Coolio - Ugly Bitches Lyrics
A bitch is a bitch and we all know
that a ho is a ho wit a toe-up slut so
if you're gotta have em, might as well be a fine one
but it seems that some niggas can't seem to find one
So they go and get a bitch that's lookin like Trixie
A big fat flagrant hoodrat hooker
and the nigga got the nerve to pretend she's a hooker
Sportin that down from your arm like a Simpson
Talk about bitches that you wish you was pimpin
Come around the homies and you swear that she's playin
But everytime I see her, you're beggin
Go get you a girl that got somethin goin
Get rid of that bitch that's lookin like a dragon
Now you wanna fight cos you're baggin on your Mrs
But that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches
[Chorus:]
When I was young I used to have fun
fuckin with ugly bitches
But now that I'm grown I leave em alone
cos I went from rags to riches
They say 'beauty is skin deep' but goddamn weeded bitch
look like buckwheat mixed with opi
Toe up, toe up, straight from the floor
and her bad ass breath is about to make me throw up
Niggas started dissin and you blamed it on the gin
but the very next day you was with the bitch again
Now your ass is gettin clowned like Bozo
but that's what you get for fuckin with that ugly ho
I don't know what possessed you, nigga
Stand that hooker in front of a trigger
Spendin your time with a big goony-goo-goo
To niggas like you I gotta say "Choo choo"
Dig a ditch down in desperation
Send that monster on a permanent vacation
The girl is chop-top, but you don't listen
Cos some niggas like fuckin with ugly bitches
[Chorus:]
When I was young I used to have fun
fuckin with ugly bitches
But now that I'm grown I leave em alone
cos I went from rags to riches
[Interlude]
Aw shit, there go my nigga pretendin he don't see me
Talkin with a bitch that look like a flea G
Holdin her hand as he walks thru the plaza
I try to play it off but I couldn't hold my laughter
The girl is done so take her ass off the oven
Put her on a BOOM and send her back to the covent
Cookin up a plan in a big, black cauldron
And the dumb ass nigga don't know that he's fallin
into a trap cos now the whore is pregnant
9 months later and she's squirted on an insect
He don't wanna claim it, she went and got a test
Now he's sendin child support in a big fat cheque
My nigga got depressed and he started drinkin liquor
One night he got drunk, went to her house and killed her
Riches to rags and rags to riches
but that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches
[Chorus:]
When I was young I used to have fun
fuckin with ugly bitches
It seems that it's sad for this pussy I had
came from some ugly bitches
When I was young I used to have fun
fuckin with ugly bitches
It seems kinda sad cos this pussy I had
came from some ugly bitches
[Outro:]
So you mean to tell me you fuckin with a bald-headed, ol' fat, lumpy,
droopy, crack baby look-a-like, cisco drinkin, loud, ignorant, fucked-up
teeth, stank hoodrat, won't down, once-a-month bleedin, butthead swap-meet,
AFDC, leaned-over tennis shoe, cigarette butt baggin bitch? Nigga what's wrong wit you?
(That's alright. She take care of a nigga though, that's all I know nigga.
That's OK yeah, that's OK nigga)
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Coolio Ugly Bitches Comments
This my pussy bigger 🍭🍭
Lmao love this song
When I was young I used to have fun, fuckin with ugly bitchesss
Totally naughty tune
I got here by searching butt crack ass nigga. Sweet tune!
Still love his tunes
this is what I listen to while swiping on Tinder
1:51 That guy trying to sing is the funniest part of this song imo
He doesn't sound too bad
@LemoniDrop Its just funny cause they are just making a joke still
Shout out to lillian oneill mackenzie lisa bickham and jennifer mauricio
were they ugly bitches?
Str8 fire cooio
Coolio needs to come up with new shit!!
IT SEEMS KINDA SAD COS THIS PUSSY I HAD LOL !!!
Sampled from "Oh Honey" by Delegation.
Dexter Linen sadly we didn’t know
Back to the Future... Ice Cube - Ain't Got No Haters ft. Too Short
yep ....This better tho
@Cancel-That-Bitch | Agreed
Classic! Takes me right back to college!
he did say she took care of him though
what a jerk 🙄 Guys like this are why we say especially those who most of thy mercy at the end if the rosary. lol God bless you coolio. Ted bundy who was so called really good looking was a serial killer of multiple women. Some of the so called ugliest people have been great saints. It's funny to me some guy like this who could write something like gangsters paradise could write such a cruel shallow song. I guess everyone has weak points.
Ugly bitch detected.
Your mom's weak point are her knees fat bitch can't hold her self up
You're offended because you're an ugly bitch?
Lol look past it..jeez, he's not dropping names. Dont be sensitive now, he's not rapping to you lol and there's only 1 reason why'd you would take offense....
why would anyone find such a cruel song funny
-ugly bitch
Snowflake libtard
This album had a different kinda vibe
klassick
this song makes me want to die PERIODT.
Emma Montecinos dont listen to it not good
This is the worse rap song I have ever listened to
This was the VERY FIRST cd I ever bought.
Lol I had the tape
Same here, my sister bought it because of fantastic voyage, then she heard all the cuss words and gave it to me
It's such an underrated CD. Ghetto Cartoon and It Takes A Thief are amazing songs. But all the other tracks are great too. Mama I'm In Love Wit A Gangsta, Can O Corn lol... All fun songs.
So many fat unlockables
Ima send this to my boy. To let em know, I know, about his bitch. lol!
Never did the ugly s but love the tunes
Doubt it beauty is skin deep
Yasss! Classic! they don't make em like they use to!
#classic #hilarious
Sample on "DELEGATION HONEY Sunshine"…."Hey Coolio, easy for you!!! In French Language…Tu es une putain de copieuse de merde!!! Tha "Ugly Bitch" it's you!!!
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