Cracker - Ain't Gonna Suck Itself Lyrics
I say baby, it ain't gonna suck itself
Virgin Records, it ain't gonna suck itself
I say baby, it ain't gonna suck itself
What 'chew waiting for? it ain't gonna suck itself
I heard my record company exercise my pay to play
Went to see Mr. Lott but his assistant said no
"Security will escort you to the parking lot"
It was 102 degrees I was feeling kind of hot
So I walked across the street for one of those Mexican frozen popsicles
Couldn't buy just one so I bought myself a box
When I come back the assistant she's standing in the parking lot
No hard feelings do you want one of these?
The security man walks up he helps himself to one
Coincidently Chinese and hot from standing in the sun
Then he helps himself to another he puts it in her hand
But she looks at it like it was a piece of crap
Or a dead and dying bird she didn't understand
So I was just trying to be helpful when I said...
Baby, it ain't gonna suck itself
Oh Virgin Records, it ain't gonna suck itself
I beg to differ cousin, it should be, it ain't gonna lick itself
Ok we'll try it that way It ain't gonna lick itself
Well I'm standing in the parking lot waiting on my ride
His name is Jackson Haring and he's still inside
He went in through mailroom for some record company swag
But this Virgin Records there ain't shit to be had
And the halls they was empty because everyone was laid off
And he took a wrong turn ends up in the tape vault
Only one thing to do when you’re standing face to face
With the Sticky Fingers, Let It Be master tapes
You've got to stick them in the satchel and head on the down the hall
Saying these will go nicely with that Residents eyeball
Many years ago while working for Bill Graham Presents
A prop eyeball was stolen backstage from The Residents
And the rumor went around that Jackson was the thief
But that's neither here nor there and I was sitting in the jeep
Looking at the Sticky Fingers master tapes
My popsicle’s dripping on the seat so I throw it out the window
And it lands at the feet of Roy Lott
Hey Roy, it ain't gonna suck itself
Ah Virgin Records, it ain't gonna suck itself
And one time for the ladies, It ain't gonna lick itself
Ah Virgin Records, it ain't gonna suck itself
Baby, it ain't gonna suck itself
Everyone at Virgin Records, it ain't gonna suck itself
One for the ladies, it ain't gonna lick itself
What 'chew waitin' for, it ain't gonna suck itself
Mr. Lott, it ain't gonna suck itself
Everyone on Foothill Road, it ain't gonna suck itself
Just so we're not totally sexist, it ain't gonna lick itself
Virgin Records, it ain't gonna suck itself
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Cracker - Lonesome Johnny Blues (Live)
- Cracker - The Bottle Let Me Down
- Cracker - Reasons To Quit
- Cracker - Buenas Noches From A Lonely Room
- Cracker - Ain't Gonna Suck Itself
- Cracker - Something You Ain't Got
- Cracker - Maggie
- Cracker - Where Have Those Days Gone
- Cracker - Fluffy Lucy
- Cracker - The Riverside
- Cracker - Gimme One More Chance
- Cracker - I'm So Glad She Ain't Never Coming Back
- Cracker - Sidi Ifni
- Cracker - I Need Better Friends
- Cracker - Minotaur
- Cracker - Night Falls
- Cracker - Better Times Are Coming Our Way
- Cracker - Everybody Gets One For Free
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Cracker Ain't Gonna Suck Itself Comments
Doug Sahm would've loved this
Women only like to fuck Rich Guys!
Nerd country at it's finest!
throwing that shade on virgin records but wheres the lie
I'd like to dedicate this song to all the other sub contractors I've dealt with over the last 30 years......LMAO !
Plus 1.
HAHAHAHA OMFG my mom and her boy friend told me to look this up fuckin funny
"dead or dying bird" has stuck with me for ages.
awesome
Big time issue with Virgin.
This screams Carter Renolds
Sounds like they must of had an issue with Virgin Records. Great song!
You think
Hey Tittie!
@ACERAMGAD uhhhhhh hey......i guess.
lol..I must have been drunk..
Then listen to music you like.
This song is so white it changed my Heineken into a Pabst Blue Ribbon...
+kon sumer Are you saying Heineken, a German beer, isn't white enough?
+Alan Cesar
Actually, Heineken is Dutch............ but we're not proud of that!
This song is so white your mother sucked it
Racist... and Heinekin is just as white as PBR
Heineken is from Netherlands and slave trade yada yada. PC stupidity. White not an insult---"white bread" is.