Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - I Gave You A UTI Lyrics

[Greg:]
What's that burnin' feelin'
Every time you pee?
Well, that's how it goes
After you have so
Much awesome sex with me!

I gave you
A UTI!

Yeah, I gave you
A UTI!

My sweet love injection
Caused a urinary tract infection!
I'm just that good
I didn't even try, try, try
I gave you a UTI!

[Rebecca:]
Okay, so it's not really a comment on the quality of the sex as much as a lot of sex has been happening and there's just a very natural transfer of bacteria

[Greg:]
Don't ruin this for me!

That bladder inflammation
Is my little gift to you!
Yeah, sometimes chicks need medication
After what I put them through!

C'mon, sing with me!

[Rebecca:]
No, I'm not gonna do that

[Greg:]
I gave you—I gave you
A UTI—a UTI!
Yeah, I gave you—I gave you
A UTI—a UTI!

I'm so good at sex
Your maidenship got wrecked!
My penis is the reason you may die, die, die!
I gave you a UTI!

One night with me is pure ecstasy
'Cause I know just what you like
But you should know for a week or so
You won't be able to ride a bike!

I'm sorry if you have to cancel that spin class
I'll pay the cancellation fee because I know a lot of times, you have to book the specific bike in advance. Anyway...

I gave you—I gave you
A UTI—a UTI!
Not an STD—no STDs!
Just to clarify

If it hurts to take a leak
Well, that's just part of my technique
What has two thumbs and gave you a UTI?
This guy!
I gave you a UT..
I gave you a UT..
I gave you..
A U...
T...
I!