Confederate Railroad - The Big One Lyrics






It was a hot Sunday mornin'
Middle of July
The choir was a singin'
'Bout the sweet by and by

Everybody was a swayin'
And sweatin' in the heat
We all bowed our heads down
As the preacher took his seat

My sister and my brother stood next to my mother
In the quiet at the close of the verse
That's when daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

My sister rolled her eyes back
My brother bit his lip
My cousin just behind us
Whispered, "Hey, who let it rip?"

I stuck my face in my shirtsleeve
Stared down at my shoes

Lord, you could hear a pin drop
As we stood there in the pew
Heads were turnin', eyes were burnin'

Momma stuck her nose in her purse
After daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

He cut the big one
It was a stinker
Then he broke the silence
With a snicker
And us kids started laughin'
'Til I thought we was all gonna burst
After daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

He said, "The devil made me do it"
Momma said it was the liverwurst
And that's why daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church





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  1. E.... ....

    I love this song so much ❤️❤️❤️ I listen to it every single day ❤️

  2. M.... M....

    You probably hear that one after a show when they just having a good time

  3. B.... L....

    😂😂

  4. H.... M....

    And some called this a "Rock Band". Lord help us!

  5. T.... G....

    Now THAT's country !

  6. A.... G....

    I just love it... Hahahahahahaha

  7. w.... ....

    2019 been listening to this since I was little going to be one of my dad's funeral songs

  8. A.... G....

    I love it ...Hahahahahaha Go Danny !

  9. S.... A....

    Lmaooo wtf I thought this was going to be a real song... 😂😂😂

  10. M.... ....

    Tom T. Hall should have done this song.

  11. D.... B....

    Awesomely funny song

  12. D.... B....

    That wjat I'did to day

  13. D.... B....

    That wjat I'did to day

  14. j.... b....

    this is the best

  15. T.... D....

    I'm from Hork Lake, MS. This is hilarious.

    T.... D....

    Tim Denison And there is a Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church.

  16. J.... D....

    Man that is one long ass church name. I hate to write a check to them.

  17. C.... R....

    I'm still laughing.

  18. P.... H....

    really love this singer love his voice thanks

  19. R.... V....

    muy buena rola...

  20. U.... t....

    When you got to cut one... you got to cut one

  21. D.... M....

    you haven't heard this on country bc they are considered soft rock

    D.... M....

    How is Confederate Railroad soft rock? They have always been Country. The problem is that today's Country music is considered soft rock. The only Country music left is now considered classic. You have to wait for George Strait to come out with something new to hear Country music again. Otherwise you are screwed.

    D.... M....

    Where do you live California?

  22. a.... ....

    That song was about me

  23. V.... ....

    this reminded me of my family in a different state

  24. K.... S....

    good song

  25. F.... s....

    haha im dying

  26. l.... l....

    ya funny y'all

  27. C.... B....

    This is a really funny song

  28. D.... T....

    Confucius say, "He who fart in church...sit in own pew."

    D.... T....

    Dan Trigona
    😂💩

  29. K.... E....

    I do remember our country station in California cat country 103 playing this on Fridays at the 5 o'clock hour. Before that, they would play George Jones Friday song, then the big one, proceeded by Hank Williams Junior I'm going to knock the hell out of you. It's just too bad they can't play those songs anymore. I don't know why.

  30. b.... n....

    I can see this happen wend I go to church 😂😂😂😂😂

  31. v.... ....

    I also let one of those out but it was an ice ring and my little girl made sure everybody knew it was me. LOL from santa marta, colombia.

    v.... ....

    LOL! Kids will do that.

  32. D.... C....

    Why hasn't my country station ever played this?  Time for a REQUEST!!!

    D.... C....

    @***** most likely correct and yes society could use a good education and an ass kickin.

    D.... C....

    @***** Not this one i've got a page on fb called "Confederate Cause" if you
    support the flag come on over all debate bs isn't allowed ive banned few
    anti-flag debaters already they wanna debate it they can make there own
    page an do so I'ma keep flying my flag and gonna stand up for it at
    same time along with all my other confederate brothers and sisters we
    gonna keep on keeping on while they cry after we done guess we'll have to
    change there diapers to lol take care have a wonderful day

    D.... C....

    When it was new, WFMB in Springfield, IL played it once, for sure. I heard it. It didn't take long for them to pull it.

  33. N.... M....

    This video should be preceded by an ad for Beano!

  34. J.... S....

    a absolute classic

  35. A.... D....

    made me giggle!!

  36. B.... ....

    My radio station Kat Country 103.3 would play this song and put fart sound effects when it said daddy cut the big one

  37. r.... ....

    They came to my town a few years back and this song was on their playlist for the night. Let me tell you, EVERYONE in the crowd was rolling on the floor. I can't imagine how many takes it took Confederate Railroad to record this without losing it.

    r.... ....

    Probably had to string together the ones where they got farther along before cracking up.
    "OK, I can fix that!"

  38. k.... m....

    sorry for your lost ahaha

  39. C.... ....

    People wonder why I take a gas mask to church. Terrorists my eye.

  40. m.... h....

    my daddy cut the big one and my dog died!!!

  41. S.... O....

    i haven't heard this song in years! X'D

  42. S.... ....

    ear candy. I like ;-)

    Greetings from germany
    Sgt.P.