Cozart, Jon - Lord Of The Rings In 99 Seconds Lyrics
The Lord of the Rings
Hobbits, Dwarves
Elves and Men
Kings and Queens
Epicness
The greatest tale ever told on your screen
Potatoes
Frodo must bring the ring to the elves
Aragorn fights off
The nine evil Ringwraiths
The Fellowship forms
Saruman's a jerk
Gandalf's torn from the group
You shall not pass
Boromir's embedded
Uruk-hai's beheaded
(Like a boss)
The Fellowship is broken
Thanks for that J.R.R. Tolkien
Frodo's gone
And Sam's coming with you
Gollum leads the ring to Mordor
(My Precious)
Gandalf the White returns to wage war
(Pip and Merry hug trees)
Théoden is like Benjamin Button
(He's aging backwards)
Legolas surfs on a shield to defend
Helm's Deep
Big trees
Are attacking the orcs
The sword has been reforged and
Now a legion of ghosts are at hand
(He's the king)
Sam uses his spider slay skills
While the elf and Gimli count kills
(Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, Aragorn)
One last battle
(Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Denethor)
It's good vs evil
(Boromir, Gollum, Saruman, Sméagol)
Frodo you must
(Elrond, Bilbo, Galadriel, Shelob)
Destroy the
(Wormtongue, Uruk-hai, Sauron, Great Eye)
Ring of Power
No
Destroy it
It's mine
Destroy it
It's mine
[Exploding sound effects]
Yay!
Aragorn sits on his throne
Middle Earth is saved
By the smallest of things
In The Lord of the Rings
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Cozart, Jon Lord Of The Rings In 99 Seconds Comments
F: I’M GOING TO MORDOR ALONE!
S: I KNOW...
...AND I’M COMING WITH YOU!!!
Lol my favorite part.
I haven't seen lord of the rings, I didn't understand a darn thing.
Plot twist! Its 1 person not 2!
I used to sing this song with my friends, and we would replace all of the nouns with increasingly worse ones.
No wonder I didn’t read Lord of the Rings it is complicated af XD
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I love it
Game of thrones in 99 seconds
Jon: Hmm, what is worth including in this summary? Eowyn slaying the witch king...? No, Legolas surfing on his god damn shield, that's what's really important! :D
I have a sudden urge to leave the shire
I’ve watched them so many times I need to take like a 1 or 2 year break so they don’t get Boring
I LITERALLY HAVENT WATCHED LORD OF THE RINGS IN MY LIFE BUT I HAVE THIS SONG MEMORIZED
I luv the face expressions...
Watching in late 2019... Memories...
7 years later and I still can’t tell if they are the same person or twins
Still remember all the lyrics
Spoiler alert!
I just spent 11 hours watching these movies and you just...summed it up. Tolkien could take a page out of your book!
No im hyped again
I am reading the books from two days, still on the first line of Fellowship of the Ring of this video.
А куда он делся, уже 2019 а я всё жду видос
Who needs to watch the series when you've got this guy
Two towers
Twin towers
Coincidence I think not!
Now whenever I hear the background music in LOTR all I cam hear is this song and I don't know how to feel about that
I haven’t read one of the books. So it sounded like nonesennse 😂
I'm actually coming back today after reading the books, because when I watched it years earlier it was really did sound like utter nonsense. Now it's amazing though (and so are the books if you want to give them a chance :D
I watched Harry Potter in 99 seconds before I started reading. Thought it was nonsense. Now I keep watching it now that I’m on the third book :-)
Po-tat-oes
Yk I watch lotr forget about it and then see this video and watch it again. The cycles repeated at least 6 times
R dau ze same people ????i need answers
Do u make vids on ur own now
THIS is real art
Jon: The greatest tale ever told on your screen.
My book nerd side: TRIGGERED
I *really* want one for the Hobbit!
my favorite song in this is the two towers but my favorite movie is return of the king
1:20 😂😂
2012!!!! Time really flies
not one of your best works i like the harry potter one better.
1:04 is my favourite part
So cringe
This guy is such a nerd no offence like it's pretty impressive but Ur a nerd
I always thought it was two guys and I really wanted a friendship like they had. Now I realise that I already had it
taking the hobbits to isengard!!!
Gli inglesi non sanno l italiano
Are we not talking about the potatoes thing?
LIKE chi lo vede nel 2019
Oh my god. Nostalgia hits hard. Had this DOWNLOADED. On my phone. Knew by heart, as well as the Happy Potter one. Cup Song. First Disney medley. Oh god Jon... You made my early years happier (and my friends angry - sometimes I was tryna sing one of those. Idk why did I think it was a good idea)
You have a beautiful Elvish voice that brought me to tears, sincerely thank you.
Still waiting for a the hobbit one 😊 pleaseee
Transformers in 99 seconds lol
PO-TA-TOES LMAO I AM A POTATO
Do basically YouTube put this in my recommendations after 7 years..
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍WoW cool
Lord Of The Rings song Star-Wars T-shirt ?!?!??!!
I have now seen the animated hobbit and LOTR both around 8 times, the live action hobbit series 10 times, and the live action LOTR 9 times and currently on the 10th, so i think i have enough knowledge on the subject to say you did a dang good job describing LOTR in 99 secs!
This was the first song I ever bought on my iPod
Not if you put it in 2x
Make a GOT one
2020 in there
Eh. It’s really good, but the Harry Potter one was better.
I don't know why but I actually love the ending (1:25 onwards) 😂
Every time after I rewatch LOTR trilogy (like now) I end up here and then this song is stuck in my head for another month 😄
*hugs replay button* MY PRECIOUS!!!
It still amazes me how much talent he has
my mum was NEVER a YouTube person but after I showed her Harry Potter in 99 seconds all those years ago and me and my siblings memorised all of the lyrics she actually checked the Paint acc and told me about the LOTR in 99 seconds XD
Can you do the hobbit in 99 seconds
This is my favorite "99 Seconds" video.
It still give me chills in the final war part
I still think Harry potter is better...
But the lighting and expressions
Ah, I remember watching this when I was in 7th grade. すぐに大学に行く。
Wormtongue Uruk-Hai Sauron Great Eye is one of the most catchiest things I've ever heard
Nice try lrd of the ring but you cannot be as good as harry potter
THEY DIDNT SAY EOWYN
The greatest tale ever told on your screen! PO-TA-TOOOOOES!!!!!! I love that part😂
0:10 YAY IMA POTATOE
I LOVE YOU
He could have rhymed smeágol with deágol but he didn't. #shelob
This video better of your all videos
You people are amazing
That was cool
1:08 It's Merry, not Mary
Tolikien died in 1937. Reverse it and you get 3791:
Three rings for the elves
Seven rings for the dwarfs
Nine rings for human people
One ring for the dark lord
Coincidence, I dont think so!
@Tøxic k
It happened by a great amount of luck, if luck it be.
Had he indeed died in 1937, that verse would not even exist, since The Lord of the Rings was published in 1954.
There are 3 mistakes here:
1. Tolkien died in 1973. Not Tolikien and 1937.
2. Revered 1937 is 7391 but your luck is beyond limits so I can't consider this.
3. The verse is as follows:
Three Rings for the Elvenkings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarflords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
...
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
...
Not trying to sound offensive here!
@7xCrazy you can mix the numbers and still get the number but the rings are wrong
i wish the lotr fandom had a bigger online presence
NOSTALGIA!
7 years ago dang
0:13 “Potatoes!”
I really hope you make a hunger games in 99 seconds
0:13 POTATOES!!!!!!
What is going on?
Amazing video but honestly the Harry Potter one is better :3
Avengers in 90 seconds
I wish you were on glee
My dog, Bilbo Waggins, really enjoyed this video! (I did too btw!)
I literally thought he had a friend for once but then I noticed how similar they look
Why is no one appreciating the signs?