Cozart, Jon - Star Wars In 99 Seconds Lyrics
[Prologue:]
Long, long time ago, long time ago in a galaxy
Far in a galaxy, far far away
There once was a boy slave destined to save space
He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen
Padmé's a cougar
Qui gets killed by Darth Maul who is then chopped in half
Obi-Wan must train the one from Tatooine
[Episode II: Attack of the Clones]
It's the clone age, sand people rampage
Ani's bae is Padmé
[Episode III: Revenge of the Sith]
(Anakin vs. Obi-Wan and Yoda versus Sidious and Grievous versus Obi-Wan, you're breaking my heart)
Anakin you are breaking my heart
Order is made, Jedi are slain
Kill all the baby tiny younglings
Sid takes the throne, Long live the clones
[Episode IV: A New Hope]
Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man
Alderaan's gone and Han shoots first
You're my only hopie Obi-Wan
Look, a small moon
That's a space ship
Worshipfulness, walking carpet
This princess better pay out
Use the force, Luke
Close your eyes and shoot
[Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]
Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky
Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try
Try the dark side
No! No, no! No!
Luke, I'm your daddykins
(what?!)
Your mom was kissing Anakin
(ew.)
Han's frozen
I love you
I know
[Episode VI: Return of the Jedi]
It's father, son and daughter
A dynasty united at last
The galaxy is free from evil
Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past
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Cozart, Jon Star Wars In 99 Seconds Comments
Make a renewed version, please.
Star wars 6 is the best
Change my mind
More...
Surely make a new one with the whole saga now
To much moistness
an elegant video, for a more civilized age
7,8,9,solo,rogue one
Hmm
Exactly ninety-nine seconds, 10/10 would watch again
Am now waiting for pt 2 with the new saga...⌚️⌚️⌚️
I subbed to this channel thinking that they were twins and it took me like a year to figure out there the same person.
this is the only saga it ended (sorry disney)
just kidding
Yes this is the complete saga, none came after, it ended there, no one must disagree
Watching tomorrow Episode 9, time to get in the right mood
Please do Update for 2019. I know this channel doesn’t do anything anymore but it would be so great.
This was dope hands down
This song has been stuck in my head for two days..
Spoil Wars...
0:49 Han didn’t shoot first, Greedp shot first :/
Greedo didnt even shoot
It shouldn’t be 1:56 but 1:39
it is exactly 1:39
Any time I sing this I have to say P A I N T SUBSCRIBE
Did you know they are different?
They’re just clones that’s why they look the same
omg just watched rise of skywalker and i need an update version of this!! (also, am i the only one who gets rly emotional in the return of the jedi part?)
Overgreat !! What a voice, what a excellent summary^^
Nobody:
The guy on the left at the end of these videos:🤨
I want my money back this is 116 seconds
Wolfman Will You are joking right?
0:48: exists
Looks at the remastered version: .....
Thank you YouTube algorithm for bringing this back to me 🥰
This is awful
Bad Minecraft Memer why would you say that?
You're awful
when he said han shot first i felt that
Actually 100 secs 1:40
Charlie Sawyer it means when he finishes the lines
Are you the same person
this does not works now 😂
This gave me chills. This is the most amazing song i have every heard. I rlly want to shake your hand, but since i cant, Good job and Merry Christmas!
Tomorrow the last movie will come 😢
Omg please do continuations with episodes 7-9
look at his face at 1:38 ;)
I LOVE anakin Skywalker and I NOW I SAID ANAKIN ON PURPOSE and not darth.
So they are one person?
Le français que tu esperais :)
El español que esperabas XD
Who’s watching Star Wars rise of the sky walker after because you are all cought up
"Luke I'm your daddykins."
"What?!"
"Your mom was kissing Anakin"
"Ew."
😂😂😂
I came here to heal my heart after seeing The Rise of Skywalker. Thanks for the help ♥️
This is the best star wars song ever!!!😉😉😊😊
“The galaxy is free from evil thanks to the goodness in darth from the past”
Disney: “y’all hear somethin?”
Can you remake this after the Rise of Skywalker to include all three trilogies?
0:48 is my favorite part
Turn up the playback speed
Who’s back before Star Wars 9?
In germany is star wars episode 9 already out
Довольно таки неплохо
Who’s here after The Rise Of The Skywalker? I can’t accept the fact that the Skywalker saga has ended.😔😔
It will never be over
thanks i love harry potter and starwars
Make LOTR in 99 second Pleaseeeee
1:20 my favourite part ❤️
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee what's the name of the song at return of the jedi its bugging me and I wanna knowwwwwww
Description
The best I ever seen!!!!!!!
The daisy ridley is better
RAY IS THE GRANDCHILD OF PALPATINE AND SHE MOST BE THE IMPÉRATRICE OF THE LAS ORDER AND KYLO REN IS NOW A JEDI BUT DEAD
Love 🎁
Do another one like that but updated
You guys should make an updated one for the new movies
It's actually just one guy✌️
Make another one
this new star wars movie comes out it better be the best star wars movie ever
After all these years I still know all the words even after not listening it for a while
Everytime i watch this video i get goosebumps at « dynasty united at last »
the look like two moms
WTF Im Watching
The last one kinda made me cry
It didnt tho did it
Well made me get teary eyes
Updated one after 9 comes out
Am I the only one who realised that this is actually 101 seconds not 99
The comment before me is from a year before this comment, seriously am i the only one who watched this in 2019 :/
no👏one👏cares👏
you suck
Ah yes, the only person to watch in 2019.
@King Gilgamesh i guess not
Here I am, re watching it almost exactly four years later and only now I realize they are the same person
Wait a min. Star wars in 99 seconds what is 99 upside down? 66 what does Darth maul say EXECUTE ORDER 66
coxy does_art that’s sidious
@Just another random person Here oh ye I forgot
A bit off the time of 99 seconds
Okay but Gredo definitely shoots first.
Trey Atkins in the original release Han DID shoot first
My guy lookin like idubbz
Make part 2
The galaxy is free from evil thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past...
P A I N T SUBSCRIBE!
Mui mui, mesa loves it
Do Home Alone!!!!!!
Two extra movie now
MORE I LOVE YOU GUYS HOW SRSLY U MADE THIS SONG BY URSELF MUSIC FROM EVERY EPISODE REWEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWEEEEE MORE NOW POKEMON PLEASE
Thanks for not bringing In any prequel crap.
You can't tell Star Wars in 99 sec. It's impossible. Don't try it. Never. Ever Never.
2019 Anyone
Ethan Dufour Nope, just you.
Me: if they’re two different people how come one has longer hair?
Also me but 5 seconds later: 🤦♂️
Literally everything through attack of the clones and revenge of the sith is my FAVORITE PART 🤩🤩
WE WANT MOOORRREE!!!! 😂😂
Greedo shot first
I can watch this all day ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
I'm keep getting goosebumps but I don't know if they are because of cringe or epicness.
How about a new Version when all 9 movies are complete
Who is here for the new star wars movie?
👏👍
All names of songs pls
Where is 7 and 8 rouge one and solo
REDO THIS FOR THE RISE OF SKYWALKER!!! do it with solo and rogue one too!!!