Cooper, Alice - Prettiest Cop On The Block Lyrics






I'm 6 foot 3 with a fist like a hammer
And I work with the Vice Squad when I can
And when I pull out my badge they forget all my glamor
Little guys all surprised
Take a seat
Peek at me
It's a bust
I'm a man

I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I set your souls on fire
Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I'm cool and I'm so mean
Oh, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I've handcuffed your desire
I've got a stiff reputation with a stick like a rock
My kids are confused and my wife is in shock

I'm a full blooded man not a weak immitation
I like to flex my arms in the neon lights
I'm a queen on the street and a king at the station
It's a secret of mine, not a sign I'm gonna make that right
Because..

I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I set your souls on fire
Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I'm cool and I'm so mean
Oh, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I've handcuffed your desire
I've got a stiff reputation with a stick like a rock
My kids are confused and my wife is in shock

I must look pretty shocking
In my bullet proof vest
With my black lace stockings
All this hair on my chest
When the boys see me coming
All the boys start to run
They all got their empty holsters
And I got the only gun
Because..

Because, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I set your souls on fire
Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I'm cool and I'm so mean
Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I handcuff your desires
I got a stiff reputation with a stick like a rock
My kids are confused and my wife is in shock

I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I set your souls on fire
Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
And I'm cool -- so mean
I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I handcuff your desires

I'm so pretty, I'm so pretty, so pretty
Yes I'm gorgeous
I'm really lovely
And I'm so mean, so mean

I'm oooo I'm mean
But I'm pretty
And I'm mean
Sooo Pretty
But I'm mean
And I'm pretty...





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Cooper, Alice Prettiest Cop On The Block Comments
  1. M.... R....

    Alice made his most interesting music from 80-83, in the midst of heavy cocaine abuse, amazingly. The punk/new wave medium lended itself nicely to the Coop sound.

  2. S.... P....

    As Marilyn Manson once sang, "Cops and queers make good looking models"

  3. t.... ....

    Dude..You re the best!!my fav cover is wat now tat i cud proudly call it:)..

  4. m.... k....

    great l.p

  5. j.... z....

    I'm 6 foot 3 with a fist like a hammer
    And I work with the Vice Squad when I can
    And when I pull out my badge they forget all my glamor
    Little guys all surprised
    Take a seat
    Peek at me
    It's a bust
    I'm a man

    I'm the prettiest cop on the block
    I set your souls on fire
    Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
    I'm cool and I'm so mean
    Oh, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
    I've handcuffed your desire
    I've got a stiff reputation with a stick like a rock
    My kids are confused and my wife is in shock

    I'm a full blooded man not a weak immitation
    I like to flex my arms in the neon lights
    I'm a queen on the street and a king at the station
    It's a secret of mine, not a sign I'm gonna make that right
    Because..

    I'm the prettiest cop on the block
    I set your souls on fire
    Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
    I'm cool and I'm so mean
    Oh, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
    I've handcuffed your desire
    I've got a stiff reputation with a stick like a rock
    My kids are confused and my wife is in shock

    I must look pretty shocking
    In my bullet proof vest
    With my black lace stockings
    All this hair on my chest
    When the boys see me coming
    All the boys start to run
    They all got their empty holsters
    And I got the only gun
    Because..

    Because, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
    I set your souls on fire
    Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
    I'm cool and I'm so mean
    Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
    I handcuff your desires
    I got a stiff reputation with a stick like a rock
    My kids are confused and my wife is in shock

    I'm the prettiest cop on the block
    I set your souls on fire
    Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
    And I'm cool -- so mean
    I'm the prettiest cop on the block
    I handcuff your desires

    I'm so pretty, I'm so pretty, so pretty
    Yes I'm gorgeous
    I'm really lovely
    And I'm so mean, so mean

    I'm oooo I'm mean
    But I'm pretty
    And I'm mean
    Sooo Pretty
    But I'm mean
    And I'm pretty...

  6. L.... P....

    love this song where I come from in Spfld, OH aWell I did this song and dressed in fishnet hose, pumps, blue police shirt, badge, hat, billy club, make up (very New York Dolls) heavy makeup and there was a female cop from Spfld that year that had posed for Play Boy, well I had the issue was showing around to the audience!! I won the first one and $250 was in the finals....for the finals I did Frankie Goes to Hollywood Relax and won the whole damn thing and $500...Oh my stage name was Trixie Groover.

    L.... P....

    well boy, your momma must be damn proud of you!

  7. A.... L....

    this album is def one of his best solo efforts

  8. A.... W....

    This song is awesome!!!

  9. M.... G....

    i'd do him <3333333

  10. C.... M....

    love this song
    highly underrated album though

    C.... M....

    Agreed...a MASSIVELY underrated record,indeed,with hardly a dull moment on it...It should have been a HUGE hit.

    C.... M....

    This Era was some of the coops best , but look at the charts of the time . i hated his metal days too its rubbish in my book , but hits is hits and make that money run like honey .
    2 "Endless Love" Diana Ross & Lionel Richie
    3 "Lady" Kenny Rogers
    4 "(Just Like) Starting Over" John Lennon
    5 "Jessie's Girl" Rick Springfield
    6 "Celebration" Kool & the Gang
    7 "Kiss on My List" Hall & Oates
    8 "I Love a Rainy Night" Eddie Rabbitt
    9 "9 To 5" Dolly Parton
    10 "Keep on Loving You" REO Speedwagon