Cozart, Jon - If YouTube Comments Wrote A Love Song Lyrics






"imma slide into ya DMs today"
'Cause, "u r a gorgous amazing bae"
"this is delightful to my ears and brain"
"Nice hair my cousin hair is kinda is like that"
"I LOVE YOU"

The mood is right but the words are so wrong
When YouTube comments write a love song

"HI I LOVE YOU THAT'S ALL OK BYE"
"I LIKE YOUR HAIR AND YOUR BROWS AND YOUR EYES"
"Your nice looks face," "I love how you rhyme"
"I cri evrytiem," "Have My Babies"

There is no doubt that I'll die alone
When YouTube comments write a love song

Oh, hey! "Hey quick question that kind of just popped up, are you gay?"
What? "are you gay?"
"not 2b racist but r u gay?"
"Why do all of the awesome guys have to be gay?"

It's no big deal, I just wanna know
When GayTube comments keep "I gay, homo"

[*Heavy breathing*]
[*Crying*]
[*Laughing*]
[*Pop-Tart eating noises*]
Ew

Words aren't enough cause the feeling's too strong
[*Laugh crying*]

Gosh, you don't have any towels in there. My hands are all wet
"wtf you're still alive????," What?
"imma keep it real with you...I thought you died," It's been like a minute
"IT'S BEEN A YEAR," What? "IT'S BEEN 84 YEARS"

"the rare jon cozart emerges from his cave for his annual appearance,"
Don't touch me, what are you doing?
"only to return to his hibernation for a year" (Ow, ow)
Elise! Elise! What are you- stop it!
"I MISSED YOU," What?





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Cozart, Jon If YouTube Comments Wrote A Love Song Comments
  1. R.... J....

    i cry evrytiem

  2. N.... ....

    Jon at least post for the end of the decade Jon please are you there Jon please it's been over a year Jon Jon JON

  3. R.... ....

    Is he really gay?

  4. E.... M....

    This is why he hadn't posted all year
    She actually killed him

  5. S.... ....

    0:28 that's her sister

  6. E.... M....

    Okay, so you've been gone FOREVER. You can't blame us. Holy though, there were a lot of gay questions. Everyone knows that he is [REDACTED], duh.

  7. S.... H....

    What if he does not come back because of COPPA

  8. J.... R....

    ARE YOU STILL ALIVE

  9. S.... F....

    When its been a year:

  10. T.... V....

    He was 36 at first in this but now he’s 37 am I right?

  11. Z.... S....

    Who else noticed that dodie was one of the comments...

  12. K.... ....

    Can i have your yt channel?

  13. T.... ....

    JON COME ON WE’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG, ITS ALMOST 2020

  14. R.... L....

    They say are you gay
    They never asked how are you gay

  15. D.... C....

    Guys it's been over a year

  16. D.... 2....

    I almost died of laughter at:
    “Your nice looks face!”
    And
    “I Cri Evrytiem!”
    Time stamp if you need it: 0:59

  17. T.... P....

    Ima donut

  18. H.... ....

    Thanks for letting me laugh my ass off for a few minutes.

  19. S.... P....

    Have my babies that one killed me xD

  20. O.... G....

    Im an undercover cop and im 53

  21. D.... D....

    Stay alive

  22. Z.... C....

    He’s really taking a break. Wow- December 27th 2019

  23. O.... S....

    I swear he’s dead

  24. O.... S....

    Where r uuuuu????

  25. L.... W....

    wait is he gay?????

    L.... W....

    Lily Wooding no.

  26. Q.... ....

    It’s been ayear

  27. L.... H....

    Are you gay though?!

  28. K.... D....

    Where's the yearly update???????????

  29. m.... a....

    it’s been a year have u retired ?

  30. R.... G....

    We miss you

  31. N.... Y....

    it has been a year. he will return.

  32. K.... K....

    I mean he was away for 2 yrs in the middle, let's just hope he will come back sooner

  33. K.... K....

    Annnyyyyytime now guys, he's gonna come back

  34. M.... k....

    Everyone frickin turn on the captions

  35. F.... A....

    "I cry everytim" I smell a refried to elissa changlr

  36. W.... 9....

    Not to be racist but are you gay killed me

  37. L.... P....

    *He comes Back*
    Jon: ItS bEEn lIke a mINuTe!

  38. L.... P....

    Guys hes on Twitter lmao

  39. R.... R....

    its been more than a year now, where have you been?

  40. R.... B....

    nice shirt

  41. C.... W....

    where was this years Christmas song? i was hoping to hear a funny Christmas thing this year again

  42. S.... Q....

    Hi remember when you actually posted Can’t believe someone commented have my babies

  43. Y.... I....

    Wtf is he dead or what?

  44. J.... M....

    Jon's the only person who has 4 million subscribers without even uploading videos 😂

  45. T.... _....

    Think hes dead and ArE yOu GaY

  46. D.... ....

    But the real question is: 'Are you gay?'

  47. K.... K....

    *Have my babies.*

  48. E.... T....

    GAy man gay community

  49. A.... R....

    Awww nice collab😍😍😍😍

  50. P.... 1....

    At 2:40 and 2:39 he kinda sounds like Ryland Adams😂😂

  51. B.... ....

    It’s been a year and a month

  52. N.... R....

    Well that took a turn! 😂

  53. x.... I....

    Hopefully he returns with an updated Star Wars song

  54. B.... .....

    The dog! 🤣

  55. h.... h....

    Jon, if mcr can come back so can you, you coward. It’s been a year.

  56. C.... B....

    Where is he it’s the END OF 2019 WHERE IS HE
    This will be two years

  57. E.... S....

    All I want for christmas is you to come back...

  58. A.... ....

    he's been gone for a year

  59. L.... ....

    Does Jon just hibernate

  60. N.... G....

    N166a you are dead

  61. D.... B....

    Paint is bisexual.

  62. E.... C....

    it's a 87 years bro

  63. E.... C....

    are you gay?

  64. E.... T....

    Mr wells

  65. C.... 8....

    Plz come back

  66. M.... B....

    Waiting patiently for him to post before 2020

  67. L.... A....

    *2028*
    Jon: *I'm back from the dead what did I miss?*
    The world: *has floating houses*

  68. T.... C....

    Alguém em 2050 a ver da like

  69. L.... W....

    You two look a great couples you voice combine beautifully.

  70. P.... B....

    Bro. Where did you go

  71. M.... F....

    2:50 guys. Ú-Ù he did "die" (PERIOD)

  72. A.... F....

    IT’S BEEN A YEARRRRRR!!!!!!!! **cries in gay**

  73. J.... M....

    Bitch u got 7 days to post or we come for u

  74. S.... L....

    i cri evrytiem

    *_H A V E M Y B A B I E S_*

  75. E.... M....

    Heeey paint!! I just got a ukelele any tips on how to learn to play this complicated smol guitar?

  76. N.... Y....

    “Have my *BABY.”*

  77. F.... J....

    I am sad to announce....It has been over a year now. He is officially dead...

  78. s.... z....

    Oh it’s YGS

  79. t.... t....

    op is a genetic dead end fairy who's currently in the hospital with a prolapsed asshole

  80. E.... B....

    He literally uploaded in 2016 didn't in 2017 uploaded 3 times in 2018, didn't in 2019. We'll probably get videos again in 2020

  81. �.... �....

    Nice hair my cousin hair is kinda is like that

  82. M.... W....

    ITS BEEN OVER A YEAR! COME BAAACK!!!

  83. �.... ....

    “Not to be racist but r u gay??” Lmaoooo what the fuckk 😂😂😂

  84. A.... N....

    Okay a-ur Gay

  85. A.... o....

    Not upload seen 2019

  86. S.... S....

    Y does Elise look like a wii character

  87. f.... ....

    0:39 *WHAT THE FU-*

  88. A.... D....

    He been away for so long i think somebody rejected him...

  89. C.... ....

    Elise! Let’s gooooooooooooo!

  90. B.... E....

    ok, come on, get out of bed, it's time for you to make another video. tick tock

  91. a.... a....

    Is he dead.

  92. M.... ....

    IT’S BEEN 84 YEARS

  93. -.... g....

    Siriously is he gay do

  94. h.... i....

    RIP Jon

  95. M.... n....

    What ever happened to this channel I miss it...

  96. A.... F....

    I think he did hibernate for a year.

  97. E.... R....

    Still waiting for his annual appearance to this day but I guess it’s not gonna happen this year