete with commentary. Thanks Rachel, you're a pal.
Grebecca
I miss original greg🥺🥺
Love how he never actually plays the guitar and just carries it around.
New actor, same character :(
Yeah, Santino Fontaine and Skylar Austin are two extremely talented, sexy men, but I've always hated the character of Greg. He's a cynical asshole who, in his own words, hates everything. Josh has his fair share of problems, but at least he lifts people around him up. Greg is a human-anchor; pulling everyone down and openly hates people who actually care about him.
The finale tries to hint that Rebecca and Greg might eventually end up together, but I think it's more likely Greg will return to the bottle before he's ever willing to be supportive and loving. To quote him again, 'Our relationship was a Shit Show.'
You're too young to be Greg! Only criticism of the entire show but maaan it bothers my brain
why does no one ever talk about how hot skylar astin is? i'm confused
I'm honestly upset they replaced the original actor so I don't really care if the new guy is hot 😅
@Zoe Mosaic After the last season, I prefer Skylar for role, but totally enjoyed the old school Greg when I rewatched the show
@Thales Queiroz he's more attractive sure but far more mousey and too clean for the established role
@Zoe Mosaic I don't know, I still think he fits so good for it.
i miss real greg
❤️ Skylar Astin
finally someone calls out the heinous lie that is combination conditioner and shampoo
can we agree that this one wins best comment
Thank you!!
I thought it was just me!
@The Real Bitches SAME
don't attack me :(