Cozart, Jon - White Boy Rappin! Lyrics




I'm Jon
I'm not a gangster, fool
Cause I follow all the rules
I play ping pong and pool

I don't disrespect authority
Or go against majority
Let's face it
My momma is my number one priority

I like Sarah Palin
There's no chicks that I'm nailing
And you'll never catch me failing
Cause I'm sailing through school

I'm white
I'm really, really white
I'm so pale I practically get sunburnt at night

Hey, where you at?
Put your hands in the air
I got a big black comb for my white boy hair

So don't expect me to be nice
I spread like lice
I'm colder than cold
I froze Vanilla Ice

My name is Paint
The lyrical saint
I got too many girls, I wanna file a complaint

I'm 19, although I look like I'm 9
But I pick my women like fruit off the vine
I make guys jealous, and I make girls squeal
That's a lie, I got no sex appeal

So I don't care if you hate me
Girls already don't date me
So go click SUBSCRIBE and don't forget to rate me





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Cozart, Jon White Boy Rappin! Comments
  1. xXSanders SidesXx

    2011:
    2012:
    2013:
    2014:
    2015:
    2016:
    2017:
    2018:
    2019:
    2020: HERE THIS EXISTS
    and he’s still “Straight” in this

  2. Sierra Self

    Still love this lol

  3. Maya De Castro

    throwback to 6th grade when my friend n i memorized this by heart

  4. amigos the gamer

    por que o titulo esta em portugues?

  5. Gabe Schader

    Litty titty

  6. Kenzie B

    Wooooorrddd

  7. amigos the gamer

    portugues?

  8. 박씨전

    뭐여 이거 왜 제목 한국어여. 외국인채널 아녔음??
    ..?_?

  9. Sabertooth 432

    When will you come back...

  10. MARCY KING

    wow very cringe, im scared.

  11. Caelan James

    2019/2020 anyone ?

  12. Zx the legend

    "Dont forget to rate me"
    That's how u know this is old

  13. Paritosh Singh

    Kanye West : "that's my next song, o wait it didn't had the word fuck in it 😟"

  14. Lo Jurg

    so hes 28 now?

  15. Theatre kid

    "Don't forget to rate me" I'm really that old that I still remember the rating system

  16. Everything Elyra

    Don't forget to raTe mE

  17. Claire Jasmine

    Now *THIS* guy is original!! He gotta be the one who made the roast yourself challenge

  18. Your Mother

    "I dont disrespect authority"
    **procedes to make a song about your principal telling him hes old**

  19. HomereQ

    0:49 rate? Wut

  20. Nolan Perry

    Don’t know why girls wouldn’t date you.... we all know you have the biggest balls and dick in the world because of what you did with your principal

    Thoralf L

    ....and what he did at the streamy's 2017 ....

  21. Invasion.-

    "don't forget to rate me" yep this is one old video.

  22. Cloud Chaser

    that was actually good what the hell

  23. WingedBunny

    "I got a big black comb for my white boy hair"
    C H I L L S

  24. Que The Sparkle

    How did I just see this? And wow his glo-up from now to 2019

  25. Lella Loves Chocolate

    ....I want him tho...

  26. Xyla Webster

    Anyone here appreciating this in 2019?

  27. Sha Solis

    8 years later and I still love when Jon raps~

  28. Yeonju Kim

    ㅋㅋㅋㅋ뭐얔ㅋㅋ 전혀 랩 스럽지 않지만 어째든
    잘생김

  29. Vampire Bat Alyx

    2019 and it’s still ahead of the time.

  30. zuko

    holy FUCK he’s 27 now??

  31. Caitlin Cruz

    2019 anyone?✋

  32. Aïda Schneider

    Jon, your a 12/10

  33. Asher Jonsson

    this is so good 😂

  34. M. __

    All the comments are either talking about how this is the original roast yourself challenge or how he’s wrong about having no sex appeal and you know what? Valid.

  35. Greyson Alexander

    this makes me oddly happy

  36. jemma

    I'm paler than him





    *IRISH GIRL STRUGGLES*

  37. purkskis

    Pag tu esi Latvietis?

  38. Minene petshop

    Why this video name is valkoinen jätkä räppää??

    Ja ookko suomalainen

  39. Emma Foltz

    Haha memories

  40. DragonNestKing

    Oh, oh no. Oh no no no, oh no. OH NO HO ON NO HO HO NO OH NO NO OH.

  41. Flu

    Eminem's white. So is Jon.

  42. Curly privat

    What a gem!

  43. Khalil Kafieh

    He’s like a wholesome bo burnham

  44. Master of None

    can we just talk about how he likes sarah palin

  45. Sophie :333

    i'm 19, altough i look like i'm 9 XD

  46. KmanTheCube

    This is a lot like 3.14 apple Pi by bo burnham.

  47. Ella Ehrlich

    So I guess this clears up all the controversy of is he gay... kind of

    Kenny The Koala

    Ella Ehrlich No, he’s gay. Even he said it

  48. olivia gan

    AHHHHHH

  49. Lia Nicolas

    Repeatttt

  50. Lotta

    So cute

  51. Éliottulio Camaradonge

    Paint : I got no sex appeal.
    Me : Yeah you do (I wish I did, but compared to you, I don't have any).

  52. afspeellijst

    creative with the video bits in a constand loop. like it!

  53. Loco

    2019 he's 26 or 27

  54. Katie Curran

    My new ringtone

  55. Worse Than You

    Did he win the contest

  56. High Catapillier

    5 Stars

  57. The Bronze Eagle

    *Yo why you gotta make in a white thing*

  58. Sister ‘stache

    That was short but good




    That’s what she said 😏

  59. human

    Lol nope he's definitely gay.

  60. Carrissa Campbell

    "I don't care if you hate me girls already don't date me..." I started to cry laughing

  61. Rayssa Andrade Alves

    A descrição tá em português kkkk que isso Jon? Poliglota você?

  62. zoeeve4

    Wooorrddaa

  63. emo_duck

    infinitey out of fibe

  64. Amelia Hudgins

    Remember when Jon acted like he was straight

  65. Alex Seymour

    Now that I’m 19 this song has a whole other meaning 😂. Glad I still know every word by heart!

  66. Zach Smith

    5 Years Later, MysteryGuitarMan was in YouTube Culture: A Song

  67. diyanah tasnim

    Og diss track

  68. aves k

    This needs to have more views.

  69. Rita Ionides

    i’m gay af but would still marry jon cozart in a heartbeat i tell you

  70. Matt Neff

    Seven years...

  71. W&S T

    I liked it

  72. Kass

    It’s 2018. Rate isn’t a thing anymore lol. What a baby 😂

  73. Christian Thomas

    The Bars tho!👏🏿👏🏿

  74. Disqualified

    I cringed at WORD....

  75. Jenna Seely

    When you are so white when you buy foundation you have to get snow because ivory is too dark on you.

  76. LightningBolt456

    "My name is Paint. The lyrical saint"
    Best line imo

  77. Asle Fjeldstad

    Anyone else having trouble rating this video?

  78. nicholasperson

    “Don’t forget to rate me”

  79. awkward eko6

    i love rewatching this knowing i used to know all the words...those were the days XD

  80. Aria

    Oh no not Sarah palin

  81. ruby da cherry

    This is amazing

  82. sad gal

    He killed

  83. Mimi xoxo

    Anyone watching in 2018?

  84. D S

    It's my birthday. I'm 19.
    Although I look like I'm 9.

  85. Ashra Phenix

    That was sick! How do you come up with this stuff

  86. Blurred Assassin

    LIKE THIS

  87. Firstname Lastname

    I’m Jon
    I’m not a gangster fool
    Cause I follow all the rules
    I play ping pong and pool
    I don’t disrespect authority
    Or go against majority
    Let’s face it
    My momma is my number one priority
    I like Sarah palin
    There’s no chicks that I’m nailing
    And you’ll never catch me failing
    Cause I’m sailing through school
    I’m white
    I’m white
    I’m really, really white
    I’m so pale I practically get sunburnt at night
    Hey, where you at?
    Put your hands in the air
    I got a big black comb for my white boy hair
    So don’t expect me to be nice
    I spread like lice
    I’m colder than cold
    I froze vanilla ice
    My name is paint
    The lyrical saint
    I got to many girls, I wanna file a complaint
    I’m 19, although I look like I’m 9
    But I pick my women like fruit off the vine
    I make guys jealous, And I make girls squeal
    That’s a lie, I got no sex appeal
    So I don’t care if you hate me
    Girls already don’t date me
    So go click SUBSCRIBE, and don’t forget to rate me
    Word




    Bleagh

  88. Firstname Lastname

    Boy I’m so white I blind the sun
    I’m so pale that dracula thinks I’m one of his kind
    I’m so white I have words on my face because people confuse me with paper
    I’m so white that when it snows no body can see me
    I’m so white if I wear white clothes everyone thinks I’m naked
    I’m so white that when my mom first saw me she called the ghost busters

  89. briah ariel

    Don't forget to rate... Nostalgia

  90. Gabriela Cordeiro

    Por que o título está em português?

  91. worm salad

    major bo burnham vibes tbh

  92. Lilly

    Back when you could still rate people lol

  93. 1 1

    Welcome to the Social Internet site on the youtube guys XD

  94. Max Monroe

    But like ur fangirls are crying