Cozart, Jon - If YouTube Comments Wrote A Love Song Lyrics
"imma slide into ya DMs today"
'Cause, "u r a gorgous amazing bae"
"this is delightful to my ears and brain"
"Nice hair my cousin hair is kinda is like that"
"I LOVE YOU"
The mood is right but the words are so wrong
When YouTube comments write a love song
"HI I LOVE YOU THAT'S ALL OK BYE"
"I LIKE YOUR HAIR AND YOUR BROWS AND YOUR EYES"
"Your nice looks face," "I love how you rhyme"
"I cri evrytiem," "Have My Babies"
There is no doubt that I'll die alone
When YouTube comments write a love song
Oh, hey! "Hey quick question that kind of just popped up, are you gay?"
What? "are you gay?"
"not 2b racist but r u gay?"
"Why do all of the awesome guys have to be gay?"
It's no big deal, I just wanna know
When GayTube comments keep "I gay, homo"
[*Heavy breathing*]
[*Crying*]
[*Laughing*]
[*Pop-Tart eating noises*]
Ew
Words aren't enough cause the feeling's too strong
[*Laugh crying*]
Gosh, you don't have any towels in there. My hands are all wet
"wtf you're still alive????," What?
"imma keep it real with you...I thought you died," It's been like a minute
"IT'S BEEN A YEAR," What? "IT'S BEEN 84 YEARS"
"the rare jon cozart emerges from his cave for his annual appearance,"
Don't touch me, what are you doing?
"only to return to his hibernation for a year" (Ow, ow)
Elise! Elise! What are you- stop it!
"I MISSED YOU," What?
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Cozart, Jon If YouTube Comments Wrote A Love Song Comments
i cry evrytiem
Jon at least post for the end of the decade Jon please are you there Jon please it's been over a year Jon Jon JON
Is he really gay?
This is why he hadn't posted all year
She actually killed him
0:28 that's her sister
Okay, so you've been gone FOREVER. You can't blame us. Holy though, there were a lot of gay questions. Everyone knows that he is [REDACTED], duh.
What if he does not come back because of COPPA
ARE YOU STILL ALIVE
When its been a year:
He was 36 at first in this but now he’s 37 am I right?
Who else noticed that dodie was one of the comments...
Can i have your yt channel?
JON COME ON WE’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG, ITS ALMOST 2020
They say are you gay
They never asked how are you gay
Guys it's been over a year
I almost died of laughter at:
“Your nice looks face!”
And
“I Cri Evrytiem!”
Time stamp if you need it: 0:59
Ima donut
Thanks for letting me laugh my ass off for a few minutes.
Have my babies that one killed me xD
Im an undercover cop and im 53
Stay alive
He’s really taking a break. Wow- December 27th 2019
I swear he’s dead
Where r uuuuu????
wait is he gay?????
Lily Wooding no.
It’s been ayear
Are you gay though?!
Where's the yearly update???????????
it’s been a year have u retired ?
We miss you
it has been a year. he will return.
I mean he was away for 2 yrs in the middle, let's just hope he will come back sooner
Annnyyyyytime now guys, he's gonna come back
Everyone frickin turn on the captions
"I cry everytim" I smell a refried to elissa changlr
Not to be racist but are you gay killed me
*He comes Back*
Jon: ItS bEEn lIke a mINuTe!
Guys hes on Twitter lmao
its been more than a year now, where have you been?
nice shirt
where was this years Christmas song? i was hoping to hear a funny Christmas thing this year again
Hi remember when you actually posted Can’t believe someone commented have my babies
Wtf is he dead or what?
Jon's the only person who has 4 million subscribers without even uploading videos 😂
Think hes dead and ArE yOu GaY
But the real question is: 'Are you gay?'
*Have my babies.*
GAy man gay community
Awww nice collab😍😍😍😍
At 2:40 and 2:39 he kinda sounds like Ryland Adams😂😂
It’s been a year and a month
Well that took a turn! 😂
Hopefully he returns with an updated Star Wars song
The dog! 🤣
Jon, if mcr can come back so can you, you coward. It’s been a year.
Where is he it’s the END OF 2019 WHERE IS HE
This will be two years
All I want for christmas is you to come back...
he's been gone for a year
Does Jon just hibernate
N166a you are dead
Paint is bisexual.
it's a 87 years bro
are you gay?
Mr wells
Plz come back
Waiting patiently for him to post before 2020
*2028*
Jon: *I'm back from the dead what did I miss?*
The world: *has floating houses*
Alguém em 2050 a ver da like
You two look a great couples you voice combine beautifully.
Bro. Where did you go
2:50 guys. Ú-Ù he did "die" (PERIOD)
IT’S BEEN A YEARRRRRR!!!!!!!! **cries in gay**
Bitch u got 7 days to post or we come for u
i cri evrytiem
*_H A V E M Y B A B I E S_*
Heeey paint!! I just got a ukelele any tips on how to learn to play this complicated smol guitar?
“Have my *BABY.”*
I am sad to announce....It has been over a year now. He is officially dead...
Oh it’s YGS
op is a genetic dead end fairy who's currently in the hospital with a prolapsed asshole
He literally uploaded in 2016 didn't in 2017 uploaded 3 times in 2018, didn't in 2019. We'll probably get videos again in 2020
Nice hair my cousin hair is kinda is like that
ITS BEEN OVER A YEAR! COME BAAACK!!!
“Not to be racist but r u gay??” Lmaoooo what the fuckk 😂😂😂
Okay a-ur Gay
Not upload seen 2019
Y does Elise look like a wii character
0:39 *WHAT THE FU-*
He been away for so long i think somebody rejected him...
Elise! Let’s gooooooooooooo!
ok, come on, get out of bed, it's time for you to make another video. tick tock
Is he dead.
IT’S BEEN 84 YEARS
Siriously is he gay do
RIP Jon
What ever happened to this channel I miss it...
I think he did hibernate for a year.
Still waiting for his annual appearance to this day but I guess it’s not gonna happen this year