Cramps, The - Eyeball In My Martini Lyrics

I went out to eat the other night. Picked up my girl at eight. In my soup I found a fly. But, there beyond my plate. Was an eyeball in my martini. A highball with a twist. One in my linguini, too. I said, "There's somethin' wrong with this." Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs. Eyeballs everywhere. Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs. Floating through the air. We went to the 'musement park. To ride the Tunnel of Love. But, when I went to hold her hand. There was an eyeball in her glove. We went to Lover's Lane. To skan for U.F.O.'s. You just imagine what I saw. When I pulled down her panty hose! I took my baby home. For a juicy good night kiss. But there was an eyballs starin' at me. Between her parted lips. I went to the institute. And asked the doctor there. In the department of eyeballs. "What's this burden that I bear?" He said, "You ain't crazy." He said, "You ain't insane." "It's just you got an eyeballs in the center of your brain!"

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  1. Rhiannon K

    Ten years since Lux died...the world just isn't the same.

  2. Karin Jeffrey

    Hilarious! Thank you for the post!

  3. Shruggz Da Str8-Faced Clown

    The artist who illustrated the front and back cover art for the "Bad Music For Bad People" album, Steven Blickenstaff, lives in the town I live in (Frederick, Md. -- he grew up here and still lives here).

    Shruggz Da Str8-Faced Clown

    Here's an album by his band from the '80s which reformed in the 2000s for a documentary about them and some local/regional gugs in support of it:

    Shruggz Da Str8-Faced Clown

    The "snallygaster" is a cryptozoological animal that people from this part of Maryland, and the mid-Appalachian region, insist is real.

  4. Sophie Raven

    Thank you for the share - one of my most favourite Cramps songs!