Cozart, Jon - Politiclash 2 Lyrics
Alright, Kenny boy. It's the big day. Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. Oh golly, what do I do?
Vote for me!
Thirty years in the game
And although Clinton's my name
Vote for me!
My business is booming, I'm entrepreneuring
Fighting fires with you're fired, tired of waiting for the legislators
Vote for me!
I'm on a mission
Vote for me!
I'm tired of pissing next to trannies and welfare grannies
Gotta be sure we don't backtrack
It's time to take the country back
But what are your policies?
I'd love to answer that but first lemme be shady
Tell me, how many banks are in your top ten donors, lady?
One, two, three, four
What are his policies?
Malice fueling impossible fallacies?
Ban religions build fantasies
A wall to keep out the Wildlings
I fund your campaigns, hear the concerns?
You earn your money on the Wall Streets, even Bill's feelin the Bern
Or not, you haven't fronted the Bill since '95
Bring back Lewinsky, least she knew her way around a mic
You've dropped the F-bomb, the P-word, the C-word, and that's just the shortlist
Great, got rid of Mike Pence
And while we're at it, drop these plagiarizing controversies,
First Melania with Michelle, now you with white men from the 50s
Who taught you no means grope? Really though
Wanna wash that locker mouth out with soap, hope you choke on that slippery slope
I grab one crotch, Republicans run for the Hillaries
If you were an intern or a balloon I'm certain Bill would act similarly
It's golf chat, ad hoc, my not-so-small small talk
One faux pas and I'm foe fox, I love women,
Don't talk
You're so two faced, one's white lies, one's boldfaced
Now, just shift to the middle, drop that democratic bass
Our economy's crumbling, it's not time for a wannabe
Least I won't nuke New York cause SNL makes fun of me
You're delusional, bankrupt, your casinos are trash
I'm shocked you can divide the country since you clearly can't do math
It's the mad T party, go grab yourself a pie chart
Cut taxes on the rich, convince poor people it's smart
Throw your marital logic at us, break the Union apart
News flash, in the last civil war the racists had to restart
Running a country's just like running business
I'll handle nukes like Gary Busey on Celeb Apprentice
You're fired
BOOM! Now there's no trouble at customs
What a deal, world peace only costs 1 billion Muslims
Let's make peace in the East, not copy their liturgies
Years of Obama's a Muslim, but Pence is gonna lead us like the Saudis
Please, open up a book beyond the two you cite:
The Bible you didn't read, and the book about you you didn't write
Between the deaths in Benghazi and all those missing emails
This monopoly owner votes Clinton goes directly to jail
She'll be more useful in chains than following up Barack
And while we're at it, jail him too, orange is the new black
I'll make a mess of America make my Mexicans clean it
Throw my name on the White House and deport em if they can't read it
Trump, beware the old hag
Trump, she's just Barack in drag
Trump, I'll use that black guy to end her
Just like Othello, last act
My fellow class acts, let's throw back in tow
And lynch Obama out the White's House, Jim Crow 2.0
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Cozart, Jon Politiclash 2 Comments
Not to racist or anything but trump sucks
0:40 sad but true
0:49 too late 🤷♂️
4 years later, and we are going to war.
Vote tea party
Why did he make Bernie so hot Jfc.
Rei Dx that wasn’t bernie, that was Gary Johnson
@TulpechaidoplaysMC fair enough.
*what’s Aleppo?*
Third party vote is a wasted vote
Love your work but this did not age well ...
If he made one for all the nominees for the Democratic Party
Then for the election
What do you do? You leave America and don’t move to Uk as it’s rubbish at the moment
This is hilarious!ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ😅
I hadn't noticed that before, but the backgrounds' colors behind each characters are making the French flag.
Am I the only one who think the Democrats should have chosen to present Bernie Sanders instead of Hillary Clinton against Trump ?
Trump ad came on right before this
THE BACKGROUND IS THE AMERICAN FLAG COLORS.
Haha “can’t do math”
Well ;) that’s what Andrew Yang is running for #math #yanggang
3:29 this is just a bookmark for me
i love how realistic this is
no one actually cares about policies or facts everyone is just fighting wrong vs right about selfish things
LMAO A TRUMP ADD WAS RIGHT BEFORE THIS
Well...this aged well
trump just got impeached
i just realized at around 0:50 he starts humming yankee doodle omg
Fuck Trump to hell!
It's just what Trump would actually say? Well done!
Ken Bone is voting 3rd partyyyyyyy
*w h a t s a l e p p o*
Hillary talking about the economy was ironic considering that it was a member of her party who ruined it, and Trump who saved it
Lets go france?
2:14 are you fucking kidding me Lincoln started the civil war to end slavery and he was republican 🤦♀️
He saod racists no republicans. And thats not why the civil war started, do your research
3:28 so I can replay that 😳
Go trump
한국인 생존자 찾습니다 계십니까
Hillary looks like she is hiding something
oh wait.
They’re both equally terrible people. Hillary silenced a rape victim to make her husband not look bad. Trump is a misogynist asshole. I’m not a fan of how trump is running the country right now, but I think I would also hate how Hillary would be running this country if she won. I hate both of them.
@The Infamous Melonhead Exactly! It's so stupid because it's a waste of time and money, and he's not gonna get impeached. Anyway, he won in a democracy, and people need to accept that and move on.
@Doggo Lover and on top of all that, people don't seem to realize that even if he was, while Trump is a mediocre at best president, yes, his voice president who would take over if Trump was impeached is a million times worse. It would completely blow up in our faces
@The Infamous Melonhead Yeah, Mike Pence is way worse. The guy openly supports conversion therapy and other "traditional values," which are mostly bs anyway.
@Doggo Lover Mike Pence can go to hell
You make a great Hilary Clinton
Lmao this showed up in my recommended and I’ve watched GoT since he made this and finally got the wildlings reference XD
Before the vid was a frickin Donald trump ad telling everyone to make America great again😂😂😂😂😂
U are one educated guy argue with em later about
When Donald Trump says I love women, I think he is trying to insure people he is straight, he doesn’t respect em, he has sex with em
yall... Trump really won. Like wtf
in the background, there is the color of France
These roasts kill me 😂😂😂
that lewinski line was fire
CLINTON
0:50 Background singers are singing Yankee Doodle. (a very american tune)
0:31 I rediscovered this after 3 years and I am a tranny lmao
3:19 the mustache kinda falls off
Please do this for 2020!
These videos amplify my liking for Jon. I think he dislikes trump and clinton and based on the previous video, likes bernie. same here.
Great rap battle! Funny af! Just wanna point out one thing tho...Democrats created the KKK and Democrats wanted to keep slavery the most during the civil war....for the most part Republicans were trying to get slavery abolished...sorry internet...dont hate me... lol
Both parties switched
There polices changed
ok I like, love you but can you not say the T slur (I'm sorry if this seems rude but its just not a very nice thing to say)
3:28 that-wait.. jon, you HAVE to be straight now.
Why are all the best guys gay???? No hate through I love that for you
LITERALLY my dad, he doesn’t even remember the name of the guy he voted for
"Fighting Fires" sure aged well
Trump’s accent or whatever is pretty on point 😂
Did trump jon get a tan?
Trump was on point but Hillary needed to look a bit more mentally insane, put on an extremely creepy looking fake smile and it would be perfect
Plus have a fake little laugh all the time
wow I just rewatched for the first time since posted and jesus christ I might cry. How did we let him happen. How? It is insane that he is our president. Do the majority(ish) of people really think like that bastard? seriously scary stuff. Also idc if I get hate for this post I know its just an impression and I can own up to my tree hugging liberal bias but the fact that this orange monster leads my country makes me quiver
I hated them both, I wanted Bernie
You know what we completely ignored George Washington warning no political parties
Why is Jon Hillary actually like cute tho
The placement of the colors make it look like a French flag,the middle for cutting out during war
“Orange is the new black”
Omg dying 😂😂😂
And now Trump is president
a donald trump ad came up before this and i didn't know if i should laugh or gag
bruh color your hair with GREY. That's great for you
the mustache falling off at the end is a big mood
IM NOT EVEN JOKING I GOT A TRUMP IMPEACHMENT AD
I hope he makes another one of these for the 2020 election
Well, this helped me vote.
(I live in Asia) (I was joking)
he actually looks like a girl
The way he did Donald Trump's voice was top notch
랩잘해 노래잘해 존잘에 센스넘치고 영상 잘 만들어 대체 단점이 뭐냐고...
Love how right before this was a Trump ad
Better lyrics and better flow than Epic Rap Battles of History's take on Trump vs Hillary. Bonus points for the a capella.
Still better to vote third party.
You have to notice all the options are shit, that's why they came up with the lesser of evils. The best option would of been to not have a president and let all decisions be democratic where everyone votes on the issues, for majority rule. Instead of voting for a liar who will do the opposite of what he said he would do after being elected.
The bad thing is...He had to buy a MAGA hat for this...🤨
WAIT
I just got it...
Ken Bone..........
I wish Jill Stein was in this lol
Please do these for the 2020 election!!
All I’m saying is the background of the entire video is the French flag...
You gotta do one between Sanders Warren and Biden
Political raps aren't good
actually they are
The fact that you spealt this sentence wrong says everything😂
He’s the only on who can make Burnie look good
Trump and Hillary are on a ship. The ship sinks. Who survived?
America
Hilary: Go grab yourself a pie chart.
*draws square*
Me: O_o
It was a circle, the frame cut it off
There was a circle drawn, idiot.
Wow watching this retrospect is... interesting to say the least. Well it's not reading, it's insurance, but hit the nail on the head there.
The “wHaTs AlEpPo” joke I get now😂
Nobody is mentioning the impressive a Capella here😂
It is a PolitiFact that PolitiClash PolitiSLAPS
마지막 진짜 잘생겼다..진심..
2:44 the beatboxing sounds like somethin off of Criminal Minds or somethin xD
0:48 I love the Hamilton link
Awesome .... U R really cool!
Am I the only one who got the Othello part??
I love how Jon leGIT HAS HIS EARS PIERCED
Nobody gonna talk about his gray hair in the end?....
Idk how to fell about this perfeck hair bro
Jon can sound a lot like Trump