Cramps, The - Eyeball In My Martini Lyrics
I went out to eat the other night. Picked up my girl at eight. In my soup I found a fly. But, there beyond my plate. Was an eyeball in my martini. A highball with a twist. One in my linguini, too. I said, "There's somethin' wrong with this." Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs. Eyeballs everywhere. Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs. Floating through the air. We went to the 'musement park. To ride the Tunnel of Love. But, when I went to hold her hand. There was an eyeball in her glove. We went to Lover's Lane. To skan for U.F.O.'s. You just imagine what I saw. When I pulled down her panty hose! I took my baby home. For a juicy good night kiss. But there was an eyballs starin' at me. Between her parted lips. I went to the institute. And asked the doctor there. In the department of eyeballs. "What's this burden that I bear?" He said, "You ain't crazy." He said, "You ain't insane." "It's just you got an eyeballs in the center of your brain!"
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Cramps, The Eyeball In My Martini Comments
Ten years since Lux died...the world just isn't the same.
Hilarious! Thank you for the post!
The artist who illustrated the front and back cover art for the "Bad Music For Bad People" album, Steven Blickenstaff, lives in the town I live in (Frederick, Md. -- he grew up here and still lives here).
Here's an album by his band from the '80s which reformed in the 2000s for a documentary about them and some local/regional gugs in support of it:
https://youtu.be/Yka-nEiTG6g
The "snallygaster" is a cryptozoological animal that people from this part of Maryland, and the mid-Appalachian region, insist is real.
Thank you for the share - one of my most favourite Cramps songs!