Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - I Give Good Parent Lyrics
[Rebecca:]
I give good parent...
[Mrs. Chan:]
She gives good parent
She gives good parent
To parents like me
[Rebecca:]
I was born gifted, been blessed
Din-din guest for the win? yes
When I pull up, gym test
Prepare for your parents to be impressed
I present proper like a ted talker
I'm here to conquer, I've come to slaughter
These dads and moms is my sons and daughters
Skilled seductress, I will kill and crush this
This shit's my business and I'm built for success
Expect to witness a familial love fest
Valencia, you're zip, zilch and bupkis
I give good parent...
[Mrs. Chan:]
She gives good parent
She gives real good parent
She gives good parent
To parents like me
[Rebecca:]
Brought a nice red, so when I come in the place
I already got 'em heated up under the waist
"Your home's such a beautiful, comfortable space
Like my pussy, you two have wonderful taste"
Sit down at the table and I'm murderin'
Inquiring what line of work they're in
Making faces like I'm crazed erotically
"Wait, my uncle is in radiology!"
Every dish is delicious, Michelin Star
"Please pass the arroz like I passed the bar"
"An attorney?" "Yale law, Harvard undergrad!"
Got the chan fam damp in their underpants
Dad tells jokes, I squeal in amusement
"I agree that Neil Diamond is real music!"
Gonna suck up and kiss ass
Till I have 'em eatin' outta this hand
Like they're eatin' this ass
Praise the hardwood, compliment the china
Give them hard wood and a drenched vagina
Help clear the table like I drain a scrotum
In one week Imma thank you note 'em
Boss-ass bitch, no one's above me
End of the night, they line up to hug me
"Oh, my gosh, this was so lovely"
Yep, your folks pretty much wanna fuck me
I give good parent...
[Mrs. Chan:]
She gives good parent
To parents like me
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast I Give Good Parent Comments
“I agree that Neil Diamond is real music” hilarious!
Really hope Rachel Bloom does a new show soon that is as good as Crazy Ex Girlfriend as I really miss it!!
As someone who has to frequently censor what they say and sing around other people, I enjoy the look on Rachel's face when she delivers that line about the taste of pussy. It's nice when you can say/sing what you truly want to without fear of censure/repercussions.
Ironic considering the incident with greg's dad, lol.
The only thing I miss from the clean version is the line "and you're a common wench so grovel valence"
The choreography is so fun to watch lol its quirky but goes so well and I don't think it's cuz I love the show and have watched thos episode a million times either lol
This show is so underrated... I binge watched it an embarrassing amount of times lol. I have no regrets 😂
I’ve watched this so many time that when I rewatched this episode recently the clean version sounded weirder
HAHAHA GRANNY HAS A GRILL!!!!
Amy Hill is actually Japanese-American. The rest of the Filipino characters here are played by actual Filipinos.
Any of y’all know Mama P?
4am and I had the urge to listen to this song on replay. SO GOOD.
1:08 the water’s moving
Showed my in laws this.. afterwards they were lining up to hug me.. of course
It's killing me, what is this a parody of? I know I know it.
I'm sorry but who puts lipstick like that.
This is one of my favorite songs from Crazy Ex! Can someone post here the lyrics of it so I can memorize the rap parts too? Lol.
She has a main line to my funny bone and my other bone.
This song is EPIC!
Mama P 😁
I still don't know what "I give good parent" is supposed to mean. Is she saying that she's giving them "good parent" like one would say "good job"?
The only other phrase that I know of that uses this syntax is "to give good head" i.e. being good at giving blowjobs. Since blowjobs can be used metaphorically to mean sucking up to someone, maybe that's what this implies
@Krystof Dayne wow, I did not think of that at all. Thanks for the explanation.
amazingly funny
Why does she put her lipstick on like that
This should have won an Emmy. And I am not kidding.
This video gives me life.
Dearest Rachel Bloom;
Most underrated songwriter of our time, pure genius.
She gives good parent
At the risk of using the term irony wrong...
This song is ironic on at least 2 levels. One is that Rebecca is singing a extremely tacky and dirty ass song about how respectable she's trying to come off to Josh's parents.
The second is that she's only doing so because she's trying to do a very tacky deed: showing up Valencia so Josh will dump Valencia's ass and hook up with her.
I give good parent
(She gives good parent)
I give good parent
(She gives real good parent)
I give good parent
(She gives good parent, to parents like me)
I was born gifted, been blessed
Din-din guest for the win? Yes!
When I pull up, gym test
Prepare for your parents to be impressed
I present proper like a Ted Talker
Got your current chick lookin' like Greg Focker
I'm here to conquer, I've come to slaughter
These dads and moms is my sons and daughters
Skilled seductress, I will kill and crush this
This shit's my business and I'm built for success
Expect to witness a familial love fest
Valencia? You're zip, zilch, and bupkis
I give good parent
(She gives good parent)
I give good parent
(She gives real good parent)
I give good parent
(She gives good parent, to parents like me)
Brought a nice red, so when I come in the place
I already got 'em heated up under the waist
Your home's such a beautiful, comfortable space
Like my pussy, you two have wonderful taste
Sit down at the table and I'm murderin'
Inquirin' what line of work they're in
Makin' faces like I'm crazed erotically
Wait, my uncle is in radiology
Every dish is delicious, Michelin Star
Please pass the arroz like I passed the bar
(An attorney?)
Yale Law, Harvard undergrad
Got the Chan fam damp in their underpants
Dad tells jokes, I squeal in amusement
"I agree that Neil Diamond is real music"
Gonna suck up and kiss ass
'Til I have 'em eatin' out this hand like they're eatin' this ass
Praise the hardwood, compliment the china
Give them hard wood and a drenched vagina
Help clear the table like I drain a scrotum
In one week, I'ma thank you note 'em
Boss ass bitch, no one's above me
End of the night, they line up to hug me
"Oh my gosh, this was so lovely"
Yup, your folks pretty much wanna fuck me
I give good parent
(She gives good parent)
I give good parent
can you imagine the thought process of those two backup dancers? Like, first you learn the choreography, and it's just sorta normal ass-centric dance moves. Then you get on set and you are given your costume. A little strapless bra thing, sure that's standard. Booty shorts? Fairly standard too. With "Polite" splashed across the booty? A little weirder. The shirt with the collar and wrist bands? Very weird. And a pilgrims hat to top it off? Now it's just to weird. Then you listen to the song and sure you get some answers, but mostly you just get way more questions.
Why does this song seem so familiar to me? Is this a parody? Could please someone write the name of the original song?
Just sitting here... missing this amazing show...
Bupkis lol
Had this stuck in my head the entire time I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time...not going to lie, this gives some pretty good advice about how to act
She gives good parent.
What the crap does “give good parent” mean??
One of my fav songs from the series. Your whole team is so talented!
Why the babysitter from Cat in the hat not napping???
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Also, I'm cursed. Can't help but hear "Those aren't kids....THOSE ARE ANGELSSSS" Every time Joshs mom says "She gives good parent." 😂😂
I'll never understand why I like this song so much. Also am I the only one who's favorite character is Valencia after everything thing they've been through
This parody was based off an original song but I cannot think of what it is for the life of me.
Why does that Asian lady have blue eyes?
She gives good parent
Song that got me hooked to CXG😘💞
Ida... just add magic
*She gib gud pawent she gib reel gud pawent to pawent liek me*
I just spent THREE FUCKING HOURS watching all of these and I don’t care.
1:45 Valencia blinks.
Gonna miss this show now that’s it’s done
Daaaaammn this song is the best lol lol
She give good parent
I can see why she likes josh
Beautiful!!!!
I will always be blown away by the brilliance of this show.
Rebecca may give good parent, but Rachel gives amazing Nicki. Those Roman Zolanski moments and the line about "these moms and dads are my sons and daughters"!
I’m gonna listen to this song to pump me up before I meet my boyfriend’s parents lmao
"Like my pussy, you two have wonderful taste." -Rebecca
Was this a way of telling us she was going to fuck Greg’s Dad?
To anyone wondering what "I give good parent" means it means she would make a good parent if her and Josh had kids.
Josh's mom 😍😍😍
Why do I keep waking up with this song in my head but like a really creepy version help
LIKE MY PUSSY,
YOU TWO HAVE WONDERFUL TASTE
Such a catchy song. Keep looping it. xD
Lol that was way more raunchy than on the TV show XD
Half of the views are mine.
This is on my study playlist. I started mumbling the words in the school library. I love this thing so much xd
Have you noticed this?!??!!
0:27 look at the girl with her hand on her mouth, she blinks!
Nicki Minaj is quaking 😂
That bar from 1:00 to 1:45 was extraordinary.
Like my pussy, you two have wonderful taste!
MASTERPIECE.
I don't watch the show. Can someone explain to me wtf 'good parent' is?
Some girls give good head, Rebecca gives good parent.
This song is amazing i can't stop playing it
The rap is amazing (if a little shocking).
She gives the best parent
explicit version makes soooo much more sense
She gives good parrot sounds like
I only like when the old lady sings idk why
If Rachel doesn't appear on Epic Rap Battles of History then something is deeply wrong with the world....
Zach Sherwin did help write this song, along with JAP battle and some other ones, so it’s a definite possibility!
Rachel Bloom VS Whitney Avalon would be awesome
Gobsmacked -- lyrics are clever, funny and challenging.
*She gives good parent*
She rhymed add with ass
I mean, please, help, LOVE IT
❤❤❤❤❤❤
4 is not enough!
I dont know what i saw there
But how can i have this for the rest of my life
Now I realized that the backup dancers are Josh's sisters 😂😂😂
I wonder how many times they had to re do the scenes because the actors just burst into laughing
I wonder what the comments section is like on the non-explicit videos. I always go for the explicit versions
am I the only Filipino that isn't happy with Mrs. Chan'5 "Filipino" accent?
She's not actually Filipino but her accent's actually very good, maybe I haven't heard her slip up yet. Very authentic and specific to people who grew in the Metro around the 50s or 60s. The way she delivers the line on the song though is deliberately like that to parody those Euro dance songs.
yep
your folks pretty much wanna fuck me
Everytime I get to my friends's parents Im internally singing this song
i watch this at least once a week
Thank heavens for the explicit version.
She looks like Rachel dratch with that haircut
Thank you miss bloom-ing marvelous.
WOW, you burn my mind flaming erogenous
That dinuguan looks sooooo good!!!!!
It looks like it had coconut milk too, in my opinion the best way to have it.
Was this song foreshadowing her Season 3 walk of shame?
i have this weird song stuck in my head. it's so freaking catchy
This is my favorite song XD