Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - First Penis I Saw Lyrics
I've thought about him for so long
Those memories are crystal clear
I was so young, he was so big and strong
I can't believe that he's right here
I was such an innocent girl
He opened up my eyes, showed me a whole new world
So how could I ever forget
The first penis I saw
First penis, very first penis
First penis, very first penis I saw
First penis, very first penis, penis
First penis, very first penis I saw
And of all the penises I've seen
And by that what I mean
Is it really made me drop my jaw
'Cause it was the very first penis I saw
A few times before, I'd felt it through his pants
And just generally kinda rubbed it
But that night I decided to take a chance
I took it out, and he really seemed to love it
I didn't know what to do next
I didn't have that part planned
He said, "Let me show you some basic moves"
And then he took my hand
And taught me all about the
First penis, very first penis
First penis, very first penis I saw
First penis, very first penis, penis
First penis, very first penis I saw
Not the dirtiest, also not the cleanest
In terms of penis, I was really the greenest
I was in total awe
Of the very first penis I saw
He's coming! Bail on the turntable!
I was so eager, I couldn't hide my keenness
Everything about it seemed quite ingenious
I couldn't find a single flaw
In the first penis, very first penis
Very first penis I saw
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast First Penis I Saw Comments
I love watching everyone individually in this video, but I think my favourite is Vincent Rodriguez III who is shocked and delighted by every single second of this, like he didn't know what kind of show he was on until right now.
Watching Donna react to it is the best part of coming across this video. Also “bail on the turntable!” Always gets me
The audience is mostly comprised of females and males with spectacles
For the most talented singer on the show Donna Lynne has very low self esteem :(
Lol who spoiled the name of the song? Rachel was like dude..
I love how that shot of Paula's ex at the fridge, mimics that shot in season one where Rebecca sees Josh at the grocery store
I saw my first one IRL at 20 whilst in nursing school. My first catheter and the dude got hard every time I touched it. Couldn't do the procedure LOL 😅 🤦
Aline rocking out is gold...
Also Kat legit doing the choreography live lololol
Didnt even realized all the products’ brand is Jeff
Scott’s reaction 😂😂 1:49
Vincent is so cute oh my god
Valencia is herding the audience to stand up :P
Scott is loving this 😂😍
this is so puuuuuuure im crying
Vince’s face that whole time Ohmygod lol
The rection in the moment they see the "Suggestive vegetables" is priceless!
What is Nathaniel talking about at 1.25😂
I love how David's entire reaction in this video is just show his teeth smiling too hard to stop.
Amazing, just amazing! xD
This is my new ringtone
Vella's reactions through the whole song are my favourite thing ever
For the whole video the only thing I was watching was Josh!! (I don't remember his name in real life) I mean, is reaction, is E V E R Y T H I N G 😂😂😂
Vella's reactions are the best!
What does Vince say at the beginning that gets a chuckle? “I simply had no problem with this one”?
He says, "S&P had no problems", which stands for Standards and Practices, the department of the network that makes sure the songs aren't too dirty for network television. :-)
That is the exact appropriate reaction to this song: jubilance and a standing ovation. Love this and this show so much!!
donna lynn champlin deserves a standing ovation every single day
OMG I love how much Vincent (Josh Chan) is into the song!!
lupescupe his mouth was open a few times haha
@bowtie345 his jaw was really dropped lol. At the point where she goes "it really dropped my jaw!" he closes it intentially
God, I want to see the whole show with a laugh track now. That would make it a lot less sad
Is it possible to watch the entire event?
I now have vegetable envy!😔
I'm so ready for this episode!
Vince's facial journey through this song is incredibly hilarious
I know! His reactions were my favorite part *laughing*
Thanks for this comment, I've just re-watched the video for the tenth time haha. <3
Thank you for this moment
2:09 Josh Chan's expression😂😂😂
Musical theater people. They can do ANYTHING. Donna Lynne can act, dance (did you ever see her tap?!!), sing coloratura soprano, and belt her face off. Insanely talented. Gabrielle and Vince also had their roots in musical theater, and they are amazing as well!
I always love the choreography in this show, they're just as good as the songs and there is a surprising attention to detail that every time I re-watch scenes I see something new.
Season 3 has definitely had the strongest songs for me, this one being one of the best
Totally agree! This episode hasn't even been released yet and I find myself singing this song every day. Season 3 music is top notch.
Yup!! This , Strip away my Conscience, and A Diagnosis are my season 3 favs so far!!
Agree. Best songs of the show.
I cannot wait for this episode 😂😂
i'm so proud
This is so hair spray and mamma mia! All the Emmy's for Donna!
BEST SONG EVER.
Will it be in a futur episode? Which one?
this is in the next episode called Getting Over Jeff. It won't air until December 8th though.
Dude! Spoilers!
hey on the positive side at least they're throwing us a bone in this 3 week hiatus lol
TheUnBelieber its 3 weeks?
sadly :/
edit: i searched it up and it's just two weeks yay
now penis doesn't even sound like a real word
Another stand up applause from my living room
The best part of all of this is watching Donna reacting to watching the vid for the first time
OMG! THIS!
MORE VIDEOS PLEASE
This is sooooo Mamma Mia hahahaha
Donna is Super duper talented it's amazing!!!! She deserves way more fame and recognition !
I’m so glad I live in a country where very few people speak or understand English. It feels liberating singing this out loud at home, work, etc, and no one ever gives me weird looks.
Same 😂
I hope they don't speak French, in which case they're pretending they don't get it. We have the (quite) same word for "penis" (pénis)
@BlueThunder I'm brazilian and we also use a very similar word for penis: "pênis" but the pronunciation is completely different
@Helrison Hebert Our pronouncation is almost the same
I'm brazilian and i can confirm that i pretty much listeting to these song veryday out loud and no one know wtf they are saying HAHAHA
I feel like this is the song in which the network gave up trying to make them adhere to the T for teen rating xD
I think they stopped at "I Think I Like You"
It's the kind of song that stays in your head but that you CAN'T sing out loud...
I was singing this in my head the entire time I was teaching the other day.
The two I tend to get stuck in my head are this and Let’s Have Intercourse. 😖😅
Yeah it's not great to hear before charity collecting.
The actress who plays Paula is a gift to this world. It literally makes me want to give her a hug
I feel like I gotta watch this about 20 times just to see everyone‘s individual reaction, great song
This was so much fun!
Donna is fucking genius, but I love Vella's reactions!
Vinnie's reactions throughout were killing me 😂
I just rewatched it to watch him and you're right - he's so joyous about all of it
OMG!!! Is that a parody of ABBA songs? 😂
I immediately thought this was like Mamma Mia!!
Even the theme of "seeing an old flame" in the Mamma Mia! musical/movie is parodied and the two back-up singers as well lol
Lol get it? her name is donna and in mama mia the main character was named donna too
Omg I've watched Mamma Mia soooo many times, and i didnt even pick up on that Ariel Adler
Definitely that and the musical Mamma Mia.