Cozart, Jon - White Boy Rappin! Lyrics
I'm Jon
I'm not a gangster, fool
Cause I follow all the rules
I play ping pong and pool
Or go against majority
Let's face it
My momma is my number one priority
I like Sarah Palin
There's no chicks that I'm nailing
And you'll never catch me failing
Cause I'm sailing through school
I'm white
I'm so pale I practically get sunburnt at night
Hey, where you at?
Put your hands in the air
I got a big black comb for my white boy hair
So don't expect me to be nice
I spread like lice
I'm colder than cold
My name is Paint
The lyrical saint
I got too many girls, I wanna file a complaint
I'm 19, although I look like I'm 9
But I pick my women like fruit off the vine
I make guys jealous, and I make girls squeal
That's a lie, I got no sex appeal
So I don't care if you hate me
Girls already don't date me
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Cozart, Jon White Boy Rappin! Comments
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2020: HERE THIS EXISTS
and he’s still “Straight” in this
Still love this lol
throwback to 6th grade when my friend n i memorized this by heart
por que o titulo esta em portugues?
Litty titty
Wooooorrddd
portugues?
뭐여 이거 왜 제목 한국어여. 외국인채널 아녔음??
..?_?
When will you come back...
wow very cringe, im scared.
2019/2020 anyone ?
"Dont forget to rate me"
That's how u know this is old
Kanye West : "that's my next song, o wait it didn't had the word fuck in it 😟"
so hes 28 now?
"Don't forget to rate me" I'm really that old that I still remember the rating system
Don't forget to raTe mE
Now *THIS* guy is original!! He gotta be the one who made the roast yourself challenge
"I dont disrespect authority"
**procedes to make a song about your principal telling him hes old**
0:49 rate? Wut
Don’t know why girls wouldn’t date you.... we all know you have the biggest balls and dick in the world because of what you did with your principal
....and what he did at the streamy's 2017 ....
"don't forget to rate me" yep this is one old video.
that was actually good what the hell
"I got a big black comb for my white boy hair"
C H I L L S
How did I just see this? And wow his glo-up from now to 2019
....I want him tho...
Anyone here appreciating this in 2019?
8 years later and I still love when Jon raps~
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ뭐얔ㅋㅋ 전혀 랩 스럽지 않지만 어째든
잘생김
2019 and it’s still ahead of the time.
holy FUCK he’s 27 now??
2019 anyone?✋
Jon, your a 12/10
this is so good 😂
All the comments are either talking about how this is the original roast yourself challenge or how he’s wrong about having no sex appeal and you know what? Valid.
this makes me oddly happy
I'm paler than him
*IRISH GIRL STRUGGLES*
Pag tu esi Latvietis?
Why this video name is valkoinen jätkä räppää??
Ja ookko suomalainen
Haha memories
Oh, oh no. Oh no no no, oh no. OH NO HO ON NO HO HO NO OH NO NO OH.
Eminem's white. So is Jon.
What a gem!
He’s like a wholesome bo burnham
can we just talk about how he likes sarah palin
i'm 19, altough i look like i'm 9 XD
This is a lot like 3.14 apple Pi by bo burnham.
So I guess this clears up all the controversy of is he gay... kind of
Ella Ehrlich No, he’s gay. Even he said it
AHHHHHH
Repeatttt
So cute
Paint : I got no sex appeal.
Me : Yeah you do (I wish I did, but compared to you, I don't have any).
creative with the video bits in a constand loop. like it!
2019 he's 26 or 27
My new ringtone
Did he win the contest
5 Stars
*Yo why you gotta make in a white thing*
That was short but good
That’s what she said 😏
Lol nope he's definitely gay.
"I don't care if you hate me girls already don't date me..." I started to cry laughing
A descrição tá em português kkkk que isso Jon? Poliglota você?
Wooorrddaa
infinitey out of fibe
Remember when Jon acted like he was straight
Now that I’m 19 this song has a whole other meaning 😂. Glad I still know every word by heart!
5 Years Later, MysteryGuitarMan was in YouTube Culture: A Song
Og diss track
This needs to have more views.
i’m gay af but would still marry jon cozart in a heartbeat i tell you
Seven years...
I liked it
It’s 2018. Rate isn’t a thing anymore lol. What a baby 😂
The Bars tho!👏🏿👏🏿
I cringed at WORD....
When you are so white when you buy foundation you have to get snow because ivory is too dark on you.
"My name is Paint. The lyrical saint"
Best line imo
Anyone else having trouble rating this video?
“Don’t forget to rate me”
i love rewatching this knowing i used to know all the words...those were the days XD
Oh no not Sarah palin
This is amazing
He killed
Anyone watching in 2018?
It's my birthday. I'm 19.
Although I look like I'm 9.
That was sick! How do you come up with this stuff
LIKE THIS
I’m Jon
I’m not a gangster fool
Cause I follow all the rules
I play ping pong and pool
I don’t disrespect authority
Or go against majority
Let’s face it
My momma is my number one priority
I like Sarah palin
There’s no chicks that I’m nailing
And you’ll never catch me failing
Cause I’m sailing through school
I’m white
I’m white
I’m really, really white
I’m so pale I practically get sunburnt at night
Hey, where you at?
Put your hands in the air
I got a big black comb for my white boy hair
So don’t expect me to be nice
I spread like lice
I’m colder than cold
I froze vanilla ice
My name is paint
The lyrical saint
I got to many girls, I wanna file a complaint
I’m 19, although I look like I’m 9
But I pick my women like fruit off the vine
I make guys jealous, And I make girls squeal
That’s a lie, I got no sex appeal
So I don’t care if you hate me
Girls already don’t date me
So go click SUBSCRIBE, and don’t forget to rate me
Word
Bleagh
Boy I’m so white I blind the sun
I’m so pale that dracula thinks I’m one of his kind
I’m so white I have words on my face because people confuse me with paper
I’m so white that when it snows no body can see me
I’m so white if I wear white clothes everyone thinks I’m naked
I’m so white that when my mom first saw me she called the ghost busters
Don't forget to rate... Nostalgia
Por que o título está em português?
major bo burnham vibes tbh
Back when you could still rate people lol
Welcome to the Social Internet site on the youtube guys XD
But like ur fangirls are crying