Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - Buttload Of Cats Lyrics






[Rebecca:]
It's come to this, like I knew it would
Since I'm now single for good
I know just what I gotta do
I gotta go get myself a buttload of cats

[Paula, Valencia & Heather::]
A buttload of cats!

[Rebecca:]
A buttload of cats

[Paula, Valencia & Heather::]
Way too many cats

[Rebecca:]
When you're a permanent bachelorette
It's mandatory that you go out and get
A buttload of cats
Oh, yeah!

I walk myself down to the lonely lady cat store
The smell is overwhelming inside
This is the future smell of my house
It's the smell of my dreams that have died

I walk up to the cat shelf
Where the cats are labeled big and small
The saleslady asks, "is there one you like?"
And I state, "I'll take them all!"
I want a buttload of cats

[Cats:]
Meow, a buttload of cats

[Rebecca:]
Give me a buttload of cats

[Cats:]
Meow, a buttload of cats
Meow

[Rebecca:]
The saleslady's pumped, she's closin' early
And headed home to her sad walk-up apartment
Filled with her own buttload of cats

[Cats:]
Meow meow meow

[Rebecca:]
That she got at a discount

[Cats:]
Meow meow meow

[Rebecca:]
'Cause she works at the cat store

[Cats:]
Meow meow meow
Meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow

Why have cats over time become
Synonymous with loneliness?
We gotta work on our collective image
We need a new publicist
The ironic part is, we're not that friendly
If you're lonely, we might make it worse
Also, we sleep, like, sixteen hours a day
Have you considered getting a dog?

[Rebecca:]
Nope, I want a buttload of you guys

[Cats:]
Okay, we warned you

[Rebecca:]
A buttload of cats!

[Cats:]
We're gonna ruin your couch

[Rebecca:]
There's a lot of evidence that organisms in cat poop make you crazy

[Cats:]
Yes, we saw that article in the Atlantic. And then we peed on the Atlantic

[Rebecca:]
But I still want a buttload of cats





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  1. C.... M....

    So... The lyricist for this show sounds like he took a lot of drugs and I love it.

  2. A.... M....

    Avenue Q but only cats

  3. D.... D....

    So YouTube finally fixed this video being marked as "made for children"

  4. D.... S....

    Where's the follow up "A Shit Load of Dogs", I need a theme song Rachel

  5. R.... P....

    When you come out as trans and are at the stage in which you think you'll never get a partner

  6. P.... ....

    guaranteed toxoplasmosis cysts. All over your brain. No wonder cat ladies are crazy.

  7. L.... W....

    Replace “cats” with dogs and you have my theme song

    L.... W....

    Lone Wolf Zakuro but dogs are not synonymous with loneliness!

  8. M.... T....

    Can we get more Heather dancing while pregnant?

  9. M.... B....

    omg that ending <3

  10. r.... ....

    Still better than Cats the musical.

  11. M.... B....

    Oh yeah hilarious LOL

  12. a.... h....

    I wonder what her friends do when she stares off into space for a really long time. I would be concerned.

  13. G.... D....

    I've never been able to see Rachel Bloom's face. Every time I try to look at it there's just a blurry fuzz. I've never seen someone who so doesn't look like ANYONE... but Bloom records no memory in my brain. She didn't get that job from winning an audition and I doubt she's ever been to an audition. The most unmemorable person in entertainment.

    G.... D....

    Wow aren't you bitter? 😮 We love her, soooooo... 🤷‍♀️

  14. A.... N....

    A fuckton of dogs, that's my song

  15. M.... C....

    I have ton of dogs. Well, three German Shepherds.

  16. �.... ....

    Welllllllll.....in my case I live with my cat because she enjoys her own time and I also enjoy my own time. What a perfect roommate right?

  17. V.... B....

    Why is The CW deleting the music videos? This is obviously reenacted and I like the original video so much more, she's more passionate in that one. Same with I'm A Good Person.

  18. m.... L....

    What in the name of all thats unholy did I just watch

  19. W.... ....

    Let's generalizzzze about cattttts, let's generalize about cattttsss...

  20. M.... A....

    Lmao I was not prepared for that ending

  21. Q.... W....

    This would be my future if I liked cats or pets of any kind.

  22. l.... ....

    Oh my god the end 😂

  23. T.... ....

    In the end of the show.... did she actually get any cats

    T.... ....

    I don't think so, nope 😅

    T.... ....

    No, she realized she doesn't need a man to be happy, she just needed to love herself 💜

  24. b.... ....

    My husband just rescued 4 kittens...we are so tired from the bottle feeding. But, in kitty defense. Our little sickly little kittens with eyes so infected they could barely see managed to figure out the cat box we gave them within 12 hours, now that they can pee without our help. Our puppies are not so easy, they'd be the ones peeing on the Atlantic.

  25. a.... ....

    Cats are friendly, they're just independent

  26. p.... b....

    I miss this show

  27. h.... ....

    This is my past, present and possibly my future

  28. u.... ....

    this is catphobic propaganda

  29. L.... ....

    Rebecca; "The way ahead is clear and i know exactly what i need to do"
    Me; Ohhh this isnt gonna be healthy 😂

  30. B.... ....

    I hate cats.

  31. P.... P....

    Do any of them speak PURRsan?

  32. B.... S....

    He’s dead

  33. I.... R....

    Wow I didn't know my life had a theme song

  34. K.... J....

    Ready for my fuckton of cats

  35. D.... F....

    Cats: We’re gonna ruin your couch!
    Me: TRUTH!

  36. P.... N....

    I love cats lol

  37. H.... P....

    I've always said that the only thing missing from cat videos on YouTube is a fuckton of jiggling and bouncing.

  38. s.... b....

    best on-screen murder

  39. L.... G....

    This song was cut from the new Cats movie during pre-production

  40. M.... L....

    I'LL KILL YOU

    I'LL KILL YOU

    I'LL KILL YOU

    HE'S DEAD

  41. M.... B....

    Man this show was gold. I miss it!

  42. A.... S....

    But I can't forget happen to poor little Gravy though😂😂

  43. N.... T....

    " I'm going to ruin your couch"... Ain't that the truth!

  44. N.... C....

    The only Rachel Bloom video I'll ever dislike.

  45. m.... s....

    I'm a married man and I can't wait to have a bunch of cats once I get home.

  46. L.... S....

    YOU KILLED THEM

  47. i.... ....

    Paula was hitting that choreography

  48. J.... F....

    I prefer THIS cut of the song.

  49. B.... L....

    Is this Caleb Widogast's future?

  50. N.... J....

    Cats are very friendly though. My cat is literally cuddling with me right now.

  51. M.... ....

    This is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen because it’s so accurate 😂

  52. J.... T....

    SOOOO FUNNY!!

  53. N.... W....

    You can hear the crew laughing at 2:53 😂😂😂

  54. M.... B....

    The ending is so weird LMAO

  55. J.... B....

    The part where she's passionately strumming on a scratching post while the cats sing about how she shouldn't get a cat gets me every time

  56. S.... H....

    The 132 dislikes are from dogs

  57. G.... S....

    1:40 + Hahahah😂

  58. S.... F....

    Bet Jim Henson never thought this was what his work would go into

  59. D.... B....

    BONUS ENDING!!! Hahahaha

  60. A.... L....

    You need to get a dog, Rebecca. They'll never leave you feeling unloved.

  61. T.... D....

    LOL that ending escalated quickly

  62. M.... K....

    I'm not lonely. I've got the cats.

  63. L.... T....

    I wasn't keen on this when I first heard it, but now I'm obsessed. "Have you considered getting a dog?" Classic.

    L.... T....

    I love both cats and dogs.

  64. A.... G....

    What episode is this from? Is the choking cat part in the episode?

  65. I.... ....

    The cats are so cute :3

  66. C.... M....

    My cat bathes regularly and smells like mango shampoo so .... no.

  67. M.... L....

    The girl playing Valencia went for it so hard and I’m living for it

  68. T.... ....

    Dayum Rachel was hella cute when she choked out that cat

  69. M.... H....

    1:35 Those are my cats on the top and bottom! Literally! Not just similar - THOSE CATS.

  70. a.... c....

    Yes we saw that article in The Atlantic !

  71. R.... H....

    "we sleep like 16 hours a day, have you considered getting a dog?"
    But dogs sleep about 16 hours a day.

    R.... H....

    And dogs can be just as unfriendly as cats can be, and cats are just as friendly as dogs.

    R.... H....

    Rebecca Hicks THIS. I grew up with an unfriendly dog and a very friendly cat. Just like humans animals have their own unique personalities

  72. M.... E....

    "We saw that article on the Atlantic, and then we peed on the Atlantic."

  73. A.... B....

    https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/how-your-cat-is-making-you-crazy/308873/ If anyone wants to read the article haha

  74. J.... C....

    This is my favourite song by Rachel Bloom.

  75. B.... M....

    Petition for a Gettin Bi reprise from Valencia

  76. B.... M....

    Why go to the store when you can steal pets from the popular people and then dress them up like the popular people?

  77. S.... ....

    My cat made me feel less lonely. She sleeps in bed with me and it's super nice!

  78. K.... L....

    I wish I could listen to this song ironically

  79. D.... S....

    What happened to heathers baby

  80. S.... S....

    Pretty much the only thing I dislike about the show is that the creators are obvious dog people.

  81. M.... v....

    This is even funnier when you play it as double the speed lol

  82. R.... M....

    Wow. So true and so sad.

  83. t.... w....

    I miss Garfunkel and Oates.

  84. C.... ....

    ACTUALLY ME IN 6 YEARS!😂

  85. P.... K....

    The uncensored version is SOOOOO much better

  86. D.... ....

    Straight-up Purrder at the end 😝

  87. r.... j....

    If you need a fuckton of cats go to the shelter and give homeless cats homes just saying

  88. D.... B....

    HES DEAD

  89. L.... M....

    I watched this with a cat literally sitting on me. Do I feel personally attacked? ...possibly.

  90. L.... O....

    that’s what you get for naming him fucking fergus

  91. C.... P....

    And then we pii in the Atlantik 🤣

  92. g.... ....

    "Ok...we warned you....we're gonna ruin your couch!" LOL

  93. J.... S....

    in italian: "gattara"

  94. R.... M....

    I LOVE THIS!!!!!!

  95. M.... B....

    Rachel is truly wonderful.

  96. t.... ....

    поздно... он инфицировал её токсоплазмозом...

  97. S.... d....

    buttload* OF CATS HMM

  98. E.... L....

    Lol I do not remember that ending being in the show!! Haha

    E.... L....

    Simply because it wasn't. Explicit version only ;p

  99. b.... c....

    Don't buy adopt Rach goddamit