Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - Heavy Boobs Lyrics
[Rebecca:]
I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
Dense like dying stars
I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
I can't run real far
Let me break down what I just said
Each of my double D's has the volume of a toddler's head
Not bitchin' 'bout my boobies, they look super fly in shirts
But if I swung them in your face, you'd be like
"Oh my God, that hurts!
I'm blind! Holy crap! I literally can't see!
I've permanent retinal damage!
I'm suing you and your heavy boobies!"
Heavy boobs, heavy boobs
I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
They each have their own memoirs
What you gotta know is that boobs may be where it's at
But if you cut them open, they're just sacks of yellow fat
Stuff falls into my bra, it's a little bit of a drag
But when I go to bed at night
It's like opening a Mary Poppins bag
[Dancers:]
Whee! Candies and pennies!
[Rebecca:]
I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
Dense like dying stars
I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
Don't need an airbag in my car
Here is a list of all of the objects
That I can hold under my boobs:
Stapler, ten pencils, paperback copy of Arabian Nights
Dog bone, remote control, hardback copy of Wuthering Heights
See, when a star is dying, it transforms into a red giant, and if the red giant does not have enough mass to fuse carbon, an inert mass of carbon and oxygen builds up in the center, transforming into a dense white dwarf. And yeah, like, that's my boobs. That's, that's what my boobs are like
I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
Dense like a white dwarf
I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
It'd be a catch at Fisherman's Wharf
I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
Don't ever forget
That these heavy boobs, heavy boobs
Are just sacks of yellow fat
Like the stuffing of a couch
They're just sacks of yellow fat
Technically meant to feed a baby
They're just sacks of yellow fat
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast Heavy Boobs Comments
Currently starting the year 2020 listening to this song lmao.
As an f cup.... the song was relatable but the video was painfully obnoxious to watch
Name bras boob holders!
You are weirdly and intelligently entertaining
Double D's. Be proud.
1:20 Oh my God I just noticed the jingle
This is what happens when middle age suburban white women try to rap. Tragic.
Omnomnomnom
Me over here with my 38F titties laughing so hard because I felt this song on a spiritual level.
When I come home from cinema I have always some little "undressing Popcorn" after taking my bra off XD.
i found a carrot in mine once 🥕
Mmmm. Please.
At least you guys HAVE boobs. I only fit in training bras.
Very hot girl 1 :15
Can’t even imagine the stress release between her tits.
Sorry but what was she talking about.
Nice video
Nice song but still so jealous lol
Im a kid, i have ten years and i don't relate to the song but its funny and it have good rhythym the song and the final is real
Heavy boobs are heavy boobs. And not taking away from her having giant boobs. Especially for her frame. And that dancing must’ve actually hurt like a bitch. But everyone in the comments is like “me and my DD or DDD’s relate” and I’m just here like I’m an HH. Completely naturally and been here since I was 16. So y’all can calm down. It could be a lot worse.
Why does this song speak to me? 😂😂😂😂😂
says boobs are just fat...... completely misses out on the fact that boobs are glands fat is added on this also explains why girls who lose waight also complain about the fact their boobs got smaller.
You mean heavy tits
God this dance looks so painful
Is that Sarah palins daughter??
This song is a bop, but the video physically hurts me. Lol
Wife is a G cup on a big ribcage. Native ancestry. She sympathizes.
Me doing the pacer in high school
As a fellow heavy boob owner I felt the pain from all that swinging and bouncing!!
Just watching this makes my back hurt.
Just watching this makes my boobs hurt!!
This from a DDD woman...
At least there's aren't like Pam Grier's. I saw that Fresh Prince of Bel-Air episode she did and those things are huge
Nutted.
the whole time I was thinking "that must really hurt!" And then they said it
Pooh ya
This is painful to watch...those poor people...
Sooo saggy
Nope. No jumping. That hurt me.
Someone in my family can relate to this.
Also: JEWBS!!
How did none of them hit themselves in the chin. I do that all the bloody time!
My double Gs got sore from watching this.
I like heavy boob's ever
Yellow fat or not i still love them
I can't stop just watching them bounce up and down
Stupid song ever
I was on the sit up machine at the gym, laid upside down and started to get suffocated by my own boobs, I had to be rescued before I couldn't breath anymore
You actually made me lol at the nerdy part
I call my tiddies Gal and Godot, cause one's a big gal and I'm still waiting for the other one...
Lmao, that's genius
That looks painful
This video was probably very disappointing for people who thought this video was about something else 😂
노래는왜좋노 ㅋㅋ
I am a man...why am I wincing at a video about a subject which I can't relate to in any way shape or form?
uhm yep lol. full coverage support bra is a joke. i had a TON of shit stuffed in my bra and forgot about it went to hike my bra up and found like an entire junk drawer in there LOL
Frickin' relatable. I also got dem heavy natural boobs.
And let’s not forget about stretch marks
For once I’m thankful for my humble C cups,., I may not have that cleavage line without a tight ass push up bra, but they’re perky, never sore, and technically can still look bigger with a little help from the aforementioned push up bra. I probably won’t deal with too much back pain or saggy tits either
Disgusting
prude,,
DD? Try having 32GG! The back pain...christ on a bike. Where my fellow G's at? ;) Also those ladies were definitely bigger than DD! (Not shaming anyone of that size-I used to be DD and I loved that size but bigger sizes are more apt with the song!) x
NOOOOOPE!
😆😆😆😆
I’m Double D too
I think it’s cute to see all the comments of straight boys getting hard.
That must have been painful af
Ah - television is finally addressing the important issues. I fully support this video by watching it repeatedly.
When you have small boobs 🧐
Rachel out there speaking for all of us with them big boobs.
Can it really hurt that bad if you created, rehearsed, and filmed this video... plus recreate the performance live?
In a million years you couldn't pay a man to record "Clanking Balls".
It's not a competition
@Giu B Precisely why no one said it was.
@Jeremy Holmes You clearly implied it. You don't have to spell things out for people to understand what you mean.
Listen, everyone knows that balls hurt if you kick them, it's not as obvious that heavy breasts can hurt too. This is a silly song about the inconveniences of big boobs, let's leave it at that
I,Giorno Giovanna,must give mista the GOLDEN EXPERIENCOO!!
Big pinyata
My boobs hurt watching this.
So is this supposed to be funny or something? Because objectively speaking, it's just plain stupid.
I’m pretty sure it’s just supposed to be relatable, not strictly funny.
Stupid to you since you probably have an a cup and not a d cup.
My eyes enjoyed watching bouncing boobies
I don’t know if this is sexual or funny
Feminist AF
Well sexist you could only consider the video to be, not the lyrics. And honestly I’m not sure if anything I said made too much sense, I just got defensive because it’s one of my favorite shows.
Oh, I get it. It's okay. Sorry that I got you defensive (?)
No problem (?).
Wait I was trying to apologize. I’m confused.
I was trying to apologize too😂
as a trans dude, i hate how much this song applies to me
I'm soo hard
1955: we will have flying cars in the future
2016: i got dem heavy boobs heavy boobs heavy boobs heavy boobs
I know this song isnt original but still
can't relate lol
Hevy and bounce boobs
Heavy balls
Very good
Where's the sequel, "flat as a 12 year old boy"? Because I'd be a part of the cast for that
Having big tits because you are fat is like having a fast car because it is falling off of a cliff.
Just to let you know: Jumping with small boobs hurts too.
This is the first song Rebecca sings at the series finale
Jaja eso es gracioso😂
I wish I had this problem....
post pregnancy ..boob
dont shake it too much to looky shaggy
My manboobs can relate
Who likes to touch those wonderful boobs?
Fun facts people.
Porn isn't allowed in YouTube
*5 rappers eminem was afraid to diss*
Nice boobs