Cozart, Jon - Star Wars In 99 Seconds Lyrics




[Prologue:]

Long, long time ago, long time ago in a galaxy
Far in a galaxy, far far away

[Episode I: The Phantom Menace]

There once was a boy slave destined to save space
He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen
Padmé's a cougar
Qui gets killed by Darth Maul who is then chopped in half
Obi-Wan must train the one from Tatooine

[Episode II: Attack of the Clones]

It's the clone age, sand people rampage
Mommy got flayed, strayed
Ani's bae is Padmé

[Episode III: Revenge of the Sith]

(Anakin vs. Obi-Wan and Yoda versus Sidious and Grievous versus Obi-Wan, you're breaking my heart)
Anakin you are breaking my heart
Order is made, Jedi are slain
Kill all the baby tiny younglings
Sid takes the throne, Long live the clones
Burn Ani, turn him to a robo

[Episode IV: A New Hope]

Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man
Alderaan's gone and Han shoots first
You're my only hopie Obi-Wan
Look, a small moon
That's a space ship
Worshipfulness, walking carpet
This princess better pay out
Use the force, Luke
Close your eyes and shoot

[Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]

Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky
Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try
Try the dark side
No! No, no! No!
Luke, I'm your daddykins
(what?!)
Your mom was kissing Anakin
(ew.)
Han's frozen
I love you
I know

[Episode VI: Return of the Jedi]

It's father, son and daughter
A dynasty united at last
The galaxy is free from evil
Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past





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Cozart, Jon Star Wars In 99 Seconds Comments
  1. Brawl Stars with an idiot - Deutsch

    Make a renewed version, please.

  2. Jan Leovac

    Star wars 6 is the best

    Change my mind

  3. P-Star 7

    More...

  4. VortexIsAlive

    Surely make a new one with the whole saga now

  5. Mr. everything

    To much moistness

  6. TRUE GAMERS

    an elegant video, for a more civilized age

  7. Stuart Mahaffey

    7,8,9,solo,rogue one




    Hmm

  8. Sushi

    Exactly ninety-nine seconds, 10/10 would watch again

  9. Kpop_till You_drop

    Am now waiting for pt 2 with the new saga...⌚️⌚️⌚️

  10. Dilly bar

    I subbed to this channel thinking that they were twins and it took me like a year to figure out there the same person.

  11. ReadyForJelly Because I Am

    this is the only saga it ended (sorry disney)







    just kidding

  12. Jeli Alt

    Yes this is the complete saga, none came after, it ended there, no one must disagree

  13. Jonas 96

    Watching tomorrow Episode 9, time to get in the right mood

  14. allie shouts

    Please do Update for 2019. I know this channel doesn’t do anything anymore but it would be so great.

  15. Lee Baker

    This was dope hands down

  16. Becca Eggleton

    This song has been stuck in my head for two days..

  17. FayZzay

    Spoil Wars...

  18. Kurt Cobain

    0:49 Han didn’t shoot first, Greedp shot first :/

    WhyNoT

    Greedo didnt even shoot

  19. Kurt Cobain

    It shouldn’t be 1:56 but 1:39

    WhyNoT

    it is exactly 1:39

  20. Laya Alsaud

    Any time I sing this I have to say P A I N T SUBSCRIBE

  21. The Stik

    Did you know they are different?




    They’re just clones that’s why they look the same

  22. Alexia Sampaio

    omg just watched rise of skywalker and i need an update version of this!! (also, am i the only one who gets rly emotional in the return of the jedi part?)

  23. Arahail

    Overgreat !! What a voice, what a excellent summary^^

  24. Thechrisanator 1

    Nobody:

    The guy on the left at the end of these videos:🤨

  25. Wolfman Will

    I want my money back this is 116 seconds

    Satire Saturday

    Wolfman Will You are joking right?

  26. Sound Wave

    0:48: exists


    Looks at the remastered version: .....

  27. Namjoonismypresident

    Thank you YouTube algorithm for bringing this back to me 🥰

  28. Bad Minecraft Memer

    This is awful

    Emilie Abeyta

    Bad Minecraft Memer why would you say that?

    Dodowalker

    You're awful

  29. Christopher munive

    when he said han shot first i felt that

  30. Charlie Sawyer

    Actually 100 secs 1:40

    Ryan Jahnzat

    Charlie Sawyer it means when he finishes the lines

  31. F1_fan Senna

    Are you the same person

  32. Tomáš Ježek

    this does not works now 😂

  33. Luke Skywalker

    This gave me chills. This is the most amazing song i have every heard. I rlly want to shake your hand, but since i cant, Good job and Merry Christmas!

  34. Miray Kaba

    Tomorrow the last movie will come 😢

  35. Szalona Kurka19

    Omg please do continuations with episodes 7-9

  36. Beast Boy

    look at his face at 1:38 ;)

  37. Httyd Heart

    I LOVE anakin Skywalker and I NOW I SAID ANAKIN ON PURPOSE and not darth.

  38. Veriox22 2

    So they are one person?

  39. PRIMOS ÉPICOS

    Le français que tu esperais :)

  40. PRIMOS ÉPICOS

    El español que esperabas XD

  41. EricPlayz951

    Who’s watching Star Wars rise of the sky walker after because you are all cought up

  42. Azaleah Camargo

    "Luke I'm your daddykins."
    "What?!"
    "Your mom was kissing Anakin"
    "Ew."
    😂😂😂

  43. Just A Random Fangril

    I came here to heal my heart after seeing The Rise of Skywalker. Thanks for the help ♥️

  44. SLAS Rp01

    This is the best star wars song ever!!!😉😉😊😊

  45. MattyIsDaddy

    “The galaxy is free from evil thanks to the goodness in darth from the past”

    Disney: “y’all hear somethin?”

  46. SuperMarioPlushBros

    Can you remake this after the Rise of Skywalker to include all three trilogies?

  47. Łøfï Łøvër

    0:48 is my favorite part

  48. Emma R

    Turn up the playback speed

  49. Nanda Murali

    Who’s back before Star Wars 9?

    S3VIL

    In germany is star wars episode 9 already out

  50. Mr. Sova

    Довольно таки неплохо

  51. Attu Holland

    Who’s here after The Rise Of The Skywalker? I can’t accept the fact that the Skywalker saga has ended.😔😔

    The Walking Meme

    It will never be over

  52. EASTON JOHNSON

    thanks i love harry potter and starwars

  53. jadzia mary

    Make LOTR in 99 second Pleaseeeee

  54. ꧁ѕᴏᴘʜɪє ɢαᴄʜα єɗɪᴛѕ꧂

    1:20 my favourite part ❤️

  55. Merantix

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeee what's the name of the song at return of the jedi its bugging me and I wanna knowwwwwww

    S3VIL

    Description

  56. Ole Blauer

    The best I ever seen!!!!!!!

  57. Phoenix Podcast

    The daisy ridley is better

  58. The WhoBox

    RAY IS THE GRANDCHILD OF PALPATINE AND SHE MOST BE THE IMPÉRATRICE OF THE LAS ORDER AND KYLO REN IS NOW A JEDI BUT DEAD

    Love 🎁

  59. Zane kun33

    Do another one like that but updated

  60. isabel DeArresemartin

    You guys should make an updated one for the new movies

    Die Isso Bros

    It's actually just one guy✌️

  61. Jonathan Jeske

    Make another one

  62. Braden Soule

    this new star wars movie comes out it better be the best star wars movie ever

  63. Galaxy Girl

    After all these years I still know all the words even after not listening it for a while

  64. Lj Pictures

    Everytime i watch this video i get goosebumps at « dynasty united at last »

  65. Luke Smith

    the look like two moms

  66. Salkkarit Fani

    WTF Im Watching

  67. Panda Boy

    The last one kinda made me cry

    Lewis L

    It didnt tho did it

    Panda Boy

    Well made me get teary eyes

  68. Colin Cnote

    Updated one after 9 comes out

  69. TTV_ Sidekick_777

    Am I the only one who realised that this is actually 101 seconds not 99

  70. Braden Soule

    The comment before me is from a year before this comment, seriously am i the only one who watched this in 2019 :/

    Logan Rosales

    no👏one👏cares👏

    Braden Soule

    you suck

    King Gilgamesh

    Ah yes, the only person to watch in 2019.

    Braden Soule

    @King Gilgamesh i guess not

  71. Luffy and stuff

    Here I am, re watching it almost exactly four years later and only now I realize they are the same person

  72. coxy does_art

    Wait a min. Star wars in 99 seconds what is 99 upside down? 66 what does Darth maul say EXECUTE ORDER 66

    Just another random person Here

    coxy does_art that’s sidious

    coxy does_art

    @Just another random person Here oh ye I forgot

  73. david

    A bit off the time of 99 seconds

  74. Trey Atkins

    Okay but Gredo definitely shoots first.

    Just another random person Here

    Trey Atkins in the original release Han DID shoot first

  75. peter griffin

    My guy lookin like idubbz

  76. RainbowGamer 1705

    Make part 2

  77. kxylin

    The galaxy is free from evil thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past...




    P A I N T SUBSCRIBE!

  78. arko parui

    Mui mui, mesa loves it

  79. Xnet Cascade

    Do Home Alone!!!!!!

  80. Flxm3zzz

    Two extra movie now

  81. • Monatti •

    MORE I LOVE YOU GUYS HOW SRSLY U MADE THIS SONG BY URSELF MUSIC FROM EVERY EPISODE REWEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWEEEEE MORE NOW POKEMON PLEASE

  82. Jace Jonas

    Thanks for not bringing In any prequel crap.

  83. ASABİ PENGUEN

    You can't tell Star Wars in 99 sec. It's impossible. Don't try it. Never. Ever Never.

  84. Ethan Dufour

    2019 Anyone

    King Gilgamesh

    Ethan Dufour Nope, just you.

  85. ItalianMan 100

    Me: if they’re two different people how come one has longer hair?

    Also me but 5 seconds later: 🤦‍♂️

  86. ItalianMan 100

    Literally everything through attack of the clones and revenge of the sith is my FAVORITE PART 🤩🤩

  87. Rohan Lo-A-Njoe

    WE WANT MOOORRREE!!!! 😂😂

  88. FireDragon

    Greedo shot first

  89. Fortnite Slayer

    I can watch this all day ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  90. Kira Bey

    I'm keep getting goosebumps but I don't know if they are because of cringe or epicness.

  91. Terox

    How about a new Version when all 9 movies are complete

  92. Julius

    Who is here for the new star wars movie?

  93. leapro Cabrera

    👏👍

  94. yarran van westerlaak

    All names of songs pls

  95. Dylan Harrell

    Where is 7 and 8 rouge one and solo

  96. Claire Petrillo

    REDO THIS FOR THE RISE OF SKYWALKER!!! do it with solo and rogue one too!!!